True and False Daughters Joined Forces [Metaphysics]

In a remote and uninhabited corner of the Academy of Fine Arts, seven people and one ghost are watching the water ghost whose nose is bruised and bruised.

Qin Jian shook her head and sighed, "Brother, you are so courageous, how dare you disgust our Yun Shao."

Bai Xingchen said coldly: "It's beyond your own power, huh."

Lei Chuman ignored the face and only admired the face below, "This figure is absolutely incredible!"

Zhao Qinghua turned on the flashlight function of the mobile phone and carefully observed the embroidery on the water ghost flared pants.

Gai Jie stretched out his hand and touched it, and his hand went directly through the position of the water ghost's abdominal muscles, but did not touch the physical muscle, "Huh? Didn't you say you can touch it?"

Huang Li jumped up and hit Gai Jie's knee, but unfortunately he didn't have enough bounce, so he hit his calf: "This marriage hasn't been divorced yet, you dare to touch other male ghosts in front of me!"

Gai Jie patted Huang Li's head with a backhand, one of them didn't control his strength, Huang Li was knocked to the ground by one of her fingers, and he fell on the ground with a slap.

Gaijie: "…"

Huang Li: "…"

Qin Jian shook her head and sighed: "Sure enough, people and ghosts will not end well."

Bai Xingchen concluded: "This story tells us not to fall in love with paper people."

Taking into account the thoughts of the parties and the ghosts involved, Lei Chuman and Zhao Qinghua turned their heads and laughed secretly, not daring to make a sound.

The water ghost is more arrogant, "Hahahaha..."

This guy was beaten by Su Yunshao so that his entire face was almost swollen, and he didn't know where he got the courage to laugh wildly.

Huang Li walked over angrily with his two short legs and kicked the water ghost's calf.

"..."

Three seconds later, Gai Jie pretended that nothing had happened, picked up Huang Li from the ground, shook it twice to remove the dust, and stuffed it into his bag, truly performing the sentence "As long as I'm not embarrassed, embarrassed It's someone else".

Qin Jian made a mistake of embarrassing others. If it wasn't for his **** injury, a whole pyramid would have been cut out under his feet.

"Cough, water ghost, what's your name? Why do you have to disguise yourself as a woman?"

"Humph." The water ghost turned his head stubbornly and met Su Yunshao's cold gaze.

The water ghost only felt a pain in his face and head. Although he didn't know why only his face was taken care of, he didn't want to experience the feeling of being beaten like a sandbag again.

So, tell the story of your past wisely.

"My name is Geng Shan. I am kind and kind. My parents hope that I can be a kind and filial man. In the first ten years of my life, I did fulfill their expectations until I was admitted to university..."

In the eyes of the older generation, a job with a system is more stable and more face-saving than a job without.

Teachers, doctors, and civil servants are their three favorite occupations. They are occupations that they want their children to have. They are occupations that they believe will never harm their children, but they are not occupations that children like and want.

In the beginning, Geng Shan resisted and insisted that his parents would not give him money, so he worked part-time to earn money to study at university, and even because his parents would argue with him over the same issue every time he returned home, he finally chose not to go home during the holidays. What did you get in the end?

On the days when the family should be reunited and reunited during the Chinese New Year, Geng Shan was brought out as a negative teaching material.

In front of all his relatives and friends, his parents pointed his nose at him and scolded him for being unfilial. They disliked his original job and lost the face of the old Geng family. They threw Geng Shan's face and dignity to the ground and trampled him on the ground.

- If I knew you were so disobedient, I should have strangled you in the first place!

- I worked so hard to raise you to such a big age, just to make you angry with me? !

As soon as these two words were thrown out, Geng Shan could only be silent.

If you resist again, what if the old man is hospitalized for a stroke?

After that, Geng Shan didn't want to fight anymore.

Those are his biological parents, the kindness of life and support is too great, how can he really care?

