Self-guided daily life after rebirth

"……Um."

[to be continued]

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Chapter 4 Greetings

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"Perverted, hooligan, old pervert, amoeba whose evolution has not been completed, primitive semi-human ape whose brain failed to develop!"

"...The more you scold, the more outrageous you are. Besides, I didn't do anything too much to you, Miss—I just did something that a husband and wife should do."

Su Tong explained, and then reached out to block the pillow that his wife greeted his face.

Although it doesn't really hurt.

But even if it doesn't hurt, I still have to resist symbolically. After all, it can be regarded as a manifestation of family status in a sense.

And Su Tong, who was leaning against the head of the bed, gritted her teeth:

"You have the nerve to say it! Didn't you insist on carrying me to the bed in broad daylight?"

"But I just carried you on the bed, Miss, the rest..."

Su Tong was furious when he heard the shameful thing say that, and followed his words fiercely and asked:

"How dare you say - you didn't do the rest? What's the matter, you don't recognize people when you put on pants, do you?"

But she didn't expect to be met with retorts from Su Tong after she made such a rebuttal:

"That's impossible. No matter what I say, I'm still a big man. One person does things and one person is in charge. Of course, it's impossible to take off your pants and deny people."

"Then what did you mean by that?"

"Then I didn't say that just to get rid of the responsibility, but when I said it, I wondered, so what if you sleep, it's not like I won't be responsible, besides..."

Su Tong sneered:

"Didn't you agree?"

Su Tong's heart trembled, as if he suddenly thought of something, the arrogance disappeared without a trace in an instant, but he still insisted and started talking nonsense with his eyes open, I agreed?What did I promise? "

And the man sneered again:

"Did you forget because I was so crazy? Didn't you say it yourself-you said that I can't force you to do what you don't want to do, but just now I asked you if you could give me a baby? I agree."

A man who can only talk about the sage's time... He is stubborn when he lifts his belt.

And Su Tong's cheeks were flushed by such a foul mouth.

She did.

Occurrences, inexplicable, dizzy... In short, it is indeed agreed.

The reason is probably because a woman's emotions will rise during ovulation, and her temperament makes it difficult for her to reject Su Tong?

She has always been like this.

In some matters, if Su Tong wants to discuss with her honestly, he will be rejected, but if Su Tong cuts first and then plays, or when the arrow is on the string and has to be fired, she will immediately be frank.

In short, as soon as he opened his mouth, he knew that he was old and arrogant.

But it is precisely because of her arrogance that she insists on being stubborn:

"Then what should I do? At that time, you will... you are going to take off my clothes. How can I beat you as a weak woman, and I can't resist you. What if I don't accept it? What if you hit me?"

"Do you think men are strong men, and if they don't beat women for a day, their hands will itch?"

"That's hard to say, in case you become angry from embarrassment."

"Ashamed and hammered into anger, you know better than anyone else that if you really bite to death and don't want to, then I can't touch you... Heh, you're so tsundere."

"Who is arrogant, you are arrogant!"

"All right, all right, if you say it's spicy, don't refute it—hold it with the pillow."

The shameless thing handed back the pillow that had just been blocked.

Su Tong still wanted to refute, but her body subconsciously took the pillow and put it back on the bed.

Then he was scolded again:

"Are you really fooled by me? I don't give you a pillow for you to put it back, but to pad your butt."

"???"

"You're so stupid, give me a claw."

Su Tong didn't understand the situation, but no matter what happened, she subconsciously retorted first, and then frowned and pulled the pillow back:

"Ass pad?"

The embarrassing thing seemed too lazy to talk to her, just pulled the pillow back, and then slapped her ass:

"Lie down and lift your legs."

Su Tong subconsciously wanted to blow his hair when he was slapped, but before he had time to blow his hair, he felt a generous and warm palm on the left and right calves, and then felt that the bend of his leg was being supported by a man, with his entire lower body Lift up, and then there is a softer texture under the buttocks.

It's a pillow.

"Extend your arm... Forget it, I'll do it myself."

Guessing that the eldest lady would not cooperate so easily, Su Tong simply did it himself - he stretched out his hand and pulled the two arms of the eldest lady over, let her hug the bend of her legs, and then touched her raised buttocks. He slapped lightly.

Su Tong wanted to explode again, but was interrupted when he was halfway through the explosion, and then heard Comrade Su proudly announce:

"Okay, just lie down like this, lie down for three to ten minutes and don't move."

