However, I refuse!

Without any doubt, the mouse clicked on NO again.

"I urged you many times to save face, and dare to refuse, are you full? Believe it or not, I will come along the network cable to beat you. YES/NO"

Li Hao was stunned, has this tm virus become a essence? !Talking with silencer... By the way, is this dialog box so long!

Through this window, it seems that the other party's anger has reached the limit. If he refuses at this time, something unpredictable may happen. No, it should be a very scary thing... Thinking about it carefully, it seems that no one has ever dared to treat him Talking like this, if you refuse, you will completely annoy the other party...

"But..I refuse!"

The mouse clicked on the negative column again, but this time the difference was that in order to prevent future troubles, Li Hao also clicked the computer's shutdown button the moment he finished clicking. At worst, I will reinstall the system later.

What I like most, Li Hao, is to speak to those self-righteous people! NO!

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Chapter 2 You are incompetent as a salesman

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"You have no other choice. In short, you have to cross over. How dare you scold me for eating, drinking, and doing nothing at Lao Tzu's place? Now tell Lao Tzu to that window immediately, the hen is the god of the pot! Shout out a hundred times! I heard Shout until I hear you! YES/YES”

What the hell!Is the current virus so stupid? !Unexpectedly, unexpectedly so mad, since I was a child, no one has dared to be so mad at me...

Well done, young virus, you managed to get my attention.

"Needless to say! Your name is Lord God Pot, right! You don't need to go to the window to say it! I can just say it here! It's only six words..."

Gradually, Li Hao's face began to turn into a fly, and he turned his head to the window where the food delivery hadn't come yet: "Oh shit! The main pot!"

"You! YES/NO"

"What are you!" Li Hao cursed, pointing at the screen: "If you don't hear me, talk again, if you can't hear me, keep talking until you hear me!"

"Hey shit! The main god pot!"

"I want to fire you! YES/NO"

"It's me who wants to fire you! Do you want a fragrant pot or braised sauce?!"

"Meow! YES/NO"

Through the screen, Li Hao could feel that if the virus was a human being, it would explode in anger at this moment, even cleaning up a lot of things on the table to the ground.

"It seems that this is no longer negotiable, so you can go crazy now! Now you have to cross! YES/YES"

The words in the center of the screen finally changed, and there were no patterns on the window, only a few lines of ordinary words remained.

Choose one of the two, no matter which way you choose, the result is the same. This makes Li Hao, who originally wanted to be angry about the virus, have a hard time. If you order it, will it appear that he is too cowardly, but if you don’t, I feel like I can't end this disgusting virus. You must know that the game just started, if you don't go in again, your teammates will probably report him.

It seems that there can only be a little compromise.

Li Hao sighed, then silently replaced the host's hard drive, and found another one from another place.

"Since there is a virus in the hard disk, let's change it. Fortunately, I have the foresight. I used to divide the hard disk into two for fear of being infected when downloading movies. Now it is finally used."

As expected of me.

After the change, Li Hao admired himself for being so witty, but the moment he changed, everything in front of him became blurred, and then, some strange voices suddenly came from his head.

"Cold, shaking..."

"Who! Who's talking!"

Li Hao opened his eyes suddenly, the strong light made him somewhat unable to see the surrounding environment clearly, but he could still vaguely see a big ball of light in front of him.

What happened.. I just remembered that I changed a hard drive, why did it suddenly appear here?And what is this big ball of light, I want to go back!I want to go back and be my ruthless fat house!I don't want to time travel!I want my Sanbaixiong, I want my Daoguangge!

Just as Li Hao was roaring in his heart, the voice that sounded like a narration just now sounded again.

"Welcome to the space of the Lord God, my friend."

This time Li Hao heard clearly, the voice came from the big ball of light in front of him.

Photosphere...

It's fine!

"I remember I didn't click YES, you guys are embarrassing me, do you know? Do you know that I didn't want to travel through time, it's so troublesome, I just want to be a dead fat house. Let me go back, my teammates still need me to save them!"

"As reincarnators, you have no way to leave the space of the Lord God until you complete the task."

A strange shadow suddenly appeared in the center of the light sphere. Judging from the source of the sound, it should be the figure, but...

It seems to ignore Li Hao's first question, which is why he came here even though he didn't click YES.

"Don't try to change the subject, tell me why I'm here."

"Because you ordered YES? Isn't it?"

