Experience Xue Nai's life at the beginning, I am not a human anymore

"Hey, don't you think your manner of speaking is very rude? You are dressed like garbage that escaped from the trash can. What face do you have to laugh at others... No, you are an idiot!" Kashiwazaki Senna would not be polite to them, I also played a trick and learned it now.

Kawashima Ami looked that person up and down with a smile: "To be honest, your outfits are quite fashionable, just like the first time I saw those deep-sea fish online."

"What do you mean?" A group of people looked at each other.

Ami Kawashima's smile became stronger: "Deep-sea fish, because everyone is in the deep sea, anyway, no one will find them anyway, so don't worry about the appearance, just grow as long as you want, even if it is oddly shaped, it is acceptable."

"This metaphor is interesting." Uehara Taku also looked at them, with the same smile on his face, "It's really vivid."

"Bastard, what are you talking about..."

The man stretched out his hand with a livid face, but just as he pointed at Uehara Takuya's face, the latter grabbed his wrist.

"It's impolite to point at others casually." Uehara Takuya said as if he was thinking, "Well, you kowtow to me, and today's matter is over."

"asshole……"

The other party cursed angrily, and Takuya Uehara slapped the other party to the ground neatly.

He specifically controlled his power.

Even so, the other party's eyes were still confused when he was lying on the ground, probably wondering if he had offended the champion of the foreign slap contest.

"Hey, he's pretty handsome when he hits someone."

The two girls next to him were still laughing and laughing, and the companion of the man who was knocked down came up with a cold face, and he even put on a fist-raising posture for free fighting: "Are you good at fighting?"

Uehara Taku didn't talk nonsense, he slapped him.

With the lion's speed and explosive power, the opponent couldn't dodge at all, and joined the confused army.

Uehara Takuya glanced at the last man who was frightened, and withdrew his arm: "So it's a little bastard."

The two girls didn't laugh anymore. They got together just to have fun and pass the time. They usually fought on the street, but they were all bullying people who were alone.

The two companions were overthrown by Uehara Takuya so quickly, they were worried that if they continued to laugh and laugh, the other party would become a powerful man in an instant.

Taku Uehara ignored the remaining three and led Kawashima Ami and the others to continue walking.

It wasn't until everyone passed by a clothing store that Kashiwazaki Hoshina eagerly clenched his small fists and asked, "So people's slaps are so powerful? I've seen characters fight in the game, and slaps don't have much lethality."

"I think it's because of Uehara's relatively strong strength." Miura Yuiko guessed the correct answer.

"bigger?"

Kawashima Ami, who originally agreed, inexplicably remembered the scene of Hara Takuya wearing shorts during swimming class that day.

"It's really... very big."

Memories from the past came to mind again.

Ami Kawashima blushed.

"Do you think those villains will call the police?" Kashiwazaki Hoshina asked belatedly.

"No." Yumiko Miura sneered and shook her head, "I've seen this kind of people on the street before. They usually rely on their numbers, like to show off to those who are alone, and occasionally help those who are alone. Bad students fight."

After a pause, her expression turned even more disdainful: "But when they entered the police station, one was more honest than the other."

"Indeed." Uehara Taku also nodded.

Naturally, this kind of person is not extreme, he is just a bum with nothing to do.

Bully the weak and fear the strong, like to make himself happy by bullying others.

If you really want to encounter hard stubble, they usually run faster than dogs who are full of loyalty.

The four of them quickly put this matter behind them, and played with peace of mind for a while before everyone went home.

[Do you want to open a new inhuman experience? 】

Uehara Takuya went home and opened a new file directly. The Honey Badger's vest can be kept, but he doesn't have to go as often as before.

But this experience was a bit new for him.

Because when he opened his eyes, he found himself locked in a cage.

At first Uehara Takuya thought he was in the zoo again. When he saw the living room in front of him, which was spacious enough to amaze ordinary people, he knew he was wrong.

When he looked down, he was indeed covered with bird feathers.

"I turned into a bird this time?"

Uehara Takuya hurriedly checked his situation.

There are basically yellow feathers from the chest to the abdomen, but after opening the wings, it is found that both sides are blue.

There are two skill tips that pop up this time.

[Bitting] and [Hyperopia].

[Hyperopia] is an ability possessed by most birds, among which eagle eyes are the most representative.

And [bite] this is very interesting.

"Birds that can have the ability to bite can only be eagles and parrots. Although ordinary birds also have beaks, they can't reach the level of gnawing. But I haven't seen an eagle with blue wings. so……"

Uehara Taku also recalled the videos he had watched on the Internet, and he probably knew what he controlled this time.

Yellow and Blue Macaw.

I am very small, probably only a few months old.

Because in his impression, the size of this kind of parrot is not small among birds.

The bigger one is the expensive macaw. Because it is endangered, most people can't keep it.

"Since I have wings, why don't I have flying skills?"

Uehara Takuya has already started research.

After so many inhuman experiences, he wouldn't be surprised if he turned into a mouse now.

"Is it because humans don't have wings, or is it because this skill has the same reaction as dogs and won't show?"

Uehara Taku also felt that he could delve into this aspect.