He gave up his high-paying job, read books, did questions, and prepared for exams. One night, when he came to the Academy of Fine Arts to relax, he accidentally slipped and fell into the lotus pond and drowned.

"Ha-?" Qin Jian originally thought that the following plot would be about Geng Shan, who had been admitted to the editor, was tortured by life and lost interest in life, was depressed, and committed suicide by throwing himself in the lotus pond. As a result, the plot took a big turn in the middle?

"Then your man disguised as a woman does not die in silence, but perverts in silence?"

"You pervert!" Geng Shan rolled his eyes and turned his eyeballs 360 degrees. "I was originally a fashion designer, and I specialized in designing women's clothes. What's the problem with wearing clothes on my body?"

Everyone: "..." This is really unexpected.

Immediately, he understood why Geng Shan's parents did not agree with him to continue this job, so a big man went to design clothes for women, and he made him look like a demon. Would the older generation be happy?

Su Yunshao watched for a long time, and finally said, "How long have you been dead?"

"It's been 20 years, too." Geng Shan is not very sensitive to time since he became a ghost, so he can only estimate, "I have lived here for so long, I have long regarded this as my home, and nothing strange is allowed. I throw things into it, and occasionally I will help a little when I meet a young man who can't think of it."

Gai Jie suddenly realized: "There is a rumor in the Academy of Fine Arts that a student once came to the lotus pond in the middle of the night to commit suicide. When he woke up the next day, he found himself lying beside the pond all night, and the elder in his dream chased and beat him with slippers. He scolded and spat again, and then he didn’t dare to commit suicide.”

Everyone felt that the elders in this dream had a strong sense of sight.

Sure enough, Geng Shan folded his arms around his chest, his nose was raised high, and he hummed proudly.

"I thought it was just a legend that changed after word of mouth. Like some unknown lady hiding in the toilet and crying, and the sound of the piano in an unmanned classroom, it is the seven incredible things on campus." Tie Rulan covered her face. "I didn't expect it to be true!"

"That's right." Geng Shan raised his orchid fingers subconsciously, and his voice became shrill, "I am also one of the unbelievable lotus ponds that cannot die."

Qin Jian took out a thunder talisman from his pocket, which meant something: "Speak well!"

When he told stories, he still used his original voice quite normally, without the slightest bit of mother-in-law movements, what the **** was a female voice if he didn't watch it for a while?

Geng Shan's intuition was wrong: "What?"

"Thunder talisman." Qin Jian shivered and pointed to the sky, "The talisman that can attract lightning, it is said that lightning is the nemesis of ghosts, I have never seen a ghost struck by lightning, if you are not honest, I can witness it with my own eyes~"

The happy ending was exactly the same as when Geng Shan was disgusted with Su Yunshao.

Geng Shan was both angry and disgusted. He never knew that his tone of voice was so angry.

He had never seen Lei Fu, and he was not sure if what Qin Jian said was true or not, but the pain on his face was not false, and it was not false that Su Yunshao beckoned him by his neck and pressed him to the ground like a duck. .

Geng Shanshi was very busy and sat down obediently, "What else do you want to ask the adults? The little ones must know everything and say everything."

Su Yunshao did not doubt what Geng Shan said, he did have golden light of merit and virtue, and the number was quite large, and it was not as simple as saving one or two students who attempted suicide.

Because of this, she concluded that the water ghost is good and can't get rid of him. If this guy's behavior is too disgusting, she doesn't want to beat him.

"Unless someone wants to commit suicide in the future, don't show up to scare ordinary people."

Geng Shan: "Why?"

Su Yunshao: "If you do too much, the students or the school will find a celestial teacher, and the other party will beat you to the ground, regardless of the 3721, who are you going to talk to?"

Geng Shan was so frightened that he hugged his sturdy self, "Did the Celestial Master do it without asking the cause and effect?"

