Self-guided daily life after rebirth

The eldest lady suddenly had the urge to kill herself on the spot.

Damn, it's too shameful!

Claiming to have changed from "I" to "we", and was forced to add "喵" at the end of the sentence because he accidentally lost a bet with the barrage.

Thinking about everything she experienced these days, Su Tong wanted to be reborn again and slap her to death two days ago.

Even if I have experienced strong winds and waves long ago, I still can't stand the current situation... The more I think about it, the more my scalp becomes numb.

The eldest lady blushed, cleared her throat with a "cough cough", looked at Su Tong, and threatened viciously:

"Anyway, don't let me hear you mentioning the sugar to me... Otherwise, I'll kill you within three days and give you all the ashes!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he knew that he was an old skilled worker.

Su Tong also immediately understood the interest and nodded:

"Oh, uh uh um, good, uh, uh, uh, uh uh uh uh uh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Perfunctory written all over his face.

The eldest lady then stared:

"What do you mean by that expression? Why, are you floating or am I unable to carry the knife?"

She raised her slender arms and clenched her fists in protest.

But in Su Tong's eyes, there is only the shadow of Ah Wei's mass grave.

The serious lady is cute.

The shy young lady is very cute.

The angry young lady is naturally very cute - the premise is that Su Tong is not smashed by the young lady.

Proper interaction between young couples can add interest and improve the quality of life. Su Tong has been studying psychology books every day since half a year ago. Although he can't say that he has made any achievements, he has at least started.

It's always shallow on paper.

So he has been practicing.

But proper interaction belongs to interaction. After all, you can't tease the eldest lady too much, otherwise it won't be fun if she is really angry.

Su Tong laughed awkwardly and admitted on the spot:

"I was wrong, I was wrong, but Miss, you shouldn't have kept it from me, right? It's just a live broadcast. If you had told me earlier, today's situation wouldn't have happened, right?"

"……Ah."

The eldest lady snorted coldly, noncommittal.

She thought about whether to let Su Tong know that she was live broadcasting.

But after thinking about it, I finally gave up.

She is putting on airs.

Mental age crushes, life experience and experience do not know how much higher than Su Tong, so after rebirth, when getting along with Su Tong, he has always been treated as a junior.

Psychologically, she is still the 50-[-]-year-old middle-aged uncle in her previous life.

It’s not a problem to jump, dance, sing and live broadcast alone in private—no matter how shameful things people do when they are alone, it’s not a problem. After all, God knows what he knows.

But the reason why black history is shameful is because it has been exposed, just like...

My parents discovered the diary I wrote when I was a second-year student when I was a child.

The screen name I took during the non-mainstream period was accidentally seen by my classmates.

Xiao Huangwen, who was rubbing his hands in secret, was found out by Xiao Xunran.

Who can stand this? !

I can't wait to get into the cracks in the ground on the spot, or simply grab the ground with my head, and even want to kill myself by cutting open the abdomen.

This is all normal.

Not to mention Su Tong.

Self-proclaimed elder, usually relying on the experience and experience of his previous life to guide Su Tong on how to struggle in the big dye vat of society. He thinks he is mature, stable and reliable, but now suddenly the stupid roe deer discovered the secret of the live broadcast...

What is the situation when the sugar is live?

Playing cute and rolling, although still serious, was gradually led astray in the group of evil barrages that crazily tested the lower limit of human imagination, and finally almost became the spokesperson of the old Siji, proficient in [-] kinds of drains, drifting through corners and not Tricks discovered by Hypertube.

The car is superb.

So being discovered by the silly roe deer, Su Tong immediately felt that the image of a mature, stable and reliable big sister that she had created with great difficulty before was shattered—along with her integrity.

She thought of running under the sunset that day, that was her lost image...

And morals.

[To be continued]

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Chapter 7 Bedroom

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"I won't bring up the matter of sugar in the future, will I?"

"of course not."

"Really?"

