I just want to be in love quickly and cheaply

"Okay, ok, Xiaoying Lili, it's true, there's nothing wrong with mom seeing Xiaojue making out, tsk tsk, Xiaojue, it's about this time, stay for lunch at noon, the chef has already prepared your portion Son."

Seeing that Eriri had a tendency to explode, Sayuri Sawamura smiled lightly, and calmly changed the topic to the serious lunch.

"Aunt Sawamura has already said so, so I can only bother you."

"Tsk tsk, I said Xiaojue. I haven't seen you in the past two years. Why are you getting more and more old-fashioned? This is not good. Young people should look like young people, be full of energy, be more energetic, come on, laugh and jump up."

"Aunt Sawamura, this is a bit..."

Regardless of past life or present life, people like Sayuri Sawamura are the most difficult type for Mr. Kato to fight.

She is an elder, and she is not a stubborn and obnoxious old antique. On the contrary, Sayuri Sawamura is very trendy. Although she is wearing a very traditional kimono, this woman can also pick up a pen and a notebook, pick up a mouse to type APEX, and pick up a mouse. Whip... oh, this is beyond class.

By the way, in this family, Ying Lili wears Chinese sportswear, Sayuri wears a kimono, and Uncle Spencer wears a two-dimensional beautiful girl's dead house T-shirt when he is not working. Mr. Kato, a completely mixed-race family, can only call out expert.

In short, Sayuri is a person who can have common topics with young people, and she is indeed well-intentioned, but this kind of character that likes to tease people is really a bit unbearable.

"Tsk, then let me see how Xiaojue's mannequin is doing, Ying Lili, don't hide it, just bring it out! I just want to find some new body material."

"Never!"

Ying Lili quickly removed the drawing paper from the drawing board, and then rolled it into a circle.

You can't show this woman, it will get dirty.

Sayuri Sawamura is a rotten girl, very... trendy.

88. You all want peaches (the third watch is coming!)

Mr. Kato was sweating watching the mother and daughter in front of him suddenly staged a full martial arts. Sayuri Tokugawa used various methods to seize the picture scroll from Eriri, but Eriri took advantage of light clothing, high speed and sportswear equipment, Jump up and down all the way, dodge flexibly.

The fight ended with the two knocking over the Coke in the tray brought by Sayuri Sawamura and spilling each other.

At this time, Mr. Kato had tactfully left the room and went to the bathroom to pretend to go to the bathroom to prevent blood from splashing on himself.

After two years, Aunt Sawamura has not changed at all.

He sighed, washed his face with cold water, and then put on the big black-rimmed glasses again, feeling that he had seen everything through.

At the same time, the Sawamura mother and daughter seem to have finally reached a consensus temporarily.

"Listen well, I'll only show you once, and, absolutely, absolutely, you are not allowed to draw it into a BL book."

Ying Lili held the picture scroll tightly in her hand, and used two absolutes in a row to solemnly warn her own mother.

"Good good."

Sayuri Sawamura agreed with her mouth, but her eyes were wandering, obviously not sincere enough.

"Swear on your treasure."

Apparently, this little thought could not be hidden from her own daughter, so Ying Lili sent out her trump card on the spot.

"I swear, mom swears it will be okay."

Seeing that she couldn't be fooled, Sayuri Sawamura could only helplessly raise her hand.

"It's almost the same. Mom, let me tell you, Kato is real. I never thought of it."

Ying Lili said while slowly opening the drawing paper.

"Didn't think of anything?"

"look."

"Suck it."

"It's disgusting, wipe it off."

Ying Lili scolded angrily, but ignored what she had done before.

Although it is understandable, it still doesn't work.

She quickly rolled up the drawing paper and hid it behind her back.

"Good Ying Lili, show mom again."

"It's okay to just take a look."

"One look, just one look."

"Excellent material, it's really excellent. I never thought that Xiaojue has such a talent. Ying Lili, you wouldn't beautify it on purpose, would you?"

