The son-in-law with three surnames is Bi Qigu

Just like Yumiko, didn't she take the initiative to pick him up?

"I was cheated, you liar." Yumiko couldn't help but raise her voice.

Maybe it was on the street, the noise was too loud, and I happened to meet a passing patrolman. Mr. Patrolman in blue uniform looked at Hachiman suspiciously.

"Miss, may I ask what happened?" It seemed that Hachiman was about to be arrested if there was a disagreement.

Yumiko lowered her head, put her arms around Hachiman's hand and said, "Sorry, I was just kidding with him, he is my boyfriend."

Uhhhh, continuous shame.

Then she hurriedly dragged Hachiman away and left in front of everyone's eyes. Now she can only pray that as Hachiman said, her influence is not as great as she imagined, so she won't be recognized.

When she was almost downstairs, Yumiko asked, "If that's the case, why did you have such a bad time that night?"

She doesn't believe that that dirty look can really arouse the kindness of a woman, not a kitten or a puppy... well, except her.

Hachiman seemed a little embarrassed to speak, and after a while he said: "The car overturned, and after being picked up, I found out that the other party had a husband, and was caught on the spot, so I had to escape, but he is still the boss of some underworld group."

So strictly speaking, he was actually on the run, and he didn't want to be recognized when he was dirty, but he didn't expect to meet his old classmates at this time.

After hearing this, Yumiko was stunned for a few seconds before bursting into laughter, holding her belly with both hands under her tall figure, it is rare to see a beautiful woman laughing so disregarding her appearance.

It seemed that there was nothing more decompressing for her than hearing about Hachiman being deflated.

Hachiman said angrily: "Don't base your happiness on the pain of others, it's too bad, so I don't want to talk about it."

Yumiko patted his head lightly: "So thank me, I saved your life."

And her family is really not afraid of any big brother.

"Hehe." Hachiman thought to himself, if it wasn't because of your accident, he would have slipped out of Tokyo a long time ago.

After opening the door, Hachiman added as if thinking of something: "What you did just now was not a way to seduce you...never used it on other women."

Although it's okay if you don't explain it, maintaining a good relationship with your employer is the basis for a smooth job.

Yumiko just hummed lightly, as if she didn't care, and just opened the door when she heard her mother's voice complaining "it's too late".

So didn’t I say it, the taste almost won’t die.

During dinner, Yumiko suddenly became a transparent person, listening to her mother and Hachiman testing each other while talking and laughing. For example, in her mother's eyes, Yawata is a doctor of business studies from a famous university who just returned to China. The international trading company that got the offer earlier held an important position, and my mother even made out the annual salary and family background of the position by insinuation, which made Yumiko feel overwhelmed, but this guy deserves to deal with women, and lies come out , and it was woven so tightly that no flaws could be seen in one set at all.

Yumiko just sneered in her heart, guessing how many sets of templates this guy had in mind.

Thinking about it, Yumiko couldn't help thinking that when Hayato met her parents for the first time, Hayato was also cleaned by the barrage like this by his mother. At that time, he was just tense, but his performance was much worse than the guy in front of him.. .....

When washing the dishes after meals, Yumiko habitually threw down her chopsticks and lay down on the sofa, like a greasy middle-aged uncle, but she was scolded by her mother to help wash the dishes, so she reluctantly came to the kitchen to help Watching her mother run the dish that had been wiped with dish soap through clean water again, Yawata, the guest, finally looked like a guest, sitting on the sofa and watching the news.

It's his own news again, how much this guy wants to see himself make a fool of himself.

The soft flesh on the waist was lightly poked by the mother, and said: "Hey, I said, I think you and him are quite suitable. It will be a problem if you don't touch the spring water with your fingers, and he can cook for you. He can make money, and more importantly, I think he has a good temper. If you are impatient, find someone with the same personality and wait for it to explode. So you should pay close attention to this high-quality stock this time, and don’t let it go The duck with its mouth flew away."

Hearing the word duck, Yumiko laughed, spicy is a real duck.

"Hey, listening to people talking, why are you giggling." Mom said dissatisfied.

"I know, I know, I'm going there, there's no such thing as a horoscope." Yumiko hurriedly said perfunctory.

"Why do you have such a half-dead attitude again... have you done it?" Mom asked in a low voice after carefully looking at Yawata.

Yumiko wiped the dinner plate with a dry rag, and after a moment of silence, she gave a soft "hmm".

"Oh, I finally sent myself out." Mom seemed relieved.

Youzi put the dinner plate on the water filter rack resentfully, thinking to herself, it's not that she didn't want to give it away before, but it's a pity that people don't want it.

"Mum, I used to think about what kind of man you could find in the future with your bad temper. I was so worried. Now I am thinking that as long as it is a man, I will be fine. Hurry up and find me. I am so worried." Mom said with a smile.

Yumiko couldn't help being laughed at, thinking to herself, it's not bad for this guy to play her boyfriend, at least her mother is very happy.

"By the way, when your father comes back from a business trip next week, he will bring Hachiman-kun home for dinner. This is a deadly order. Your father is so worried about you that his hair is turning gray. Can you bear it?"

