The son-in-law with three surnames is Bi Qigu

Yui couldn't help him with the campaign, but he didn't want to be a stumbling block either.

"If you have, just give birth, why think so much."

Hachiman said very "irresponsibly".

"You're just talking about it, it's not that simple, idiot." Yuyi let out a coquettish voice, and walked away a little angrily.

I'm not just lip service, Miss Yui.

Hachiman shrugged his shoulders, and saw his younger sister approaching with hurried footsteps.

"Why, do you want to have a baby too?"

"?"

When Komachi typed "?", it didn't feel that there was something wrong with Komachi himself, but rather that you, brother ghost, had something wrong with your brain.

"Brother, you exploded."

"You blew up on Twitter."

Hachiman tilted his head, took out his mobile phone and opened his Twitter. Now, even an old man in his 70s or [-]s knows how to open an officially certified account on Twitter to speak out.

But to be honest, at their age, even if there is a Twitter account, it is still managed by the operation team. They don't even know whether they remember the Twitter logo or not.

Hachiman naturally also has a Twitter account, and it has been officially certified, but he does not have an operation team, just like a personal account, just posting some irrelevant trivia, which in itself is relatively rare.

After all, in the current era of Internet surfing per capita, Twitter is an important channel for politicians to express their political opinions.

This is also a proof for the outside world to judge Yawata's amateur congressman. Although everyone knows that this kind of thing is superficial, you should do it anyway.

Posting such dead house speeches as "Sister Blade prprpr", "Toei Pig Farm", "Is the little secretary getting fat again", "Reiwa Yiqi is here?", "Don't break my husband", it is really Very stupid.

But Hachiman enjoyed it.

"Let's see, why did it blow up." His Twitter has been consistent for ten years, and the number of followers has not exceeded a thousand.

【Exciting news!The most disrespectful congressman Hiki Valley Hachiman was photographed at the fireworks display and a new idol KISS]

Hachiman opened it, and it was the photo Isshiki put on Hachiman's face that night, but I don't know if the sneak photographer was too far away, the photo was blurry, and I could only vaguely think it should be Hachiman and Isshiki.

It just happens to be between "a picture at the beginning, the story depends entirely on making up" and "stone hammer".

But this does not prevent a large number of troopers from twitter from pouring in and blasting him into the sky with the speed of the first universe.

And the ingredients are complex.

Some sarcasm said: "As expected of the most disrespectful member of parliament, I will personally implement my political platform."

Some gloated: "I'm afraid I'm going to kneel down to ants at night, I heard it's because of my wife's son-in-law?"

Some fish in troubled waters: "@fiancee give him up, I'll steal a battery car to support you.JPG"

Fans with one color: "Hikigaya Hachiman, NMSL, return my pure and lovely Isshiki."

There is also a back-and-forth: "Isshiki, promise me, is your mouth **** okay?"

There was also a large number of people eating melons, his Twitter has never been so lively.

He thought about it, and sent a new tweet: "fake news."

Seeing his response, he immediately followed dozens of replies, and the number of replies rose to the naked eye as soon as he refreshed.

After all, the legalization of polygamy that he said a few days ago is still hot, and it has even been searched. Although sand sculpture netizens are all fish's memories, they will not be forgotten within two days.

Moreover, Isshiki itself is somewhat famous in the Kanto area.

Various reasons caused his twitter to explode instantly.

He turned off the phone, shooed away the curious Komachi, and then patted the bedding with a duster.

Back in the living room, I took out a pot of iced oolong tea from the refrigerator and drank a large cup to drive away the summer heat.

Mom went to take a nap, Yui was washing the ingredients for the evening, Komachi was playing a mobile game, and two of them were still playing chess.

This kind of atmosphere is really hypnotic. He stretched his waist and yawned, turned on his phone again, and looked through the posts below. There were just as many abuses, but there were a lot more playful brats.

Only a handful of people are analyzing the authenticity of that photo.

It can be seen that most people don't care about the truth of the matter.

After all, it takes time to sort out the ins and outs of things from fragmented information.

How can I eat melons?

As for the truth, who cares.

Is it that the melons are not sweet or the melon farmers are not ripe?

So Hachiman decided to give them more fun.

Posted another tweet: "No, no one will really give up seeing Saori because of Sakura Ayane, no no no no no no no no no no no Will."

Then attach a photo, this photo is some years old, probably preserved when they were in college.

On the grass, Hachiman was resting on Yukino's lap, and the girl was wearing a beige sweater.

Then Hachiman took a picture of her looking up.

As a result, he went straight up to the sky, which made him feel lonely.

He named this photo "Snow under the Snow", and he has collected it for a long time and cherishes it very much.

Chapter 9 Sister, he will leave you alone

Hachiman had just tweeted "Yue Shishita Xue" on Twitter, when he heard the movement in the living room, he immediately ran out of the house without saying a word.

Xue Nai behind stood at the door and shouted: "If you have the ability to post photos, don't run away if you have the ability."