"How is it possible, it is not used at all, okay?"

"Then can I lend him to my mother next week?"

"No, it will be dirty."

Ying Lili, who knew her mother's preferences, naturally refused.

Even if there is a one in ten thousand possibility, this kind of thing must be prevented.

Besides, what if it caused some psychological shadow to Kato, so that he would not come to be a model in the future.

Rotten woman's book, no.

"Don't talk about my mother's love as something dirty."

"It's a rotten thing, rotten!"

"Damn it, Yinglili, sooner or later you will realize this kind of beauty."

"I reject!"

"I really dare to say it. Does Ying Lili think that the things you draw are wonderful?"

"That's art, understand, art, and I asked Kato to help me be a model to prepare for the competition at the end of the year, no, it's not like what you think, mom."

"When you say something like this, don't make your voice softer as you go to the back, Xiaoying Lili."

"Anyway, it won't, it won't."

In a sense, the terrible mother-daughter quarrel was still going on, but Kato Jue didn't know anything about it.

"Aunt Sawamura, did I get rice grains on my face?"

"No, it's just because I haven't seen Xiaojue for a long time, so I want to take the opportunity to take a closer look. I was still so small back then, but now I have grown so tall. It's really unexpected."

Sayuri Sawamura said, she picked up the napkin gracefully and wiped the corners of her mouth, then she showed a faint smile like a good wife and mother.

If one didn't know the true nature of this woman, anyone would think she was a good wife and mother.

"Actually, it's okay. As you get taller, your appetite also increases. Sometimes it's quite troublesome."

"Then eat more. Young people are growing their bodies, and their nutrition must keep up. Don't be polite when you come."

"Well, thank you Aunt Sawamura for your concern."

Kato Jue quickly expressed his thanks.

His current appetite is quite large, more than five times that of a normal person if he is free to eat, and he is not a Japanese with a small stomach, but a real macho appetite.

The growing appetite also caused him to fall into a short-term financial crisis before the start of school, so that he had to live on clear water noodles every day at the end of the first week.

Of course, Mr. Kato is a person who can eat or not. When he restrains his appetite, he can maintain it by eating a little more than normal people.

It can only be said that the human body is still very magical.

Sayuri Sawamura was smiling, and her eyes flicked back and forth on someone, causing Mr. Kato, who was busy cooking, to feel chilly from time to time.

However, the rice was really delicious, so he even forgot about this illusion after eating five big bowls.

"See you next week, Xiaojue."

"See you next week, Kato."

"See you next week, Aunt Sawamura, Eriri."

After eating and resting for a while, Kato Jue offered to leave.

He didn't mean anything else, there must be a break 7 days a week, and today's mannequin job Ying Lili gave an unexpectedly high price, which allowed Mr. Kato to take a day or two off work.

It even made him really consider whether to find more such businesses for a few minutes.

But Kato Jue chose to give up after thinking about it carefully.

He does need money, but part-time work is also meaningful in itself. This is the job that is closest to the life of ordinary people in Japan. As he grows older, Mr. Kato will be able to unlock more and more part-time jobs. Yes The good effects of his grand plan can be said to be immeasurable.

The main reason for helping Ying Lili is that Ying Lili is his old friend. Of course, there should be some special treatment for old friends, not to mention that old friends also give money, and they don't go whoring for nothing.

He went home to rest and read books and went online to study the possibility of incident number 1023 and the impact of incident 1024. At Sawamura's house, Eriri was already sitting in front of the computer and began to write.

The original painting has been scanned in by the scanner, but in the eyes of the artist, this is not enough.

Outlined lines, painted light and dark, enhanced details, filled with color, after careful retouching, Ying Lili uploaded the completed picture like a photo to her homepage with satisfaction, and opened a new topic by the way.

Eri Kashiwagi's reputation as a painter is not low. On the Internet, he is famous for his colorful paintings, solid foundation and bold style. However, Eri Kashiwagi has always painted cute girls. It was a man's manuscript, which quickly attracted some views and comments.

