Hello, I am a witch, not an evil god

The name of this store is directly called Dongyuan Clothing Center.

Entering inside, Shenli Linyue looked around curiously.

There are thousands of pieces of clothing in this kind of place, she has never been here, and she didn't even take a look at it.

She wouldn't even want to shop at an affordable clothing store if there were online shopping.

Shopping is really tiring.

If Daohuagong Shiratori were to visit the entire shopping mall today, Shenli Linyue would definitely sit down on the spot.

Stop shopping, go shopping by yourself!

Fortunately, Daohua Palace Shiratori made a guarantee in advance that it would only be screened in a few specific stores and would not wander around in other places.

What a joke, Daohua Palace Shiratori is always on guard against the eyeliner from the shogunate. If the shogunate finds himself here by accident, he will declare coolness directly.

Even if there are a few shops with relatively few people, Daohana Palace Shiratori still asks the big sister of the bodyguard to come to 'clear the venue' in advance to avoid being discovered.

"Miss Linyue, if you have any clothes you want to buy, you can buy them now." Walking into the shop, Daohuagong Shiratori said with a smile.

"No, no, no."

I have no money, and I only have a few hundred dollars I just took out of the money box in my pocket. I can't afford a single piece of clothing here.

Not to mention clothes, I can't even afford them even when I'm fat.

——Wait, how come this place is more expensive than cotton clothes?

Shenli Linyue looked at the underwear area in the distance, and decisively averted her eyes when she saw the price above.

Well, Miko doesn't need those things.

Following Daohuagong Shiratori all the way down, Shenli Linyue is more sure that these things are IQ taxes, and I don't need them!

anyway……

Shenli Linyue looked around the shop, but didn't notice any customers.

There is no one, can this store pay back?

Thinking about what was there and what was not, Shenli Linyue felt that she was a little silly following Daohuagong Shiratori, so she came to the rest area near the door and sat down.

The chairs here are much more comfortable than the hardwood stools at the shrine, and the staff in the store thoughtfully prepared a cup of tea for Linyue Shenli.

The girl took a sip.

Good tea!

It tastes better than what the supermarket sells by the catty, not bad.

While Shenli Linyue was drinking tea, a clerk came to Shenli Linyue with what seemed to be a leaflet, put the 'leaflet' on the table in front of her, and whispered: "Hello, guest , For the sake of your safety, please be sure to abide by the following rules when you are resting, and please forgive me for causing you trouble."

"Ok?"

Shenli Linyue picked up the paper.

Besides the default rules, such as no talking loudly, smoking, taking off shoes, are there any other strange rules?

Article 12 of the safety guideline for shopping centers: Please find a place to sit down at 00:12 noon, close your eyes, and keep your eyes open until the announcement starts (05:[-]);

Rule 12: Between 05:12-10:[-], please stand up and walk around, pretending to be looking for something, and do not answer when you hear someone talking in your ear;

Article 12: Between 10:12-30:[-], you can move freely, but when you hear a stranger calling you, don’t turn your head, let alone follow a stranger or take a stranger to a place where you don’t want to go Places (asking stores, looking for mothers, asking toilets, asking exits, etc.).

Remember, if you do not want to comply, please leave the mall before 12:00 to avoid threats to your life.Violating these three rules will not necessarily result in injury, death or disappearance, but it is not recommended that you violate them.

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"Huh...?" Shenli Linyue raised her eyebrows.

Isn't this a weird phenomenon?

Unexpectedly, there is such a thing in this luxurious shopping mall?

Secret Guardians follow... oh, you can't count on them, what are the people in the Secret Council doing?Don't you deal with such an obvious abnormal phenomenon here?

Could it be that it can't be handled?Or the weirdness itself is too weak, and it is too difficult to get rid of it, so there is no need to go to war?

By the way, there are also shrines in the urban area of ​​Asakawa Prefecture. Doesn’t this shopping center have some guards to protect the safety?

