There's something wrong with the youthful life I long for

Hey, what is this?

After sweeping the scattered plates and vegetables into the dustpan,

There are two subtly recessed, shallow, symmetrical, semicircular marks on the wooden floor.

(③④②⑨⑥⑦④⑥⑤)

ps: You guys are roundworms... You can guess it like this...

Generally speaking, when you see yellow hair, awe-inspiring, knight, these words, don't you think of the man holding a sword and shouting Exc...

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Love you guys.

Chapter 42 Accident

How vulgar!

Ze Ye wanted to scold her like this, but she was too big.

"listen."

Two people sit facing each other on the sofa in the living room,

Ze Ye said to Darkness with an extremely serious attitude.

"Except for me, never let anyone know that you came to this world through space, and never reveal to anyone that you are not from this world, understand?"

Darkness in front of her was wearing Ze Ye's clothes, her hair was draped over her shoulders, and she had an indescribable sense of temptation.

Although there are Yuno's women's clothes in the guest room, to the tall and fiercely developed Darkness, they are like children's clothes. Even if you try to put them on, they will be tight. ...

"Well, I still understand this. Unidentified people will be suspected and hated wherever they are."

Although Darkness has an indescribable m-shaking attribute, he still has basic common sense, and it's not the kind of big and brainless vase that won't reach the point where he can't communicate.

Coupled with the series of modern knowledge that the system gave her, she is no different from a normal person now, so there is no need for Ze Ye to worry about this aspect.

"Cuckoo."

Darkness covered her stomach, blushed and turned her head away in embarrassment, and coughed lightly to cover up her embarrassment.

You are obviously a shy M, but you still feel shy about this kind of thing...

"I'll go get something to eat first, I wasn't full just now."

"Then, let me help..."

"No need, Darkness just sit here and watch TV to learn more about the world, so you don't make any jokes when you go out later."

Ze Ye took out the remote control from the drawer of the coffee table and handed it to her.

"In short, you should have the usage methods of these modern home appliances in your mind. If you know it, it's not enough, you have to manipulate it proficiently. Try it yourself."

"OK, all right."

Darkness took the remote control, and hesitantly pressed the switch according to the method in his mind. The moment the TV was lit, Darkness exclaimed "Oh" in disbelief.

Even if the cultural differences of two centuries are known in the mind, but after real practice and experience, there will still be an indescribable sense of shock and freshness, which is normal.

Seeing that Darkness was slowly getting familiar with him, Ze Ye felt relieved and went to the kitchen to open the refrigerator.

……

"Sorry, I made some in a hurry, let's eat like this first."

Ze Ye brought two large bowls.

"It smells so good, is this instant noodles?"

Darkness smelled the unfamiliar fragrance, and the saliva was secreted on the tongue frantically, only feeling the index finger move.

"Yes, that's right. It's just the most common fast food. Eat it while it's hot. If it's not enough, there's still in the pot."

He didn't know Darkness's appetite, so he specially ordered a few extra packs.

"Then I'm welcome!"

Darkness picked up the bowl, and used the western fork that Ze Ye brought her specially, which was more suitable for her than chopsticks.

"Darkness, do you regret accepting this commission?"

Ze Ye swallowed what was in his mouth, and took advantage of this gap to ask.

"Regret? Why should you regret it?"

Darkness asked back, the noodles were eaten very quickly, and he looked extremely hungry.

"Because this unscrupulous commission tricked you into a different world completely different from your original life and growth, don't you feel unwilling?"

"No, in fact, when I stepped into the profession of adventurer, I was already prepared to sacrifice at any time, so I don't feel unwilling."

Darkness looked at Ze Ye with a look of yearning suddenly,

"Also, although this world doesn't have q-fierce orcs and cruel demon army, there are still many incredible and exciting things, such as the whole-body binding technique that makes people ashamed to death, the special technique of using candles, and stuffing Weird balls in the mouth and lots and lots of stuff I've never seen or heard of..."

"Okay! Don't say any more! Just eat me obediently!"

I'm a hammer who cares about you!

And all the bad knowledge that the system stuffed in her mind was against common sense!

Ze Ye and Darkness finished eating the noodles and lay on the sofa watching TV silently.

Darkness falling from the sky is a problem,

Ze Ye leaned quietly on the sofa and thought.

First of all, there is the issue of identity. She is different from myself. I just searched through the armor and underwear she wore, but I couldn’t find any documents that can be used in Neon.

That is to say, the system just sent her here, without giving her a modern identity, and they had to find a way to solve the matter of her being a criminal.