Ying Lili refreshed the comments casually, first filtering out a bunch of strange saliva expressions.

Drooling at the picture, you can't help but think of Taozi?If you have the ability to learn from me, I am not drooling when I face real people.

If you call your husband, filter it out, filter it out, this person, you can't stay up too late, you can see hallucinations.

After sifting through layers of comments, she finally came across something interesting.

[A very perfect human body. I don’t know if the artist found a mannequin or created it purely in CG. If there is a mannequin, can you give me a contact information? 】

Don't think about it.

Sawamura-san happily crossed the comment.

8. Glorious tradition (four more?)

Review, reflect, summarize.

Mr. Kato is doing this kind of thing now, which is his traditional habit all the time, summarizing and reflecting every once in a while.

As of today, you have dealt with 1024 Liworld node events, sealed 1807 nodes of various types, the processing completion rate is 99.9023%, and the favorable rate is 100%.

A total of 1036754 common shadows were killed. The most common way to kill is a headshot. You must have used the self-aiming lock plug-in.

Execute 3523 elite-level shadows, your reputation spreads from one end of Tokyo to the other, and there is no shadow that does not know it.

Kill 1023 node guardians. Every node guardian who saw you died. They tried to escape, but the only way to escape successfully was to not appear in front of you in the first place.

There are 3562 key items in the collection node. Each item tells a story, or an insignificant thing, or an elegy of human life, but generally speaking, it just adds a record to your notebook.

The progress of saving the world plan A is 100%, and the completion rate is 100%. You have completed a legendary journey and experienced a series of epic battles. Amid the wailing of the little monsters in the other world, you saved the real world, at least Saved for now.

The progress of plan B to save the world is 0%, and the degree of completion is 0%. The plan has not yet succeeded, and the host still needs to work hard.

Katojue looked at the system with a blank expression that suddenly jumped out in front of his eyes, announced a series of inexplicable statistics and gave a thumbs up system, only hated that he didn't have a virtual chainsaw sword in his hand that could cut it on the spot .

The image of the system is virtual, visible but intangible. According to the system, the image is only constructed for the convenience of communication.

Is the progress of plan B 0?

This is not surprising, after all, the calculation of the system can only be completed if it has energy, and it is an obvious fact that Mr. Kato cannot have energy income until he completes the one-to-one push. .

Facing the field of picking up girls that I am least good at, the time I have spent so far is only one month and one week.

In this mere month and a week, I was able to take care of part-time jobs, the work of the student union, and the scientific astrology club founded by myself, plus overtime work in the world to relieve the crisis. Under such difficult conditions, I was still able to communicate with several people who were marked To build a good relationship with the women who are the target of the task, Mr. Kato thinks that this progress is satisfactory enough.

His plan is like farming. The initial investment seems to be huge and there will be no long-term returns, but when the harvest season comes, he can quickly harvest a large amount of energy at one time, which can be said to be safe and stable.

And because he didn't go into battle himself, he was just a solo pusher with no bad intentions—it was just that he had a lot of CP in solo push, so he completely avoided the risk of social death and physical hatchet, which can be said to be Robust and safe.

After the entrustment with Shinomiya Kaguya the day before, Mr. Kato felt that the relationship between the two should have taken a small step forward.

As soon as Rigong dies, victory is in sight.

When the relationship between him, Hayasaka Ai and Shinomiya Kaguya is good enough, he can bring people together, and use various methods to make the two people rub against each other. If there is too much friction, If it really catches fire, his goal will be achieved.

He is a link, a bridge, a link, an excess... oh, this is a mess.

According to research and research, many women are bisexual, that is, the reason why many girls think they are heterosexual is because they have not met her to awaken another part of their hearts.

Taking a ten thousand step back, even if he failed in one-push, if he has a solid foundation of sympathy, he can still try to do it by himself, but in this case, it is inevitable that he will be suspected of deceiving his feelings. In case of fast, good and low cost, the first option should only be used as a last resort.