If she was allowed to come, she would definitely set up a booth at the entrance of the mall, and be sold by customers when she was helping the mall distribute notices.

After knowing the weird situation, you can still talk to the guests about the weird phenomenon, such as——

If the weirdness is very general, it can be exempted from the above regulations if you bring the Omoru.

If the weirdness is very powerful, people may be injured or even killed, so if you bring the guard and abide by the rules, the weirdness will give priority to others.

In short, if you want to sell, there is nothing you can't sell.

The brazen miko lady has done the business of selling the Omori pretending to be the Omori of other people's shrines. With this level of shamelessness, she will not change her face.

If Tianli Shrine didn't have those historical reasons, she, Linyue Shenli, would have made a fortune long ago!

But having said that, if Tenri Shrine is the same as a normal shrine, then there is no need to rack your brains so hard to make money...

In other words, the shrines in Asakawa County would never do the kind of thing that Shenli Linyue thought just now, because they don't lack this little money.

Shenli Linyue was sour, it felt like the tea in her mouth had turned into lemon juice.

In addition to these three precautions, the other things on that paper are the store's marketing activities, such as discounts on certain clothes, and various thoughtful service introductions.

Although they were all boring things, Shenli Linyue still watched them with great interest.

In the era when there are no mobile phones to read video novels, reading newspapers and physical books is the best way to kill time while waiting for others.

Speaking of reading newspapers...

Shenli Linyue turned her gaze, and sure enough, she saw newspapers and books related to the Story Club next to her.

The girl's eyes lit up.

As expected of a big-name store, it is caring.

With something to kill time, Shenli Linyue simply put aside the weird phenomenon she was curious about just now.

No one asked himself to get rid of the weirdness in the mall, and this mall seemed familiar, so why bother?

Shenli Linyue didn't want to get involved in the matter of having no money, lest any messy family tragedy be involved.

Picking up a book of stories, Shenli Linyue began to read casually.

According to the story, there was a cute little boy who followed his mother to the shopping mall. Because the shopping mall was crowded with people, the cute little boy got separated from his mother.

He struggled to find his mother, and met an uncle who claimed to be a kind man and told him that he could help him find his mother.

The innocent little boy believed his uncle's words, and was held by his hand to 'find his mother'.

It turned out that the place I arrived at was the toilet of the shopping mall.

Opening a bathroom, the little boy saw that his mother was bleeding from the corner of her mouth, lying on the toilet, her eyes were wide open, and the place was messy.

It turned out that this uncle was a perverted murderer and raper.

After he let the little boy witness his mother's death, he also let the little boy watch him use a pair of scissors to slowly cut his mother's body into the toilet...

The story ends abruptly here.

Shenli Linyue was taken aback for a moment, but when she opened the back, it was already another story.

"What are you looking at?"

A voice suddenly sounded from the side, and Shenli Linyue was startled. When she looked up, she found that it was Daohuagong Shiratori.

The girl changed into a very beautiful white dress, and was leaning slightly, looking at Shenli Linyue curiously.

The small and exquisite area protruded a little because of leaning over, looming, very eye-catching.

Shenli Linyue rolled her eyes, poked in from the protruding place, patted her chest, put the story on the table, and said angrily: "I'm reading a horror novel, you're scared to death me."

Daohuagong Shiratori stuck out her tongue, glanced at the cover of the story collection, and a look of doubt flashed in her eyes.

Isn't that a light-hearted and funny magazine?

Without thinking too much, she stood up straight, turned around in front of Shenli Linyue, and asked expectantly, "What do you think?"

"Very beautiful." Shenli Linyue nodded.

Because the ghost story was out of chapter, she was a little absent-minded, resulting in a somewhat perfunctory attitude.

Seeing Shenli Linyue being so perfunctory, Daohuagong Shiratori pouted, "Why don't you try it on? Linyue sauce is so beautiful, she must look better than me."

Shenli Linyue glanced at her, "Take off the mask, you must look better than me."

