Experience Xue Nai's life at the beginning, I am not a human anymore

"Is this the fight?"

The new camera crew was surprised.

"That's right, honey badgers' courage cannot be described in words." A professional next to them patiently explained, "They are very busy every day, either fighting or on the way to fight."

"Another point, as long as there is a fight, the Honey Badger never cares about how many people are on the opposite side, all he needs to know is the time and place."

As the lions and leopards joined the battlefield, the entire pack of wild dogs was completely dispersed.

They can't use the best way to go around the back and dig out the anus.

Because Uehara Taku also relied on his short stature and fast speed, before they wanted to go around, he went around first.

After all, Xin Zhao has been playing for so many years, if he can't even turn back, then he is really playing for nothing.

Of course, he couldn't do such a disgusting thing as digging out his balls.

But as long as he bites the hind leg, his husky death shake will be triggered.

The bite force of lions and leopards is amazing. When they swoop, once a wild dog is bitten, it basically means goodbye to the dog.

The surrounding dust and mud were constantly splashing, accompanied by the terrified barks of the wild dogs, the zebras who had been wandering not far away stopped curiously and began to eat melons.

"How could that honey badger be so powerful?" Someone noticed that Uehara Takuya had overturned the target, and then turned his head and slapped another wild dog that was about to sneak attack with his paw.

This picture made more and more people open their mouths in surprise.

"This honey badger is special." The first member who came to shoot was full of emotion. "I was as surprised as you at first, but then I got used to it. Nature is always magical. Over the years, it will always be It brings us all kinds of unexpected things, doesn't it?"

"But last time it was beaten by a group of wild dogs and became stupid." Someone raised an objection.

"This is normal. Humans will have ups and downs, and the honey badger will also have them. Look at how heroic it is this time... Huh? Why does it always want to get behind the wild dog's ass?"

The pack of wild dogs finally broke up.

When they came, they had neat uniforms and a huge team.

When walking, they ran in all directions. The more ferocious the lion and leopard roared behind them, the faster their four legs galloped, as if they were about to run out of afterimages.

"The three grassland brothers have won." Someone said that, and the others relaxed.

Takuya Uehara stood side by side with the lion and leopard, his blood-stained sharp teeth looked extremely dazzling in the sun, with a kind of bewitching red.

Brother Pingtou's cry sounded excitedly in his mind, and he was excitedly saying: I'm awesome again!

The person who reacted quickly took out his mobile phone to take a picture of this scene.

The "click" sound of the shutter sounded, and the others woke up one after another, and they also took out their mobile phones to take pictures as a nostalgia.

When everyone was almost done taking pictures, Takuya Uehara stopped his concave position and began to bite the clumps of withered grass on the ground.

The lion and leopard looked confused.

"What is that honey badger doing?"

"weeding?"

"Stop talking, honey badgers know how to weed?"

With puzzled eyes, Takuya Uehara bit a large piece of dead grass and came to a fixed camera.

He stood on tiptoe and piled up all the dead grass, just blocking the camera.

After doing all this, he knocked on the door of the off-road vehicle parked next to him, signaling that it's time for you to pay the toll.

No shooting without payment!

Seeing this familiar scene, the lion was elated.

Originally, it didn't understand what Uehara Taku was doing, but now it understood.

Its bite force and sharp claws easily tore off a large pile of dead grass.

Then it imitated Takuya Uehara's operation and covered the lens of another camera.

The rest of the leopard saw that the elder brother and the second brother did this. If it didn't participate, it would appear to be out of the group.

So it blocked the third one when the brain was confused.

"What does it mean?"

When the new team members were puzzled, the first batch of photographers laughed and explained: "The three grassland brothers are looking for benefits from you. Now we prepare a lot of canned beef in advance every time. As long as the cans are given, they be friendly to us."

Then the person gave a friendly reminder: "By the way, remember not to give up all the canned food at once, but divide it up several times. The trick is to keep a steady flow of water."

Do you still know how to keep flowing?

Uehara Taku also stared at the person who spoke, very good, originally I didn't plan to ask you to pay the fee this time, but now I have changed my mind.

The new filming team came to a sudden.

But they didn't prepare the cans in advance.

For the convenience of shooting, they still handed over some of the biscuits and drinking water they carried.

Someone even threw a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in a wicked way.

Uehara Takuya crushed the cigarette case on the spot.

"I remember the team that threw the cigarettes. Next time I ask you to pay twice."

Takuya Uehara stretched out a paw, picked up the lighter, and threw it towards the laughing crowd.

