JOJO started with combustible oolong tea

Qiao Long: What are you talking about?Now it's time to find a way to deal with this brat!

Gengping: Beiyuan!Use your dirty brains and come up with something dirty!

Iori: Why should I be told that by you! ?

Yizhi: There is a way... There is no way, do you remember Dianming porridge?

Qiao Long: You mean... this is too dirty, right?

Genghei: As expected of you, Beiyuan!You are the best at this dirty method!

Iori: Go away! !

Qiao Long: But the problem is... I'm afraid that this kid will hold a grudge and find an opportunity to blackmail us. I don't want to experience the feeling of a plane crash. The old man is enough for a vehicle killer.

Iori: Then what else can you do?

Qiao Long: How about this, let's pretend to take the double back, and then secretly hide under the plane and lie down on our stomachs, so that this little brat thinks that we have relaxed our vigilance against him.

Qiao Long: It's fine if he behaves peacefully, but if he dares to act recklessly...

Qiao Long: I'll show him what a children's cult is!Jie Jie Jie Jie~~

The kid, who didn't know what Qiao Long and the others were planning, was trying to put on a weak expression, cursing in his heart:

[Damn three guys!You are lying to me, you are so vigilant! ?

But forget it, they don't dare to take the risk of attacking me without evidence, just wait until they fall asleep and see how I deal with them! ! 】

But in the next second, he shuddered, and in the dark, an ominous premonition hit him.

PS: I only owe 1 chapter, and I can pay it off tomorrow, nice!

Chapter 230 Shocked!Two strong men actually do this to a baby?

The little boy didn't know that Qiao Long and the three had already discussed how to deal with him, so Qiao Long frowned and said, "Tsk tsk:

"Maybe we are oversensitive, please sit down."

Iori and Kohei glanced at each other, and acted:

"Let me just say, how could such a young child be a stand-in messenger."

"JOJO, you are too nervous."

Then the three of them sat back.

As Qiao Long discussed with them, the stand-in seemed to take it back, but actually took advantage of the stand-in's ability to penetrate solids to a certain extent, and hid on the plane chassis.

Several people just drove in the sky in peace.

After an hour, Qiao Long suddenly turned his head and said to Yizhi:

"Iori, Kohei, help the child change the diaper and give him milk powder."

Iori's Kohei was taken aback when he heard the words, and then he burst into a hearty smile:

"okay!"

"Leave this trivial matter to us!"

The little ghost pretending to be sick heard their conversation, and then he felt a little relieved:

【Hmph!That's all!Let your guard down! 】

But for some reason, when he squinted his eyes and saw Iori and Kohei smiling while reaching out to him, his heart skipped a beat.

An ominous feeling arose.

Iori and Kohei laughed and said:

"Gengping, go and make milk powder for the child, use the water we usually drink, don't make any mess, I'll change his diaper."

"Beiyuan, can you do it, don't get yourself covered!"

Qiao Long, who was flying the plane in front, endured so much pain that he almost burst out laughing.

As close friends who knew each other better than anyone else, he could hear the deep meaning in their words.

I couldn't help but mourn for this stand-in kid for three seconds.

Gengping went to the back to make milk powder, Yizhi unbuttoned the kid's diaper, and his face immediately wrinkled:

"I'm going! This brat is pulling papa in the diaper! It stinks!"

Gengping's voice came from behind:

"Idiot Beiyuan! Isn't this normal? You were like this when you were young."

The little devil also heard the conversation between the two, and his face still had the expression of death or life, but he remembered the hatred in his heart:

[Two bastards!How dare you despise me?When you fall asleep, see if I don't stuff these things into your mouths! 】

While bickering, the two were busy with the matter at hand.

Yizhi held up the diaper with a look of disgust, and when he mentioned the distance above the little devil's head, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

"Oops! My hand slipped!"

He let out a strange cry, and smashed the diaper in his hand precisely towards the kid's face.

"babble--!?"

The kid was also taken aback, staring at the diaper that was getting closer and closer.

Wanting to get up and escape, but worried that Qiao Long and the other three would see something wrong, he could only close his eyes tightly, hold his breath, and at the same time put a big mark on Yizhi in his heart.

He wants revenge!

slap!

The diaper hit the kid's face, and under Yizhi's deliberate intention, he still had the poopy side.

Although he was mentally prepared, the intimate contact between his own face and his own papa was enough to drive anyone crazy.

The kid could only tell himself in his heart over and over again——

【Hold it!Hold back! !Tolerate--! ! 】

Qiao Long, who was flying the plane in front, was almost laughing out loud, his stomach throbbing.

