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"After the challenge is over, there is also a sentence, "Please, you are weak, you can't even beat Mond's cat." "

Hearing this joke, the whole cattail tavern was filled with joy in an instant.

"You can't beat a cat at cards" is a classic joke in Mond.

Everyone here has lost to a cat.

And Jiang Yan did not wait for the atmosphere to cool down, but struck while the iron was hot, and offered another treat for the audience:

"Of course, how can I enjoy this happy scene alone? So I want to give everyone a gift."

After all, Jiang Yan clapped his hands, and Shu Yun put a glass full of dandelion wine on everyone's table, and under each wine glass, there was a beautiful invitation card.

Everyone raised their wine glasses, drank it all, and picked up this invitation card called "Cat Tail Cup [-]st Invitational Tournament of the Seven Saints of Tevat". Most people were full of confusion:

It is not unheard of for friendly matches of poker players from various countries to be held, but the results of card pack collisions from various countries basically end in dissatisfaction with the losers and winners every time.

"With Monde card package, other countries will not agree."

"I've played Sumeru card packs before. They only care about strength and don't care about balance. We can't play against them."

"The card pack of Zhidong is even more funny, they actually use characters from light novels as the face of the card!"

......

Everyone chattered and discussed, food, lodging, round-trip, and even family tickets for the game, as long as it wasn't for the poker players whose families couldn't afford it, they were all very interested.

Of course, if you are interested, you are interested. As for whether you will go to Liyue or not, that is another matter.

However, no one questioned even seeing such outrageously generous conditions.

In Teyvat, there is never a shortage of rich people, stupid people, or race organizers who have nothing to do.

There are many local tyrants who spend tens of millions of moras on an invitational tournament with no rewards.

Under the recommendation of Kaiya and Fischer, everyone already knew that the boy Liyue in front of him was the hero who went to the ruins of the tower with Captain Qin to save the Dragon of the East Wind.

Since they are not liars, what's the problem if they are willing to spend money?

What everyone is worried about is just the rules. Don't let everyone go to Liyue with great enthusiasm, and lose face and cat in the end, that would be too disappointing.

And Jiang Yan naturally wouldn't sell any officials:

"There is no unified card package? Then we will order one!"

"To tell you the truth, I have been traveling all over the world in the past few years. In terms of playing cards, there are two things that I hate the most:"

"The first thing is that you need to learn the summoning of the Seven Saints seven times!"

"The second thing is to be beaten by special decks from various countries. The most annoying thing is that you can't brag about them!"

Hearing this, the entire cat tail bar burst into laughter.

When it comes to bragging, the Liyue people who pay attention to contracts are not good at all.

As long as the Mond people finish drinking, they are at least the top three, and the only people in the front row are the Zhidong people who drink more wine, and the Sumeru people who let other countries bow down without drinking.

"The Sumeru people say that Sumeru is the birthplace of the summoning of the Seven Saints, and they are the most powerful."

"The Dao wife said that everyone is watching "The King of Summoner", and the number of players is the first."

"The people of Fontaine say that they are assisted by a counting machine, and they are invincible in card counting."

"The people of Zhidong said that they have automatic card machines to practice with, and they have no opponents at all."

"When I came to Mond, before everyone had time to blow... I lost to the cat first!"

After Jiang Yan performed a classic "Little Bear Spreading His Hands", the audience burst into laughter, which could be clearly seen on the first floor.

"Everyone knows my abilities. After being bullied by various village rules and village cards, I don't accept it."

"So I decided to invite all Tivat's poker players who are eager for opponents to create a set of card packs that all Tivat players can play together!"

"We'll see when the time comes, who is the best? Who can't beat the cat?"

"So, as long as you all go to Liyue with me, and make a set of cards for Passing Tivat together, I will cover all food, drink and lodging!"

Jiang Yan raised his glass again and entertained the audience again.

"it is good!"

"Boss Jiang is very generous!"

"Let's go to Liyue to have a look!"

"Let's go together!"

The degree to which the Mond people are easy to talk is directly proportional to the progress of drinking.

But if you eat a peanut, you won't be so easy to talk about.

Unknowingly, the poker players who have been poured three glasses of wine, just like this, many people directly patted their chests and made a promise.

But the Mond people have a good point. Most people's promises after drinking, as long as they are not too outrageous, will slap their faces and make them fat.

After the Zhidong people finish drinking, they usually refuse to admit any promises on the grounds of "broken" and "what did you say".

Seeing that morale was available, Jiang Yan struck while the iron was hot:

"Okay, it's time to witness the miracle!"

"Another legendary player badge owner in Cattail Tavern will be born tonight!"

"As long as I succeed in the challenge, all the consumption will be mine!"

"Little Prince, Shuyun, come, let's fight! "

Amid the cheers and thunderous cheers, a competition to decide whether everyone wants to take a group tour officially started.

Legendary player badge, extremely rare in Cattail Tavern.

Because as an examiner, the "little prince" spends most of his energy on these "examination questions" every day.

For the challenger, this is an unfamiliar game;

For "The Little Prince", this is just a process where everything has been revealed.

No need to hesitate, no need to think, all the best processes are already clear, just shoot in order.

After so many days of thinking, Jiang Yan certainly understood why he lost.