The birdcage was placed on the exquisite mahogany table, and he could clearly see how magnificent the living room was, it looked like a rich man's house.

He could feel that the beak on his mouth was very strong, and he jumped a few times tentatively. The feeling of a bird walking was quite strange.

He was about to open the cage himself when he heard footsteps and conversation behind him.

"I don't know if Senna will like this gift..."

Mature male voice with obvious worry and tension.

Immediately, a man in brown pajamas came out. His long black hair was tied into a ponytail, and a few strands of hair were raised restlessly on his forehead. It was a hairstyle that was rarely seen among middle-aged men.

Behind him was a woman with short blond hair in a uniform. She didn't have much expression on her face, and her manners were very good.

"This face..."

Seeing the middle-aged man walking towards him, Uehara Taku didn't know how to describe his mood.

Isn't this the chairman?

That is, Kashiwazaki Senna's father, Kashiwazaki Tenma.

"After a long time, I just separated from Xingna and the others, and came to her house again?"

Uehara Takuya also pecked at the cage.

"Ha, Mr. Parrot doesn't seem to like staying in the cage?" Kashiwazaki Tenma also heard the movement, walked over with a smile, bent down and looked at Uehara Takuya, and kept talking: "I asked a friend to help I chose it, they said that this kind of parrot is very smart and has a strong ability to imitate human speech, and I don't know if Senna will like it."

It turned out to be a gift for my daughter.

Takuo Uehara was also stunned.

Earlier, Kashiwazaki Xingna was talking about the surprise his father had prepared.

"Master, please don't worry, the macaw looks very beautiful, I think Missy will like it." Said the short-haired woman next to her.

"I hope so." Kashiwazaki Tenma began to mutter again.

Takuya Uehara's head got dizzy from the quarrel, and he couldn't help but change direction, looking at the woman in uniform.

Who would have thought that this woman turned her head, cupped her face with her hands and said, "Mr. Parrot, please don't stare at me like this, you will become pregnant."

Uehara Takuya: "?"

I'm just a bird!

And what kind of weird logic is this?

Uehara Takuya glanced at Kashiwazaki Tenma who was thinking about it, and he suddenly realized that there seemed to be no normal people in this family.

After a while, Kashiwazaki Senna came back.

Under Kashiwazaki Tenma's apprehensive eyes, the housekeeper named Stella next to him introduced it, and Kashiwazaki Hoshina suddenly lifted his spirits.

"It can talk? And it's smart?"

Kashiwazaki Sena moved excitedly to the birdcage.

"Thank you dad!"

Immediately, she happily ran into the house with the birdcage in her arms, obviously preparing to get acquainted with her new friends.

"She didn't dislike it... It seems that I have a good vision." Kashiwazaki Tenma coughed, concealing his inner pride.

Takuya Uehara was taken to the bedroom by Senna Kashiwazaki, and before he could make a sound, the girl opened the cage door excitedly.

"Can you speak?" Kashiwazaki Senna carefully stretched out a white finger, her eyes sparkling, "It doesn't matter if you can't speak, as long as you can compare with Ami's meat bun, then you are the most powerful parrot Already!"

Am I racing against myself?

Uehara Taku also found it funny.

Looking at Kashiwazaki Senna's expectant eyes, he didn't intend to spoil the fun, he deliberately avoided the girl's fingers, and slowly jumped out.

Kashiwazaki Senna held her breath, stared at him without blinking and said, "What are you going to do?"

Uehara Takuya naturally did not answer.

He looked around, and finally locked his eyes on the pen holder on the table.

He spread his wings and jumped vigorously, imitating the use of wings like the birds in the TV, and then...he flew lower and lower, almost hitting the desk with his head.

Fortunately, he reacted quickly and grabbed the edge of the desk with his feet in time, otherwise he would have become the first macaw to kill himself because he was not familiar with the ability to fly.

Kashiwazaki Senna hurried over, and saw Uehara Takuya biting out the pen with great effort, opening the cover, turning back to bite a booklet, and spreading it out with his claws.

"Wow!"

Such an action by a macaw is enough to cause Kashiwazaki Sena to exclaim.

But Takuya Uehara's performance is not over yet.

He turned to a blank page of the booklet, bit the pen and wrote a sentence crookedly.

Kashiwazaki Xingna followed suit: "I can't... Sese?"

She was dumbfounded on the spot.

Writing this sentence is purely Takuya Uehara's careful ridicule system.

Anyway, this system that came online late cannot communicate.

Kashiwazaki Xingna muttered with a surprised expression: "The macaw can write? But why can't you write... huh?"

At the end, her little face turned red.

Takuya Uehara tore off the page with his sharp claws.

He carefully tore it apart from the middle, and [No] and [Surse] were divided into two halves, each of which was hung on the left and right wings by him.

then……

Uehara Takuya's feet swayed, and his body swayed and swayed. When he raised the wings with the note of "No", he put down the wings with the note of "Surther".

so cycle.

Except for the non-magical BGM, he is now a perfect KFC Kodak toy.

However, the wings of birds are still inconvenient to use.

Takuya Uehara was shaking, and the [Impossible] note fell on the table.