Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

Blowing on the air conditioner, looking at the sunshine outside the window, Luo Tianyi said the same words as Louis XVI.

Really no brains.

Bai Sumu sat on the chair and read the manga to learn the knowledge of Two-dimensional, and said without raising his head: "Some places are not hot in summer and not cold in winter, you can buy a plane ticket to go there now."

"No." Luo Tianyi shook his head, and then said thoughtfully, "Why don't you lend me the arbitrary door, I'm going to the North Pole to see penguins."

"Do you know what you're talking about?" Bai Sumu complained when he heard Luo Tianyi's words, "There are no penguins in the North Pole, and the penguins are in Shenzhen. You can go to Shenzhen to see them."

"I don't want that kind of penguin, I want that kind of penguin."

Luo Tianyi kept making gestures while talking.

This gesture is incomprehensible to those who have learned sign language or those who have not.

"Not as good as the penguins in Madagascar."

Bai Sumu closed the book.

"That's fine too, give me the penguins from Madagascar."

Luo Tianyi was talking nonsense.

"Go to sleep, take a nap, there is everything in the dream."

Bai Sumu came to Luo Tianyi's side, and patted Tianyi's shoulder with both hands.

"Then give me a massage." Luo Tianyi raised his head and looked at Bai Sumu, his eyes met with Bai Sumu who lowered his head, and said with a smile, "Xiao Baizi, give the Ai family a squeeze on your shoulders and legs .”

"I think you want to be beaten."

Bai Sumu said so with his mouth, but he squeezed Luo Tianyi's shoulders honestly with his hands.After all, she is her own wife, so if she doesn't pamper her, how can she let others pamper her?

Forget it, he is not a black tiger, nor a double-faced turtle, nor is he a boiling sheep.

He is not interested in things like Yan Yiluji, he is not Gongba brother, he is a pure love fighter, he will kill one tauren when he sees him, and he will kill them fiercely, like King Daxi.

"Hey hey, you say so, but your body is still very honest."

Luo Tianyi narrowed her eyes comfortably and enjoyed it.

"Oh, woman, isn't it because I like you?"

Bai Sumu smiled but didn't laugh.

"Oh, who told me to sink fish and wild geese, to be ashamed of flowers when the moon is closed, to be loved by everyone, and to bloom when flowers bloom."

Luo Tianyi narcissistically touched his face.

Looking back at Bai Meisheng with a smile, Liugong Fendai has no color, this refers to her.

she!

"You are so narcissistic."

Bai Sumu poked Luo Tianyi's face with his right index finger, and sighed in his heart: Why is this girl's face so big? .

"Where am I narcissistic, am I stating the truth?"

Luo Tianyi is particularly confident about her appearance. She has been cute since she was a child, and everyone said that cuteness is not worth mentioning in front of sexy, but now she is not only cute, but also sexy enough.

In this regard, Feifei has a special right to speak, because she watched her grow up, and she grew up, and Feifei also grew up, but Feifei didn't grow up completely, and she grew up completely. up.

Why Yanhe is taller than Tianyi, Yanhe has not fully grown up, but Tianyi has fully grown up, I can only say that I understand everything, and I don’t understand what I don’t understand, after all, it’s easy to get in if you know too much.

"exactly."

Bai Sumu's tone seemed to be dissatisfied, but in fact he was convinced.

Because what Tianyi said is the truth, she is indeed loved by everyone, flowers bloom when flowers bloom, and when cars see cars with flat tires.

No matter in this world or another world, there are many people who want to marry Tianyi.

Of course, there are still some fathers or mothers who want to be Tianyi.

Different fans have different feelings for Luo Tianyi.In his words, he used to like Tianyi purely because he liked songs, and he didn't care much about people's words, because he liked Baimao's words and words more than gray-haired Tianyi, and he could feel both boys and girls when getting along. Peace of mind experienced.

Going to the harem was not his original intention, but people are subject to change, let alone a playful cat, and the harem became his original intention in the end.

It's a pity that the ending of the harem was played, so what's the price?

Thinking of his nightlife, Bai Sumu sighed helplessly.

Life is not easy, Maomao sighed.

I am strong enough, but it is a pity that I have a limit. I can fight Sanying before Hulaoguan, but I can't go in and out of Changbanpo seven times like Zilong.

Is this system becoming more and more useless? The daily rewards are either Meow Points or Meow Points. Weekly rewards and monthly rewards are either damaged props or repaired props. Why can’t he be given some special rewards?

For example, what time to stop, such as a hypnosis app, or a butter medicine that provides spiritual energy, eating it will bring him back to the peak, and he will directly descend to the earth.

Living the life of a buttery protagonist without the props of a buttery protagonist is going too far.

