I am Emiya Shiro Kamen Rider ghost

"Hehe, Liz looks like I want to prove my dignity as a sister to you."

Sera was provoked by Liz again and again and felt that she couldn't help the anger in her heart. She raised her right hand and clasped her five fingers to attack Liz. The fist wind roared at Liz, but Liz only used one palm Blocked Sera's fist.

"I told you, Sera, you're weak!"

"You—" Sera gritted her teeth and launched attacks one after another, but Liz blocked them all with one hand, while Liz was still enjoying the sandwich leisurely with the other hand.

Shirou has long been used to this kind of interaction between Sera and Liz, and suddenly noticed that Illya still hasn't come down, "Hey, Miss Serra, hasn't Illya got up yet?"

"It seems so. I've already asked Ms. Meiyou to call her. Really, Ms. Ilya has been sleeping more and more lately. I guess it's because of your good-for-nothing brother. How should I explain to Mrs. Madam!"

"..." You are a good example if you are fighting with Liz?Can a person stop being so double-standard!After Shirou sighed, he looked upstairs and remembered Illya's transformation yesterday. Although Ruby said that Illya just passed out from exhaustion, she always felt a little uneasy.

"Well, I'm going to see how Illya is doing?"

Shirou turned and walked up the stairs, walked through the corridor, and came to Illya's room. Seeing that the door seemed to be ajar, "Excuse me, Illya, I'm coming in."

After all, the door is not closed, which means that there should be no shady things inside, but the moment Shirou opened the door, he was completely stunned——

At this time, the disheveled Ilya showed her fragrant shoulders, and held Miyu's blushing face with a confused expression. The distance between their lips was less than two centimeters, which meant that Shirou would be able to see the two of them a few seconds later. Girls kissing together.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Illya turned her head in confusion, saw Shirou's stunned face, and saw that Shirou's face turned into Miyu's face in her hand, and she woke up instantly. When she wants to say something.

Shirou was the first to speak, bowed and said, "Sorry to bother you."

After finishing speaking, Illya didn't have time to talk, and immediately retreated and closed the door, and then Illya's screams came from behind, Shirou left consciously, and his heart beat wildly as he walked,

"A...Archer, what should I do if I suddenly find out that my two younger sisters are in Lily? Wait online!"

"This..." Hong A couldn't say anything for a while, he wanted to be Illya, but he had the attributes of a lily, and this was the first time he saw it!Although Lily is infinitely good, but it can't give birth, this is acceptable only as a fun person, but it is not so easy to accept if it is really a relative around you.

"It is recommended to talk about it, I don't know what to do?"

"...By the way, Archer, since King Arthur is a girl, wouldn't she and her sister have a baby with a lily, and the two of them are also sisters, maybe I can ask her for advice."

"...if you don't want to be blasted into unrecyclable garbage by Excalibur, feel free to ask."

Although Hong A didn't know what happened between Arturia and Morgan, but according to Artoria's temper, if she asked, she would probably be hacked to death.

Hearing Hong A's words and then contacting the historical records, if I asked, I was afraid that Artoria would poke her heart and make her feel cold.

Just when Shirou was at a loss, Artoria floated out.

"What's wrong Al?"

Shirou was a little afraid that Artoria heard his conversation with Red A.

"Shirou, regarding that very important matter, I found the caster and studied it all night and finally found the answer!"

"Very important?" Shirou looked at Artoria puzzledly. As something that King Arthur considered very important, Shirou continued to ask curiously:

"What is that important thing you said?"

"Of course I found out how to get the meal right from the caster!"

Just rice?Shirou staggered. As a ghost, he was always thinking about Chafan. You should still be No.1. As King Arthur, can you do some advanced pursuits?

"what way?"

"Caster taught me a kind of magic, after humans use this magic, they can possess me."

"Possession?"

Isn't this the upper body of a ghost?In the Chinese dialect, it means inviting the gods to come up, Medea later, aren't you a witch in Greek mythology?How can I know the oriental Taoism, thinking that Medea is planning to make a body, could it be that Medea's real name is Medea Doraemon?

