True and False Daughters Joined Forces [Metaphysics]

On the second day of the college entrance examination, high school seniors took a tense and hard examination, and everyone and the five ghosts gathered in the spring garden again.

Today, Su Yunshao left the little peach demon to look after the house and brought Yunxi out. Pu Ziyue and Qin Shuo also came.

I thought that three days would be spent on dealing with domestic violence men, and I stranded a short-term travel plan, but I didn't expect it to be done in one day, so I didn't know what to do with the extra two days.

After getting together to discuss, everyone decided that the first thing to do is to clean up the cat abuser Zhu Minxue.

Relying on the fact that being a cat and being abused and physically castrated are all happening in the dream, it will not be reflected in reality. Zhu Minxue only pretends to be a coward in the dream, but the three school tyrants who swore that they can clean up Zhu Minxue can be given to him. angry.

Let a few cat ghosts possessed Zhu Minxue to make an embarrassing tactic in public, but it is one thing or another.

A few more times, he may be locked up for research as a patient with a new disease.

The three school tyrants felt that Zhu Minxue was treated as a guinea pig and deserved sympathy. Lei Chuman and others also thought the same, but Su Yunshaobai, Xingchen, Fu Ye and others did not agree.

Su Yunshao said from the perspective of Xuanmen's causality: "He is responsible for the culpability of killing cats. When he enters the underworld after his death, there will be a corresponding trial. We can't do it. If he does too much, he becomes a miserable victim. , some of the guilt will be offset.”

Bai Xingchen advised from the perspective of his own safety: "The last time Zhu Minxue made trouble in the restaurant, netizens just regarded it as a coincidence and excitement, and the popularity has faded. If we come again a few times, the above will pay attention to us, and we will definitely be found out. on the head."

Qin Shuo also said: "I have inquired about it, the special department's director Gao is not as good as Yun Shao in terms of talisman, but he is still very capable in catching ghosts, otherwise he can't sit in the position of minister at a young age. From the Maoshan faction."

When I heard that it was the Maoshan faction, the five ghosts were all a little wilted.

In those years, the TV dramas were mostly about Maoshan Taoist chasing ghosts, which made them subconsciously fearful.

The 16- and 17-year-old boys and girls are young and vigorous, always thinking of being chivalrous and righteous, doing justice for the heavens, and letting those who do bad things be punished.

After being persuaded to stop by turns, the spirit was slumped.

Su Yunshao didn't expect them to have such a big obsession with this matter, "Isn't there other cat abusers?"

Why just stare at Zhu Minxue?

The three school tyrants pouted in disappointment, pulling Yunxi and Ruan Mei to make the next plan.

Lei Chuman and Xu Dun were unable to personally dream of punishment, so they decided to participate in the formulation of plans, and they could vent their anger with a little effort.

After discussing and discussing, the content of the punishment is a bit crooked.

"What's the biggest fear at his age? Can't we just aim for this?"

"I'm not afraid of physical castration, what else can cure him?"

"What about the chrysanthemum?"

"...Will it be too cruel?"

No matter how softly they spoke, Su Yunshao could still hear them.

Seeing that the content of the punishment gradually became unruly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he ruthlessly rejected: "Rejected!"

Bai Xingchen couldn't help laughing and crying: "You can't just do whatever you want just because you're in a dream?"

The female ghost is very aggrieved: "Where can I do whatever I want?"

The glasses man pushed his glasses: "Perhaps you've heard of a word called 'Yangzhi'?"

The board-inch male ghost put his fingers together, flexed the three fingers below the index finger, and raised his eyebrows meaningfully.

Bai Xingchen: "…"

"Isn't this the Millennium Kill?" Don't you just use martial arts moves?

"That's pretty much what it means, just understand it." The female ghost waved her hand and greeted the other ghosts to continue their research, "I think he can experience the tenth-level pain of a woman's pregnancy and childbirth, which is much more painful than breaking an egg."

Lei Chuman gave a thumbs up: "I think this is good!"

Zhao Qing painted a seal-like applause: "He doesn't even spare such a small orange cat. How would he know how painful it is for a cat to give birth if he doesn't experience it?"

