Experience Xue Nai's life at the beginning, I am not a human anymore

There is also SpongeBob SquarePants that everyone is very familiar with. When it practices calligraphy, its font is obviously called sponge body.

"The business of the Penguin Pavilion is not as hot as before, Takuya." Kashiwazaki Senna's voice brought him back from his thoughts.

He smiled casually: "That's for sure. The reason why it was so popular at the beginning was because many people wanted to see those magical penguins with their own eyes. Now that their novelty has passed, naturally they won't pay attention anymore."

Hoshina Kashiwazaki stared at the penguin without blinking: "If I have enough pocket money, then I will definitely find the Penguin Museum to cooperate in making a new version of "Penguins of Madagascar."

"Then you have to go to DreamWorks Animation to buy the copyright first." Uehara Takuya interjected.

"That's why I said that I need enough pocket money."

Kashiwazaki Sena waved her hands indifferently, and thought to herself: "But I definitely won't take pictures by myself, after all, I can't communicate with the penguins. If they can't obey my arrangement, then even if I have three heads and six arms It’s useless, maybe they’ll blow out a cerebral thrombosis.”

"Do you think you are Nezha?" Miura Yuiko walked over slowly.

"You still know Nezha?" Uehara Takuya turned his head in surprise.

Yumiko Miura gave him a blank look: "Takuya Uehara, it seems that you don't know that my academic performance is good at all? Although Nezha is a character in the fairy tales of Huaguo, I have seen related stories on the Internet anyway. knowledge, and I have memorized them all.”

"So powerful?" Uehara Taku also looked surprised.

Yumiko Miura was very helpful to this, and snorted arrogantly: "Of course, even if you want to use Nezha's knowledge to test me now, I can easily answer it."

"If you say that, then I really have a question for you."

Takuya Uehara suddenly looked solemn: "As we all know, Nezha has three heads and six arms. According to Xing Nai's statement just now, if Nezha got a cerebral thrombosis because of the penguin's disobedience, does Nezha have cerebral thrombosis in one head, or three? Heads?"

Yumiko Miura: "..."

Kawashima Ami laughed outrageously from the sidelines.

The two questions about cats have nine lives and Pinocchio made her realize Takuya Uehara's strange brain circuit.

So she learned to be smart later.

As long as Uehara Taku also showed a state of possible "illness", she would immediately pretend not to hear.

In this way, Uehara Takumi would not be able to affect her mood.

Miura Yuiko obviously didn't understand this truth, the smile on her face gradually disappeared, and she stared at Uehara Takuya with a look of looking at a fool.

Although she didn't speak, her eyes clearly showed that she was asking: Are you stupid?

"I don't think Nezha will have a cerebral thrombosis." At this time, Kashiwazaki Hoshina's voice sounded.

Yumiko Miura and Ami Kawashima turned their heads at the same time, and the former asked wonderingly, "Are you really thinking?"

Kashiwazaki Hoshina smiled awkwardly: "Because my grades are not bad."

Uehara Taku also became interested: "Oh? Then what do you think?"

Kashiwazaki Xingna said confidently: "I have heard some stories about Nezha. His body is made of lotus root, right? According to the knowledge in books, lotus root is very rich in vitamin C, about 100 grams contain 40 to 50 mg. , and polyphenol compounds, all of which are useful elements for the human body..."

Under the stunned expressions of the two girls, Yumiko Miura, she confidently gave the final answer: "Plus Nezha likes to exercise. In summary, it is impossible for him to suffer from cerebral thrombosis."

Uehara Takuya admired all five bodies and applauded in admiration: "Wonderful, really wonderful."

"You are wonderful!" Yumiko Miura couldn't bear it any longer, and glared at the two of them angrily, "And Seina too, why did you become like the stupid Uehara, and started to learn how to be stupid?"

"Eh? Am I wrong?" Kashiwazaki Xingna was a little confused.

Yumiko Miura's face was dark, and she raised her voice unconsciously: "You shouldn't be answering his question, what is Nezha going to get a cerebral thrombosis... Anyone who can ask such a question, he may have a cerebral thrombosis himself !"

Takuya Uehara coughed: "I think personal attacks are wrong..."

