Experience Xue Nai's life at the beginning, I am not a human anymore

Just like the energetic prison guard yelling "Come on, cook!", all the prisoners in the prison began to get nervous, as if there was a big misunderstanding.

Yumiko Miura was excited and apprehensive. She actually knew that her inferences were absurd, but there were more and more real cases happening around her.

She has never seen the honey badger far away in the prairie, so she can think that it is a script written by the program team.

But the huskies from Kawashima Ami’s family, the penguins from the Penguin House, and the dancing parrots from Kashiwazaki Hoshina’s house...

"No, no, I really thought too much. How could such absurd things in novels happen?"

Yumiko Miura shook her head, and smiled self-deprecatingly, it seemed that because of Yukinoshita Yukino's incident, she made herself crazy.

Chapter 133 The Genius Mahjong Kitten

Miura Yumiko thought wildly for a while, then continued to wander around with Uehara Takuya.

Coincidentally, not long after one person and one cat left, a couple ran over with surprised expressions.

After a brief conversation with them, Miura Yuiko learned that the cat was raised by the other party, and they also opened the phone album and took out a lot of photos to prove it.

"Thank you so much little girl, my husband and I searched for [Inujiro] for more than an hour, and almost thought it was stolen..."

After listening to Yumiko Miura's retelling of what happened earlier, the couple bowed gratefully.

"Wait, this cat's name is... [Inujiro]?" The girl was more concerned about this.

Uehara Taku also put on a puzzled face.

The man smiled embarrassedly: "Yes, because I like Caucasian dogs very much, but I dare not keep this kind of fierce dog in the urban area, for fear of making mistakes."

"So you specially raised a cat and named it a dog to fulfill your wish?" Miura Yuiko's expression became even weirder.

"Yes."

The two sides chatted for a while, and Yumiko Miura refused the other party's reward.

But before she left, she exchanged contact information with the couple.

Because she really likes this clever little white cat, and she plans to come and have a look at it sometime in the future.

Uehara Takuya was quietly hugged by that man, anyway, today's experience is almost over, even if he is going to someone's house he doesn't know, he doesn't care much.

Just when he actually came to the couple's bedroom, he was shocked on the spot.

Even though he is a cat now, he still opened his mouth slightly in surprise.

In front of him is a glass display case more than one meter high, which is filled with the special characters he is familiar with.

"Taro, Seven, that lord, and Kamen Rider Ryuki..."

Takuya Uehara watched with excitement.

There are two full floors of glass display cabinets, all of which are filled.

"It's too much money."

He sighed in his heart.

He once thought that one day in the future, he would also set up such a glass display cabinet at home, and then fill it with all kinds of favorite figures.

But later his parents took him to a friend's house to visit, and it happened that the male owner of that family also liked to buy handmade, and there were other people who brought their children to visit at that time.

Takuya Uehara saw with his own eyes that little brat kept begging the other party, and successfully got a Strike Freedom Gundam figure.

Then it was damaged by that little kid...

He still remembers the man trembling with anger.

As someone who also likes figurines, his blood pressure rose unconsciously just by seeing such a picture.

So he didn't dare to think about the mood of the host at that time.

Uehara Taku also stood in front of the display cabinet for a long time, and he turned around and came to the computer desk after his eyes were full.

The male owner of this family just turned on the computer and played two games, and now he doesn't know what to do. The interface on the screen is a mahjong game, and the words [You Lost] are displayed right above it.

At the bottom are the options of [One More Hand] and [Return to the Lobby].

He knows that mahjong is very popular here, and some manufacturers have released many restricted-level mahjong games.

He also played a mahjong game called "Sparrow Soul" before.

Uehara Takuya meowed a few times outside the house, but the sound of TV programs came from the living room, as well as the unrestrained laughter of the hostess.

It should be because I saw a fun variety show.

Seeing that no one came in for a long time, he jumped onto the seat, manipulated the mouse with the cat's claw very unskillfully, and clicked [Play again].

There is a famous saying on the Internet: You never know whether the person playing games with you is a human or a dog.

Obviously this sentence is wrong.

Because now it's cats who play the game.

Mahjong is very skillful, and veterans will count and record cards specially, but luck is also a very important part.

Uehara Takuya was lucky today, he won five games in a row, so he decided to give up as soon as he saw a good deal.

He heard footsteps just behind him, and when he turned his head, he saw the man standing behind the chair dumbfounded.

"It's because I've played too much mahjong recently, have I hallucinated?"

The other party was dazed for a while, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and made sure that his game currency balance had nearly doubled, then he turned around and shouted at his wife in the living room: "Keiko, you should know that I never lie, right? "

"So?" came the lazily voice of the hostess from the living room.

"Our [Inujiro] can play mahjong, he seems to be better at mahjong than mine!"

"..."

Arriving at school the next day, Uehara Taku also noticed that the blonde girl in the class had been absent-minded.

Even when it was the end of get out of class time, the other party was still in a state of being absent-minded. Even when Kawashima Ami talked to her, it took her a few seconds to react.

"Did you not sleep well last night?" Ami Kawashima seemed puzzled.

"I'm fine." Yumiko Miura smiled, looking dazed.

She really didn't sleep well.

It wasn't because of nightmares or anything like that, but after she got home last night, on a whim, she searched for the topic of [Spiritual Qi Recovery] on the Internet.

Originally, she only posted a post in the forum out of boredom.

