Experience Xue Nai's life at the beginning, I am not a human anymore

He turned around and contacted his boss, and sure enough, he got the attention of the other party.

After confirming that the video was not a fake, but that it was the dancing bear, the relevant staff members directly searched for this video on the airborne platform, and put it on the recommended position on the homepage.

It is the living standard of these employees to find their boss when they have something to do.

After all, there is a saying that goes well, when a widow goes out to steal a man—it’s good if someone is on top.

"It may have picked up the phone. Think about it, even if the police and related personnel have repeatedly told them not to enter the woods without permission, there will still be young people who like to die. I don't know how many similar things have happened before... "

The boss obviously has more social experience, and after listening to the subordinate's report, his thinking quickly became clear.

"But it doesn't matter, anyway, this is not something we should manage. We just need to push this video up now to earn traffic and dominate the headlines."

As the boss spoke, he cheered up.

He has already figured out how to use this video as a bargaining chip to wrestle with those advertisers.

Once the promotion resources of the short video platform are concentrated, the effect of the promotion will be terrible.

It just so happened that it was time to get off work and school again. Office workers and students who like to watch videos saw Takuya Uehara’s video after clicking on the APP.

When everyone saw the picture in the video, they were taken aback for a moment, and then they realized: "Isn't this the dancing bear? It has a new work?"

The audience excitedly began to repost the video, and by the way reposted it on social software to inform each other.

Keywords such as dancing bears have become popular searches again.

And this time I jumped directly into the popular youtube channel.

After half an hour.

Yukino, who was reading at home, received a call from Shizuka Hiratsuka.

The beautiful teacher just said, "Yukono, the bear we saw last time in Sapporo, it made a video again!"

Yukino was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "Where did Mr. Hiratsuka see it?"

"Now it's everywhere on the Internet, and you can find it with just a search. This time, there are accompanying text introductions at the bottom of the video, but I recognize those texts individually, but when they are combined together, I can't understand those words. the meaning of the words."

"I see."

Xue Nai hung up the phone and picked up the phone to search.

Sure enough, as Shizuka Hiratsuka said, she didn't need to input words to search, just click to open the input interface of the webpage, and there will be reminders of popular entries at the bottom.

Xue Nai found the video and watched it, but she was also at a loss.

"Wait, I remember that the dance this guy danced last time caused a sensation in Huaguo."

Xue Nai suddenly thought of something.

As Yubihama Yui said in school, she also saw that Huaguo netizens are very popular with videos of dancing bears.

Because of Uehara Takuya, she found more things than Yuigahama Yui.

I also understood the meaning of that set of dance moves.

"His mobile phone should be the same as last time, and he snatched it from someone else?"

Yukino felt funny when she thought of this.

As for whether someone would trespass into the woods on a regular basis, she naturally understood that someone would dare to do so.

As long as someone commits suicide, it will be much easier for Takuo Uehara to get the phone.

"Then next..."

Xue Nai copied the text below the video and began to search patiently on the Internet.

Soon, she found useful clues.

"Northeast Past".

"Two-dimensional godfather knife sauce".

"Brother Tiger's Oath".

And...Brother Dao's live broadcast showed his bullshit, which caused the live broadcast room to be blocked.

The online world of this night is destined to be dominated by Uehara Takuya's video.

Not only Kawashima Ami, who is idle at home, is watching the video, but everyone else is too.

Yuigahama Yui also called Yukino and chatted excitedly about the brown bear.

Shizuka Hiratsuka lazily leaned on Chizuru Tachibana's shoulder, pointed to the video of the brown bear on the laptop screen and commented: "The bear's movements look silly, just like that guy Uehara."

"What kind of psychology do you associate a bear with Uehara?" Tachibana Chizuru expressed incomprehension.

"Because they are equally stupid." Shizuka Hiratsuka laughed non-stop.

After laughing for a while, she said with some regret: "It's a pity that I called Uehara just now and no one answered. According to his living habits, I guess he should be playing games with headphones on, and he didn't hear him at all." Ringtones."

"Did you call him to remind him to watch the bear?"

Compared with Shizuka Hiratsuka's excited mood, Chizuru Tachibana seemed much colder.

Besides, she wasn't interested in brown bears either.

It's useless even if the other party can dance.

"No!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka laughed and waved her hands, and the laughter was cheerful: "I just want to tell him that there is a brown bear who is as stupid as him. Maybe this brown bear is also his twin brother who has been lost for many years."

Tachibana Chizuru was startled, and quickly took out a small notebook to write it down.

Hiratsuka Shizuka was confused by her movements: "What are you doing?"

"What you said just now is very good, I can use it as a joke to tell the students."

"...you haven't given up on your joke yet?"

"is it not OK?"

"Okay, as long as you're happy."

……

The person behind the scenes who personally created a cyber storm is currently gnawing on a tree.