It is the lease period, which seems to be extended again.

Chapter 8 You guys are surprisingly cute

Yumiko originally wanted to send her mother down, but her mother appointed Hachiman to take up the job, so Yumiko had to complain: "It's true that the mother-in-law likes her son-in-law more and more."

As a result, after Yawata sent Yumiko's mother down, he was stunned by her mother's first words: "Thank you for acting with that fool."

It turned out that Yumiko's mother could tell, well, it's not surprising, after all, she ate decades more than the two of them.

"It's not hard, after all, I received the money, and she just doesn't want you to worry anymore." Hachiman persuaded.

Yumiko's mother smiled and said, "Wouldn't she think that I, a mother, wouldn't know, so I didn't expose it, and, do you know where I saw it?"

Hachiman shook his head.

Yumiko's mother looked at the upstairs floor and said, "Don't look at her vigorous appearance outside, but she is too simple and stubborn emotionally. It should be true that you are classmates in high school. Then you I also understand her attitude towards feelings."

So many years of unrequited love for Ye Shan ended up saying "I'm getting married".

Youzi's mother slightly raised her head and looked at him: "So, how can a silly daughter like me turn around and throw herself into a new relationship? If she is really smart, she won't fall to this point superior."

"You don't need to go so far..." It was so miserable that even Hachiman couldn't help but speak for her.

"Besides, Yumiko doesn't hate you, that's enough, I'm still very optimistic about you." Yumiko's mother turned around and said.

"She has never been nice to me." Hachiman said with a smile.

"If I really hated you, I wouldn't have kept you at home. My daughter is not a casual girl." At this time, Yumiko's mother said with a smile, just as the car came and she was sitting in the car.

"Then, Hikigu-san, I look forward to meeting you again at my house." Then he waved his hand and left.

Hachiman stood there for a long time before complaining: "Ah, I really can't beat this kind of aunt who has a lot of life experience."

She has even seen that the identity she said is actually a fabrication.

"This kind of expectation imposed on others without authorization is really annoying." He lit a cigarette and said.

Knowing that he is a fake, but based on a certain judgment, he still thinks that he is trustworthy, and suppresses the work of comforting his daughter's feelings with a smile.

Alas, compared to such an old fox's mother, Youzi, who has her thoughts written all over her face, is nowhere near 01:30.

Yawata looked at the dark and deserted streets outside the community. In fact, it was very easy for him to resist. Now he just walked away. After all, his contract with Yumiko was just to play her boyfriend with her mother. Although the process was crooked, it was good It was also considered complete, and now he left and didn't owe the other party anything.

Then suddenly there appeared in his mind the appearance of Yumiko curled up after finishing sex with him last night, as if she was so lonely that she was the only one left in the world.

He took a deep breath on half a cigarette, exhaled the smoke ring, and complained: "Damn, I knew I wouldn't be able to get on, this is a big loss."

At first, I thought Yumiko was just lonely like other women and wanted to find a fast food, but I didn't expect to hold the object of longing for so many years, which made him feel full of guilt now.

According to his standards, this kind of woman should never be touched, because it is easy to trap himself if he is not careful.

"Ah, it's a big loss, a big loss." He continued to complain and walked into the apartment.

When he returned to the apartment, he happened to see Yumiko coming out of the bathroom, and he could smell it from a distance, the wet hair had a refreshing smell like sea salt.

This is also her characteristic. Whether it is cosmetics or daily necessities, it is not mainly to show femininity, but to show individuality directly and forcefully.

Probably because Hachiman's eyes stayed there for a long time, she couldn't help covering her neckline tightly, and said, "What's wrong?"

There are actually some ambiguous elements in this sentence, mainly because I was attacked by Ji Cai after waking up this morning, and was harassed by my mother at night, so now I am alone with Yawata again, for fear that he will do something .

Hachiman sat down, with slightly teasing eyes, and said, "Don't worry, I also have professional ethics, as long as you don't allow me, I won't touch a hair of yours."

Yumiko sat down, wiped her golden hair with a towel, twitched the corner of her mouth and said, "That's not what you did last night."

"So I misunderstood last night... Tsk, let's discuss it with you." Hachiman said.

In fact, Yumiko didn't care much at first. After all, it was her problem to bring Hachiman home, and she didn't intend to put this responsibility on him.

"What?" Yumiko asked.

"I did something wrong last night. I will give you a compensation. When is Ye Shan getting married?" he asked.

"...the wedding will be held on the fifth of next month." Yumiko said after a moment of silence.

Hachiman nodded: "Okay, I will attend Hayama's wedding as your boyfriend, and you don't want Hayama to think that without him, you will hide in your nose and cry, of course, including helping you deal with your parents. "

Yumiko looked at him secretly, and said, "Could it be that you feel guilty?"

I felt guilty for taking her first blood by mistake, so I wanted to make amends.

Yumiko burst out laughing, stuffed the pillow into her arms and applauded: "You are unexpectedly cute."