PS: I know that Mo Yi can project Excalibur. At that time, Mo Yi was only doing comics serialized in 07. At that time, the red a was not weakened. Of course, it can project curry sticks. Red a cannot project the magic weapon. It was a patch made by mushroom ,can only say-

Miserable red a Miserable

The early Red A was even able to match 55 with Mr. Jin in the text description, but as the two continued to patch, one was cut weaker and weaker, and the other was continuously strengthened. 55 has become a joke. No wonder Red A is always ridiculed as Mushroom's father-killing revenge.

Chapter 25, It's Obviously I Came First

Shirou swallowed, "Goo, Al, are you sure you want to do this?"

"Shirou, you know that as the king of Britain, I represent the whole of Britain, so the dignity of the king cannot be challenged. This time I will bet on the dignity of the king!"

"But Al, hasn't Britain perished long ago?"

"..." Artoria was taken aback by Shirou's words. It is true that my Britain has long since perished, but—

"Shirou, don't you modern people often say "Jing Luo sheds tears"? So I will never let "Jing Luo shed tears"."

Yes, Jing Britannia does not shed tears, but Emiya Shirou is about to weep. At this time, he is sitting at a dining table, with red oil hot pot constantly tumbling in front of him.

On the side is a middle-aged man with dark brown hair and dark brown pupils. Although he is a chef of Chinese cuisine, he is a Japanese wearing a cross pendant. He is looking at Emiya Shiro with pleasure.

"How young, you just said that no one knows food better than you. I said that as long as you can finish this hot pot, I will give you a free order."

"This......"

"Don't worry, this boy is not an authentic Sichuan hot pot, but a special hot pot that has been improved and upgraded to incorporate Hunan cuisine. This kind of hot pot will make people more addicted and more enjoyable, so be happy, boy."

Originally Sichuan cuisine and you still incorporate Hunan cuisine, you fake priest, do you think Emiya Shirou is a chef Xiaobai?That's right, among Chinese cuisines, Sichuan cuisine is famous for its spiciness, but if it is really spicy, it belongs to Hunan cuisine. Seeing this so-called "improved version" hot pot, Shirou felt that his chrysanthemums were aching tomorrow morning.

"Oh? Are you still hesitating? Is that what you said just now? Hehehe!"

"What are you talking about? It's not just hot pot, let me show you what it means to have a king's stomach that cannot be provoked!"

Artoria controlled Shirou's body, picked up the chopsticks and stretched it towards the red oil hot pot. Shirou, who had lost control of his body, felt that he couldn't hold back.

"Yami, Al!"

Shirou feels like crying when he thinks about it now, a few hours ago-

"Huh? Al, you plan to eat by possessing me, is that what you mean?"

"Well, that's what it means, isn't it okay?"

There was a slight grievance in Al's tone, and Shirou smiled when he heard this, "Of course this is fine!"

"Thank you, Shirou."

If the red a in his body had a human body, he is now looking at Shirou with a kind of compassionate eyes. He has wanted to kill Emiya Shirou countless times, but he did not expect Artoria to do it for him.

"Shirou Emiya, you don't know that you have chosen a road to hell, but I can only bless you."

Shirou slowly typed a "?" when he heard Hong A's words.

After a simple breakfast, Arturia said that she still had more to say, and she wanted more, which made Shirou a little embarrassed. After all, it was really strange to suddenly become a big eater in front of his family.

Suddenly he remembered that on the commercial street not far from Emiya's house, a Chinese restaurant was holding a grand opening ceremony, and as long as he successfully challenged the boss's mysterious cuisine, he could get a free order. Perhaps Shirou felt that he could challenge it , to see how far the so-called Chinese cuisine is from the Japanese localized Chinese cuisine.

"Al, let's go to a restaurant at noon today!"

"All right!"

