The son-in-law with three surnames is Bi Qigu

"Actually, did you know that Liumei-chan has body odor." Hachiman's expression at the moment was so serious that he seemed to be the invigilator of the examination room.

Immediately, Rumi-chan's face couldn't hold back, she looked at Hachiman, then at Yoshino, and saw Yoshino looking at herself with an unbelievably stunned expression.

Yoshino couldn't help but said, "No wonder, Tsurumi-san doesn't want others to get close to you, it turns out that he has a hidden disease."

"I don't, don't listen to Hachiman's nonsense." Rumi was so anxious that she stopped calling her father, and couldn't help covering her mouth after she finished speaking.

Yoshino looked at the two suspiciously with delicate eyes.

Hachiman said casually: "My family is not big or small, and I used to call my name when I was a child, so that Liumei-chan doesn't want to call me dad now."

Well, every family has their own different customs.

Yoshino nodded: "Well, body odor is not a big deal, so that's why Liu Mei-chan avoids people, and I will definitely not despise her because of this."

What a good boy, really a good boy like Totsuka.

"So, I don't have it." Did things develop in a strange direction?Rumi-chan's cheeks seemed to be on fire.

"Hey, it's okay if it's just body odor, but you're Saika-chan's cousin, so I don't have the heart to lie to you. In fact, besides body odor, Liumei-chan also has a bad stomach. She likes to fart while eating. It's very smelly. Kind of, and sweaty feet, you know, every time after eating, she sits on the sofa and starts to pick her feet, and after picking her feet, she habitually sniffs her nose, hey, you say such a daughter I I am too embarrassed to marry, and I am ready to stay at home for the rest of my life, so don't harm other people's homes."

Hearing that the goddess in my mind is actually a guy who has body odor, often farts and picks his feet, in an instant in the library, under the red sunset, the cold figure with long black hair and long shadows seems to be shattered Into a ground of glass slag.

It's not that he despises this and that, but normal people probably can't stand girls with so many problems. He asked in a trembling voice, "Well, Tsurumi-san, is what your father said true?"

The oncoming question made Liumei silent for a while, and fell into a dilemma, although she wanted to deny that she had no body odor or sweaty feet at the first time, and at the same time, she would not pick her feet, fart...all pink She is a beautiful girl who is so sexy, but if she really said that, Hachiman came up with this strategy to make the other party retreat in the face of difficulties.

But no matter how you look at it, it looks more like Hachiman is persecuting her. The time of 10 seconds can be long or short, and finally Rumi said a little humiliated.

"Yes, she has body odor, likes to fart, has sweaty feet, and likes to smell her feet...a beautiful high school girl."

After admitting all this, Rumi's soul seemed to be pulled away, and this life was meaningless. She leaned on Hachiman's shoulder and kept pushing her head against him.

Hachiman wanted to burst out laughing several times, but he held back in the end, and said to the handsome black-haired boy, "You have also seen that my Liumi-chan is just a child with all kinds of flaws, and he is not a good match for you. The love in love is the process of mutual understanding and mutual disappointment. After knowing everything about each other and not being disappointed enough to bear it, the next step is marriage, so child, just give up here, and I hope you can keep the secret of Liu Meichan, Since you are Caijia's cousin, I think you will be a good boy, right?"

After all, Hachiman breathed a sigh of relief, it's done, although Rumi-chan's soul is about to wither, but the problem is solved anyway, isn't it?

"Actually... I also have a secret." Said the somewhat excited Yoshino-san.

Hachiman tilted his head, not cute.

Yoshino blushed and said, "I actually have odourism, that is, I like to smell all kinds of strange smells, including sweat, feet, body odor and... fart."

Child, you are sick and need to be cured, you know?

Then Yoshino-san looked at Rumi expectantly: "Originally this was the secret I kept deepest in my heart, and I didn't want to tell anyone, but today I saw Tsurumi-san bravely speak out about her shortcomings, Tsurumi-san, you Think about how worthy we are, how many people in this world will be like you and me, one exudes a strange smell, and the other likes to smell it."

