JOJO started with combustible oolong tea

Bullying others casually, what if you encounter someone pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?

... The three of you want to be black and black, right?I advise you not to waste your energy, when is this time, how can there be bad things to bully and blackmail others, that is too low. "

With that said, he broke free from Geng Ping's hand, chatted and laughed with his friends and left.

As if struck by lightning, Gengping murmured in shock:

"In this era, isn't this kind of routine no longer popular? Even a passerby has such an IQ!

Or... we are not the main characters at all! ? "

Qiao Long and Yizhi looked at each other and comforted:

"Okay, okay, let's think of another way."

"Don't cry, don't cry, Dad loves you."

At this time, Fergus undid the spiritualization, appeared behind Iori, and said with a speechless face:

"So, I said from the beginning that this method would not work, Master, you still don't believe me."

Iori glared at him angrily:

"Then what else can I do? People are starving to death! You actually told me, let me exercise with you to wake up your vitality!? If you want me to die, just say so!!"

Fergus scratched his head in embarrassment.

At this time, Qiao Long, who was starving, suddenly smelled something, raised his head and sniffed left and right:

"I said... Iori, Kohei, do you smell anything?"

"Taste? What taste?"

"I didn't smell anything."

Yi Zhi and Geng Hei also raised their heads and smelled left and right when they heard the words, but they didn't smell anything because their sense of smell was not as developed as Qiao Long's.

There was a gleam in Qiao Long's eyes:

"I smell delicious food, come with me!"

After finishing speaking, he immediately followed the smell and searched for it.

After a while, the three of them stopped in front of a shop...

……

Kotomine Kirei wore an apron and a turban on his head, a faint satisfaction appeared on his numb face:

"It's great, I finally opened my own shop, but there is no way to do it, there is no [Hongzhou Banquet Hall·Taishan] in this world.

But it’s not bad, I tried to make the secret mapo tofu of Yan Sui Guan by myself, so that I can eat mapo tofu as much as I want.

It's also kind of fun..."

"Gu~"×3

Just when he was full of pride and wanted to taste the first mapo tofu himself, three strange noises sounded at the door of his shop.

look up -

"Oh, isn't this Qiao Long-kun, Kitahara-kun and Imamura-kun? I didn't expect that we would meet each other during non-competition hours. It's really fate."

But Qiao Long and the others completely ignored him.

Now the three people who are extremely hungry only have the plate of mapo tofu on the table in their eyes.

The pungent aroma floated into the nasal cavity of the three, stimulating their salivary glands.

Saliva flowed out immediately.

Kotomine Kirei looked at them, thought for a while, and said:

"Just right, my shop just opened, if you don't mind, please try my mapo tofu."

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of these three guys turned green:

"Really!?"

"You are such a nice person!!"

"I shouldn't have programmed yours in private, please forgive me!!"

But at this moment, Kotomine Kirei smiled slightly:

"Of course, there is a price.

I need you to give me feedback and opinions after eating, so I won't charge you money.

Of course, you have to finish my plate of mapo tofu without leaving any leftovers, otherwise you will still have to pay, and if you have no money, you will come to work for compensation. "

"no problem!"

"You underestimate us!"

"I'm starving to death, can I start?"

The three of Qiao Long, who were dizzy and dizzy from hunger, could not listen to anything now, only the plate of mapo tofu in their eyes.

Kotomine Kirei was not angry either, and took three spoons from the side and handed them over:

"Please use."

The three of Qiao Long turned into hungry wolves in an instant, and rushed towards Mapo Tofu with a grinning grin.

After a while—

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"It's so spicy!!!!"

"Water, water, water!! I want water!!"

……

An hour later, Qi Xiaosa, Yinsang, Brooke and their two servants, Cu Chulainn and Usopp walked into the small shop talking and laughing.

"Boss! Here are five special dishes!"

Qi Xiao shouted boldly, then turned his head and continued talking and laughing with a few people.

But a few seconds later, a magnetic voice sounded beside him:

"Guest, are you sure what you want to order is our special dish?"