The commercial street is very lively on weekends. When Shilang came to the commercial street, it was easy to find the newly opened restaurant. The decoration outside the restaurant is full of ancient Chinese style, and the owner of this restaurant is the chef of this restaurant. , I heard that he was a famous priest of Fuyuki Church ten years ago, but suddenly one day he stopped being a priest and went to Tianchao to learn cooking skills. Now, after ten years, he returned from his studies and returned to Fuyuki City to open this restaurant.

It was near noon, and there were more and more customers. As soon as Shirou entered the store, he felt a hot breath coming towards his face. His intuition told him that this place was very bad. Shirou looked around and saw that all the customers were wearing pain masks on their faces. , it should be spicy, but they can't stop their chopsticks, which shows that the dishes in this restaurant are quite delicious.

Shirou randomly found a seat and sat down. After a while, a waiter put the menu in front of Shirou, "What do you want to eat, guest?"

Shirou felt that he heard the voice very familiar, looked up and saw a familiar face, "Doctor Karen?"

The person who came was the doctor in the infirmary that Shirou met a few days ago-Karen Ordesia, a woman who made the famous Cu Chulainn feel troubled. Doctors should have the quality of sympathy for patients, but they expect patients to be even worse.

At this time, Kalian was wearing a red gold-bottomed Chinese-style cheongsam. The bottom of the cheongsam was slit almost to the waist, and it also outlined the graceful figure of a woman. With Kalian's long silver flowing hair, although her expression was a little lazy, but Can be considered slim.

"Uh...it's you, why didn't you bring your girlfriend?"

"Girlfriend? Ah, Moriyama-san is not my girlfriend."

"Really? What a pity!" Karen shook her head. One less person means one less person wearing a pain mask.

"It turns out that Dr. Kallen would choose to work part-time on weekends!"

"No, I'm not that workaholic. This is my father's store, so I come here to help out if I have anything to do."

"So that's how it is. To help my father reduce the pressure of work, it seems that Miss Karen is very filial to your father!"

"No, I'm just here to see the pained faces of the guests."

"..." Sure enough, this woman is just like what Cu Chulainn said, with a terrible personality. If anyone becomes this woman's boyfriend or husband in the future, Shirou can only mourn for him.

"Guests come to order!"

Karen put the menu in front of Shirou. After Shirou picked up the menu and scanned the catalog, he felt a stomachache because every dish has a common taste - "spicy".

Common things like mapo tofu, chopped pepper fish head, boiled pork slices, spicy chicken, etc. These are quite normal, but seeing that almost all the soups are magic revisions, and even a tomato and egg soup is hot and sour. You think the magic change is over here, there will be mapo tofu version of taiyaki, dessert with oily spicy ice cream and so on.

When Shirou saw it, he felt a little cramping in his stomach, "Al! Listen to me, the water here is too deep, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold it..."

"Shirou, do you think mere Chinese food can make me, the king, fall down?"

"This... alright! The control of the body will be handed over to you, so take it easy."

Shirou feels that he is already riding a tiger, no, it should be hard to get off Artoria, he can only hope that Artoria can retreat in time.

Artoria, who gained the initiative of her body, looked at the pictures on the menu and ordered a lot of dishes for a while. Seeing the dishes Artoria ordered, Karen gradually showed a happy smile.

"Guest, if you ordered so many dishes, you must have spent a lot of money. Why don't you challenge our special hot pot. If you succeed in the challenge, you can get free no matter how much you eat!"

You can eat as much as you want for free, Arturia's eyes lit up, "I—"

"Wait a minute Al, I always feel that there is something tricky in this, how about-"

Shirou tried to persuade Artoria to calm down, but Karen saw Artoria's hesitation and directly used the aggressive method.

"Could it be that you are not good as a guest?"

"Who said I can't do it?" As the famous King Arthur, how could a woman say that she didn't believe it?

"No one knows how to eat food better than me. I survived Gao Wenqing's unpalatable mashed potatoes, let alone mere Chinese food. Come here!"

