Experience Xue Nai's life at the beginning, I am not a human anymore

He cautiously took a peek at Takuya Uehara, and asked curiously, "Will it cooperate?"

"Of course, I've already communicated with it, and it won't hurt anyone with me here."

After finishing speaking, Xue Nai added: "The little lion in my arms is the same."

The director was still a little hesitant, he really didn't dare to experiment with this kind of thing.

At this time, Xue Nai freed a hand and raised her arm.

Takuya Uehara quickly stood up on his hind legs.

Yukino then lowered her arms.

Uehara Taku also lay on the ground.

This picture made the eyes of other people present look straight.

Only the boy's eyes became more bewildered.

"In such a short period of time, Miss Yukinoshita, you have managed to achieve this level..." The director clenched his fists, his eyes excitedly sighed, "This level of tacit understanding is probably no more than that of a couple who have been together for many years Bar?"

Xue Nao moved stiffly and blushed.

Takuya Uehara stared at the director to express his condemnation: If you make Teacher Yukino angry, I guarantee you will enter the crematorium faster than a lion trembling.

Testimonials

This is the fifth book on the shelves.

When I browsed through the favorites on station B before, I accidentally saw the VRChat penguin charging Q coin video again.

It was still very interesting to watch it again, and then I saw two foreigners in VRChat in the related video, using what I had learned all my life to say hello in Chinese, and finally turned into swearing, the comedy effect was directly full...

At that time, I was thinking whether to use this to write a fun novel.

It just so happens that there are various characters in VRChat, and there are also many characters in nature, whether they are running on land, swimming in the ocean, or flying in the sky. very funny.

Someone recommended "Swap Game" by Firefly, and I decided to give it a try.

On the other hand, as I said before, going to work and school is really tiring enough.

Moreover, hostile comments are often seen in the online world, which makes people who are already under a lot of pressure feel even more upset.

After all, after a busy day, you are physically and mentally exhausted, whether it is academic or career pressure, it is really easy for you to be out of breath.

That being the case, then write a novel in a light-hearted style. While writing it happily, if it can make readers laugh and laugh for a while, this book will have a meaning of existence.

If you are willing to continue to support this book, I still hope that you can subscribe.

Lu Yao said in "The Ordinary World": Winter will never last forever. Once the severe cold starts to subside, everything will break out of the ground.

Likewise, difficulties, whether academic or professional, are not permanent.

Finally, I wish all readers happy and healthy every day.

Chapter 061 We are a deformed love! 【4K】

Of course the director noticed Uehara Takuya's death stare.

He didn't understand what was going on, but that didn't stop his legs from shaking.

Xue Nai also adjusted her mood, stared at him and said, "Please don't make fun of this kind of thing, Mr. Principal."

"I'm sorry, sorry, I did say the wrong thing." The headmaster quickly apologized, but he also blurted it out for a while, and he didn't realize it until he said it. The metaphor he used was completely impolite.

From the bottom of her heart, Xue Nai was glad that she was wearing a mask, otherwise she would definitely be seen by him when her face was so red.

When the two of them were alone, he would probably laugh at himself about this kind of thing again.

"Miss Yukinoshita, are you really sure that this lion will not mess around?" The staff present were somewhat uneasy.

In any case, they are not a circus here, and there is no precedent for letting lions out to take pictures with tourists.

Xue Nai also understood this, and thought about it: "I know what you are worried about, how about this, you shut it behind the iron gate just now. Although the experience of taking pictures through the iron gate is not so good, at least it can make everyone feel at ease .”

"That's a good idea." Everyone had no opinion this time.

Uehara Takuya naturally wouldn't refuse, anyway, he was just trying to make some extra money temporarily.

After today is over, the reputation of the zoo should increase a lot, and if I feel hard in the future, I don't need to do this kind of thing anymore.

Uehara Takuya was about to walk back by himself, but an excited voice came from behind: "It's a lion, it's amazing, you actually released it?"

Yukino hugged the little lion and turned her head. A young man with dyed yellow hair and exaggerated clothes ran over. He was still holding up his mobile phone, and the camera happened to be aimed at Takuya Uehara.

"Sir, please calm down." The staff hurriedly stopped him, for fear of offending the lion, "If you want to take a group photo, please wait for a while."

"Group photo?" Little Huang Mao shook his head with a smile, "I just want to take a picture of a lion, please make way."

"But if you rush over like this, it may anger it..."

"Anyway, you are all ready, aren't you? I heard your conversation over there just now, so you will be responsible for my safety."

The little yellow hair didn't care at all, no matter how he was dressed, Uehara Taku also thought he was a spirited guy.

Oh, it seems that he is really a spirited guy.

Uehara Taku also remembered that he had seen videos of similar costumes on the Internet before, but what he was playing was not Huaguo's shouting Mai and Huashou, but some short videos with exaggerated expressions and movements.

Just as Xiao Huang Mao wanted to continue taking pictures of Takuya Uehara, Yukino took a step across and blocked his camera.

Before he could speak, Xue Nai asked coldly: "Are you sure you want to point the camera at me?"

The little yellow hair moved away quickly.

He does have an account on the short video platform, and the content he publishes is different from ordinary people, just how to attract attention, and it is not a problem to pretend to be crazy and foolish to death.

As long as there is traffic, he can do anything.

But Xiao Huangmao didn't dare to take pictures of Xue Nai with his mobile phone casually, and he also knew that this country had a zero tolerance attitude towards similar incidents.

This is a violation of portrait rights.

Even Neon's mobile phones and shooting equipment don't have the function of muting, just to prevent conflicts caused by sneak shots.