He obviously thought that after so many years, he had already completed becoming the scumbag Neptune, but he didn't expect to feel guilty because of this kind of thing.

How should I put it, it's a little bit of the awkwardness in high school back then, which made her look both strange and familiar.

Hachiman's face was a little uneasy, and he shouted: "It's so noisy, do you promise to give you a refreshment?"

Yumiko smiled lightly, with bright eyes, and after thinking for a while, she said leisurely, "You are in charge of breakfast and dinner."

In fact, after tasting his craft, Yumiko felt that he was actually willing to stay and be a chef, and she was not unacceptable.

"No problem." He said briskly.

"Then you have to do the housework too." Yumiko pushed forward.

"Hehe, I even washed your underwear for you." He said with a sneer.

"I can't help but remember to wash it after doing strange things with my underwear." Yumiko said with a smile, who can't make jokes, how old is she, as if who can't make dirty jokes.

Hachiman suffocated for a while, good guy, he is good at his level.

Ever since, the two sides decided so happily.

It's just that Yumiko didn't ask about Hachiman's affairs after Hayama's wedding.

Because, there is no need to ask.

Chapter 9 will be lonely, not only women~

Ever since, somewhat unexpectedly but logically, Yumiko welcomed the first cohabitant of the opposite sex in her life.

But in fact, she didn't feel too much. After all, Hachiman was too "clean". Compared with cohabitants, she was more like a simple part-time worker.

His cooking skills are very good, and the seasoning style that is biased towards Scandinavian cuisine makes Yumiko, who has only eaten Japanese food since childhood, feel fresh.

But that's all. He is not the warm man or the perfect housekeeper in the comics that Ji Cai occasionally recommends to her. He stays at Youzi's house just to make up for his own mistakes, and cooking is only based on the physical labor of the sheltered person. , In addition, he really didn't intend to touch her at all. It was probably what he himself called professional ethics.

Several times, when she got off work early and returned to the park in front of the apartment, she watched the children after school building sandcastles in the sand pool, looking like an unemployed middle-aged man, but to Yumiko's surprise, he still Swap the cigarettes for the lollipops, and this guy really has a sense of morality in inexplicable places.

A few days passed like this. Once, when I was off work, I went to a convenience store near the community to buy beer. I saw Hachiman wearing a clerk's uniform and cashiering there. When giving him the money, he withdrew [-] yen on the grounds that he had delayed cooking dinner by eating double grain.

Although they are just ordinary days, Yumiko can always dig out some strange things from him, for example, he likes to walk around, maybe it is practicing what she said to use her own eyes to confirm life It is suggested that within a week, he is more familiar with the two or three kilometers around the community than himself.

Occasionally, I don’t want to cook, so I will take her money to treat her to dinner. Sometimes I don’t know which izakaya or a good-tasting fly restaurant.

To be honest, Yumiko usually only orders food delivery to her door, and most of her activities are in the gyms near the community. She never thought that there are so many strange places hidden in the places she thought she was familiar with.

As a professional media person, Yumiko can easily think of whether the more convenient life now is compressing the radius of people's activities in a sense, and even this kind of "compression" is our own. Selected.

Yumiko somewhat understood the reason why Hachiman chose this way of life.

But understanding is understanding, she would definitely not do this, and there are beggars who become emperors, but I have never seen anyone who took the initiative to become a beggar in order to become an emperor.

except him.

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"I don't need to talk about this question anymore. I won't agree. It's not a question of whether I'm jealous or not. It's just that she is not qualified enough to go up."

The phone call after dinner completely shattered her good mood.

"...Okay, let's talk about it at work tomorrow." Yumiko hangs up the phone coldly, and returns to the living room from the balcony. Hachiman is putting the dessert on the table. The fragrance of pumpkin is accompanied by the rich milk flavor , Dispelled some of her boredom just now.

She sat down and picked up the spoon: "I'm starting."

The refreshing sweetness was released on her taste buds. After a hard day's work, being able to eat such a cold dessert almost moved her to tears.

Yumiko held Hachiman's hand seriously and said, "Promise me, don't make this dessert for other women in the future."

Hachiman also said seriously: "Then you pay the patent fee. By the way, the patent will be renewed."

Yumiko was unhappy again, and said depressedly: "You coax me, I will die."

"This is not the style of the invincible Queen Yumiko, have you been bullied by your boss?" Hachiman asked, in fact, Yumiko's phone call just now did not avoid people, and after a little listening, she knew it was a dispute at work.

Youzi walked slowly to the sofa, hugged the back pillow, and put her legs on the glass coffee table without manners, showing her long legs vividly under her hot pants.

"That's right, I was bullied, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , soon to avenge her." Yuiko said coquettishly.

Hachiman stood up excitedly, full of enthusiasm, if the goddess is bullied, then it's okay: "Okay, you can tell me the address, and go to Sajia with a knife, so that the thieves will know what it means when a white knife enters and a red knife exits. "

Yumiko couldn't help laughing, and said, "Forget it, our minister has a problem with his sexual orientation, and he goes to the gym every day, I'm afraid that when you go to the police station to redeem you, you will cry with your butt covered. "