"That won't work." Daohuagong Shiratori hurriedly covered the mask, "It would be terrible if someone finds out."

She is the emperor, if she is found to appear here, the sensation will not be comparable to that of any star.

"I'm not interested in these clothes. There are many sets of shrine maiden clothes in the shrine, which are enough for me." Shenli Linyue said indifferently.

There's nothing wrong with 'default skins', there's no need to spend money on clothes.

By no means because it is too expensive.

"It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not, let's try it!" When Daohuagong Shiratori spoke, he unconsciously carried a hint of coquettishness.

If Shenli Linyue was standing right now, she might really come up and shake her arms...

Shenli Linyue looked down at her attire, a simple coat, and shook her head directly, "Winter is just over now, so it should be a coat to try on, what skirt to wear."

The store is very warm, not afraid of freezing.

As Shenli Linyue said, it is mid-January, the severe cold has just passed, and spring has not yet arrived. The weather is cold and it is not suitable to wear a dress.

Well, the most important thing is that I have no money and don’t want to wear them, lest I can’t afford them and make myself feel bad in the end.

Shenli Linyue's attitude of refusal was very firm, and Daohuagong Shiratori had no choice but to give up.

"Then wait for me for a while, I'll try two more sets."

"It's almost 12 o'clock, come back before 12 o'clock as soon as possible."

"Oh……"

When Daohuagong Shiratori left, he said to himself depressedly: "I still want to go shopping together and choose together. I am very happy, but I didn't expect that I am not interested..."

Not all girls like shopping, and Daohuagong Shiratori didn't think too much about it. When Shenli Linyue wasn't shopping with her, she simply ordered it casually.

When she felt that the time was almost up, she handed over the things she bought to the store, and asked the store to send them to Tenri Shrine.

This is an urban area, and none of them had heard of the prestige of Tenri Shrine, so they were only surprised when they heard that, without thinking too much, they readily agreed to Inaka Palace Shiratori's request.

After finishing, Daohuagong Shiratori came to sit down in front of Shenli Linyue, "I'm done, shall we have lunch together first?"

Shenli Linyue glanced at the time, "It's only 12 minutes until 2 o'clock, it's too late to leave, just sit here for a while."

"?" Daohuagong Shiratori was stunned for a moment, "What happened?"

"It's okay." Shenli Linyue curled her lips, "It's just the strange request here, I don't want to care about it, so just obey them."

"Ah? Strange rules?" Daohua Palace Shiratori was even more stunned, "What strange rules?"

When she came here for the first time, she didn't know anything, and thought to herself what local regulations should be. Shenli Linyue is a local, so it's normal to know things she doesn't know.

So when Shenli Linyue said this, Daohuagong Shiratori immediately sat up straight, waiting for Shenli Linyue to instill the request.

"No." Shenli Linyue handed the leaflets on the table to Daohuagong Shiratori, "On this one, the first three."

I don't know what the weirdness here is. Shenli Linyue has made up her mind that she won't act unless someone invites her.

Since you don't plan to make a move, you should naturally follow the requirements of the mall, close your eyes and pretend to sleep for 12 minutes at 00:5, then stand up and walk around pretending to look for something, and finally don't listen to the pleas of strangers.

The flow of people in this shopping mall is not bad. Even though it is a working day, the corridors of the shopping mall are full of people.

It must be interesting to have so many people doing that kind of thing at the same time.

Shenli Linyue looked outside the shop with interest in her eyes.

Daohuagong Shiratori picked up the leaflet and looked at the first three items Shenli Linyue said——

"Don't take off your shoes, don't smoke, don't make loud noises..." The girl raised her head, looked at Shenli Linyue suspiciously, and pointed to the words on it, "Isn't this a standard requirement? What does it have to do with 12 o'clock?"

"What did you say?" Shenli Linyue was taken aback for a moment, then narrowed her eyes.

It turned out that it wasn't that there was something weird about the mall, it was because I encountered something weird.

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