I am Emiya Shiro Kamen Rider ghost

"Does Illya really have to be killed?"

"Of course, I must kill Illya today, Trace on!"

After speaking, the black Illya projected Moxie, which Shirou is very familiar with, perhaps to make it easier for children to use. The Moxie projected by the black Illya should be smaller. The health room where Illya is.

"So Oni-chan, do you choose me, or choose that Illya? If Oni-chan chooses that Illya, you can kill me at any time. After all, I am just a fake in some sense."

Shirou shook his head and walked forward, stretched out his hand, and seeing Shirou's movement, Black Illya closed her eyes, but Shirou then gently placed it on Black Illya's head and stroked it.

"Which one to choose? Are you kidding me? For me, there is only one answer, and that is, I want them all. Both you and Ilya over there are my sisters. How can I choose between the two."

The black Illya then slowly opened her eyes, feeling Shirou's palm, showing a kind of obedience like a kitten, rubbing back and forth against Shirou's palm.

"Sure enough, Oni-chan is always so gentle!"

Then Shirou suddenly stretched out his other hand, and rubbed the black Illya's cheeks with both hands, "Well, as a girl, Jiajia, don't take out such a dangerous control knife, put it away!"

"I know Oni-chan." Hei Liya immediately withdrew the magic power to release the projection.

Shirou glanced at Hei Liya's outfit worriedly, touched his cheek and glanced aside.

"Can you change your clothes?"

To be honest, Hei Liya's attire is really a bit too youthful, but because Hei Liya has always been a primary school student, she can't fully reflect the youthfulness of this attire, but it is always indecent.

But the black Illya immediately became interested when she heard Shirou's speech, and stretched her head forward to the direction Shirou turned his head.

"Hey! Don't tell me that Oni-chan, you are in love with this outfit? It doesn't matter as long as it is Oni-"

But before the black Illya finished speaking, Shirou hit the black Illya's head with his fist, and the black Illya yelled "Migu!" and covered her head.

"Really, as a young lady of the Einzbern family, can you learn some etiquette, your brother and I don't want to have my legs broken, and how do you know so much as a primary school student?"

"Of course I learned from that Illya's memory. Oni-chan, you underestimate the current elementary school students too!"

Black Ilya covered her head and said aggrievedly.

"Hey, elementary school students now! Change your clothes first if you are obedient." Shirou shook his head, thinking that he didn't know so much when he was in elementary school, and he didn't know that much until the junior high school physiology class. Later, Shen Er often asked Shirou to share his online knowledge. Amoy to the seeds, until before being discovered by Sakura.

"Hi!" The black Illya changed her combat outfit similar to the red a into the girls' school uniform of the elementary school of Hokunhara Academy.

"Let's go!" Shirou took black Illya's hand.

"What are you doing, Oni-chan?"

"Of course it is to buy clothes. Do you want a projector to consume mana, if one day the mana is exhausted, don't you want to run naked?"

"Don't worry! Even if Oni-chan runs naked, I will go to Oni-chan's room."

"..." Shirou felt how unrestrained this black Illya is. It would be fine if she really went to her room to run naked and not be found. Once she was found, Kiritsugu would let him understand what it means The father is kind and the son is filial.

In this way, Shirou took the black Illya's hand and left the campus. For outsiders, they can't see the difference between the black Illya and Illya. Only Shirou and others who are familiar with Illya can tell the difference .

When he came to the children's clothing store, Shirou picked out a few sets of clothes for the black Illya, and then bought them. As a master of ghost hunting, Shirou used to earn a lot of extra money. Even if he bought dozens of sets of clothes, it was fine, but it was puzzling. After leaving the clothing store, the clothes he bought disappeared in the hands of the black Illya like magic. Shirou couldn't figure it out. Could it be the legendary four-dimensional chrysanthemum?

"Where did your clothes go?"

"Hey, Oni-chan, as a man, it's best not to inquire about women's secrets at will!"

Black Illya pulled Shirou's arm and said mysteriously.

"Really—" Men can't inquire about women's secrets, but you are a little girl with no hair, and you talk about women's secrets, Shirou felt his cheeks twitch.

"By the way, what should I call you? I can't always call you Black Illya!"

"Uh... why don't Oni-chan call me Chloe! Chloe von Einzbern."

"Chloe, that's fine too."

"Oni-chan, your name is Shiro (white), and my name is Chloe (black). Does that mean that Oni-chan and I are a natural match?"