Qin Jian touched her chin and thought: "a man doesn't have a uterus. It doesn't matter if his belly is bulging when he is pregnant. Where will he give birth to the child?"

Su Yiyi is too lazy to think about the feasibility of a man having a child: "It's better to let him be a woman and regenerate instead of thinking about that."

Su Yunshao: "…"

Bai Xingchen: "…"

Okay, you just have to be happy, anyway, the miserable ones are cat abusers.

Others were holding lists of small animal abusers collected from various sources, and pondering the content of punishment there, while Su Yunshao and Bai Xingchen and Qin Shuo were discussing public welfare.

Su Yunshao: "I have sold a few safety charms for charity, and there are still two million or so. This number is not too high, and my family is not short of this money. I plan to use it for public welfare."

Qin Shuo glanced at the text message record, and he was a little short of 2.5 million: "Since you want to do public welfare, I will give you some more to make up the whole thing?"

"No." Su Yunshao waved his hand to refuse, "Through the investigation during this period, I learned about the situation of stray cats and dogs in the city, and I plan to spend the money on stray cats and dogs."

Hearing "public welfare", Ruan Mei, who was joining the fun in the punishment group next door, turned around and said, "Are you going to spend your own money to do it? I remember that there are charitable foundations in China that love stray cats and dogs, and there are many rescue stations."

In just one night, Ruan Mei's title changed from Su Tianshi to an adult, and she learned from Yunxi no matter what.

I don't know where the name is right.

Bai Xingchen typed the words "stray cat and dog rescue station" in the search bar, and a lot of shocking messages popped up.

There is an article in the front row called "Why does the rescue station euthanize stray cats and dogs? ", which mentioned the biggest reason: lack of money.

The cost of cat food and dog food for a cat and a dog for a month may be hundreds of yuan, but the number of cats and dogs in the rescue station is as high as hundreds, and it will cost hundreds of thousands of cat food and dog food in a day. Going down is a scary number.

The aid station also has a big expense item: medical care.

In order to better control the number of stray cats and dogs, both males and females should be sterilized. Taking cats as an example, the cheapest price for neutering a male cat is 200 yuan, and the neutering of a female cat is more expensive, starting at 500 yuan.

Cats and dogs cost money for getting sick, deworming, vaccinating, neutering, and euthanasia, but the rescue center implements free adoption, which is not profitable and has no income.

When the rescue station has insufficient funds and the stray cats and dogs are not adopted in time, some old or sick cats and dogs can only be euthanized to reduce the financial burden.

After reading this common sense science, several people's faces are not very good.

I thought it would be a good home for stray cats and dogs to go to the rescue station. Who knew there would be so many problems there.

Bai Xingchen looked at Su Yunshao: "What are you going to do?"

In his previous life, Su Yunshao just donated money and materials to charities, orphanages, and nursing homes to see if the operators were bad people, and whether they would embezzle donations and materials.

"I plan to open a private stray animal rescue station. The profit is mainly for me. I make a lot of money watching feng shui paintings, which can support the operation of the rescue station. In the future, I can make money through methods such as cat cafes."

Su Yunshao doesn't care how much money is spent. Her personal demand for money is not high, but she wants to do this for a long time. It is best to promote it. Then she has to find a way to make money for the rescue station and make the funds circulate. stand up.

Qin Shuo: "I think it's feasible, I'll sponsor it!"

Pu Ziyue: "I don't have much salary, and I still have to pay off the mortgage and car loan, so I won't cut down on clothes and food to join in the fun. Let me do my best!"

Ruan Mei: "I can too! I don't even need a salary!"

Su Yunshao is still very happy that friends are so supportive.

"Then let's make a plan first."

It is too troublesome to think about something that has never been touched before. Since there are ready-made rescue stations, there is no need to fight with yourself.

They decided to first go to various rescue stations in the city to learn about the market situation and make reference. Maybe the seniors will enthusiastically give them some advice.

They negotiated well here, and gradually attracted the participants from the punishment group next door. They heard that a rescue station for stray animals was going to be established, and they all agreed with both hands and feet.

Female ghost: "The stray animals outside have all been sent to the rescue station, which can largely prevent animals from being abused by bastards."