His cracking method is also very simple - please God!

Since you are setting up a chess booth, it is reasonable for me to use Alpha Ru.

Obviously unfair competition, it is stupid to talk about principles.

What's more, although the deck of the underworld will lose friends;

But it will bring joy to the onlookers!

The more underworld the deck is, the happier the drinkers at the Cat Tail Tavern are when they see the deflated "Little Prince".

So soon, the "little prince" who played cards clearly met Naxida and "Aru" who could count infinitely, and he had no choice but to bow down.

Looking at the "Little Prince" with his tail curled up and his face full of disappointment, the players' moods were very consistent, and the gloating was uncontrollable-you have today?

Soon, a carnival night officially began, with enough wine, appetizers, and cat food and catnip.

Tonight, if a person doesn't drink like a cat, and a cat doesn't suck like a noodle, no one will even think about going out!

Most people in Mond have one thing in common. Before they get drunk, they belong to Mond;

When he got drunk, Mond was his.

In such an atmosphere, facing Jiang Yan's warm invitation, how could it be possible to embarrass "his Mond"?

Almost all the poker players readily agreed, and patted their chests to promise: Even if the family blocks it, they will leave tonight if they die.

The effect of this mobilization is really too outstanding.

The next morning, none of the poker cats who swear by their chests could get up.

Of course, this is what Jiang Yan wants.

Jiang Yan knew very well that although the people of Mond had good wine, it was too outrageous for them to leave their homes and businesses to play cards in neighboring countries, even if they were allowed to bring their families.

Once they sober up, of course there will be people with swollen faces to make themselves fat, but there are definitely not a few people whose reason regains the high ground of wisdom.

So his solution is very underworld:

After successfully persuading the helpless Qin, Jiang Yan took a paper order and dispatched the transport convoy of Miss Heta, the logistics captain of the West Wind Knights, to directly load the group of drunks and drunk cats into Liyue Port without saying a word. "Ship".

The carts and rows of neatly laid "corpses" caused great panic to the Qianyan Army patrolling along the way.

what's the situation?

Mond was wiped out by the Winter Blitz?

Is there a violent plague in Mond?

Has Zangshengtang received a large transnational order?

It wasn't until they saw Jiang Yan, the former coach, and when they approached and found that the chests of these "corpses" were still heaving, that everyone felt relieved and began to arrange escort and guidance for the convoy.

It wasn't until near noon that the "corpses" gradually regained consciousness, but the convoy had already passed the Wangshu Inn and arrived at Guiliyuan.

"Where am I? What am I doing? Who am I?"

After a night of carnival and booze, everyone wakes up with these three philosophical questions.

What responded to them was warm milk and warm greetings:

"Everyone is awake, let's sleep for a while. We will arrive at Liyue Port in a while. I have already arranged a hotel for everyone to clean up the dust."

After the memory fragments of countless carnivals flashed back like a revolving lantern, most people understood their situation.

"Okay, but why am I here?"

"Did you forget what happened last night? Didn't everyone meet to conquer Liyue Port with card skills? Tonight, we will meet the masters from all over the world. Are you excited?"

"...(I'm just bragging when I say something now, is there still time?)"

"...(Forget it, it's all here, can you still walk back by yourself?)"

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Everyone has a heart to make their faces swollen and fat, and some people need a little bit of "help".

——Said Jiang Yan, the organizer of the gold medal event.

Did something go wrong in Tivat Yinka: Chapter 657 Chapter 635 Is there something wrong with worshiping cat gods?

Although it is said that when one wakes up, one has already reached Liyue, which is really frightening.

But people who can drink at the bar all night and don't go home, to be honest, generally don't care much about where they wake up tonight.

So when this group of guys saw poker players from various countries at the welcome banquet, after meeting friends with wine and cards;

Immediately changed from "Take the car home early tomorrow morning and kneel at Sunset Fruit" to "Don't tell me who is the number one Seventh Holy Summoning Power, and no one wants to call me back to Mond!"

Of course, Jiang Yan did not intend to let the West Wind Knights receive too many reports of missing persons.

A lot of fact sheets written by myself, together with a public travel invitation letter jointly signed by Shangliyue officials and the West Wind Knights, will soon be sent to the homes of these card players.

Otherwise, these guys will probably be hanged on a windmill to cool off for a whole day after being hunted down by their family members across the country.

To be honest, the impact brought by this group of Mond card players to Liyue is far less than that of a group of cats who can play cards.

Although Liyue also has talking animals, they are usually called "immortals" in Liyue.

Don't talk about masturbation, you have to kneel, and people still don't like to talk to you.

This group of cats who can play cards can not only play cards with you, but also masturbate. For Liyue, the impact is too great.

If you masturbate them, does it mean you have masturbated a fairy and won a fairy fate?

Therefore, in just one day, the place where Ningguang arranged for the players to stay was met with violent crowds from a large number of Liyue people. Every day, there were crowds of onlookers from the inner three floors and the outer three floors watching the cats play cards.

Not to mention players from all over the world, want to be a licensee for cats?Get in line!

How many people are short of kneeling down to Shu Yun, the licensee who accompanied them, and begging for a kitten.

A cat that can play cards with you, isn't this the beast of a player?

Mora, we have plenty.