Because Uehara Taku also wanted to test the bite force of the brown bear.

His behavior naturally caught the bear's attention.

But the little bear was not stupid enough to gnaw the tree with him, but watched from the side.

The voice of the brown bear in my mind also sounded after a long absence.

It whimpered a few times, and its doubts were very obvious.

The simple translation is: Are you stupid?

Uehara Taku didn't bother to pay attention to it.

After chewing for a while, he felt the bitter taste and scum of the bark in his mouth, and he also understood how strong the bite force of the brown bear is, so he let go of the trunk in satisfaction.

He had roughly measured the size of this brown bear before, and it stood at about 2.5 meters.The claws on the forelimbs are 12 centimeters long, and they look blunt and not sharp, but in fact, the lethality of a slap is extremely astonishing.

Opening the belly is a trivial matter, the most terrifying thing is the power of a slap.

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This brown bear is the vest with the strongest combat effectiveness that Takuya Uehara has obtained so far. Of course, he doesn't want to give up at will.

Even if you don't use it, there's no harm in that.

Seeing that the screen of the phone had already gone dark, and he needed a password or fingerprint to unlock it, he didn't bother to fiddle with the phone anymore.

He sniffed at the spot for a while, and the smell of those people before was still in the woods, but the distance was even further away.

Apparently those young people felt scared and didn't dare to stay where they were.

Uehara Takuya led the little bear to catch two fish, and used his thick and long claws to skewer the fish.

The bodies of these two fish kept swinging, Uehara Taku also guessed that they should have happy faces written all over their faces.

He took advantage of the situation and gently bit the phone, and successfully found the young people according to the original route.

These people still had uneasy emotions on their faces, and they formed a circle at this moment, maintaining a high alert posture.

But even so, two of them were still shooting around, and even the professional video camera was carried by another person on his shoulder to shoot.

"Should we go back?" Someone asked nervously, his eyes were full of uneasiness at this time, "We heard the bear's barking just now, which means that the adult brown bear must be in the woods. "

"But now they're gone."

Seeing that the atmosphere was too tense, the young man carrying the video camera yelled like a brown bear, scaring his companions.

"You guys are so timid."

Seeing the frightened faces of his companions, the young man's fear subsided a little. Immediately, he took the camera and took two steps forward, trying to take pictures of places farther away in the woods.

"Hey, Ito, stop running around."

"Don't worry, I won't run around."

The young man turned around and laughed loudly: "But you guys are too timid. I just imitated the bear's barking and scared you like this."

"Who told you to mess around? Do you know that we may be in danger now..."

"Aw!" the young man yelled again.

"Bastard! Stop yelling!" Others cursed one after another.

The young man laughed happily, and was about to make a few jokes, when suddenly there was an "Aww" from behind.

His companion began to scold again: "What are you doing, you bastard? I told you to stop shouting!"

The young man pointed at his face blankly: "I just... didn't make a sound."

The others were stunned for a moment.

Everyone turned their heads tremblingly, and when they saw two figures, one big and one small, appearing five meters ahead, they all felt a strong chill coming from their backs.

It seems to spread along the spine.

Several people were so frightened that they all froze, and even forgot to run away.

Uehara Takuya was not surprised, after all, he had seen the psychological quality of these people just now.

Under the bewildered eyes of these people, he first threw the phone over.

"My phone!" The owner of the phone instinctively raised his hand to pick it up.

"What kind of mobile phone do you care about at this time? That's a bear!"

The crowd trembled.

Uehara Takuya raised his arms again and threw the two dying fish over.

This is the reward for their willingness to "borrow" their phones.

Then he ignored the bewildered faces, turned around and left with the little bear.

This time he didn't make any trouble, and ended the experience with peace of mind.

When he got home, he first sent a message to Shizuka Hiratsuka, saying that he had also seen the video of the brown bear.

Then he called Xue Nai.

"The incident you caused this time is not small..."

As soon as the phone was connected, Xue Nao's voice with an unclear tone came over.

"Then what do you think?" Uehara Takuya asked with a smile.

"After this incident, I can see that you are a fool who likes to be stupid. Since you can control animals, you have become even more stupid."

Yukino didn't wait for Uehara Takuya to retort before she finished speaking, and said slowly, "So who is your cosplayer this time? Brother Hu? Or the Two-dimensional Godfather Daojiang?"

"You even know this?" Uehara Taku was also taken aback.

Yukino couldn't help laughing, and the pride in the laughter was extremely clear: "Don't forget, I'm Yukinoshita Yukino, the person who knows you, idiot, best in this world. And I can guess that you probably want to give this The video is titled "Brown Bear's Past."

"As expected of you... If possible, could you please remove the adjective [stupid]?"

"This is not an adjective, but a fact... Well, I have to rest. When I get to school tomorrow, I will have an in-depth discussion with you about how much your stupidity is worth."