I don't know whose head it hit, causing a cry of pain.

Uehara Taku didn't care, and next time he throws such meaningless things, it's not good for you!

"What is that honey badger referring to me? Is it threatening me?"

"Don't you think it's anthropomorphic movement is very interesting?"

"Hey, I was hit by a honey badger with a lighter. Will the police believe me when I say this?"

After a while, the lion and leopard happily looked at the food in front of them.

The two beasts couldn't help but sigh in their hearts.

In the past, I hunted desperately by myself, and I had to worry about whether I would be injured and die in order to get food.

It turns out that making food is so simple?

The lion and leopard said they have learned.

In the future, we will follow this specification, as many cars as there are, and as many sets as there are.

Anyone who doesn't pay the toll will bite their tires!

The three grassland brothers reached a consensus.

Naturally, the lion and the leopard didn't understand what an off-road vehicle was, but the last time they saw their elder brother biting it, the humans in the vehicle suddenly became extremely flustered.

As carnivorous animals at the top of the food chain, they are cleverly aware that that round thing is the weakness of human beings.

They love the weak point the most.

Takuo Uehara didn't do anything anymore after that.

To be precise, he has nothing to do.

The members of the filming team were all cautious, for fear of angering the three grassland brothers and delaying their filming progress.

Uehara Takuya simply brushed up the experience, and logged off amidst Brother Pingtou's happy cry in his mind.

The next day, honey badgers appeared more frequently in the mouths of classmates. Even Takuo Uehara happened to pass by Shizuka Hiratsuka's side, and heard the other party talking about these animals with his colleagues.

Because new colleagues joined, the first batch of teams worked overtime overnight. This morning they cut out the second episode of the show in a hurry.

The traffic brought by this kind of hotspot is huge. As long as the efficiency of the first batch is fast enough, the rest can only follow behind and drink some soup.

When he returned home from his part-time job that night, Taku Uehara didn't go to Honey Badger again, but instead logged into Yukino's account.

He also wanted to know if Xue Nai was secretly watching the show at home these two days.

Just as the white light flashed by, Uehara Taku also regretted choosing this time to come.

The first thing that hits the nostrils is the fragrance.

Very strong and nice scent.

It not only has the fragrance of Yukino's usual body, but also the unique floral fragrance mixed with shower gel.

Uehara Takuya didn't even dare to look down.

Because he already felt that his whole body was wrapped in warm water.

I am in the bathtub.

Yukino is actually taking a shower!

Takuya Uehara wanted to quit for the first time, but he didn't know how to do it.

"You...what do you want?"

Xue Nai's voice was trembling, obviously she herself was also in shock.

"I didn't expect you to be taking a shower..." Uehara Taku was also embarrassed.

"Then hurry up and get out!"

"That... I don't seem to know how to do it."

As Uehara Takuya's voice fell, Yukino also fell silent.

Not only is she very nervous now, but the shyness in her heart has never stopped since the moment she lost control of her body.

If she hadn't known that this was her netizen "logging in from another place", I'm afraid she would have lost control of her emotions.

"What shall we do now?"

Uehara Takuya looked at the hot ceiling.

He really didn't dare to look down.

Xue Nai didn't make a sound.

She didn't know what to do either.

You can't keep soaking in the bathtub, can you?

"This is obviously your own super power, why can't you even quit voluntarily?" Xue Nai finally asked in shame.

"I'm also confused now."

"Don't be confused! Hurry up and use your superpowers to find a way... Wait, what do you want to do?"

Xue Nao's line of sight was also above the ceiling, but suddenly she found that her line of sight was wandering.

Then there was a "crash" sound of water.

She instantly understood what had happened.

Takuya Uehara controlled himself and stepped out of the bathtub!

"you……"

"Don't worry, I didn't look around." Takuya Uehara took a deep breath, "I've confirmed the position of the towel and skirt, and I'm going to close my eyes."

Xue Nai understood what he meant, and her shy voice continued intermittently: "But..."

"You can't soak in the bathtub all the time, can you? Your skin will become ugly."

"What on earth is your brain made of? Are you still thinking about your skin at this point?"

"Do you want your skin to become wrinkled?"

"of course not!"

Xue Nai retorted loudly.

After a few seconds, her voice became smaller and smaller, and she said shyly, "You can do whatever you want, but...you can't take the opportunity to do such despicable things."

"I swear on my body, I won't do it."

"You're using my body now, idiot!"

Teacher Yukino went berserk.