JOJO started with combustible oolong tea

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

"...Sorry, I don't want to do this either, I can't help it."

Iori defended weakly, leaning against Fergus' chest softly on the haystack:

"How do I know, the box I finally found contained the virus, and it was in bulk. Once I opened it...cough cough...the box leaked as soon as I opened it, and I sucked so much...cough cough."

He coughed twice, turned his head to look at Qiao Long who kept studying the opened box, and said in a very laborious voice:

"JOJO... am I going to die? I'm so uncomfortable now...

Tell me, will I cough... Will I turn into a zombie?Isn't that how it's done in movies..."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Qiao Long's...

Underpants?

No matter how you look at that action, it feels indecent, should it be said that it is him.

He said to Qiao Long with a sad face:

"JOJO, I'm not reconciled...I don't want to just become a zombie...I still, I haven't found a girlfriend yet...

Please, please, JOJO...help me, don't let me go down to meet my ancestors with a virgin body...otherwise I won't die in peace..."

Qiao Long also finished checking the box at this time, turned around and gave him a brainstorm angrily:

"Let me go, you bastard! You pulled off your panties! I said what are you talking about? Every day, I don't want to order something good.

And how can I help you with this kind of thing?I am a man and not a woman!Even if I am a woman, please forgive me for refusing this request! "

"Why... aren't we good brothers?"

"That's not the case from now on! I don't have a brother who covets my body!"

"...What are you talking about? I asked you to help introduce a girl, as long as it is a girl, you will be laughed to death if you go to hell with a virgin!"

Qiao Long rolled his eyes and refused decisively:

"Never!"

"Eh!? I'm so miserable!"

"I hang out with you two every day, how many girls have you met?

And ah, introducing other girls to perverts, I can't do such a cruel thing, I will be condemned by my conscience. "

"Suddenly wonder what kind of image I am in your heart?"

"Hmm...large non-burnable garbage?"

"kisama!!"

"Don't worry, I've read it, what you're inhaling is the common cold virus.

I said you too, what's the rush?When I found the box, I couldn't wait to open it. It's a loss. "

Iori didn't refute it either, but he didn't believe it was just a common cold:

"Just bluff me, how can a cold be so uncomfortable? I want to cough up my lungs right now! Cough, cough, cough——"

Qiao Long shrugged:

"You still want to take your time? Since this is a special prop, of course it has a special effect. The reason why you feel so uncomfortable is because the cold works at least five times faster than usual, that's why you feel so uncomfortable."

"Five times!? You lied to me!"

"Believe it or not, pull it over if you don't believe it, it's written in the box, you can take a look for yourself, wait, I'll get you the medicine."

After speaking, he walked into the abandoned house on the side.

It is written in the box containing the cold virus that the medicine only needs one part of common cold medicine, plus one part of medicine or drink that can speed up blood circulation.

God knows if it will work, but in this carnival, it will do as it says.

Qiao Long quickly searched the house. It has to be said that although this island is uninhabited, there are still plenty of things that should be there.

Not long after, he found the medicine he needed in a closet. Just as he was going to get the energy drink next to him, he saw a good thing and grabbed it involuntarily.

……

"Here comes the medicine, here comes the medicine."

Qiao Long ran up to Yizhi with a cup of taupe powder and handed it to him.

Yizhi didn't think much about it, he was really uncomfortable, and thanked Qiao Long after taking the medicine:

"JOJO, thank you for running up and down for me."

"What are you talking about, we are close friends, aren't we? Drink the medicine quickly."

"Thank you, dear friend!"

After finishing speaking, he raised the cup and poured the powder into his mouth.

But within two sips, Yizhi stopped, his eyes twitched slightly, and he took out a lighter from nowhere.

Click!

Just when he was about to bring the flame closer to the granule, Qiao Long grabbed him:

"Iori, what are you going to do? This is my old father's deep paternal love for you!

Come on, drink up the medicine. "

However, Yizhi held her arms tightly, staring at the slowly approaching granule with her eyes wide open:

"JOJO! kisama—! You use volts, ugh!"

But before he finished speaking, Qiao Long put the granule into his mouth, and Yizhi could only bear the humiliation.

