Zongman started from grabbing girls with Wuhe Shidao

Lin Mu dug out the ingredients from the pile of things Irena bought, and chose a few for lunch.

When he came to the kitchen to heat up the oil, Lin Mu hummed a song and picked up the kitchen knife. After a while, the smell wafted from the kitchen.

But soon, Irena's beautiful figure appeared, silently helping Lin Mu.

Seeing Lin Mu, he smiled: "Why don't you accompany Fulan?"

"Teacher Fulan is accompanied by Yiyi." Irena responded.

Lin Mu still smiled, threw the ingredients into the stew pot, then pulled Irena into his arms, and kissed her pink lips.

After parting his lips for a long time, Lin Mu smiled gently: "Don't be unhappy, there is still a little time, don't worry, as long as it is not very dangerous, I will pick you up and go with Yiyi right away."

Chapter 470 Three Parties

"Although...although I am still a cultivator, it is forbidden to eat any luxuries..."

"That won't work."

"But since you are still practicing, does it mean that you have not been able to fully follow the standards of a saint? So at this time, there may still be a little bit of ice cream that accidentally slips into your mouth, you say yes No, Toma!"

"..."

Although he really wanted to slap her badly, the strength of the girl's fingers on her shoulders was getting stronger and stronger, as if hinting not to say unnecessary words.

It's a pity that the innocent Index doesn't know, sometimes the feeling of silence is more unbearable than complaining.

at this time--

"I'm sorry to disturb you while you are discussing such an important topic, who is this girl, sir?"

... A weird fake Kansai accent came from behind.

Looking back, it was a strange person who was weirder than the voice.He is described as over 180cm tall, with blue hair and earrings.To say he was a weirdo would be an exaggeration.

Kamijou Touma in "Before Amnesia" is really friends with such a person?Kamijou couldn't help thinking.

Although I have completely lost my memory, so I don't know what I have to do with this guy in the past, but I should pick a friend anyway!Kamijou cursed his past self in his heart as if blaming others.

"Huh? What's the matter? Ah Shang. Why are you in a daze? Why are you looking at me with that strange gaze? Is it because the weather is so hot that you have lost your memory?"

"what……?"

Kamijou was taken aback, while the blue-haired earrings waved their hands:

"What? Of course I'm joking. The so-called loss of memory is simply the privilege of girls of the Mysterious Radio Department!"

Then the blue-haired earrings put their arms on Kamijou's shoulders: "... Kamijou, who is this girl? How did you know such a small girl? Could it be your cousin... I think No way, her silver hair doesn't look like it's mixed with your genes!"

The biggest shortcoming of this guy is that when he whispers, his voice is so loud that it is not a whisper at all.

Kamijou couldn't help breaking into a cold sweat, worried that the girl next to him would overreact to the word "little" and go crazy... But fortunately, it didn't seem to be.

"... Judging from the reality, this girl should just ask you for directions, right? But for you whose English scores are still locked in the country, this task may be quite difficult... Wait, this girl is from an English-speaking country. ?"

Kamijou himself was also puzzled by Monk Joji.As for Index, perhaps she is quite used to being called "little" by others.

She didn't seem to care about it at all, she just stared at the sun that was emitting murderous heat with resentful eyes.Or maybe she was too hot to say anything.

"...Speaking of which, Ah Shang, I don't know where you met this girl, but don't worry about it. After all, you are also a good gang with 16 years of trust and achievements, you should know' How impossible is it for you to have a simple encounter with a girl? Isn’t it often done in romantic comedies? The crush is actually a young-looking mother or something, ha! ha! If you meet someone like that The situation, hope completely shattered! Just imagining it is too miserable..."

Kamijou heaved a sigh of relief in his heart: Fortunately, the facts are not like those old-fashioned TV dramas. At this moment, Blue Hair Earrings said: "Wait, this kid is actually a boy disguised as a girl, right? Say, aren't the boobs a little too small?"

For a moment, it seemed to hear the sound of blood vessels bursting on the girl's head.

Kamijou tried his best to hold back the scream that almost came from his throat.

It seems that although this girl can tolerate others saying that she is petite and young, she seems unable to bear being regarded as a boy.

Kamijou seemed to hear the sound of her gnashing her teeth while trying to maintain a smile.

Just when Kamijou was about to hug his head and yell "I'm so unlucky"──

"Hey, Ah Shang. How can a genuinely good person like us become good friends with a three-dimensional girl? There will definitely be a sad ending in the end. I can almost imagine it, so I use my trembling hands Take off the girl's last piece of clothing, and at the moment when she is about to enter the plot of the Eighteen Bans, she suddenly realizes the truth, and she is so scared that she rolls off the bed!"

"... Hey, are you kidding me? Don't tell me you really think so!"

"Huh? Is she really a girl? It's so boring..."

The blue-haired earring said with a very happy expression: "So the way you met must be abnormal, right? Ah Shang, even though you have been a good person that no one loves all your life, you can't kidnap a girl? Brave like this, say Might end up being the target of fire on an Internet message board."

"Idiot...don't make such jokes! Who would do that kind of thing!" In fact, Kamijou didn't even remember how he met her.

"This guy is just a casual eater! Everything is carried out under the agreement of both parties, Master Sergeant!"

"Eating idle food? Eating idle food? Ah Shang, you actually added a 'just' in front of an extremely precious 'eating idle girl'? Ah Shang! You are like an elementary school student who eats too many snacks and has forgotten the benefits of rice!"

"It's so noisy! What other ways of expressing it besides 'just'? How can the beautiful plots in TV dramas often happen in reality! Do you know how much the Kamijou family's financial situation has fallen into because of this guy's relationship? In crisis? Even a Zashiki warji is better than this guy...!"

Just after Kamijou finished yelling these words, he suddenly noticed something.

This series of conversations was of course heard by the girl beside her, Index.

"……what."

Kamijou looked at his side with fearful eyes.

Index was laughing.Index had a warm smile like a virgin on her face, but her face was covered with veins like a cantaloupe.

This is miserable.I don't know if Kamijou Touma in "Before Amnesia" has any way to appease Index in this situation.If so, amnesia is a pity.Kamijou thought carefully.

"Dangma."

Index spoke with a perfect smile on her face.

It's all over.Kamijou thought to himself, but he could only reluctantly reply: "...May I ask what you want, Miss Sister?"

"I am a nun who belongs to the Puritan Church in England. If you have anything to confess, I can listen to you now."

The saint drew the cross on her chest and clasped her hands.

Because the smile is so perfect, you can tell it's fake at first glance.

Kamijou unconsciously wanted to hug his head and howl again.

This is a bomb.No, it should be said to be unexploded bombs.If I deal with it casually, it will explode at any time if I am not careful, and my life will be over by then!Kamijou's instinct was telling himself this.

Kamijou, who was in extreme confusion, had already forgotten how to speak, and could only frantically point his finger at the automatic door of the ice cream shop ahead.