my monster girlfriends

"Meow woo woo!"

"Okay, let's go... just go out and have a rub..."

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① ticket!

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.7 Lazy cats and lazy shit shovelers

So we went to buy cat food together.

There are many people on the street, including grandparents, grandparents, and junior high school students who have just finished their evening self-study, carrying backpacks, and their footsteps are pattering.

It's eight o'clock in the evening, and the supermarket closes at 09:30, so I went to buy cat food first and then went to eat.

Bai Yin pushed the pickup truck, and Zhongbai was lying on his stomach inside, with his paws overlapping and his furry chin resting on it.

Walking to the shelf: "What flavor do you want to eat this time?"

"Meow woo woo—"

Zhongbai lazily raised a paw.

"Reject, this is very expensive." Bai Yin was very ruthless.

His salary in the Countermeasure Bureau has not yet been paid, and last month, Bai Ma often forgot about the funds for her precious son again... so this month has to be tight.

Otherwise, he wouldn't help Brother Liu bring food home, and he wouldn't even call him Dad.

The lazy Baiyin hates extravagance, and even more hates repetitive work.

That's why he likes Zhongbai very much, because this cat is also very lazy, a lazy owner and a lazy cat go well together.

"Meow woo woo—" Zhong Bai's cry became a little louder.

"You can't even beg me, money is something you can't get." Bai Yin said, "Unless you promise to be cute on the street and let passers-by masturbate for ten yuan a time."

Zhongbai let out a cry of refusal. Cats also have dignity. They refused to sell themselves, and they also refused high-end cat food.

Five minutes later, Bai Yin went out with a bag of selected cat food, and Zhongbai lay on his shoulder.

Cats are always well-balanced, and this cat from Baiyin's family seems to be better than ordinary cats.

Bai Yin's shoulders are not thick, but Zhong Bai still squats there steadily, like some kind of lifelike shoulder ornaments, and occasionally rubs his cheek against Bai Yin's ear.

Although Baiyin holds cat food in his hand, for cats, cat food is essentially a "snack". It is okay to eat it once in a while, and it is also nutritious enough to eat as a meal, but after a long time, the mood of cats There will be some problems.

Anyone who has ever shoveled shit knows that when cats are in a bad mood, something should go wrong with your cell phone, glass or ID card...

If you are lucky, you can find them in a certain corner; if you are unlucky, maybe you will meet them next time in the toilet... or you will find them after going to the toilet.

"The raw meat in the supermarket is all sold out..." Baiyin said to himself, "Or should I go to the steamed stuffed bun shop for some?"

As mentioned above, there is a pork bun shop not far from Bai’s house. When making buns, they often use freshly killed fat pigs, which have a good reputation because of their conscientious portions and excellent flavors.

Bai Yin likes the taste of this store very much, so he often comes to buy it. While waiting, he chats with the owner or the owner's wife, talking nonsense, coming and going, and the relationship is pretty good.

Seeing that Bai Yinchang is so handsome and well-spoken, if he passes by this time, if he thinks about it, he can also ask for a piece or two of pork.

"... Forget it, it's not appropriate to come to the door at night."

Bai Yin rubbed Zhongbai's head, "Let's have some cooked food with me today."

"Meow woo woo—"

The cat made a cry of approval.

After walking for a few minutes, I came to a smoky barbecue stall.

Anyone who has lived in one place for several years can find out the delicious restaurant or stall next to the house, let alone Baiyin.

With his communication skills, he can even establish good relations with all the shopkeepers by the way, and offer some discounts or something...

Bai Yin walked straight to the side of the stall, greeted him familiarly, and said, "Stir fry a portion of noodles, grill half a fish, no chili."

The owner of this stall is a middle-aged man about 40 years old, with a cropped head and a big belly. When he saw Bai Yin coming, he smiled and said, "Hey, how do you order fish? Don't you hate eating fish?"

Bai Yin really hates eating fish, not because he doesn't like the taste of fish, but because he is a very lazy person, so he hates this kind of food that has to be picky...

In the same way, he also hates foods such as crabs, crayfish, and snails.

Not to mention, Bai Yin still has the habit of watching the news while eating. In this case, eating fish, if one is not careful... it will be a crime.

"The fish is for it to eat." Bai Yin pointed to the cat on his shoulder.

"Having a cat and still being so squeamish? Why don't you just feed some leftovers?"

Bai Yin smiled and said nothing, Zhongbai let out a cry of resistance.

"Okay, you find a place to sit first, and I'll pick a big one for you." The stall owner said, sprinkled cumin on the skewers in hand, "I'll send them to you right away, and I won't pay for the noodles. "

"Oh." Bai Yin raised his eyebrows, "Old rules... I eat for at least 10 minutes?"

"Hey, it's just that junior high school students are out of school now." The stall owner smiled treacherously, "Girls passing by see you eating here, so they have to come and order two skewers anyway, right? Aren't these all repeat customers... If you are not enough, I will come again Here you go, free, free."

"All right." Bai Yin said sincerely, "With your business sense, doing this is really throwing money in the cesspit—maggot money (Qu Cai)..."

From the conversation between the two, we can clearly know that this kind of dirty deal is definitely not the first time...

Borrow a sentence that appeared in a famous book beginning with a golden word: Entrusted by others, it must be the last thing.

Now that the boss had given him a discount, Bai Yin chose a conspicuous place to sit down, and conveniently put the cat on the table—of course, it would be inappropriate in an unfamiliar place, but here, it's not that big of a deal The rules are over.

