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Haima company headquarters.office.

"What, Wanzhangmu Group wants to acquire Fusion College?"

After listening to the report from the man in sunglasses opposite, Haima showed a slightly surprised expression.

"Yes, Master Kaiba." Isino said, "The Manjomu Group's goals have always been the political world, the financial world, and the world of card games. But the performance of the three men Manjomu in the Duel Academy made them very dissatisfied, so they wanted to pass Duel to decide whether to buy Fusion Academy."

"Will the two brothers fight?" Haima snorted coldly and asked, "Who is the opponent?"

"For the sake of fairness, they will designate a student from the academy as their opponent, but that student's deck cannot contain monsters with an attack power over 500."

"Okay, just reply to Wanzhangmu Group like this."

Haiba stood up, turned his back to Isino, and looked down at the entire scenery of Tongshino City through the floor-to-ceiling windows.

"The road to the future can be opened with your own hands. There is no duelist in the Dueling Academy who will lose to you. If you win the duel, the Fusion Academy will give it to you."

"Yes, Master Haima!"

"Then about the selection of the test site for the pendulum summoning, the LDS company decided to..."

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Drop drop-

After dealing with the company's affairs, Haima's personal account suddenly received an email.

Haima originally planned to delete it as spam, but after accidentally glancing at the sender's ID, he stopped clicking delete.

Impressively written on it - Gurus!

Tongshiye City.A rooftop somewhere.

When Haima came here, the mysterious man in black robe had been waiting for him for a long time.

"This old-fashioned dress pretending to be mysterious is not wrong. It was written by that guy Malik." Haima confirmed the identity of the other party at a glance, and asked, "Why do Gurus' people come to me? Haven't you already been wiped out?" Yet?"

"As you can see, we are the remnants of Gurus. Lord Malik betrayed us, but it doesn't mean we are completely destroyed."

Haima sneered: "You actually call yourself a remnant, it seems that you are very clear about your own position."

The mysterious man didn't respond to this, he said: "My code name is Y8745, the purpose of coming this time is for the super rare card in your hand - "Blue-Eyes White Dragon". "

"For this reason, we have prepared 14 billion yen (equivalent to RMB 8000 million) to exchange with you. At the beginning, you only spent 10 billion yen to acquire Haima Company? As long as you nod, the money is yours. "

Looking at the several boxes of banknotes brought by other Gurus members, Haima became angry!

He trembled and clenched his fists: "Do you think that blue eyes can be bought with money! This is an insult to the duelist's dignity!"

"The transaction has been suspended."

Y8745 shrugged: "It seems that there is only a duel. If we win, we will agree to the deal, and if we lose, we will disappear automatically. President Haima will not refuse this duel, right?"

"Interesting, I'll make you regret challenging me!"

When it comes to playing cards, Haima's attitude is different, and he immediately opened the duel board and waited for it.

"Duel!" x2

"Let me attack first and draw cards." Y8745 said.

"I activate the field magic "Chicken Game".President Haima should know Chicken Race, right? "

"Of course, are you underestimating me!" Haima snorted coldly and explained, "The rule of the game is that both sides start at the same time and drive towards the edge of the cliff in a straight line. lose."

"If the two sides want to win, they have to constantly accelerate towards the cliff. It is a complete death race game."

"Yes, I wonder if the president is willing to play such a game with us?"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and continue the duel!"

"Okay." Y8745 closed his mouth.

"The effect of the test of courage, as long as this card exists in the field area, all damage received by players with fewer basic points than the opponent becomes 0."

“并且双方玩家1回合1次，自己主要阶段可以支付1000基本分从3个效果选择1个发动。双方不能对应这个效果的发动把魔法·陷阱·怪兽的效果发动。”

"I choose the first effect and draw 1 card from the deck."

"Then it's the second Courage Race, pay 1000 to draw 1 again, and the same for the third card."

Y8745LP: 4000→1000

"Then activate the magic card "Temporary Truce".Both players draw 1 card each.Until the end of the opponent's next turn, all damage received by both parties becomes 0. "

"Usually summons "Iron Knight Kea Freed".The effect of this card is that it is forcibly activated when it is equipped with an Equip Card.Destroy those equip cards. "

Haima's eyes froze: "This is...that mediocre card!"

"Then activate the continuous magic "High Morale".Whenever an Equip Spell Card is equipped to a monster, the controller of this Equip Spell regains 1 Life Points.Whenever an Equip Spell card leaves the field, the controller of this Equip Spell takes 1000 points of damage. "

"Finally, "Stupid Burial", sending "Dark Fiend Kilfar Demon" from the deck to the graveyard. "

"This time it's a game card, what exactly do you want to do?"

"You'll know right away," Y8745 said with a chuckle, "When the Kilfa Demon is sent to the graveyard, it can be used as an equipment card that reduces its attack power by 500 and equips 1 face-up monster on the field. I equip it to Iron Knight!"

"According to the effect of Iron Knight, Kilfar Demon is destroyed. At the same time, due to the effect of high morale, I recover 1000 basic points. With the effect of temporary truce, I will not be hurt when Kilfar Demon leaves the field."

"And after the Kilfa Demon is destroyed by the Iron Knight, it can activate the effect again, equip it as an equipment card to the Iron Knight, restore 1000 basic points, and be destroyed by the Iron Knight again."

"This is... an infinite loop?!" Haima was shocked.

"That's right! If this keeps repeating, my health will only continue to increase until it reaches infinity! But in order for President Haima to have a clear understanding, let's set it to 87326000 first."

Y8745LP: 1000→87326000

After reaching the desired number, Y8745 gave up the effect of Kilfar Demon and stopped the cycle actively, "This is the end of my round!"