Yizhi, however, was obviously not happy to just let this stand-in imp who was chasing and killing them go, so he raised his eyebrows and screamed:

"Oh! How careless I was!"

As he said that, he slapped the diaper with his palm, making the contact between the kid and the diaper more intimate.

By the time Yizhi picked up the diaper again, the kid was already crying, the tears were falling down, and the poop all over his face looked so disgusting.

Iori clicked his lips in disgust:

"Hey~~ It's so dirty!"

The little devil almost scolded his mother, but you still have the ability to despise you for doing good deeds! ?

His face was flushed with anger, but he couldn't see it under the cover of his papa.

【OK!You have done a good job, so come and taste it too! 】

The little ghost thought viciously in his heart, pretended to be confused, and stretched out his hand to pounce on Yizhi.

But Yizhi quickly grabbed the back collar.

As disgusting as that expression was, I almost spit it out:

"It's too dirty, too dirty, and it smells like a batch!"

Iori muttered, put the kid back into the basket, and then took out a roll of toilet paper and a pair of rubber gloves.

He first blocked his nose with a ball of paper, then put on rubber gloves, and began to wipe the poop on the kid's face with toilet paper.

Looking at Iori's disgusted expression, feeling the sticky disgusting feeling on his face, and smelling the stinky smell, this little ghost's seven orifices are full of smoke, but he can't do anything.

After all, his substitute is the substitute of the dream, and he can't do anything without falling into the dream.

Just like that, Yizhi wiped the poop off his face gently and cleanly, making his face burn and hurt.

However, Iori just wiped it off and ignored him, so he could still smell the stench on his face.

A clean diaper was also rewrapped.

At this time, Gengping also came over with a bottle of milky white liquid:

"Come on! Open your mouth and drink milk!"

Although the kid doesn't have any appetite at all now, with the cooperation of Iori and Kohei, the two of them stuffed the bottle into his mouth.

He was full of aggrieved and angry, and after taking a sip of milk, his eyes widened in an instant:

"Pfft! Cough! Cough! Cough!"

A burning sensation came from his throat, causing him great pain.

Seeing the kid's performance, Yizhi pretended not to know, took the bottle and sniffed it, and then said to Gengping:

"How could it be wine!? Or vodka!! You use vodka to make milk powder?"

Gengping also tilted his head in cooperation, with a cute expression on his face:

"Didn't you say to use the water we usually drink?"

Iori gave Kohei a "good job" look, then gave him a blank look and said:

"How can such a small child let him drink? I can't do this well, let me do it!"

As he spoke, he took the bottle and moved it to the back.

And at this moment, the kid also came to his senses:

[These two guys... did it on purpose!They have already guessed my identity, this is all on purpose! !

I'm still just a child, how dare they! ?They are not human!They are evil spirits! !Demons from hell! ! 】

Cold sweat was pouring out, he wanted to struggle, but at this time, Yizhi had already returned.

He held down the struggling little ghost, showing a kind smile:

"Come on, open your mouth, ah~"

As he spoke, he forcefully stuffed the bottle into the kid's mouth.

The kid hadn't recovered from the milk that had just been brewed with spirits, but he was twitched by the scalding milk again.

Struggling to spit out the bottle, he activated his substitute ability and began to guide Iori and Kohei to sleep.

Kohei looked at the brat whose tongue was scalded and blistered, glanced at Iori, and said:

"Beiyuan! How can a child drink it when it's so hot? You won't be cold?"

As he spoke, he took the bottle and put it behind.

Iori shrugged, put on a guilty expression, and said:

"I think other people feed it in the same way, okay, okay, I was wrong."

The stand-in kid also heaved a sigh of relief, and finally escaped the torment of these two evil spirits.

The plane fell into silence again. A few minutes later, Yizhi and Gengping looked at each other, yawned, and said to Qiao Long:

"JOJO, let's sleep for a while."

"Suddenly sleepy, maybe because I'm too tired."

After finishing speaking, the two of them fell into a deep sleep. The stand-in kid smiled slightly, sank into the dream world, and began his revenge.

But he never thought that this was all discussed by the three of Qiao Long, and the purpose was to give him a good meal.

The corner of Qiao Long's mouth raised slightly as he was flying the plane, and he was already thinking about how to let this kid who was full of murderous intentions feel the danger of the world.

Chapter 230 Seven Children's Cults

While the plane was driving, the stand-in kid kept thumping, his face was full of panic, he couldn't have talked at this age, he suddenly spoke:

"why why!?