The figure seemed a little puzzled as to why Li Hao would ask this question, and his tone seemed a little surprised.

Yo, new salesman.

"Of course not! I didn't order anything. It seems that it's your fault. As a customer, you actually buy and sell by force. Let me tell you, if you don't send me back, I will let my second brother dog show you ! My third brother will bring you a divine soldier in the name of the Black Death God! Let you know what truth is!"

"hehe"

The figure snorted softly, "Did you think your so-called younger brothers would come? You have left the original world now, which means that you can no longer have anything to do with the original life, even if you were a millionaire before." Whether it's a rich man or a chief executive, none of them exist!"

So that's how it is... That means I'm a forced labor force.. It's not good..

He is not crazy, of course he can understand the meaning of the other party's words, obviously wanting to go back is already a dream, at least it is impossible to go back now.

Seeing that Li Hao had finally accepted the facts in front of him, the shadow continued to speak: "Anyway, don't give up, there is still a chance to go back, and you can go back after you unlock certain permissions. As for now, you should be honest. Be a reincarnation and do the task."

"Will there be a mortal mission?"

"No, the Lord God's Dimension will not distribute mortal..." the figure said very easily

"That's so boring!"

Li Hao, who seemed to have entered the sage mode at that moment, felt that everything had begun to become dull.

"what?"

Xingying said, is there anyone else who has made such a request?

"If you don't issue a mission that will kill you, it's no different from ordinary routine time travel. You must know that what we are about to face is an unknown world. Whether it is anime or movies, they are all living beings, not paper people. They are used as guides. You still need more training."

"Ah? Is that so...?" Human Shadow expressed a bit confused, wanted to refute but didn't know where to refute, and felt that what he said seemed to make sense...

enmmmm

"Of course, the reason why our Lord God Space is so famous and this brand can be built so successfully is to allow all customers to experience the real time travel. You completely violate the main purpose of our Lord God Space, and you can only continue to use sincerity to guide Only through continuous contact can you improve your professional ability, this little comrade still needs to study hard."

Li Hao came to the figure and patted it on the shoulder like a senior.

"Speaking of which, we haven't officially met yet, why don't you introduce yourself. My name is Li Hao, and I'm still unmarried."

"Okay senior, my name is... my wife Yuno. I just became a guide, and I don't have a boyfriend yet..."

"Well, I am more in favor of falling in love with young people, but you must not miss work, and you must achieve a win-win situation. In this way, seeing that you are a novice, my wife and classmate, you first come to a relatively simple world of falling in love , to understand how to guide them sincerely from the emotional aspect that a person needs most, remember, the main purpose of our Lord God Space is not to seek the best number of people, but to seek the highest quality! How much you pay is directly proportional to what you get!"

Is that so? Is this what a leader of the main god's space should do?

"I understand, thank you senior."

"Children can be taught." Li Hao showed a gratified smile as he said that, as if he saw the rise of an elite in the workplace

"Senior's lesson is... I'll go right away..."

My wife and classmate, who were excitedly preparing to return to the light sphere operation, suddenly froze in place while maintaining a running posture.

Wait, is he a reincarnation or am I a reincarnation?

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Chapter 3 warning, do not read

"You are poisonous! Why is the first reincarnation I received this guy! Believe it or not, I let you go to a very scary instance."

My wife, Yuno, was about to explode, and when she realized it, she turned around and saw Li Hao's smirk, and suddenly realized that she had been tricked, and her whole brain seemed to be laughing at whether she was so polite at the beginning because of her brain talk to him.

"Calm down, calm down, it was just a joke to refresh the atmosphere, now can you explain to me some things about this main god space?"

Seeing that the anger value of the other party has reached the critical point, Li Hao can't continue joking. I have read some novels about the space of the main god before. If we really travel here, it is better to keep a low profile, otherwise the newcomer in front of him will wear small shoes. That's not good, he needs his life if he wants to be a ruthless fat house, doesn't he?

"Count you acquainted!"

My wife's classmate gave Li Hao a blank look, waved his right hand in the void, and something similar to an rpg game panel appeared on the light sphere.

"Strength 4, Constitution 4, Dexterity 1, Spirit 4, Luck, 6... Well, how do you say this data... The feeling is subtle." My wife Yuno said looking at the data of her first reincarnation Frowning tightly: "If we use ten as a unit, there is no big problem with strength and physique, but why is this agility 1? ... Also, is this luck a bit high?"