Yumiko Miura glared over.

So Uehara Takuya changed his mind and said, "Then let me change the question?"

"No need."

With the experience just now, Yumiko Miura refused decisively.

Only Senna Kashiwazaki was very supportive, and she happily approached her and asked, "Am I smart?"

"Yes, Xing Nai, you are very smart, and your answer even compliments me on saying that Zhuge is alive."

"Female Zhuge doesn't sound good, you can call me Huang Yueying."

"no problem."

Seeing the two chatting happily, Miura Yumiko couldn't help her forehead: "I found that I couldn't keep up with the brain circuits of the two of them."

Kawashima Ami laughed lightly: "Doesn't this just prove that among the three of us, only Senna can get along with him?"

Yumiko Miura was stunned for a moment, always feeling that there was something in the other party's words.

However, Kawashima Ami did not continue talking, and directly changed the subject: "Do you want to go shopping next? It happens that my BB cream is almost used up."

"Then let's go together, I also want to buy some skin care products." Yumiko Miura agreed without hesitation.

The following shopping is completely girls' time. Uehara Takuya has basically become a bag carrier, and even Kashiwazaki Xingna has joined the army of cosmetics.

Young girls are always interested in beautiful little dresses, and today's businesses understand this, so they design a variety of fashionable and cute women's clothing.

When Uehara Takuya went to the rest area during the period, he also saw many men sitting there playing with their mobile phones. It seemed that they also came with their wives or girlfriends.

Uehara Takuya originally thought that even if they liked shopping, half an hour at most would be enough.

But then he realized that he was indeed too young.

With two fashionistas, Miura Yumiko and Kawashima Ami, Kashiwazaki Hoshina is like a baby who is constantly satisfying her curiosity. He listened to the science popularization of the two friends along the way, and his interest suddenly increased.

Takuo Uehara could only follow them from one shopping mall to another.

Until they were almost done shopping, Takuya Uehara was taken to another shopping mall.

Kashiwazaki Hoshina was looking at women's satchels with Miura Yumiko on the second floor, and Uehara Takuya simply ran to stand in front of the dancing machine on the first floor.

Although no one used the machine, he just stared at the changing pictures in the machine to pass the boring time.

"Do you feel tired?"

Ami Kawashima came over at some point and handed him a bottle of juice.

"It's really tiring. I usually end the battle within 10 minutes when I go shopping and buy clothes, and that doesn't include the time to go out for a walk." Takuo Uehara was also polite, unscrewing the bottle cap and drinking.

Ami Kawashima was amused: "There's no way, most girls like to go shopping by nature, and it just so happens that Yumiko and I belong to this group."

"So, Senna was led astray by you." Uehara Taku also sighed with emotion.

Think about how simple Kashiwazaki Senna used to be. With a game console and a chair, she can sit at home for a day.

Today, this girl was aroused by two friends and joined the shopping army.

"You can't do this. Didn't Yukinoshita go shopping with you?" Ami Kawashima joked.

"She actually doesn't like places with many people." Takuya Uehara paused, but still told the truth, "It's just because she has friends who care about her now, and she doesn't want to spoil everyone's interest."

Kawashima Ami curled her lips: "Every time you talk about Yukinoshita, you always become serious."

Uehara Takuya blinked suspiciously.

"It's nothing, you don't have to worry about me."

Ami Kawashima snorted, put the mineral water aside, and took out some change from her bag: "I'm going to play the dancing machine, do you want to come together?"

"I won't." Uehara Takuya had never played this game.

"Then you're lucky this time, I can dance for you." Kawashima Ami also sent a charming wink.

As she stood on the dancing machine, the music also played, Uehara Taku always felt that she should have heard this song, but couldn't remember it for a while.

Some customers around occasionally stopped to take a look, and then continued shopping. Obviously, everyone is not surprised by young people who like to play dance machines.

Instead, two young men with dyed flaxen hair approached. They stared at Ami Kawashima's beautiful back and commented from time to time.

Uehara Takuya's sense of hearing is very developed, and after a little concentration, he heard a few uncivilized words from the two of them.