"Miss, please step aside, I'm here to take pictures of lions today." Xiao Huangmao turned the camera to the side.

Xue Nai pointed to the staff around the other party and said, "If you want to take pictures, you might as well wait for the lion to enter before taking pictures. This will also protect your personal safety."

"If the lion is inside, what's the point of taking pictures? Only the released lions are worth watching."

The other party's words without hesitation made Xue Nai's face darken.

She doesn't like this kind of guy who doesn't listen to people.

Just when the staff was about to forcibly hold the little yellow hair, they suddenly caught a glimpse of Uehara Takuya moving from the corner of their eyes.

And he walked towards himself.

Everyone suddenly felt like an enemy.

The little yellow hair was also trembling with fright, and was just about to run away, but Uehara Takuya broke out even faster, jumped up and jumped in front of him.

Immediately, Uehara Takuya stretched out his forelegs and hugged his thigh.

"Save...save me." Xiao Huangmao cried with a sad face, let alone taking pictures, he couldn't even hold his mobile phone steadily now.

Yukino knew very well that Uehara Takumi would not attack humans as a lion, so she quickly said: "Don't be nervous, it should like this person very much."

"Huh? Like it?" The staff looked at each other.

Facing everyone's nervous and hesitant eyes, Uehara Takuya rubbed his head against Xiao Huangmao's pants.

He deliberately didn't make any noise, nor did he pose an attacking stance, it seemed that he really just liked this young man.

"Miss Yukinoshita is right. It really likes this gentleman, because the lion's intimacy is just acting like a baby." The professional breeder quickly reminded.

"It likes me?" Little Huangmao's face turned paler.

Xue Nai showed a positive smile: "Yes, it likes you."

She probably knew what Uehara Taku was going to do.

It should be to teach this brainless young man a lesson.

Xue Nai of course agrees.

After all, Xiao Huangmao's refusal to listen to others' advice is tantamount to cannibals eating biscuits and dipping them in sauce-somewhat with cerebral palsy.

"It really likes you." The breeder continued, "You see it keeps rubbing its head against you, just hoping that you can touch it."

"I... I don't dare." Little Huangmao has never seen such a battle before.

An adult lion hugged its calf, and was reminded by the breeder that "it likes itself".

You asked him if he was moved, but he really didn't dare to move at all.

The little yellow hair looked at Uehara Takuya tremblingly, and looked at each other affectionately for three seconds.

The former just wanted to escape, but did not dare to move.

Takuya Uehara despised him: You can't shake your hands, what kind of spirited boy are you?

The little yellow hair was sure that the other party really didn't intend to attack him, so he said in a crying voice: "Brother, don't like me anymore, we have a deformed love."

Xue Nai held back her smile, and kindly reminded: "It's my sister."

"Oh yes, sister, please let me go..."

Just when Xiao Huangmao was begging for mercy, Yukino noticed that Uehara Takuya secretly gestured for the price list not far away with his eyes.

She froze for a moment, combined with her understanding of Uehara Takuya, she understood what the other party meant.

Xue Nai coughed lightly, and after attracting everyone's attention, she said: "It seems that it is not willing to part with you for the time being. It just so happens that a lion group photo event is going to be held here. You can help it hold the price list. In this way , Wait for it to take a photo with someone else, and you can take the opportunity to leave."

The little yellow hair quickly shook his head: "No, absolutely not, as soon as it gets close to me, my legs will go numb, no matter what you say, I won't do it."

Xue Nai touched the head of the little lion in her arms, and said, "Then we can only wait for it to leave you on its own initiative."

"What are you kidding!"

1 minute later.

The little yellow hair looked hopeless, holding up the price list like a fool.

Beside him are tourists who are taking pictures with Uehara Takuya.

Although tourists are a little concerned about the need to charge for group photos, when they find that there is a lion cub next to them, the dissatisfaction in their hearts flies away in an instant.

Even a man who looks like a burly man, when he carefully took a group photo with his cub, his smile was as bright as a chrysanthemum blooming in full bloom.

"Sure enough, whether it's a man or a woman, they all have a girlish heart."

Xue Nai watched all this silently, she knew that this netizen would have a lot of income today.

As for the money for the group photo, it was naturally handed over to her.

"I didn't expect that we would have the opportunity to take a photo with the lion. Today is really lucky."

"It's a pity that the big lion is separated by an iron gate. It would be great if it could come out like the little lion."

"If they come out with their mother and child, can we also be served on the table?"

"..."

The photo with the lion went very smoothly, because Takumi Uehara was also inside the iron gate, so tourists don't have to worry about being in danger.

Coupled with the cub's cute and unlimited appearance, this makes every tourist who spends money to take a photo feel that he has earned it.

After finally finishing the group photo event, Xiao Huangmao limped away.

Of course his leg was not injured, it was just numb from standing for too long.

"Are you satisfied now?" Yukino reached out through the iron gate and rubbed Uehara Takuya's head.

The little cub rolled around beside Takuya Uehara, and it was held by Yukino almost all the time, and now it had a girlish scent on it, which made it very uncomfortable for its keen sense of smell since childhood.

Uehara Taku also took the initiative to rub Yukino's palm, expressing his satisfaction.

"I'm sorry to trouble you today, Miss Yukinoshita." The principal said sincerely, with an extremely bright smile on his face.

He has already found the media, and he is going to push the video of lion tango to the trending searches. With today's group photo event, he doesn't believe that his lion park will not become popular.

"It's just a little thing." Xue Nai smiled lightly.