Your grandma exudes a strange smell, and Liu Meichan is so rude in her heart. It's unbelievable that there will be such a coincidence in this world. What's even more surprising is that His Royal Highness, a quiet prince, would have such a quirk.

Seeing the girl's surprise, Yoshino-san smiled and said, "Like someone, it's a process of getting to know each other, isn't that what Dad Liumei said?"

Then Rumi pushed Hachiman's shoulder with her head again, you came up with all the bad ideas, now let my old lady get it all done, and then Rumi turned her head away angrily.

"Ah, this, what a coincidence..."

It's off, brother, it's really off now, Hachiman's face suddenly became embarrassed, he said to Rumi with some resentment.

"Hey, Liu Mei-chan, look at who you recruited. Are you that one? Abnormal and weird love physique. Those who like you are all perverts or weird people."

Rumei suppressed her anger and ignored him, just snorted.

Hachiman cleared his throat: "Well, it's not just like that, Rumi-chan... is actually a boy girl."

Yoshino-san's eyes widened, and Hachiman couldn't help but continue to say: "In fact, I always wanted to have a daughter, but Rumi was born as a boy, and then I raised her as a girl. The more beautiful Liu Meichan is, even she herself is unwilling to change back into men's clothes, this guy not only smells all over his body, but also has transvestism, can you accept such a pervert?"

Hachiman is also going all out, Rumi-chan, you have to be patient.

But Yoshino-san widened his eyes, blushed, and said: "What a coincidence, I... I am actually a girl, and my family has always wanted a son, and I have been raised as a girl since I was a child. If you doubt it, I can take off the chest wrap and show it to you."

Hachiman was so angry that he slammed the table heavily, and said, "Why don't you put this here to stack BUFF for me?"

Yoshino blinked innocently: "What are you talking about, Father Liumei?"

Tsk, this kid is more troublesome than imagined, he is a black-bellied bastard, just as Hachiman was thinking whether to throw this bastard directly in Tokyo Bay, and then a phone rang in, it was Shijo Zhenfei, I guess he couldn't find it To the point where he thought he had slipped away.

"I'm going to answer the phone." After saying that, he walked out of the cafe.

As the person concerned, Rumi was about to suffer from internal injuries. Seeing Hachiman go out, she looked at the smiling boy and said softly.

"Yoshino-san, do you know which is my favorite book recently?"

"Which one?" Yoshino asked curiously.

"It's "My Man" by Kazuki Sakuraba, so you understand, right?"

There was a touch of ruthlessness and indifference in Liumei's expression.

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The night sky gradually began to drizzle, and Rumi couldn't help worrying about the condition of Hachiman who went outside to smoke and answer the phone. He was always not very concerned about his body.

Rumi looked at the classmate in front of her lightly, seeing that he was shocked by her words, the girl confirmed that he had read the book just like herself.

If so, it will be easier to talk about it later.

"Please don't pay attention to what Hachiman said just now. It's all his nonsense. The purpose is just to let you stop pestering me... I think you have already seen it." Rumi said calmly, seeing Yoshino-san Nodding his head, in fact, he knew about half of Hachiman's nonsense, but he didn't expose it and continued to talk along with Hachiman's nonsense.

"'I looked up at his face, and my heart sank, and I leaned gently on his shoulder, and my body couldn't help but feel happy'..."

Rumi's soft words concealed obscure meanings. This was a sentence from that book. She thought that Yoshino-san could understand it.

After being stunned for a moment, Yoshino-san said, "When I first saw you in the library, I smelled a breath hovering on the edge of you, a hint of danger. I didn't expect it to be like this. I understand. .”

Sure enough, talking to smart people is fast.

But then Yoshino said: "But don't you worry that I will say it out, then you won't be able to stay in school at all."

It is shocking that the squad leader who has always been a model hides such a secret.