"Really true."

"Didn't lie to me?"

"Liar is a puppy!"

"Tsk..."

The eldest lady originally wanted to say that you are not a stupid dog, but after thinking about it, she felt that it would arouse rebellious psychology, so she simply snorted coldly:

"I'm not human, but you are a real dog."

Su Tong blushed and argued:

"Where am I? It's obvious that the person who won't let you go is the eldest lady, how about you! I don't even intend to mention the sugar, but you still insist on saying 'don't mention that'... Blame me!"

"Anyway, if you are not allowed to mention it, you are not allowed to mention it."

The eldest lady has no intention of reasoning at all.

Su Tong could only sigh, raised his arms, and swore:

"According to the order of the eldest lady, I will keep my promise from now on until I die.

I will not lie, betray, or leave.

I am Missy's most loyal follower, the shadow behind me.

I will never mention that the eldest lady is the virtual anchor Sa Tang herself.

I dedicate my life and glory to Missy...

Tonight, and every night. "

Then he blinked and said with a little helplessness:

"Is it okay this time?"

"Absolutely..." The corner of the eldest lady's mouth twitched, "I really don't want to watch A Song of Ice and Fire. I still know the night watchman's oath."

Then the girl imitated Su Tong's expression and became serious, and slapped him on the shoulder:

"Okay! After the organization's research, it's up to you to be the night watchman—if I find out that you have leaked this secret in the future, I will break your dog leg on behalf of justice!"

Su Tong smiled wryly, but in the end he could only nod in agreement.

Thoughts flashed in my mind.

There is a clear rule in the eldest lady's live broadcast room that people are not allowed to call their wives. If he wants to go up and post a barrage of "San Tang, my wife", I am afraid that he will immediately attract a lot of ridicule barrage:

"How many dishes can you get drunk like this?"

"As long as there is a single cephalosporin, it is impossible to get drunk like this"

"My urine is yellow, let me wake him up!"

Then came the system notification that "You have been banned for 364 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes".

But there is one thing to say... What he said at that time was probably the truth.

He is a man who is going to be a young lady.

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Gag time is over.

The eldest lady and the silly roe deer wandered around the campus, probably knowing the location of various facilities, and it was one or two o'clock in the afternoon.

Su Tong asked first:

"Miss, are you hungry?"

The eldest lady also turned her head, glanced at him, and sighed:

"I don't think you care about whether I'm hungry or not—you're just hungry, implying that I want me to eat with you?"

Su Tong just smirked:

"Hey...Miss, you really understand me."

The eldest lady rolled her eyes angrily.

nonsense.

Of course she understands him - if she doesn't understand Su Tong, how many people in this world can understand this silly roe deer?

and so……

(hands up) no one

(spread hands) than her

(better than OK)

(points) Su Tong!

I knew it as soon as I opened my mouth, old Trump.

So the eldest lady who knew Su Tong quite well asked casually:

"How to eat, where to eat? The on-campus cafeteria should be open—sophomores and juniors start school earlier than freshmen. Since they come, the cafeteria will definitely serve meals, but the deadline for reporting is tomorrow. We have completed all the registration procedures and left directly. It’s okay for the principal to come back tomorrow afternoon.”

Su Tong also nodded:

"The door is indeed open. Before you came, miss, I went shopping and looked at the cafeteria... I just didn't check the quality of the food, but it is a 985 university after all, so the quality of the food is not bad, right? "

"Hmm...then eat it at school?"

"It's not necessary," Su Tong scratched his head, "Anyway, there will be opportunities to eat in school later, so let's go out for a stroll when we have the opportunity, just to get acquainted with the surrounding situation."

"Makes sense."

The eldest lady sighed again:

"Speaking of which, today is really different. You have changed so much in the past year, Su Tong——Back then, you were a kid who wanted to rot in the corner of the classroom. Back then, taking you to the street to cut your hair and buy clothes was the same Like to kill you."