In every industry, there will inevitably be one or two rat shits, and Su Yunshao cannot guarantee that there will be no problems in the line of Tianshi.

"Be careful yourself."

Geng Shan nodded in agreement. Before leaving, he sincerely asked Qin Jian, "Are you sure you don't want to draw me a picture? I can be a model for you for free, and I can also lend you my home for free."

Qin Jian's face turned blue: "Don't paint, get out!"

Xiaoye, he is seventeen years old this year, and his face is full of collagen. Can he be the same as those hard-working college students who paint day and night in the Academy of Fine Arts? Even if Geng Shan has no eyesight, he can't draw!

Geng Shan rolled away numbly, sighing several times before leaving, showing that he was really disappointed.

Gai Jie was a little curious, and Lei Chuman explained the reason why Geng Shan appeared in the first place.

Unexpectedly, Gai Jie seemed to have thought of something, so she hurriedly bid them farewell, and chased in the direction where Geng Shan left.

Qin Jian: "betting on a tea egg, she went to Geng Shan to paint."

Lei Chuman: "Agreed, add a cucumber."

Zhao Qinghua: "I also think that Miss Sister really likes to draw, so I added a tomato."

Bai Xingchen hehe: "Gather a crowd to gamble in front of the monitor? You can. I'll add popsicles!"

Several people laughed.

Su Yunshao shook his head and picked up the topic in the previous box again: "If there is an accident, one or two safety talismans are enough. If a ghost hurts someone, no amount of safety talismans is useless. I have a few pieces. Jade, it can be made into a jade talisman for part-time defense and attack, and I will give it to you when it is done.”

"How can I let you spend money? We must pay for the jade ourselves!" Qin Jian disagreed. He hadn't given the money for the two thunder talismans. How could he take advantage of Su Yunshao again?

The four of them insisted on preparing the jade by themselves, but Su Yunshao did not insist any more.

The next day, Su Yunshao just went out for a morning run when he saw the car parked at the gate of the villa.

The driver's window was half lowered. Qin Shuo had a cigarette in his mouth and a can of black coffee in his hand. He had dark circles under his eyes. He opened the door and got out of the car immediately when he saw her.

The door of the villa was made of iron, and the sound of the door opening in the early morning was similar to the noise. Su Yunshao didn't want to wake up his family and neighbors, so he stepped on the iron door twice and turned it over.

"What's up?"

Qin Shuo gave a thumbs up, and then brought up the business: "Everyone from the special department is here, so I will ask them to play the script and kill the four people who died. I can't determine whether it is a ghost or not just by looking at the information, so I will take them there. At the scene, a group of people had a car accident when they passed the intersection."

"My dog ​​and I put your safety talisman in the car. The talisman was destroyed. The person and the car were fine. The truck driver who hit us died on the spot. The people from the special department noticed something was wrong, got out of the car and found that the driver's soul was gone. ."

When a person dies, the soul is gone?

Su Yunshao frowned, "What did the people in the special department say?"

"If they can find out what's wrong, I won't come to you." Qin Shuo took a sip of the remaining coffee, "Do you need me to ask for a leave for you?"

"No." Su Yunshao turned and got into the passenger seat, fastened his seat belt and sent two messages.

One for the family: [I'm going out. 】

One for the group of five: [Please take a leave of absence for me. 】

More than half an hour later, the two arrived at the Criminal Investigation Brigade.

"Miss Su is here."

"Miss Su, good morning."

"Has Miss Su had breakfast?"

Every police uniform and plain clothes police officer encountered on the road greeted Su Yunshao with a smile, more enthusiastic than Qin Shuo, the deputy captain beside her.

"…What happened?"

Qin Shuo: "We had an incident like that yesterday, and we need to investigate and deal with the aftermath, so the whole team knows that your safety charm can protect both people and cars. I want to meet the young and promising Master Su, and buy a little more for safety. ."

Su Yunshao: "..." I escaped the first day of the first year, but not the fifteenth day.