"My round! If I acted like a clown for so long and only came to test my patience and deck strength, then your duel would be too boring!"

Y8745 said with a smile: "If you are afraid, you can also choose to keep the test of courage? As long as it is present, you will not be harmed."

"No need!" Haima waved his hand imposingly, "I will pay 1000 basic points and choose the second effect of the test of courage to destroy this card!"

Hippocampus LP: 4000→3000

"Continue to summon the "companion of justice, Seahorse Man"!Activate its effect, release this card, and Special Summon 1 "Blue-Eyes White Dragon" from your hand!Come out!My soul, my pride! "

"Blue-eyes White Dragon——!"

A long-haired man dressed similarly to Haima appeared on the field, and quickly turned into particles, calling out a majestic and beautiful white dragon. Infected by the warm heart of the righteous partner, it emitted a golden light.

"Attack the Iron Knight with the Blue-Eyes White Dragon! Disappear, mediocrity! Destructive Burst Stream!"

The white dragon opened its mouth wide and spewed out fiery breath, which immediately drowned the black knight.

"Your injuries are not painful at all, not to mention that the effect of the temporary truce is not over yet." Y8745 said relaxedly.

Haima ignored him: "Fold two cards, and the round ends."

"My turn, draw a card!

Y8745 took out a card: "I activate the field magic "Sanctuary of the Sky"!As long as this card remains in the field area, battle damage to that controller from a battle with an Angel-Type monster becomes 0. "

Looking at the holy Greek palaces around, Haima sneered: "This place doesn't suit you at all."

"It doesn't matter, as long as it comes in handy. I summon Mars, the Agent of Power!" "

The red agent representing Mars flapped his wings and flew from the depths of the palace.

Mars: 0/0

"Attack power 0?"

"The horror of my combo is only showing up now!"

"Mars is not affected by the effects of magic cards. If you have a face-up "Sanctuary of the Sky" on your field, and your Life Points are higher than your opponent's, this card's ATK and DEF will increase by that amount! "

Mars: 0/0→87323000/87323000

With the difference in health as the source, the emissary of Mars showed an astonishing aura, and the pressure was almost breathless.

"What, turned the life value into attack power?!"

"Hahahaha! This is the end! Feel the weight of the price we give! Use Mars to attack the blue-eyed white dragon!"

Haima opened the cover with a calm face: "Launch a counter-attack trap and weaken the attack power"!The monster's attack is invalid, and the battle phase is forced to end! "

"You saved your life, President Haima." Y8745 clicked his tongue, "That's the end of my round."

"Hmph, these numbers are nothing compared to the Blue-Eyes White Dragon's weight in my heart. Those who try to taint my Blue-Eyes White Dragon with money, get ready to take the whip called Complete Defeat!"

"My turn, draw a card—!"

Kaima showed the card he just drew: "Target Mars, activate the magic card "Flash Absorption"! "

Y8745 reminded: "Hey, did you forget, Mars is not affected by the effects of magic cards!"

"The card with the flash absorption effect is not your monster, but my Blue-Eyes White Dragon!"

"what?!"

"The effect of this card is to select 1 face-up LIGHT monster on your opponent's field. The ATK of all face-up ATK monsters on your field increases by the ATK of the selected monster until the End Phase! "

Roar--

The blue-eyed white dragon absorbed all the power of Mars, and its aura exploded, sending out a roar that pierced the sky.

Blue-Eyes White Dragon: 3000/2500→87326000/2500

Cold sweat dripped from Y8745's forehead: "The sanctuary of the sky is here, even if you attack, it won't hurt me, let alone 3000 points higher!"

"It's over, whether it's you or this duel!"

As if pronouncing his impending fate, Haima opened the last cover that was covered in the previous round: "Launch a permanent trap "big arrest"!You can activate this card by targeting 1 face-up monster on the opponent's field.Take control of that monster! "

"Your field is empty, Blue-Eyes White Dragon, attack directly! Destructive blast blast!"

"Ughhhhhhhhhhhh!" Y8745 was swallowed by the white torrent and flew out backwards.

Y8745LP: 87326000→0

The duel is over.

In the end, Gurus who were present were all arrested and punished by law.

The Wanzhangmu Group was also defeated by Wanzhangmu Zhun's all-0 attack deck, and Fusion Academy avoided the crisis of being acquired.

Then Haima made a special trip to the Fusion Academy, but what he didn't know was that the two dueling elves in his deck stayed on the island, one was Seahorse Man and the other was "Girl with Blue Eyes".

Of course, this is something.

PS: It's a bad job to rub the heat, so let's just watch it for fun.

If I don’t update today, you must think that I was arrested for taking pictures of the blue-eyed white dragon, right?

194. Long Huiqiao's Infinite Loop

"My turn, draw a card!"

Asuka calmly drew a card, her golden hair fluttering in the air.

"At first I thought it would be solved with Sogo, but it seems that I have underestimated you." She raised her firm eyes, "But that's all! I will never give up the scenery of victory!"

"Oh? Are you saying that you can break through the blockade of Unico and the Devil Bird, and defeat me?" Yukino supported her heavy chest with one hand and stroked her cheek with the other, "I'm really curious what card you drew, is it" Lightning strike" or "black hole"? "

"No," Asuka shook her head, and picked out a card in her hand, "The winning card came to me in the last round, and I summon the proclaimer's witch!"

"When this card is Normal Summoned or Special Summoned, you can send 1 Angel-Type monster from the Deck or Extra Deck to the Graveyard. The one I want to send to the Grave is—"Old God Nutz"! "

"When this card is sent to the Graveyard, it can destroy 1 card on the field. I choose Bright Sword Bird!"

"what?!"