Chloe looked at Shirou expectantly.

"Well, it's true that we are a pair of natural brothers and sisters."

Shirou nodded in a perfunctory manner, apparently Shirou didn't want to delve deeper into the issue of a natural couple.

But this naturally caused Chloe's dissatisfaction, she pouted and said:

"Oni-chan, you are so boring."

Shirou rolled his eyes, what is fun, being interrupted by Kiritsugu's father back and forth is fun, or Sera's serial kicks are fun, sometimes men have to play dumb because they have low EQ.

Not long after the two left the children's clothing store, suddenly Artoria's ghost floated out.

"Shirou smells like food around here."

"?"

Shirou looked at Artoria suspiciously.

"What's wrong, Shirou?"

"No, how did you, as a ghost, ask about the taste of food?"

"How did you smell it, um... probably because you humans often speak synesthesia!"

"Synaesthesia?" Why did Shirou feel that the more he listened, the more nonsense he heard? He knew the word synaesthesia.

"Al, I know about synaesthesia. The so-called synaesthesia is also called "sensation". , interlacing, shifting and transforming each other, transferring the words that originally expressed A’s feeling to express B’s feeling, but this is a rhetorical technique in literature. Please tell me how you turned the rhetorical technique into reality! This is fundamental. It’s not scientific to save it!”

"But Shirou, I'm just a very unscientific ghost!"

Shirou covered his face and really felt that his brain was kicked by a donkey when he was explaining science to a ghost. Then Shirou took Chloe to a newly opened food street according to Artoria's instructions. Only then did Shirou understand that Artoria Liya's so-called synaesthesia is her intuition of grade A!This intuition is indeed a little scary.

So Shirou took Chloe to buy all kinds of snacks, and Shirou was relieved to see the snacks Chloe chose. At least in terms of food, Chloe and Illya taste the same.

At this time, Chloe was holding a box containing octopus balls in her hand, poked one with a toothpick and enjoyed it very happily.

"Well, Oni-chan, won't you be angry if you only bought this Illya for me!"

"..." Why did you ignore Ilya with a few words?Shirou frowned slightly.

"It's delicious, brother, do you want to try one?"

Chloe picked up the toothpick in her hand and stuck an octopus ball towards Shirou. Seeing her sister feeding Shirou to herself felt nothing, so she ate one.

"Brother, Illya knows that we share a toothpick to eat octopus balls, she won't be jealous!"

"?" What happened with the same toothpick?Why are you getting jealous?

"Brother, Ilya knows that you brought me here to buy clothes and go shopping in the snack street, so you won't hit me!"

"..." No, no, as long as you don't target Illya, Illya won't bully others either.

"It's so scary! Illya, unlike me, I'm the only one who loves Giegie!"

Shirou was almost suffocated by Chloe. You have been persecuting Illya, why are you still a victim?

Soon the two brothers and sisters enjoyed the trip to the snack street, and finally Shirou said with a wry smile: "That Chloe, can you let Illya go?"

"Well, no, after shopping with Oni-chan, I am more determined that Illya and Illya will have a fight. You can't stop me, Oni-chan."

Shirou clutched his forehead, why did his persuasion backfire?Shirou intends to continue to persuade.

But Chloe took two steps back.

"You had a great time with Oni-chan this morning, but I still have things to do, so goodbye Oni-chan!"

"gram-"

Shirou stretched out his hand in an Erkan pose to stop Chloe, but Chloe, like a dexterous black cat, changed back to her original attire, disappeared in front of Shirou with a few dexterous jumps, and finally blew a kiss to Shirou .

Shirou could only smile wryly and shook his head.

"Don't worry, the child has no murderous intent. He said that he wanted to kill Ilya. It was more of a prank to discourage him."

Red A is quite familiar with her abilities, if she really wants to assassinate Ilya, she can do it with a fake spiral sword, and she won't be able to kill the child if she really wants to.

"Of course I can see this, otherwise I would have stopped it long ago."

"then you-"

"It's mainly because of the outfit! I'm afraid of encountering a lolicon like Archer, what should I do?"

Hong A felt his blood surge, and now he really wanted to kill Emiya Shirou.

"I'm not a lolicon?"

"Then explain how you were fooled by Alaya?"

"..."

PS: Before the release of Resident Evil 8: Oh!Great big sister, drive a big car and drive a big car.

