stand-in creed

"Look, Kang Yi was the only one who firmly believed that Brother Nero was the mafia, right? We tried to defend Brother Nero, but in the blink of an eye, he really became the godfather of the Mafia..."

"Hmm..." Jousuke fell silent, seeming distressed.

"What are you thinking, Jousuke?" Okuyasu asked.

"I'm thinking." Jousuke hesitated for a moment, "Since Nero is doing well in Italy, can he help us ask if we can get Monica Bellucci's autographed photo?"

"Oh?!" Yitai's eyes lit up, "This sounds really good! Maybe we can take a photo together!"

"Right!" Jousuke thought he was really smart.

However, at this moment, Josuke suddenly heard Okuyasu say such words.

Yiyasu changed the subject: "By the way, Jousuke. Have you written your homework for the winter vacation? Let me copy it back to Morio..."

Snapped!

Jousuke slapped himself on the face, feeling that his trip was ruined by Okuyasu.

Thinking of this, Jousuke felt that it would not be easy for Otoyasu, and immediately asked, "What is your deviation?"

Snapped!

Yitai slapped himself on the face.

The ordinary Morioh high school students who hurt each other fell silent.

After a while, Jousuke suddenly remembered something: "By the way, where is that guy Rohan?"

"...He was still here just now?" Okuyasu also looked around, looking for Kishibe Rohan who disappeared.

And it's on the other side of the courtyard.

At the round table under the parasol, the Bugarati team gathered here.

"Hey, hey, Fugo! This barbecue is super delicious, isn't it?"

"Naranja! Pay attention to your dining etiquette! Look at who eats oil like you on this occasion?"

"Does it matter, Fugo. We are gangsters, and we are not serious people."

"……Hey."

Fugo let out a long sigh.

Immediately, Fugo looked at Bugarati: "Bugarati, can you tell me a little bit about Naranga?"

But Bugarati just looked at the clear sky with a smile, observed the appearance of the three religions in the courtyard, and even saw the figure of the policeman, and passed a napkin leisurely: "Nalanga, wipe mouth."

"Ah, um!" Naranja nodded obediently.

Immediately, Bugarati looked at Apache next to him: "I'm leaving Italy soon, what do you think?"

"It's not me leaving Italy, it's us, Bucciarati. "Apaki sat on the chair and stretched, but looked at Gioruno opposite, "The boss said, and then we will start playing Gioruno your father with "Melancholy Blues". "

"And we will be in charge of your "guard" for Apache. " Giorno took over the conversation.

Although this kind of thing seems to have little to do with "becoming a gangster superstar", Giorno decided to investigate with Bugarati and others.

After all, that was his father after all.

Although he didn't feel any affection or recognition for the name Dio Brando in his heart, Giorno's "curiosity" still drove him to see with his own eyes what kind of person his father was, who could make that Nero could be proud of defeating Diablo and not caring about his death.

"If you leave Italy...you won't be able to eat authentic Tuscan sausages, right?" Mista said with a sad expression.

"But the money you earn is enough to eat sausages for a lifetime, Mista." Fugo said with a smile.

"And Margherita pizza!" Naranja clenched his fists excitedly.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The laughter of the Bugarati team echoed over the courtyard.

At this moment, a man whom they met at Milan train station yesterday appeared in front of them.

"Good afternoon, everyone, I am Kishibe Rohan whom I met yesterday."

Kishibe Rohan sat down quite familiarly under the excited eyes of several members of the Bugarati team.

Immediately afterwards, the cartoonist's eyes scanned back and forth among the several people.

"I didn't talk about it because Nero was next to me yesterday... I can smell the story from you guys. If you don't mind, can you talk to me a little bit?"

Otoyasu and Josuke, who were looking for Kishibe Rohan, saw this scene and started whispering immediately.

Josuke opened his wallet and took out [-] yen.

"I bet he'll be beaten."

Not to be outdone, Yitai took out [-] yen.

"I bet he'll get beaten, too."

"..."

"..."

For an instant, the two fell into silence.

In this case, wouldn't the gamble go on?

At the same time, in the study room on the third floor, Kakyoin withdrew his left hand that opened the two leaves of the shutters, turned his eyes away from Giorno Giovanna, and looked back at the people in the room.At this moment, a burly man with a Russian accent and Italian was standing stiffly in front of the desk, reciting the long-prepared greeting to the enthusiastic new godfather.

On his left is Kakyoin standing in front of the blinds for the roll call.

On his right are Polnareff and Abdel sitting on the couch, and Kujo Jotaro smoking a cigarette, while Trish is sitting on the side sofa browsing the latest fashion magazines.

As for the person sitting behind the desk in front of him, it is the current "enthusiastic" boss——

"Don Zeppelin.

"I am very honored to be invited to the banquet for your adopted daughter, wishing her..."

The big man forgot his words and got stuck.

He didn't dare to take out the cheat sheet to read, so he could only force himself to continue stammering some unclear greetings.

"...May her future be as dazzling and radiant as the sun in the sky. I swear that I will be loyal to you for the rest of my life until the end of my death."

After saying this, the gangster giant carefully presented the prepared meeting gift to the approaching Kakyoin.He tiptoed to Nero and knelt down on one knee, kissing the platinum ring on his right index finger that symbolized authority.Of course, there is no need to actually kiss, as long as the movements are in place and separated by one or two centimeters.