Qi Xiaosa looked back:

"Hey, why is it you? Your name is Joron Joestar, isn't it JOJO, why are you here? And your clothes."

Qiao Long gave him a deadpan look:

"We work here, don't ask me why, I don't want to say.

Just tell me, are you sure you want to order our special dishes? "

Qi Xiaosa's face was full of weirdness, and Qiao Long's second repetition had already made him feel that something was wrong.

"Specialties... any questions?"

"Why is it a big problem? It's too spicy, and you may not be able to bear it."

Hearing what Qiao Long said, Qi Xiaosa's stubborn temper came up:

"Spicy? I still don't believe it, what dish can be so spicy as my brother Xiaosha?

You just click on it. "

Hearing what Qi Xiaosa said, Qiao Long sighed, and looked at them with pity:

"There is a way to heaven, you don't go, there is no way to hell, you go on your own, I respect you as a man.

Order five for table one!Special Super Spicy Mapo Tofu Ramen—”

Then he turned and walked into the back kitchen.

After a while, Qiao Long, Yi Zhi and Geng Ping came up with the food they ordered.

Looking at the expressions of the five of them, the three of them were full of respect and pity.

Before giving them the food, Qiao Long took five waivers and put them in front of them and said:

"Small business, just in case, please sign this life and death certificate first, oh no! It's a waiver, thank you."

Cu Chulainn, Yinsang and Qi Xiaosa couldn't help being the most excited, and directly wrote their names on it.

They want to see how spicy this weird and mysterious mapo tofu ramen can be.

Brook and Usopp only hesitated for a moment, and seeing that all three of them had signed, they also signed their own names.

Seeing that they had all signed, the three of Qiao Long showed ghostly smiles and delivered the dishes to the five of them.

"Hey hey hey——"×3

They didn't speak, just looked at them and kept laughing, like three psychopaths.

Brook and Usopp suddenly regretted it. Looking at the scarlet mapo tofu ramen in front of them, they dared not do it for a long time.

Qi Xiaosa, Cu Chuulin, and Yinsang picked up some mapo tofu with their chopsticks and put it into their mouths.

After a few seconds-

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"

Yinsang blushed, unable to speak, and flames spewed out of her mouth.

"It's so spicy!!!"

Cu Chulainn's whole body turned red immediately, jumping up and down in the hotness, but within two seconds, he passed out from the hotness, and plunged into the bowl in front of him.

Qi Xiaosa also blushed hotly, and was speechless, punching herself in pain, trying to knock herself out from the battle.

free from this inhuman suffering.

At this moment, Qiao Long brought a glass of water over:

"Drink some water slowly."

Qi Xiaosa didn't have time to think too much, took the water glass and poured it into his mouth.

But a second later—

"Puha!!!"

Qi Xiaosa kicked the mouth out with one gulp, the veins on his face were bulging, and his painful and distorted face was comparable to Shura's.

"This, this is... water!?"

He pinched his neck and asked, pointing to the water stains on the ground.

But in the next second, he saw that the water stains sprayed by him on the ground evaporated directly! ?

Evaporated, dare you believe it! ?

His eyes were so wide that their eyeballs were about to pop out.

At this moment, Qiao Long picked up the cup with a regretful face:

"The water of life is also water! Alas...what a waste!"

Qi Xiaosa also saw at this time that a huge 96% was imprinted on the glass bottle in Qiao Long's hand!

Qi Xiaosa wanted to scold, but the double damage of the super spicy mapo tofu and 96% eau-de-vie had left him speechless.

Now he can no longer feel the existence of his tongue, and there is only one word left in his mind-spicy!

Brook and Usopp watched the miserable situation of the three of them, and swallowed silently.

"Then what... I don't need it, I am a follower's body now, and I won't be hungry if I have the supply of magic power, heh, heh..."

"Ahem, that... I'm a skeleton, spicy food is bad for my bones, can I have a glass of milk?"

Iori shook his head:

"There's no milk here, is oolong tea okay?"

"Okay, please bring me a cup of oolong tea, please."