After all, I saw an expression of anticipation and fear on Rumi's face: "You can do this, but you don't want to see Hachiman's appearance when he is angry. At that time, you will really be sunk into Tokyo Bay , literally."

There was a hint of fear on Yoshino's face, but he smiled wryly: "I didn't intend to say it at first, but I see from your expression that you seem to be expecting things to be known?"

Liu Mei shook her head: "I'm not expecting to be known by others, but once I think of Dong Chuang's incident, I can cry on his chest and cry to my heart's content, I think, maybe this is not bad."

Yoshino-san was indeed frightened, and said, "But your life has been ruined, is it worth it?"

Liu Mei looked at him and said with a light smile, "How do you know what my 'life' is?"

Yoshino smiled wryly and nodded: "Understood, I am being self-indulgent. Your values ​​and morals really cannot be judged by ordinary people."

At this time, Hachiman walked back slowly, with a little apology on his semi-decadent and old face, some water droplets on his hair and cheeks, and a faint smell of rain on his suit.

"Sorry, I needed a call back just now for some urgent matters, how are you doing, where did you go?"

Yoshino-san spread his hands and said, "I've already given up. I won't pester Tsurumi-san anymore. Her rank is too high for me to bear. I won't tell anyone what happened today. Seeing as cousin Totsuka For sake, please don't throw me into Tokyo Bay."

Hachiman was a little strange, Ning was still a pervert with a smell addiction and a man-wearing obsession just now, why did he give up within 10 minutes.

Still, it's always a good thing he's willing to give up.

Not staying in the cafe for long, the three of them said goodbye at the door of the cafe.

Although in terms of the destination, Yoshino and Liumei both went to the dormitory together, but Liumei would naturally not go with her at this time, not to mention that Liuhua and Xiaoqian were still staying in the Internet cafe. Looking at his friends who are in trouble together, if he really wants to leave them and go back alone, Liumei himself can't bear it.

After one matter was resolved, Rumi was obviously in a good mood, her steps were light and brisk, but at the moment it was drizzling, and Hachiman did not know where to bring a big red umbrella to cover the girl's head, and her shoulders were wet some.

"What did you tell that Yoshino? I don't think he is a perfunctory person." Hachiman asked curiously. There are not many people who can lie to him.

I saw Liumei showing a faint smile, water drops slowly pouring down from her black waterfall-like hair, her eyebrows were slightly bent downward, and she said with a playful expression: "I don't want to tell you."

Hachiman shook his head and smiled, forget it, anyway, as long as the child tells.

"What should I do now, should I go back to the Internet cafe to find them?" Hachiman asked.

However, the girl did not answer, but walked briskly under the neon light of the drizzle, the round-toed leather shoes and socks were already wet by the rain, but Rumi didn't care, what she enjoyed was the feeling of being alone with Yawata at this moment, more accurately Said that he held an umbrella to cover his feelings.

The two walked slowly to an unknown park, and saw a yellow-spotted feral cat, which seemed to be shivering a little when it was soaked, and it seemed to be another stray cat that no one wanted.

I don't know why, but this scene always makes Hachiman feel that the next moment Rumi will rush to help the stray cat find a place that can shelter from the rain, and then get some food.

If it was Xue Nao, he would definitely do this. That guy's cat slave is so pure that he can't bear the suffering of the cat in front of him.

Rumi gently tugged on Hachiman's sleeve, he wondered if it really came, did his daughter really learn from her mother to the end?

"Hachiman, look." But Rumishi is not a yellow-spotted cat, but a small bird's nest on the tree it shelters from the rain.

"Hachiman, help them, drive away that annoying cat." Rumi continued to pull on Hachiman's sleeve and whispered.

Hachiman looked over carefully, and saw that the stray cat was not sheltering from the wind and rain under the tree, but was trying to climb up the tree. Needless to say, the target, there were a few little sparrows waiting to be fed in the nest.