Ghost with glasses: "The initial investment in opening the rescue station is huge. If volunteers are hard to find, a few of us can help."

Ban-inch male ghost: "School girls always have one reason or another not to study. If we can't be a tutor, we have to find another meaningful thing to do. This is very good!"

Scholar Su Yunshao: "..." has connotations.

"We all have to go to school and go to work, and we can't go there often. It's good to have your eyes on the preliminary work."

Because of the female ghost's words, Qin Shuo came up with an idea: "The rescue station can cooperate with all walks of life, especially young children. Before the three views have been finalized, they will cultivate their relationship with animals, and it will be even less likely to lead to wandering. Dogs and cats and abuse."

When he said this, Su Yunshao also thought: "We can promote the use of adoption instead of purchase, and let those who are inclined to adopt pets come to the rescue station to learn about pet raising knowledge and try to have close contact with pets. If you want to adopt them after a few days of contact, you can adopt them. Procedures, if you can't stand cat hair and dog hair and shoveling **** and just give it up, it's better than abandoning it after buying it."

"In terms of publicity..." Lei Chuman frowned and thought for a long time, "If you don't care about the cost of publicity, you can actually find Internet celebrities such as Weibo big Vs to do promotion or something."

Zhao Qinghua raised her hand weakly: "Isn't the public service advertisement playing at the bus stop? Many people can see it when they are waiting for the bus. Can we take some public welfare videos of stray animals and put them there?"

Xu Dun: "Finding professional teams and celebrities to shoot public service advertisements is much more effective than our own, but the cost of finding celebrities is too high, and even Senior Sister Yun Shao may have a bit of a hard time."

After all, the public service advertisements on the market are all looking for familiar stars and stacking them up in numbers.

If only a few celebrities are invited to shoot public service advertisements, it will appear a little stingy and the audience is not very wide.

Qin Jian thought to herself, it would be nice if there were stars who could act for free.

At that moment, he had a flash of inspiration and thought of a star who might be able to act for free.

"Jade white clothes!"

Bai Xingchen's scalp was numb, and he had a bad premonition: "You wouldn't want to find him, would you?"

Qin Jian smiled very well, Bai Xingchen closed his eyes tiredly, Lei Chuman and Zhao Qinghua helplessly held their foreheads.

The performance of the four of them confused the others and the ghosts: What's the situation?

Qin Jian looked at Su Yunshao and said, "Yu Baiyi is your deskmate who hasn't come to school. Everyone is a classmate. If you ask him for a favor, you won't be kicked out."

Su Yunshao: "…"

She chose to ask Bai Xingchen, the most reliable of the four, "Is it feasible?"

Bai Xingchen hesitated for a long time, and said more euphemistically: "Yu Baiyi is just making a name in the school, and he doesn't have much time to come to class. He has a friendly attitude towards his classmates, so it should be feasible."

"Should?" Su Yunshao grabbed a key word.

Lei Chuman: "His idol burden is very heavy. Fans will agree to ask him to sign and take photos. It is reasonable to say that this kind of thing that can bring glory to himself will be agreed."

Zhao Qinghua: "But there is a brokerage company behind him. Even if he agrees, the company does not agree."

After all, it's impossible to tell Yu Baiyi's help, the possibility is half and half.

It's just a matter of paying more money. Su Yunshao didn't plan to include Yubaiyi, but Qin Jian said, "I have a good relationship with him. Let's try it first, and then let's talk about it if it doesn't work."

With Yu Baiyi and the production team he is familiar with, the speed of shooting public service advertisements can be accelerated a lot, which is very convenient.

Everyone discussed it and felt that Qin Jian was right. You can ask first, and if the other party refuses, consider other things.

Su Yunshao nodded, "Don't force it, it's easier to give money than to owe favors."

The debts you owe always have to be repaid, and you may not know what problems you will encounter in the future, whether you owe it or not.

Qin Jian made an OK gesture and sent a WeChat message to Yu Baiyi in front of everyone: [Brother, when are you free to get together? 】

Yu Baiyi is an artist, all she has to do now is to make an appointment first.

It takes a lot of time to open a rescue station and shoot public service advertisements. Qin Jian is not in a hurry, who knows...