Unexpectedly, the response from netizens was very enthusiastic. All kinds of theories and conjectures were put forward by those idle netizens who had nothing to do, and Yumiko Miura was stunned.

Of course, if there are too many people discussing it, it will go wrong.

When Yumiko Miura turned to the back floor last night, she found that everyone was already discussing whether humans could awaken superpowers.

"How can there be superpowers in this world..."

She scoffed at this.

But after reading the post for too long, she didn't sleep well, and she kept repeating all kinds of messy speculations from netizens in her mind.

This is what she looks like when she wakes up in the morning.

At this time, she noticed Uehara Takuya's gaze not far away, and she was overjoyed instinctively, and then she got up with a straight face and came to the other party: "Bastard Uehara, why are you staring at me?"

When she was talking, she hugged her chest specially, her eyes were arrogant.

Whenever she poses like this in front of other students, it always arouses a feeling of awe in those timid students.

Of course, Takuya Uehara was not in awe, and smiled casually: "I just saw you in a daze, which is completely opposite to your usual image, so I was a little curious."

"So, you've been paying attention to me too?" Yumiko Miura still had a straight face.

"I still watch it occasionally."

"Oh? Aren't you going to see your Yukinoshita?" The jealousy in her tone was almost overflowing.

Uehara Takuya glanced around, the students were chatting about their own things, Miura Yumiko lowered her voice specially, of course no one would pay attention to this side.

However, some girls in the class who are in love with brains still can't help but sneak a peek.

Miura Yuiko obviously realized that she had said the wrong thing, her cheeks flushed slightly, and she snorted, "Do you know why I called you an asshole?"

"Why?" Takuo Uehara was also very cooperative.

The girl's bright eyes stared at him: "Let me ask you another question first, what should I do if the magpie bridge on Qixi Festival breaks?"

"what?"

Uehara Taku was also a little confused, what is the relationship between these two things?

But looking at Miura Yuiko's cold face, he still tentatively answered: "Then use Naiheqiao to make up for it?"

The girl laughed loudly: "Look, that's why I called you an asshole!"

"I didn't understand at all, okay..." Uehara Taku couldn't help complaining.

"It means that your way of thinking is different from ordinary people, and it is easy for me to think of someone who makes me very uncomfortable!" Miura Yuiko moved closer, and her voice became much quieter, "The most important thing is, I don't I like the rumors in the school."

Takuya Uehara nodded: "Who are you thinking of? Yukino?"

Hearing him call Yukinoshita Yukino's name directly, the sourness in Miura Yumiko's eyes became more obvious: "No, it's Kashiwazaki Hoshina."

"Wait, don't you have a good relationship with Senna?"

"It's good, but not particularly good."

Yumiko Miura said something that he couldn't understand.

In fact, it was because Kashiwazaki Sena rejected her proposal to join forces against Yukino.

After what happened in the health room that day, she took the initiative to find Kashiwazaki Xingna and expressed that she wanted to cooperate with him.

What she didn't expect was that Kashiwazaki Senna smiled proudly at that time: "Why do I need to join hands with you when it's just under the snow? I can smother you two to death with just my chest."

At that time, Yumiko Miura almost twisted her nose...

Chapter 134 If You Are Threatened by Senna, Just Blink

Miura Yumiko obviously had a lot of depression in her heart, she kept talking to Uehara Takuya about class, and then reluctantly left.

During this period, Taku Uehara was basically in the audience, and he would only speak when he needed to speak occasionally.

After expressing the annoyance in her heart, Miura Yuiko's complexion improved a lot, but the title "Bastard Uehara" should not be avoided.

"Now I have won the titles of bastard and pervert... Oh, Yang Nai still has a few weird titles."

Takuya Uehara propped his chin up, thinking that after he graduated from high school, he might not be able to count the nicknames he gained in his lifetime, right?

After eating lunch at noon, he just returned to the classroom after having nothing to do, when he saw a few boys gathered together by his seat, they seemed to be chatting.

But the male student in the innermost place was crying, probably in a bad mood.

As soon as Uehara Takuya passed by, someone immediately waved at him: "Hey, Uehara, how does it feel to date Yukinoshita?"

"Are you talking about this?"

"No, we're talking about Naito." The man who spoke pointed to the male student with a gloomy face next to him, "He made a mistake yesterday, and today he will be punished for cleaning the swimming pool alone."

"Yeah, he's so stupid, he jumped the electric shaker at the door of the staff office... It's the one that's been very popular on the Internet recently, but the teacher saw it."

Others are also happy.

Uehara Takuya also nodded: "Actually, this is not a punishment. If there are people from other classes who happen to be taking swimming lessons, then he will be able to admire the beautiful girls in swimsuits alone."

"what?"

Everyone's face changed suddenly.

The boy who was depressed before was also taken aback, and then became excited: "Yeah, why didn't I think of this? I suddenly felt that the punishment given to me by the teacher was too good... No! I should be grateful to the teacher."

The others hurriedly said: "Naito, we are good friends, right? Since you are in trouble, we have to help, and I will clean the swimming pool."

"Don't even think about it!" The boy left happily.

Everyone sighed: "Uehara, why didn't you say this earlier? If you said it earlier, we could join him in advance."

Takuya Uehara said lightly: "Are you guys stupid? How can there be swimming lessons recently?"

Everyone was stunned again: "Then you just now..."