Ton!Ton!Ton!

Tears fall from the corners of the eyes——

After a while, Qiao Long threw away the empty glass, took a breath, looked at Yizhi and said:

"Good guy, I almost didn't pour it in, didn't you just want to die?"

Yizhi grabbed Qiao Long's skirt with a ferocious face, and roared:

"You make wool! Your cold medicine is made with vodka!?"

Qiao Long was not annoyed either, and smiled slightly:

"Aren't you already refreshed, which means that the effect of the medicine is still very good.

After all, the cold attack time in you is too fast, of course, you need drinks that accelerate blood flow to assist. "

"Then you don't know how to use energy drinks!?"

"No, if you think about it that way, vodka can speed up blood flow, kill viruses, and make people sweat. It's a perfect aid."

"...Damn, what you said is so reasonable that I'm speechless."

Iori clicked his tongue, and really felt that his body was much more comfortable, and it was still getting better, so he didn't worry too much about it.

After all, for them, as long as it is colorless, it is water.

Only look at the color when drinking, this is the characteristic and style of PaB!

Sighing, Iori reached for the shotgun next to him.

On this island, he has no special ability and is just an ordinary person. He still needs some weapons to arm himself.

This shotgun was also picked up halfway.

At this moment, a burst of piercing sound roared towards here.

When they looked up, they saw a dark blue figure coming straight towards the crowd like an arrow.

His shrill screams echoed in the air:

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I HATE CARNIVAL!!!"

Whoosh—boom! ! !

PS: I'm sorry, I'm a little busy these days, maybe because I'm about to leave my job, and I have a lot of things

So it’s only now, Chapter 2 may be later, please forgive me

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whoosh-

The sound of breaking through the air approached Qiao Long's three groups from far and near.

Qiao Long looked up, and immediately exhaled fragrantly:

"Fuck! Human cannon!?"

Then he pushed Iori away, and backed away himself.

boom! !

The dark blue meteor accurately landed a few meters away from several people, drawing a ravine on the ground without any sign of abating, and then stopped charging.

The three of Qiao Long looked at each other, then summoned a stand-in, clenched the glasses in his hand, loaded the shotgun, and approached the dusty end.

Heizhen and Fergus straightened their faces, holding their weapons to protect their masters.

As for Kaz?

He was holding a bottle of vodka in his hand, leaning leisurely against the window on the second floor of the house next door, watching the actions of Qiao Long and the others comfortably.

As far as he is now, not to add trouble to Qiao Long already has a sense of the overall situation, and he can't let go of the vodka in his hand.

Katz: Only vodka and Aizhe red stone can't let you down!

Taking a closer look, Qiao Long and the others saw a figure in a blue tights with half of his body stuck in the soil, motionless.

"this is not……"

"The gunman?"

"Isn't this Cu Chulainn? Flying so far away is probably dead.

Alas - Lancer died again, it's so inhumane! "

Geng Ping said with a compassionate face, but the corners of his mouth could not stop rising.

It's just that Cu Chulainn's current appearance is too funny.

Iori also gave a low laugh, then turned to look at Fergus:

"Saber, isn't he your friend, why don't you go and see?"

Fergus smiled and shook his head:

"Don't worry, master, it's true that Cu Chulainn and I were good friends, but now it's the battle for the Holy Grail, and we are enemies.

A qualified fighter will not be judged by personal feelings on the battlefield. This is irresponsible to his companions and an insult to his opponent.

And I know Cu Chulainn very well, he is not such an easy guy to defeat. "

"But……"

Iori looked at Cu Chulainn, who was half stuck in the soil, buttocks raised, silent, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

No matter how you look at it, it’s not a problem! ?It's completely chilled! !

At this time, Qiao Long suggested:

"Whether it's cold or not, you'll know if you try it out."

After speaking, he picked up a stone from the side and threw it towards Cu Chulainn.

No movement.

He found another fist-sized stone and threw it over—still nothing.

"It's not really cold, is it?"

He murmured strangely, but Gengping shook his head:

"Impossible, as a follower, if he is killed, he will turn into a spirit son, lose his magic power, and return to the Hall of Valor. It is impossible to leave a corpse behind.