As soon as the news was sent, Yu Baiyi replied: [Okay, I have a rest today, come here. 】

No matter how busy an artist is, there is still time to rest, Qin Jian doesn't care.

Qin Jian: [One o'clock in the afternoon, is it convenient? 】

Yu Baiyi: [OK. ] Sent an address to locate.

In just a few words, the time and place were agreed. This speed also shocked everyone. I subconsciously felt that Yu Baiyi was so good at talking, and there must be some drama in the shooting of public service advertisements!

At half past twelve, Yu Baiyi heard the doorbell.

He glanced at the time and said in his heart: Half an hour earlier, Qin Jian came early enough!

Yu Baiyi didn't take two steps when he heard the door open. The person who came was his manager, a short, plump middle-aged man.

"Why are you here?" The tone was rather cold.

The agent closed the door with his backhand, and complained while changing his shoes: "Young Master Yu, several of your resources have been robbed, why are you not in a hurry?"

Yu Shao is the nickname given to Yu Baiyi by fans. Yu Baiyi doesn't like others to call him Baiyi, so the manager calls him that.

"Tearing resources is the agent's job, what's my rush?" Yu Baiyi sat back on the sofa, leaning against the pillow comfortably, with Erlang's legs crossed to eat and drink, as leisurely as if he was on vacation.

Seeing his appearance like a salted fish, the manager had a terrible headache.

When he saw that Yu Baiyi was eating potato chips, drinking Coke, and a few unopened packages of spicy sticks, his life was like an ordinary otaku, and his heart was bleeding.

"Young Master Yu, you are an idol! A little bit of fat is reflected in the camera and you are much fatter. How can you eat this kind of junk food that is not nutritious and easy to gain weight?"

"I haven't had any announcements recently. I'm so busy at home that I have long hair. I'm still not allowed to eat some essentials for a fat house?" Yu Baiyi turned his head and cut, "Tell me, what are you looking for?"

Complain as soon as you enter the door, you must not tear down the resources.

The manager sighed deeply, since he became the manager of Yu Baiyi, the hair on his head is almost gone.

"How did you think about what I told you last time?"

"Which one?" The agent often complained about this and that. Yu Baiyi's ear went in and out of the other ear, and he never seriously remembered anything other than business affairs.

Agent: "Please kid."

If Yu Baiyi's previous attitude was just indifferent, when he heard these three words, his face suddenly fell, and the look in his manager's eyes had turned cold.

"I refused!"

"I know, but isn't it impossible?" Under the room temperature of 20 degrees, the manager sweated on his forehead anxiously, and said the names of several juniors in his jade white clothes as if he was throwing a knife.

"These people turned out to be not as good as you. In the end, if you hired a kid, they took away all your resources, and the coffee position is almost bigger than you. If you don't invite one back, you can only watch as you were once inferior to you and look up to you. The younger generations surpassed you one by one, and finally trampled you under your feet!"

Knowing that there are shortcuts on the road to fame, it's not that Yu Baiyi has not been moved, but it's really impossible to invite a kid.

"You have kids yourself, put yourself in that position."

"I'm not asking you to use your own children. You can't give birth to children at your age. They use children from other countries, which has nothing to do with you!"

Speaking of this, the agent regretted that he was too honest. If he had concealed it at the beginning, maybe Yubaiyi would have invited the little ghost long ago, and now his career is in full swing.

"Whether it has anything to do with me or not, it's a human life. I can live with salted fish, but I don't want that kind of blemish in my life."

Yu Baiyi looked blankly at the stout manager, "If you think you have no future with me, you can apply to the company to bring other artists."

"It's not that I can only share wealth with you and not share weal and woe! I took a lot of money when you were popular, and I won't abandon you when you are temporarily down. Aren't I worried for you?"

The manager's chubby face was wrinkled together, like a bun with a thin skin and a big stuffing, and he was very happy.

Yu Baiyi glanced at it, then glanced at it again, and decided tomorrow's breakfast.

"Open when it's hot, rest when it's cold, what's the hurry? Don't mention that kind of wicked thing later, let alone do it! Every time you think about it, think more about your precious daughter in your family, and give her some virtue! "

Thinking of the soft and sweet baby girl at home, the manager's face softened.