Arturia said while controlling Shirou's body and patting Shirou's chest.

Shirou suddenly understood why Arturia's hair was blond. I guess someone who knew the king's ancestor was probably Artoria's relative, and your Gao Wen can make mashed potatoes?No, although potatoes were the staple food of the Great Empire, it was after Columbus discovered the American continent!Shirou didn't dare to think about it anymore, the water was too deep here, and he was afraid that he would be kicked to death by an indescribable mushroom that day.

Seeing the big fish take the bait, Karen smiled happily again, and took the menu to the kitchen after a while.

After a while, a middle-aged man came out with a hot pot, "It turns out that this customer wants to challenge! Don't worry, the taste of our hot pot is absolutely satisfying, but if the customer wastes it, I will pour down every drop of the hot pot oil soup." In the mouths of the guests, this practice is called stuffed duck in Chinese cuisine."

So the beginning part happened, and Artoria rinsed the spicy beef wrapped in a layer of chili, and put it in her mouth. The smell was spicy, then fresh, and then fragrant.

As Artoria, a heroic spirit, she felt that she could still get through the spicy taste, and then the second and third pieces were as spicy as the middle-aged man said, and she shed tears, but she couldn't stop eating it. If you listen to it, you will feel that it is more spicy. Besides, the ingredients are not only very spicy, but also taste very delicious, which is irresistible.

So Arturia wore a pain mask and ate a special hot pot like other guests around her. Fortunately, when Artoria controlled her body, Shirou didn't feel anything, and naturally he couldn't feel the spicy, but he Feel like crying without tears.

So Artoria, relying on her strong willpower and foodie attributes, successfully won the challenge of this store, holding a stomach that was about to burst, and left the store under the happy eyes of the store owner and the store's daughter.

Watching Shirou leave behind, Kotomine Kirei said quietly:

"I have to admit that I seem to like this young man. Although he is a bit schizophrenic, he is actually the first person to complete the challenge."

"Father, I finally understand why you quit your church job to become a chef, because only in this way can you see people's continuous pain."

"Yes."

Kotomine Kirei originally thought he was a priest with excellent character and ability, but one day ten years ago he discovered that his nature was to feel pleasure when seeing others suffer. Under normal circumstances, he would become a priest who likes to torture people. He is a villain, but after being enlightened by someone, he realized that the real way is to make the guests suffer by making particularly delicious and extremely spicy dishes, but he has to continue to accept this pain, so he gave up his priesthood and went to Tianchao learned Sichuan cuisine, Hunan cuisine, etc., and finally returned after learning.

Now seeing Shirou's back, he smiled happily.

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As the saying goes, eating spicy food is refreshing for a while, and at the chrysanthemum crematorium, Shirou almost squatted in the toilet the next morning and couldn't get out. It felt like being tortured by dozens of Jiege in turn all night, and even walking was not normal.

Shirou, who came to the school, was naturally noticed by Shen Er. For a moment, Shen Er was stunned, and then he became angry, "The bastard Yicheng actually did it. Damn it, I came first."

"???" Shirou looked at Shinji with a question mark on his face.

Chapter 26: Red A, You Ta Meow Deceived Me!

If you use the lyrics of a song to describe Shirou's current state, it would be - "The chrysanthemum is full of bruises, and your smile is not bright."

Compared with his own chrysanthemum, Shirou felt that it was the exhaustion coming from his heart. After going to the bathroom, Shirou walked out of the bathroom to the sink to wash his hands, trying to maintain a normal physiological expression on his face.

Artoria's ghost floated out slowly, "I'm sorry, Shirou's impulsive impulse caused you so much trouble yesterday."

"Uh...it's okay, I hope Al, you won't be stimulated by this kind of stimulation method in the future, but thanks to you, I found out that strengthening magic can strengthen the end of my rectum, and now it seems to be better a lot of."

Although Shirou still has trouble walking, at least he feels much better.

After using the bathroom, Shirou came to the student council office.