Thinking about it carefully, the boss's words are actually quite reasonable... It is early spring, everything is recovering, the moonlight is beautiful, and the wind is gentle, it is the season that easily touches the heart.

At this time, a beautiful boy like Bai Yin is sitting on the side of the road, chomping on supper while teasing a cute cat, and the night breeze sends the scent to the opposite side of the street... Such a scene can already satisfy the imagination of many ignorant girls In the first love scene.

Their money...of course it's easy to earn.

Bai Yin didn't want to get to the bottom of why the boss knew so much about the girl's mind, was it because the girl he had a crush on back then was also seduced by a beautiful boy like Bai Yin who came out for supper... He raised his head, looked at the stars in the sky, and raised his phone , took a photo.

Bingtang: [Photo.jpg]

Sydney: [? 】

Bingtang: [The night sky here. 】

Sydney: [You can't see stars in the sky in the city, it's not as beautiful as mine. 】

Bingtang: [You are over there, of course the sky over there is beautiful, do I have the honor to take a look? 】

Sydney: 【Photo.jpg】

Bingtang: 【Choose the most beautiful angle and the most beautiful scene when taking pictures. 】

Sydney: [I have chosen the angle for a long time, this is the best stargazing point. 】

Bingtang: [The most beautiful scene refers to you. 】

Sydney: [...Refused, I don't like taking selfies either. 】

Bingtang: [Tsk, what a pity. 】

…It’s Miss Yukiko’s excuse that she doesn’t like taking selfies.

The real reason is that if Xueli really sends her current photo, our Baiyin will see... the girl's cheeks that are so red that they are about to bleed.

As bright as a peach blossom.

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.8 Mo De Feeling·Bai Yin

Chatting with Xueli was very pleasant.

In the past, Bai Yin actually didn't understand why some people would be immersed in the behavior of "phone burning".

For him, things like "dialogue" are essentially "tasks" and the like, for example, you need ten wild wolf teeth, I will collect them, and then you will give me experience rewards;

Another example is that if you need physical satisfaction, I will find you some cucumbers or eggplants, or take off your belt and go to battle in person. After the matter is over, you will give me a certain amount of money...

The same is true for conversations, I talk to you for a purpose, satisfy your needs through words, and then you feel fulfilled and give me something in return, tangible or intangible.

It's such a simple thing.

But now, he realizes that it turns out that talking with people can also be very interesting... It's not because "the other party is useful to him", it's simply "interesting".

It wasn't until the delicious fried noodles were served that Bai Yin bid farewell to Xueli, sent a line "Let's talk in the evening", and turned off the screen.

Then he realized... at some point, there was someone more beside him.

——The person who secretly ate the grilled fish he ordered for the cats at home.

Miss Miao Wuwu put the crispy fish skin into her lips, and chewed it, she turned her head sideways, her eyes seemed to be shining:

"Is it over?"

"……when did you come?"

"It's been a long time." Miao Wuwu shrugged, "I went shopping with my family at night, and when I saw you here, I wanted to come over to say hello to you... Who knew you didn't look up at all? When did classmate Bai Have you become an internet addict too?"

Bai Yin didn't answer Miao Wuwu's question, and cast a sideways glance: "Then you ate my grilled fish?"

"Which one of us is with whom? What's yours is mine. I'll treat you to grilled fish tomorrow!"

"But I ordered this fish for the cats at home."

"Big man, big man, I am also a cat, and cats are all family members."

"...Have you obtained its consent?"

"It's okay, isn't the owner here? The cat you raise belongs to you. If you let it go east, it will never go west!"

Bai Yin sighed, and really didn't want to continue on this topic.

He looked around, "Speaking of which, where's the cat?"

"How do I know?" Miao Wuwu said, "What does it look like? Maybe I saw it just now."

When she asked this question, she stopped her chopsticks and stared straight at Bai Yin with glowing eyes, as if she was quite interested in this topic.

"I think...the ears are relatively small."

"Uh-huh."

"Flax hair, very soft."

"Hmm."

"He's on the small side."

"Forehead……"

"From my aesthetic judgment, it's a pretty cute cat... By the way, what's your expression?"

"Ahem." Miao Wuwu clasped her fists with both hands, resting her elbows on the table to cover the corners of her raised lips, "I think of something happy."

"what happened?"

"My wife gave birth...it hurts!"

Covering his forehead, tears welled up: "Why did you hit me with a bag of cat food?"

"Because I didn't bring any books with me when I went out today."

"Is this the point!?"

Miao Wuwu rubbed her head, "You can't find your cat, don't you worry?"

"It's not a big problem." Bai Yin said, "A cat is this kind of creature. The more you want to keep it by your side, the more it will run away. The better you treat it, the more it will push you... It's better to reward and punish it. Clearly, you can rub your head or slap your hands; even if you run away, when it gets tired from playing, it will come back by itself."

Miao Wuwu blinked, and showed her little tiger teeth angrily: "Is this why you hit me on the head when you have nothing to do?!"

"...I mean cats."

"I am a cat!"

"Oh... whatever you want..."

Bai Yin was really too lazy to talk to Miao Wuwu, picked up the chopsticks, and ate the fried noodles.

It's a pity that Miao Wu Wu Wei is not the kind of girl who will give up talking to her if she is not talked to... She is the kind who can talk to herself for a long time.

So she said: "You haven't answered me yet, you were so involved in the conversation just now, who are you talking with?"