What to wear if you don't accept girls

"Liar, 106 is clearly written on the outside door."

"I don't have time to waste with you..."

Yang Jie was speechless again, he directly took out three documents from the drawer, "This is my ID card, student ID card, and junior high school graduation certificate, are these enough to prove my identity? And the house number you just mentioned, Either someone released the illusion, or someone changed my house number."

"Uh……"

Yuuki Asuna was too embarrassed to say anything.

Seeing Shao Yucheng Asuna's at a loss, Yosuke said impatiently: "If it's okay, can I ask you to leave?"

"Ok."

Yuuki Asuna was driven out of the door by Yosuke.

"that……"

Yuuki Asuna just opened his mouth to say something, but before he could say it, Yosuke closed the door.

Looking at the closed door, she spoke in a low voice.

"that--

My name is Yuuki Asuna. "

Chapter 3 everything seems to be messed up

Chapter 3 everything seems to be messed up

"Depressed, why did such a nonsensical thing just let me catch up!"

"But fortunately, I managed to survive."

Looking back at the incident that just published the book just now, Yang Jie was very speechless.

——But the appearance of the name Kiritani Kazuto made Yosuke very surprised, but he didn't care about the same name, isn't it a common thing? !

He glanced at the time before returning to the computer.

——Strange, why do you suddenly feel like you missed something just now?

"Forget it, never mind, the past is the past!

Check out the forum first. "

When he opened the forum, it exploded as he expected. Although the anime was badly hacked, it still received rave reviews. Of course, it was half an hour ago. Although the topic is still hot now, Yang Jie But still lost interest in joining, quit the forum in frustration, and logged on to a private chat website.

A little bored, he recounted what happened just now, and finally added a sentence.

"I always feel like I missed something just now. Is it my illusion?"

The answer to Yang Jie was full of full stops.

In the end, one person said: "It's fine if you didn't seize such a good opportunity, but you actually kicked him out."

At this moment, Yang Jie suddenly realized.

"That's right! Why didn't I seize such a good opportunity?"

The man replied again.

"I always feel that the opportunity you mentioned is not the same concept as the opportunity I mentioned."

"It's different? Why is it different?" Yang Jie asked puzzledly: "Shouldn't I take the opportunity just now to blackmail her and ask her to come and clean my room every few days? Damn—— I just had a brainstorm! Why didn't I think of it at the time! That way, I can save a lot of cleaning time every month and spend it on the house."

The answer to Yang Jie was another full stop on the screen.

"No wonder, you're still single now..."

"Single?? This has nothing to do with being single or not?"

"No, it has a lot to do with it... Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything."

"baffling."

Yuan Fei and Aisma quit the chat room, and there is only one person remaining in the chat room.

Yang Jie boarded a fighting game platform and started matching, and soon he was matched with a player, croak!Looking at the name Yang Jie felt very strange, and then glanced at the opponent's record, 120 three wins and zero losses - Yang Jie wanted to guess whose trumpet it was when the game entered the battle interface.

Murder!

It was a massacre without any suspense.

All right--

It was Yang Jie who was tortured and killed unilaterally.

Yang Jie's mouth twitched uncontrollably due to the smooth and flawless operation of the other party, and a figure of a person flashed in his mind.

Misaka Mikoto!

In a game hall three years ago, Yosuke met Misaka Mikoto for the first time, and after defeating Misaka Mikoto on the arcade, Yosuke ran away without giving the opponent a chance to come back. No matter what game, Misaka Mikoto will suddenly appear like a ghost to stop him!It made him give up the game completely.

Yang Jie sent such a message in the present.

【Elder Sister——

Can we still play games happily? 】

【Humph! 】

Seeing the other party's state, Yang Jie quit the game helplessly. So many things happened one after another today, which made him very doubtful whether he should stay at home today.

Thinking about getting up and leaving the dormitory, he opened the door and was about to go out for a walk, but found that Misaka Mikoto was actually at his door. Looking at the mobile phone in the opponent's hand, Yang Jie should understand that the opponent cheated in the previous battle!That is a game that can only be played by a computer, but the other party is playing that game with a handheld device, which is obviously cheating!

Without waiting for Yosuke to speak, Misaka Mikoto spoke first: "Don't think that I liked you in my previous life——I will still like you in this life!"

"what?"

Yang Jie looked confused.

Immediately after reacting, the other party awakened the memory of the previous life.

Just like what he said before, this world is incredible, not only has all kinds of abilities, but also all kinds of monsters, gods - and reincarnated people with past life memories.

At this time, Yuuki Asuna who appeared before suddenly left and returned.

"I remembered—

Yosuke! "

With an excited expression, he hugged Yang Jie.

Suddenly hearing these words, without waiting for Yosuke's reaction, blue electric arcs flickered from Misaka Mikoto's body.

Yang Jie smelled a strong smell of gunpowder in the air.