"???"

Su Tong was puzzled and question marks were all over her face, and at the same time she felt that her actions were a bit lewd, and the embarrassing thing next to her was still staring at her plump buttocks.

So she gritted her teeth and stared at Su Tong:

"Are you kidding me? What's the point of lying down like this? Let your old man criticize you?"

Unexpectedly, Su Tong immediately frowned and retorted:

"I look like that kind of person?"

"You are not a question of appearance, you are!"

"All right, all right, I'm the head office, right? But it's not because of me that I asked you to pose in this posture. In fact, this posture is good for you."

"……benefit?"

"Yes, it's good. Didn't we just do that? Your posture is to increase the retention rate and increase the probability of pregnancy in disguise."

"?????"

Su Tong was dumbfounded.

And this kind of...

No, if you think about it carefully, there is indeed such an operation.

This posture, this direction... Isn't that to increase the retention rate and increase the probability of pregnancy in disguise?

It makes sense.

She was speechless.

Su Tong let go of her hand and sneered:

"It's ok, you're capable, Su Tong, you shameless bastard can give me a whole lot of work every time, I've lived for many years without knowing this kind of thing, you actually know it so clearly - tell me about your wolfish ambition How long?"

But she didn't expect Su Tong to retort calmly:

"Miss, you have lived two lifetimes without knowing this kind of thing just because you have been single for too long, let alone married in your previous life, how could you know this kind of knowledge if you haven't even talked to your girlfriend?"

"???????"

Su Tong was dumbfounded.

She never dreamed that Su Tong would have such a vicious tongue, it's okay if he doesn't speak, but when he speaks, he directly catches the most ruthless person and beats him.

There is one thing to say and one thing to be sure.

How can a single dog who is not married and has never even been in a relationship know this kind of little trick that only the current one can understand?

"Ha ha ha ha ha."

Su Tong smiled kindly, then raised his right hand and flexed his fingers, stretched out his left hand, and greeted gently:

"Come on, husband, stick your head over here, I'll give you a buff."

[to be continued]

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Chapter 5 The Old Man

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Near noon.

Watching the folks playing cards all morning, the old man was a bit stiff in his activities, and then carefully took out his mobile phone from the inner pocket of his black cotton jacket, and slowly turned on the screen to check the time.

Speaking of which, the big black padded jacket on him was worn by Lao Su, but later Lao Su changed it to a new one and planned to throw it away, but the old man asked him to come over.

The old man who came from a poor background was always thrifty and couldn't see his son being so wasteful.

Why throw it away when it's obviously not broken enough to be worn?

So regardless of the generation gap between young people and the middle-aged generation, the middle-aged generation will also have a generation gap with the older generation at home.

In short, the old man is now wearing the black padded jacket that his son eliminated, and he doesn't think what will happen at all. He just happily thinks that it is almost noon, and the family's good granddaughter and... and grandson-in-law should also be hungry.

It's time to go home and cook.

The old man bid farewell to his poker friends, and walked home happily with his hands behind his back.

People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and the son, daughter-in-law, granddaughter-in-law and granddaughter-in-law are all back for the New Year, so the old man is of course happy.

A person is not confused when he is middle-aged, but he knows his destiny when he is old.

It's fun to be young.

Marry a daughter-in-law, start a career, have a child—happiness because you get it, happiness because you have a new experience in life,

What you hate when you are old is loss.

When old age comes to nothing, you can no longer expect anything, just like a weakening body, everything around you is aging and disappearing in the ruthless time.

How can I still have the heart and strength to work hard?

I can only try my best to keep it.

But why do you want to keep them—the children must have a family and have their own lives, and the same goes for friends, perhaps the only one who can always be by my side is the married wife.

But even she... the beautiful girl who was bright, charming and smiling in my memory was also worn out by the years, and she became shriveled and thin like weathered.

When you are old, you can expect nothing.

As long as you don't lose anything, you will be satisfied and happy.

It’s not that the old man has never seen CCTV’s public service advertisement promoting the closure of empty-nest elderly people—the young people were touched after seeing the advertisement, but the old people only felt helpless, confused and hopeless after watching it.

But okay.

My son is quite filial, at least he will often go back to his hometown to stay with the old couple for a few days to accompany them.

In this way, the old man is already very satisfied.

……

Slowly arrived home, opened the door.

The big yellow dog raised by the family suddenly came out from behind the door wagging its tail, circling around the old man very happily, wanting to lick his hand while circling.