Liumei couldn't help but said: "Cats are really annoying animals. Obviously they don't eat birds that are good for the urban environment, but they just want to kill them and use them as toys, obviously destroying the ecological chain environment of the city. , turned around but was loved by all human beings, Hachiman, what do you think?"

She raised her head slightly, looked at Hachiman with clean eyes, as if she was looking for some answer, Hachiman slowly put away her umbrella, and said, "I just think you, little girl, are hinting at something."

After all, Hachiman waved his umbrella and pulled the stray cat from the tree. The cat fell to the ground and rolled over deftly. After the person, the fear hidden in his heart quickly took effect, and he quickly disappeared into the grass.

Hey, if he was with Xue Nai, he would pamper this stray cat well, why does he feel a little scornful of himself.

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Hachiman looked at the sparrows on the tree. Seeing that the wild cat had disappeared, the adult sparrows turned around in the shade, as if timidly expressing their kindness.

When he turned around, he saw Rumei standing in front of him looking up at him at some point.

"What's wrong?" Hachiman asked with some disobedience in his heart.

"The smell of rain." The girl said softly.

Hachiman was puzzled, but saw the tip of the girl's nose gently approaching his chest: "Your body smells like rain, it smells good."

"Is it the smell of rain when you're wet?" He couldn't help stroking the water droplets on the girl's cheeks. The budding skin was surprisingly tender and smooth, like tofu just out of the water. It seemed that just touching the girl would stain her.

But in the next moment, Rumi put her arms around Hachiman's waist, as if she was looking for some kind of reassuring presence.

"It would be great if Hachiman is really my father." She sighed faintly.

"What kind of emotion is this?" Hachiman really didn't understand the girl's worry.

Liu Mei pursed her lips from an angle he couldn't see, and said, "Women I don't like can be told to leave in a fair manner."

"Your dream is really a bit grand." Hachiman smiled but did not blame, slowly feeling the weight of the girl in his arms, with a warm feeling.

But soon he patted Liumei on the head and said, "Hurry up and go back, I'm afraid they'll be waiting... The little girl is so good that she doesn't want to imitate her, who is she imitating when she curls her lips at every turn?"

Hachiman softly reprimanded Rumi, and gently pushed Rumi away, but the girl quickly took his hand.

After dispelling the doubts in his heart today, the squad leader is much more frank than usual.

"We will hold a parent meeting next month. I don't need to inform my parents. Are you coming?"

"Hehe, your homeroom teacher Hiratsuka-sensei is very familiar, you just kill me."

"There are still two days before we go back from Tokyo. I have visited Tokyo well, and I can sneak out when organizing activities."

"I should be able to find time to come out, but you don't act on your own, tell the teacher."

"I heard from Liuhua that the follow-up plot of the TV series already has a clue, so I'm really looking forward to it."

"I think if you continue to shoot that shitty film, sooner or later you will cut off my head and say something like we will never be apart again." Hachiman couldn't help complaining.

Suddenly, Hachiman noticed that Rumi was looking at him with an inexplicably loving expression, a little creepy, and he patted Rumi on the head lightly.

"Little girl, study hard and study hard to get into college, so you will be outstanding in the future, you know?"

"Obviously I also entered the university through the back door?"

"Then I'm considered outstanding!" Hachiman argued.

"Doesn't this prove that human relationship is more important than ability in this country?"

Who is this kid? It's so realistic that it's not cute at all.

Hachiman took Rumi and walked slowly back to the Internet cafe. At this point in time, a 40-year-old girl like Yawata dragging a high school girl, generally speaking, this combination would not make people think of a father and daughter, but rather... ....

While thinking this way, a group of fat uncles and young girls wearing masks came across from them, and the fat uncles looked at Hachiman with an ambiguous smile.

Ouch, you too....

Yours is not bad either...

After such a specious exchange of information, after the two sides passed each other, Rumi said flatly: "They thought I was a girl who worked as a father."

"I'm warning you, don't easily tease a man who is full of blood." Hachiman warned.