Yuuki Asuna also noticed the existence of Misaka Mikoto at this time, her eyes became vigilant, she glanced suspiciously at Yosuke, and then at Misaka Mikoto, she felt rape/love.

"Who is she!"*2

The two women asked the Yang medium in unison.

Yang Jie was stunned, this happiness came too suddenly, right?wrong!

One woman is already very troublesome, but now that there are two at once, don't you have no time to watch anime and play games in the future! ?

hell--

He couldn't even imagine a world without anime and games.

"How do I know, I still want to ask!?

Who are you! "

The two women were stunned together, and then said in unison: "You don't remember me?"

Seeing the sad expressions of the two women, Yang Jie couldn't bear it—he quietly took a step back and entered his room when the two women didn't notice him, and closed the door. Only then did he come back to his senses and stare at the closed door for a moment, the smell of gunpowder in the air immediately faded a bit.

How can it be!

The knife in Yuuki Asuna's hand was out of its sheath, and a blue arc flickered on Misaka Mikoto's body, dancing violently in the air.

Seeing this scene through the cat's eyes.

Yang Jie immediately chose to continue crashing to death at home, after all, this inexplicable development is too dangerous for an ordinary person no matter how you look at it!Both of them are so powerful, let's let them start a fight between gods——while thinking this way, I suddenly heard a somewhat familiar voice coming from outside the door——

And an undeniable strong smokey smell.

"Two ladies, if I remember correctly, this should be the boys' dormitory—you have violated the school rules by showing up here, and you are so arrogant to start a war, is it really okay? Seriously, if I wasn't the dormitory supervisor If you don't, I really don't care about watching the two of you fight to enliven the atmosphere of the start of school."

Although he didn't see anyone, Yang Jie knew the identity of the visitor.

The housekeeper of the boys' dormitory, the heavy smoker——

Smoker.

--All right!

Although he has always been reluctant to believe it, Yosuke has to admit that this is an incredible world with many familiar characters.

Final Chapter 4 People who are not doing business——

Final Chapter 4 People who are not doing business——

The two women, stimulated by the strong and pungent smell of smoke, kept coughing and looked at Smoker with disgust.

The billowing smoke interfered with the two people's sight, and stimulated the smoke alarm above everyone's head to make a 'didi' siren. However, just when Smoker was about to say something, the two women looked at each other One glance, that one glance allows anyone to clearly feel the smell of gunpowder between two people that is about to explode at any time.

Immediately, the two of them glanced at the closed door next to them, left two cold snorts, and left the boys' dormitory separately.

At this moment, the smoke alarm also sprayed clear water under the stimulation of Smoker's smoke, extinguishing the cigar that was billowing smoke in Smoker's mouth.

Not surprised, Smoker casually threw the exterminated Xuejiao on the ground, came to Yang Jie's room door and knocked on Yang Jie's door.

"Don't hide - everyone is gone!"

"Oh oh oh."

With a long breath, Yang Jie opened the door and let Smoker, a big smoker, in.

After leaving the nozzle, Smoker calmly lit a cigar, looked at Yang Jie with weird eyes, seemed to be recalling something, and then said after a while: "You guys really met Yang Jie for the first time. It was exactly the same as when you were here—to be honest, I have never been able to understand what it is like to be like you——

never mind!It's not interesting to mention the things in your previous life. Recently, the school has been a little restless. Be careful when you go out. "

After speaking, Smoker turned into a puff of smoke, and left Yangsuke's room through the window as if there was no entity, leaving only a room with a strong smell of smoke.

At this moment, Yang Jie had time to organize his thoughts.

In fact, as early as when he first came to this world, he realized that this world is actually an incredible world cobbled together by the reincarnation of countless anime characters, and he himself seems to be the reincarnation of someone. A person who hangs himself, this problem has been bothering him since he was very young.

Yes!

It's trouble-

Because it made him feel as if he was a substitute for someone, and he was not himself at all.

That's why after seeing Yuki Asuna, he directly denied Yuki Asuna's identity, and just regarded it as an existence with the same name.

Do not!

All the anime characters I encountered were set like this.

Just the same name.

It's like denying that he is the reincarnation of others, and denying that others are the reincarnation of anime characters—in order to have less contact with the outside world, he has become an otaku again, but it's pretty good to live at home all day long, Yang Jie doesn't hate it, on the contrary, he enjoys this kind of life.

Yang Jie took out a notebook from under the bed, and wrote two lines of words on it with the words before crossing.

Sword Art Online, Yuuki Asuna

Academy City, Misaka Mikoto

In addition to these two lines, there are other words on it, "One Piece, Smoker", "Naruto, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke", "Fairy Tail, Erza", "Sword Art Online, Konno Kapok Season"... …This is all the characters he has encountered in the past ten years of his life in the world who said he knew his previous life. From the information collected, he deduced that he seemed to have traveled through many universes in his previous life.

never mind--

I don't want so much anymore!

——Now that no one is bothering you at last, you can watch some pay-per-view programs and waste some paper towels.