"Agility is 1?"

Li Hao, who was standing behind, saw his panel and nodded silently: "Yes, I am quite satisfied with this statistic. It seems that we still need to work hard in the future."

"Satisfied with the p! Do you know that the column of agility includes reaction, dexterity, and precision, and the lowest normal person I have ever seen is 4!? Wait..."

My wife's classmate seemed to have thought of something and suddenly approached Li Hao. Although she was transformed into light, Li Hao could still feel that the other party was a girl. Her slender arms were like lotus roots, and her skin was like a baby.. .

"What are you thinking, quickly take your hands away and let me be healthy!" My wife's classmate said impatiently.

"My wife and classmates don't want it~~"

My wife stared at Li Hao with the eyes of an idiot, and kept stroking his body back and forth with her hands. At that moment, as a victim, she felt very sad.

You know this is his first time!It was so easily taken away by someone.. I am still a novice guide..

"Although I don't know what you're thinking, I'd better show that you don't think about dirty things. Do you know that your body is very bad." My wife and classmate took a deep breath and said in a deep tone.

"Do you know that your body has shrunk, and almost all the muscle fibers in your body have been fixed there. In other words, you can't bear strenuous exercise at all now. No, it's not strenuous exercise to be precise, but Once you have shortness of breath, it may lead to coma or even death. I don’t know what happened to you before time travel, but you have to fix it. I can help you advance a thousand points to restore your body to a normal state... .”

"I reject."

"Why?!"

My wife's classmate's face became incomprehensible. You must know that being a leader can make such a concession is already a great gift, but you still refuse it. It's too late for others to be happy after hearing it.

Under my wife Yuno's weird gaze, Li Hao sat on the ground, his legs bent naturally, his right hand resting on the ground in a very strange posture, his whole face seemed to become sharp and angular under the light of the ball of light.

"What I like most, Li Hao, is to say NO to those self-righteous people!"

"NO, your sister! Hurry up and agree to me. If you enter other worlds with this quality, you might just pass out after taking a few steps. Then why don't you slap yourself to death with a piece of tofu!"

With the tic-tac-toe on the forehead, my wife and classmate really wanted to punch it, but thinking of the opponent's physique...

She still has hope for her first time traveler...

perhaps..

"Isn't it impossible to shoot tofu? Frozen tofu is fine! Have you ever tried it? As a guide, you haven't even tried smashing tofu. You're really incompetent!"

I'm fine, why hit tofu! ?

My wife's classmate covered her forehead and looked at Li Hao the way she looked at Akuya. She had a premonition that if she got along with this guy, she would definitely be like a master and a husky. Humans and dogs would definitely go crazy.

"In short, let me tell you about your next strengthening direction. First, it is to make up for your basic shortcoming of agility. I won't go into details. Secondly, you can exchange for abilities that require luck to be activated in the early stage, such as 'Komaeda Nagito's Luck' and other halo effects can be exchanged for Danny J. Darby's stand-in in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure..."

While talking, a large number of exchange items began to appear on the light curtain. At a glance, everything from the lowest-level props to magic, immortality, superpowers, and even bloodlines are countless.

"As a newcomer who just came in, you can choose one of these things. Of course, here I would like to remind you that if you choose a very powerful item, then you must also bear the negative effects brought by the item. For example, the T virus, which is created by There is a high probability that it will become a zombie, understand?"

Hearing this, Li Hao quit.

"Then it's not worth it! It is said that the products produced by the main god must be high-quality products!? You are defrauding consumers, I want to complain to you! My wife is a classmate, right? Once I get through the complaint hotline, my first complaint is You, what kind of service, is not formal at all."

"Ahhhhh! Why are the places you care about so strange! Hurry up and choose, and let me complete the task after you choose! I don't want to listen to you anymore! Anyway, you can figure it out, when the time comes Don't die and blame me for not guiding you well! Scold him Ku!"

My wife Yuno is about to collapse, she thinks she has guided well enough, why is this the result! ?She was willing to pay in advance by herself, but could they do it for other people? !Also, when this guy recommends things to him, he also has a look on his face. I just don’t listen, so I deserve a beating.

"That's it."

In less than three seconds, Li Hao chose what he needed.

"Stone ghost face..."

"What? Is there a problem?" Li Hao asked suspiciously.