Otherwise it is unhygienic.

After finishing all of this, like everyone who came to visit this study, the big man cautiously opened his mouth.

"Your Excellency Qibelin, I know you are very busy, so I will take my leave first."

"Thank you."

The big man exited the room in an orderly manner.

Immediately afterwards, Nero's godfather aura disappeared instantly, and he lay down on the back of the chair with an expression of lovelessness.

"I am a lawyer and a detective! How can I become the godfather!"

"Pfft!" Abdel couldn't hold back anymore.

"Who told you to call us all over, and ended up doing all the work alone?" Jotaro smoked.

"Hey, hey, Polnareff, how do you say Nero's words again?" Kakyoin looked at Polnareff over there.

Polnareff is also possessed by the instant actor, and he imitated what Nero just said a few days ago.

"'That's the gang that rules all Italy!

"'Could it be possible that you expect me to kill the whole enthusiasm within two days, and find out and slaughter the boss who has never seen the end? Impossible! This is me, Nero Zeppelin, as the most professional stand-in The judgment made by the messenger is impossible! It is impossible to kill me!'”

Nero took a deep breath: "You are taking revenge on my mirror world, Polnareff! It must be like this? Ah?!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

In an instant, the Stardust Crusaders and Nero's newly adopted daughter finally couldn't hold back and let out wanton laughter.

And at this moment, Higashika Josuke's shouts came from the courtyard.

"Nero!

"Kishibe Rohan was beaten again——!!!"

"Have you been beaten until now?"

Nero was also happy. He came to the blinds and looked at Kishibe Rohan who was being hunted down by Naranca, and laughed heartlessly.

There is a cheerful atmosphere in the study.

Chapter 1 Ultimate Creature One

There was once an explosion.

Time and space were born at the moment of the Big Bang.

There was once an explosion.

A planet is born after an explosion and begins to rotate.

There was once an explosion.

Life thrived after the explosion.

Then there was another explosion.On February 28, [-], an unprecedented eruption occurred at the Volcano volcano in the northeastern archipelago of Sicily, with enough kinetic energy to accelerate several tons of heavy rock disks to exceed the first cosmic velocity, together with the so-called " The existence of the "Ultimate Creature" was exiled to the deep space of the universe.

……

April [-].

Green Dolphin Street Jail, Florida, United States of America.

Today is another normal day.Father Enrique Pucci sat calmly on the chair in the office, with two double-fork cherries in his mouth.He did not pinch the rhizome of the cherry with his hands, but just adjusted the position of the cherry in his mouth with his flexible tongue, tasting the sweet and sour flesh, holding a report from a colonel of the "Third Reich" more than half a century ago to Superior's report.

The content of the report is "vampire", "stone ghost face", "man of the pillar", "ultimate creature", etc. Signed by the colonel's meticulous signature——

Rudolf von Schuttrogheim.

"Dong dong dong."

At this moment, the door of the office was knocked.Father Pucci closed the report, and called out "Come in" from the door. Under the leadership of the jailer, an old man with a human-like complexion and a Namekian-like smile appeared in the room. Among them, sat opposite the priest.

"Mr. Priest is looking for an ordinary old man like me, what's the matter?"

The old man's smile disgusted Puqi a little.

But even so, Pucci still suppressed the disgust in his heart, spit out the pit of the cherry with the root from his mouth, and opened his mouth to the old man.

"Kenzo, prisoner number ME-25846, 69 years old.

"In 1969, you, as the leader of the cult, burned 34 believers to death, and only you "luckily" survived, and then you were sentenced to a total of 280 years in prison.And during the decades of serving your sentence, you, who are proficient in "boxing", combined your skills with "feng shui", and upgraded this skill to a stand-in.

"Am I right, Mr. Xianzo?"

Pucci said so.

The old man named Xiansan still had a scary smile, but at the same time, a "Oriental Dragon" with a big head appeared slowly in front of the old man, wrapped in bubbles and attached with an arrow pointing mark. behind.

This figure is the substitute of the old man—Dragon Dream.

At the same time that "Dragon Dream" appeared, another black and white stand-in covered with "ATCG" stripes appeared behind Puqi.This is naturally Pucci's substitute——

——White Snake.

"What is it, Shinzo.

"So you have the same kind in this prison? Are you an idiot? You didn't even find out!"

Long Zhimeng opened his mouth suddenly, and began to complain about his own body.Obviously, no matter how you look at it, this doesn't look like an act inspired by the ontology.

White Snake can also speak, but today he is not in the mood to speak. He just stands behind Puqi with his arms folded, wanting to see what tricks his own body will come up with.

Puqi just looked at the old man: "Xian San, according to my secret observation, your double "Dragon Dream" has the "feng shui" ability to see good and bad, right?It is [-]% accurate to see the ominous and auspicious directions. "

"Yes."

The old man is still smiling.

Since the other party is an unbeliever, and a cult leader who uses religion to do evil, Puqi does not intend to communicate with the other party from a religious point of view, but says straightforwardly: "Make a deal, Xian San. I will let you out of prison. And you need to use your double to find a certain correct "position" for me. "

"Huh?"