He turned around, and Miss Xue Nai was holding the phone with her teeth gritted.

Slightly, non-stop: "Didn't you peek at my Twitter."

Xue Nai was so angry with this guy that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. She just wanted to catch up and beat him up. This rookie with sluggish limbs is no match for him.

But in the next moment, he strung into the alley and disappeared.

Standing there, Xue Nai laughed angrily at him: "Hmph, after all, it's the place where I grew up."

Hachiman slipped to a nearby park and watched a few kids playing in the sand, looking very much like unemployed middle-aged people.

Turning on Twitter, the popularity of his account gradually fermented, and there were only a few hundred replies to the original "fake news" tweet.

When it comes to self-explosive XP, it will soon rise to thousands, which is actually normal. The original blurred photo is more like a headline party, and it can’t be hammered.

All that's left is to watch him live.

[Is it popular to lure dogs in and kill them now? 】

[Sakura Dafa is good! 】

[Thinking about the rest of my life, I have to sleep with thumbtacks every day....The rice in my hand suddenly smells delicious, hahahaha]

【Heh, I only use XB to measure a woman's crumbs. 】

Hachiman's vanity was greatly satisfied.

No matter how sour you are, I am the only one who can touch Yukino Yukino's thigh.

But an even stronger catalyst is yet to come.

[Yukinoshita Yukino@Yukinoshita Yukino: Hiki Valley Hachiman, come back to me! 】

[The Lord has appeared! ! ! 】

[Chairman Dumb is afraid that he will kneel down to an ant at night wwwww]

As soon as Xue Nai's authenticated account appeared, there was a lot of booing from below.

Hachiman turned to the homepage, and as expected, there was a trending topic about him that went up step by step.

#The Most Despicable Member of Parliament Dislikes His Fiancee Taiping#

#流民汉人的美丽婚妻妻#

Next, Hachiman used the Jiugongtu to post many photos of Yukino's life in succession.

[Hikigaya Hachiman@Hikigaya Hachiman: This is my fiancee and boss. 】

There are photos of drooling in sleep, and there are photos of serious meetings in small suits.

There are also photos of making coffee at the cat cafe.

It almost records her time trajectory from high school to graduation to opening a store.

Every time, there was a faint smile on her delicate face.

[Yukinoshita Yukino @Yukinoshita Yukino: Idiot........】

Not long after Yawata sent this tweet, Yukino replied again.

【Modama】

【I'm stuffed】

[This dog food is so sweet that I lose my teeth. 】

It took half a day from the original denunciation to the current posting of the wife.

His fans unknowingly increased to more than 3 to [-].

Because of Yukino's attitude, the authenticity of that photo is self-defeating, although it is indeed true.

However, who cares.

Is Xue Nai not beautiful enough, or is the dog food not sweet enough?

As the popularity of hot searches ferments, the number of fans is estimated to increase.

Yawata turned off the phone piaically, hummed a little song, went to the supermarket to buy some popsicles and went home.

When I got home, there was a faint smell of bone broth from the kitchen.

Xue Nai stood at the door and gave him a blank look, then went back to the kitchen to cook.

Then I saw Yui stretching his mouth, very sour: "Huh, I just stared at Twitter and couldn't help laughing, but now I'm pretending again, heh heh."

Hachiman couldn't help laughing, and touched Yui's head: "Sorry, I wronged you."

Yui blinked: "This is an unspoken agreement, the child's father."

He reconfirmed that no matter what, he was very happy now.

Even in the future, Xue Nai discovered the truth about her father's death...

Soon, Sand Sculpture netizens found out after looking through his previous Twitter records.

This guy is still a dead house.

"Obviously a dead house, I actually became a Neon councilor and have a beautiful flat-chested rich fiancée"

What is this, this shit is a light novel.

In their imagination, the distance between Hachiman and them suddenly shortened a lot.

After all, compared to the high-ranking congressman on Twitter, this guy is either posting his wife or posting delicious food, or he is spraying animation and licking his Two-dimensional wife.

There is no serious political information, it is a clear stream.

Not long after, Hachiman added a photo of Yukino wearing an apron and a long single ponytail making soup with plain hands in the kitchen.

Sand sculpture netizens really only have lemon fruit on the lemon tree, and you and me under the lemon tree.

Hachiman stretched his waist and turned off the phone.

That's it.

The so-called Twitter operation, the first step is to narrow the distance with the target group.

In actual operation, it is a stand-alone character design, and only a character design that can directly reach the fans' minds can communicate with them better.

The night was getting darker, but it was still brighter than Qigu's house.

It was rare for the son and daughter-in-law (two) to come back, and the house suddenly became more lively.

This family has the habit of watching TV news while eating.

[The Chiba Liberal Democratic Party and the important faction Jin Jiangsha held a meeting today to expel the recent party critic Hachiman Hachiman from the party. Mr. Hakkata Jun expressed regret for this, and expressed that he was not worried that the proportion of Liberal Democratic Party seats in the county assembly would be affected accordingly. change. 】