After the release of Resident Evil 8: Ethan is a real man, the big sister will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword.

No kidding, to be honest, Ethan gave me the feeling of Shirou, the HF line in the game, but it's a pity that he didn't come back in the end.

Chapter 34: What's wrong with my younger sister becoming a third child?

After talking with Chloe, except for some objections to her dress, Shirou naturally has no meaning in other aspects. Although Chloe kept saying that she would kill Illya, she was just talking verbally, more like a Little kid venting his temper.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, mouth likes to be tough, who? Right, Archer!"

"...", the red a means you can report my ID number directly.

"Shirou, I can eat while possessing myself!"

Just now, to appease Chloe Shirou, he did not choose to let Arturia possess him, but now that Chloe is gone, it means that Artoria can possess him again, and Shirou can also feel that Artoria is burning at this time. The soul of the cook who cooks the meal is the spirit of using a pot to eat.

Shirou glanced around and suddenly saw a cafeteria, "Al, let's go there for dinner!"

"Okay, of course."

For Arturia, as long as the food is not inferior to Gao Wen's mashed potatoes, she can accept it, and through the glass window outside, she can clearly see that this cafeteria has a variety of foods. After all, what a cafeteria wants is It is conspicuous to attract customers, and these foods are definitely not bad in terms of gloss and appearance.

To celebrate the opening, this cafeteria is holding a big eater event. The challenge can be waived to a certain extent, but if the challenge fails, you will have to pay double the price. Since the challenge of the store is indeed difficult, most people can only die Sha Yu came back in a hurry, only a small number of people successfully challenged, and overall it was quite profitable for the store.

But just as Shirou walked towards the cafeteria, Red A sent Shirou an encrypted call exclusively for the two of them.

"Hey, what are you doing? It's hell ahead!"

"Hell? I'm not afraid-"

"Who said it was your hell? This is hell for the owner of the cafeteria. Emiya Shirou, I don't ask you to be a partner of justice, but I just have a little conscience."

Under the magic provided by the caster, Shirou let Arturia possess himself, so that some of Artoria's own body specializations are also reflected on Shirou, so Shirou doesn't have to worry about being overwhelmed, and the food he eats will also be converted into magic power. Otherwise, 12 golden swords would not be projected.

"Archer, have you heard the Buddha once said a word?"

"That sentence?"

"I don't go to hell, who goes to hell?"

"And then? You let the shop owner go to hell?"

"Then tell me to help him become a Buddha."

"?"

"If you think about it, if I let Al and her eat and drink in this snack street, the snack street will soon be wiped out, and other guests will not be able to enjoy delicious snacks. Isn't this a big deal?"

"You kid is just trying to save money!"

The smile on Shirou's face was a bit stiff, "...Where is that, Archer, am I that kind of person?"

"Yes!" Hong A replied mercilessly.

"No no, Archer, you just saw my third floor, in fact I'm on the fifth floor, think about it, if I take Al into this cafeteria, sacrifice this restaurant, and save the other food stalls , Let other customers enjoy delicious food, so the manager of this store will get great merit, won't he? And the sins are borne by me alone, so I said that if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell-Amitabha."

"It seems to be like this...Let me think about it later-" Hong A always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it.

"Archer, if you really don't understand, you can ask Master Sanzang."

Feeling confused, Hong A returned to the soul-eye world, found the soul of Sanzang who was meditating, and told Sanzang what Shirou had said. After hearing this, Sanzang smiled and nodded, "Sure enough, the benefactor of Emiya has the roots of wisdom and Buddha-nature! "

"Huh? Master Sanzang, what do you mean by that?"

"Benefactor, you heard that I once had a difficult time in Shituoling, right?"

"Of course I've heard of it." The story of Journey to the West is a household name in East and Southeast Asia, and Monkey King is the childhood idol of many people.

"There are three monsters in Shituoling, one of which is called Dapeng Golden Winged Eagle. As early as 500 years before we arrived in Shituoling, he ate up all the kings and civil and military bureaucrats in Shituoling, and all the people in the city were also eaten up. , but in the end he still didn't die, he was just stretched by Wukong, and he didn't die, the reason is simple because the man in the city of the big roc, the golden-winged eagle, the lion, and the camel became a Buddha, it's as simple as that."

"Huh? No, Master Sanzang, why do I feel that you are scolding Emiya Shiro?"