This is not difficult, he has money, spends money to buy some exquisite pots, and visits Mr. Nitta who is in the Jidao organization next door. He should have connections. He can make up a reason and ask him for help. According to his good-natured character , thinking he would not refuse,

Also, Yuno...

Ze Ye could even imagine that Wu Zhi had just left on her side, and when she came back, she found another big sister with a vile power had come, who knows if she would blacken and hack Darkness to death on the spot.

But that Darkness guy seems to be safe and sound under the explosion that was so strong that it caused a mushroom cloud. It seems that there is no need to worry about this kind of defense power that can be called a Super Saiyan...

"Darkness, did your body change when you came to this world?"

Ze Ye wanted to know her current actual strength.

"When you ask this question, it seems that there has indeed been a slight change. I feel that my body has become a little heavier."

Darkness clenched his fist.

Ze Ye frowned, his body became heavier?

"Any other changes?"

"What's more, this world can hardly feel the magic power. If there is no magic power, the overall strength may also be affected..."

Ze Ye walked across from her, squatted down, stretched out his hand, and put his arm on the tea table,

"All in all, come and try with me first, let me see your strength."

"Haha, I don't dare to say anything else, but apart from defense, strength is what I'm most proud of."

Darkness stretched out his hand to hold Ze Ye's hand, because he squatted down and leaned forward, Ze Ye's angle of view entered through the neckline, and he could see everything at a glance.

This is too...

Ze Ye turned his head to the side, but his eyes turned involuntarily.

The hateful universal law of milk attraction, is this the natural science that Mr. Rudun spent his whole life studying...

"..."

Darkness seemed to have noticed something too, her breathing became heavy unconsciously, and she was stared at by such obscene eyes...

"Quick... let's get started."

Realizing that the hand he was holding was starting to heat up, Ze Ye didn't want to let this atmosphere continue.

He is a person who has a girlfriend now, so he still has this kind of self-consciousness.

"it is good……"

"Then, 1, 2, 3!"

Ze Ye frowned fiercely, clenched his teeth, and the sudden force pushed his arm to the side.

"It's... not bad, Darkness, then I'll use my strength too."

"Come on, I haven't tried my best yet!"

As Darkness said so, the strength in his hand increased.

"Then, come on!"

Ze Ye took a deep breath, sank to his dantian, concentrated all his strength on the unicorn's arm, and exerted all his strength.

"Crack boom!"

The tea table with tempered glass surface was overwhelmed and cracked like a spider web, fragmented.

The two lost their center of gravity at the same time, fell towards each other, and kissed each other impartially.

(③④②⑨⑥⑦④⑥⑤)

ps: It's getting cold, everyone can wear long johns. In addition,

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Chapter 43 Dark Tide

Darkness was helping Ze Ye bandage his wound with a blushing face.

The glass shattered just now, and they kissed together. This was her first kiss, and it was just sent out by accident.

I have only been in this world for a short time, and I always feel that this is too coincidental. Could it be that all this is in the scheme of this man?

Taking a sneak peek at Ze Ye,

Thinking of it this way, I always feel more excited, a scumbag who has obscene thoughts about his body and acts on it...

Darkness didn't show it on the surface, but he was already extremely excited in his heart.

……

Ze Ye was annoying, he was really annoying.

It was true that they kissed together, but it was an accident in a sudden situation. At that time, he and Darkness were all on their arms, and suddenly there was no point of force, and they leaned forward at a particularly fast speed. to go.

In other words, they didn't kiss, but smashed together hard.

His lips collided with Darkness's, and under the gravity of the acceleration, his lips burst, and blood bleed out like a toy water gun played by a child, shooting Darkness in the face.

The inner wall of the mouth was also broken due to the hard teeth, and his eye sockets were wet on the spot due to the pain.

In short, there was massive bleeding from the inside and outside of the mouth, which looked like a terminally ill patient who was about to die soon. It was miserable and terrifying.

The arm, especially around the elbow, fell on the ground full of glass shards, and there were many densely packed small wounds.

A lot of broken glass was directly inserted into the meat, and it took more than ten minutes to clean it up with the tweezers in the medicine box.

The word 'miserable' can be directly bitched on the forehead.

He looked at Darkness who was bandaging his wound,

Her mouth didn't show any signs of bleeding, and so did her arms, which were smooth and uninjured.

Now it can be confirmed that even if her strength is weakened after coming to this world, her defense is definitely at the max level.

"Darkness, hiss... alright, that's fine, thank you."

The wound on Ze Ye's mouth had scabbed over, but the pain nerves were still involved when he spoke, so he had to slow down his speech.

"I'm sorry, I just came to Ze Ye's house and caused so much trouble."