As soon as he turned his head, the two young men also noticed his gaze. They seemed embarrassed to be caught on the spot, but they soon smiled: "You also think this girl is cute, right?"

"She is indeed beautiful." Takuo Uehara didn't smile either.

The other party came over specially, lowered his voice and laughed, "Let me tell you, her name is Kawashima Ami. I have seen her in magazines before. She is such a beautiful model, maybe she has made several boyfriends long ago." Yes, I guess I still have an affair with those directors."

Takuya Uehara laughed this time: "Do you usually have such vicious thoughts when you see your mother?"

The face of the other party changed, and he raised his hand and grabbed Uehara Takuya's neckline: "You guy...do you want to die?"

Chapter 197 I Know

The movement of Takuya Uehara caught Kawashima Ami's attention.

She almost jumped off the dancing machine and ran over in a hurry.

It's just that before she had time to ask about the situation, Uehara Taku also grabbed the young man's wrist.

He didn't speak either, maintaining that seemingly kind smile on his face, but quietly increased his strength with his fingers.

"what……"

The face of the originally arrogant young man suddenly became painful, and he screamed instinctively, and the severe pain made him struggle desperately.

"Don't yell in public, you are not Brother Hu, no one will listen to your personal declaration." Takuya Uehara said slowly.

The young man's companion wanted to help, but as he turned his head, the eyes of the two met, and the deterrent effect of the lion was suddenly displayed.

The companion smiled embarrassingly, and looked away without confidence.

Now the young man also realized that he had encountered a hard problem. He struggled and forced a smile: "Sorry, I didn't know she was your friend. I said something wrong. I apologize."

"Is it just a verbal apology? It seems very insincere." Takuo Uehara didn't accept it either.

Kawashima Ami looked at the two in a daze, and she was smart enough to guess the general situation immediately.

"Uehara." She called softly, without any request or suggestion.

Uehara Taku also responded with a smiling face, and continued to say to the young man: "How about this, you go up and dance for us, it will appear more sincere."

The young man just wanted to roar, but when he met Uehara Takuya's eyes, he lowered his head cowardly and whispered, "I can't dance..."

"It's okay, just move with the rhythm." Uehara Takuya let go and pushed him onto the stage by the way.

When the staff came to inquire about the song, he asked the young man to pay for the song "butterfly", which was once very popular.

The translation is called "Butterfly".

There has also been a Chinese cover before, that is, "Auntie, let's all come together".

The young man looked embarrassed after he came to the stage, but when Uehara Takuya grabbed his wrist just now, the strength was like locked iron tongs, which made him terrified.

Now he doesn't have the courage to escape, so he can only stand on it.

Kawashima Ami asked softly until now: "Did they conflict with you?"

"It's nothing, it's just that his mouth is not very clean." Uehara Taku also smiled, "But he is so sincere and willing to dance for us, then I will forgive him generously."

Kawashima Ami's eyes sparkled, and the corners of her mouth curled up: "I thought you were going to fight just now."

"Don't talk nonsense, I don't know how to fight at all."

"is it?"

Ami Kawashima did not dwell on this topic any longer.

When the young man's hands and feet were stiff and flinched, Takuya Uehara immediately yelled, "You don't even have the strength to dance. Did you not eat?"

The young man trembled, and the speed of his hands and feet jumped faster.

Uehara Takuya's mouth was still moving: "You have to twist your butt to follow the rhythm, the rhythm of this song is so strong, it would be too wasteful not to twist."

Kawashima Ami kept laughing beside her.

As the music continued to sound, people around gradually came to join in the fun.

Looking at the melon-eating people around who laughed from time to time, Uehara Taku also had to sigh with emotion: "This world is really strange. When you are a young girl dancing, there are not many people watching. Now a big man is dancing on the stage, but they It's interesting to watch."

Kawashima Ami pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Is this probably the psychology of watching the excitement?"

"It makes sense." Uehara Taku also agreed.

At the end of the dance music, the young man managed to get a dismal score. He didn't dare to stay for even a second, and hurriedly left the happy crowd with a dark face.

As for his companion, he slipped away when he was halfway through the jump.

"Where they were standing just now... they should be looking at me, right?" Ami Kawashima suddenly asked.