"Okay, I won't mention it again in the future. Then you can take a good rest during this time and review it by the way. The final exam will be in a few days, and you have to go back to school."

Yu Baiyi's smile and calm all froze there, and he fiercely took out a handful of potato chips and stuffed it into his mouth.

Which pot is not open to mention which pot! If it wasn't for this agent being obedient, he would have replaced it long ago!

"Ding-dong-" the doorbell rang.

Yu Baiyi hurriedly wiped his mouth and hands. The manager saw the two teenagers ringing the doorbell in the video doorbell intercom, and turned to ask Yu Baiyi, "Young Master Yu, do you know these two people?"

"My classmates, let them in."

The manager hurriedly opened the door and invited someone in, "Hello, I'm Yu Shao's manager, my surname is Xu, what would you like to drink?"

Qin Jian: "Water, thank you."

Bai Xingchen: "Same, trouble."

The manager poured two glasses of warm water over, and asked Yu Baiyi if he wanted to stay and help with his eyes, Yu Baiyi shook his head, and he left.

Yu Baiyi looked at Bai Xingchen and smiled: "I thought the monitor was here to send me the final review materials."

Bai Xingchen: "If you need it."

Yu Baiyi laughed, "Okay, what's the point of the scumbag? Come and find me today?"

Qin Jian talked about their plans to open a stray animal rescue station, "We want to shoot a public service advertisement for publicity, and would like to ask you to introduce a production team."

Yubaiyi: ? ? ?

"It's just that we haven't seen you for a few months. Has your ideological realm risen too fast?"

If it was a good student like Bai Xingchen, he would still feel normal, but the problem is that a student like Qin Jian has gone to public welfare, and then think about the happy self of potato chips and cola at home, tsk, ashamed!

"Isn't there no way?" Qin Jian smiled slightly. He was sitting opposite Yubaiyi with Bai Xingchen, but now he took a few steps and sat next to Yubaiyi.

"Brother, let me tell you about my earth-shaking experience this month!"

"Okay." Yu Baiyi is bored, it's good to listen to the story, even if you just listen to this beginning, you know that Qin Jianjian's experience must be ridiculous.

Bai Xingchen closed his eyes and said silently in his heart: Amitabha, another child whose three views are about to be reshaped.

Qin Jian is well versed in the essence of storytelling, so he must score five points for truth, two points for false, two points for exaggeration and one point for polish, otherwise the story will not be exciting enough!

Take his use of a mantra to make domestic violence men answer all their questions. He simply said and posted a talisman, who would ask and who would answer. Who would like to hear this kind of story?

That has to be set up first!

Qin Jian changed the arrogant attitude of the domestic abuser in front of the neighbors in the community into a big talk in front of the police. Gouzi was present at the time, so it wasn't nonsense.

The nonsense in the interrogation room was changed to swearing to the death, which is an exaggeration.

Until the last mantra came out... Qin Jian said that he was thirsty, and stopped at the key part to drink half a glass of water.

Yu Baiyi seems to have been chasing after half an astronomical period of time, and finally met the author who broke the chapter in the climax, and asked anxiously, "What happened later?"

"Later..." Qin Jian continued to tell the story.

Bai Xingchen reckoned that he would have to talk for at least an hour, and then go to the kitchen with a cup to collect water.

After telling the story, Qin Jian drank the water again, and took out the mantra from Su Yunshao from his pocket.

"This is the talisman for domestic violence men to be obedient."

Where can you believe Yubaiyi?

"real or fake?"

Qin Jian is too familiar with Yu Baiyi's expression at this moment, and he didn't believe it when he knew it for the first time.

"Why don't you try it? Just ask... Can you tell me what your agent just told you?"

Yu Baiyi made up his mind not to talk about raising a kid, and nodded, "Just talk about the latest announcement and itinerary, there's nothing that can't be said."

Qin Jian slapped the mantra on the back of Yu Baiyi's hand: "What was your agent talking to you before we came?"

Yu Baiyi said confidently, "Raise a kid."

Yubaiyi: ? ? ?

Qin Jian: ...?

Bai Xingchen: ? ? !