The air is shaking and cold, when will the traversers of the Butter World stand up, will this world be better!

"Xiaobai, my fat times are gone, are you wearing me fat times?"

Hatsune Miku walked into the room, she was wearing a wide shirt that could cover her thighs and knees, it was no accident that she said this in a vacuum.

"Are you talking nonsense too?"

The corners of Bai Sumu's mouth twitched when he heard this, what kind of pervert is he, he can wear girls' stuff.

He sighed, resisting the desire to harden his fists and said: "Toilet, under the bed, sofa, check for yourself, can you wear it every day, don't just wear it when you don't go out, you really are."

I don’t wear that thing every day, and throw it everywhere when I have nothing to do. It must be hard to find when I need it.

Well, the world's number one princess, why did she become so lazy.

"Who knows if you will awaken some strange habit, and you can't help but want to wear it."

Hatsune Miku said with a smile, Bai Sumu pinched her smiling face as expected.

"You really owe..."

Before Bai Sumu finished speaking, Hatsune Miku interrupted.

"Grass (a plant)?"

Hatsune Miku Hippy Smiley Face.jpg.

"I owe you a fight!"

Bai Sumu pulled Hatsune Miku's face fiercely, this electronic ghost is really getting more and more H, something that can't be separated from H in three words.

"Hey, have you awakened S's interest?"

Hatsune Miku let Bai Sumu ravage her face, the smile on her face not only didn't weaken, but even more arrogant, anyway, Xiaobai couldn't do anything about her.

"Your mouth."

Bai Sumu twitched the corner of Hatsune Miku's mouth, this electronic ghost is really a shrimp head, steamed shrimp head.

"What, do you want a Kiss? I am willing."

Hatsune Miku smiled and closed his eyes.

"..."

Bai Sumu found that he really couldn't play Hatsune Miku. Although he was not a gentleman, he really couldn't compare to Hatsune Miku who was both a succubus and a vixen.

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PS: Push the book, "Commanders wear it, but become a ship girl", a dog-loving book, and a former V circle author, not a V family, but a V circle, those who like ship girls and LSP can go and have a look, I In fact, I also thought it would be difficult to write, but I haven’t played Jianniang for a long time, and I like Xiaobei in Jianc C very much. There are too many versions of Jianniang, so I am too lazy to write.

PS2: Let’s have a small touch tomorrow, and then work hard on the 11st of November the day after tomorrow.Try to finish it in December, and open a new book then.There are restrictions on writing in the country, so it is better to write about small days.The protagonist who once wrote about Liu Lu's identity has already become a citizen of Xiaotian.

Volume 587 College Life Is Really Happy: Chapter [-] Heh, Scumbag

Summer vacation is here, and Luoshui City is getting hotter and hotter.

This ghostly weather is getting more evil and hotter every year.

Bai Sumu was lying under the tree. He wanted to go home and turn on the air conditioner, but he felt uncomfortable after the air conditioner was on for a long time.

Go to the South Pole, it’s cold; go to the North Pole, there are bears; go to Litang, there’s no Ding Zhen.

Speaking of which, I haven't been to the island for a long time.

It's just that on such a hot day, he really has no interest in going to the island to be an islander.

Bai Sumu has been living in reality recently, not surfing the Internet every day.He spends most of his time reading, reading newspapers, fishing, writing songs, watching news on the Internet, eating melons, and making friends.

Often living in the virtual world is not a good thing. It is easy to become impetuous, violent and dull. Simply put, it is mindless and unhappy. It is either NMD or TMD, either yin and yang, or your mother is dead.

When surfing the Internet, Bai Sumu felt that the time passed quickly, from morning to afternoon, from dawn to dark in a blink of an eye.Now that he doesn’t surf the Internet less, he feels that time is slow. He takes a walk, catches cicadas, flutters butterflies, touches a few fish, and takes a nap. When he wakes up, he finds that it’s not even time to eat.

Once again not a child.

Bai Sumu looked at the community that said it had changed a lot but not big, and said that it had changed little but not small, and felt a little nostalgic for the time when he just met Tianyi.

The childhood of being a human is gone forever, and the childhood of being a cat slipped away again.

"Meow."

Has it been half a year?

Bai Sumu looked up at the sky, the time was really fast, obviously it didn't take long, but when he looked at the time, he found that half a year had passed.

In a blink of an eye, half a year has passed, and in a blink of an eye, it will be next year.

The time in this world is about to catch up with the world he traveled through in another world.

By the way, when will this unlucky epidemic end? Although cats don’t need nucleic acid tests, they still have to be tested when they become humans, otherwise some places are not easy to enter.

Electronic ghosts are omnipotent in the online world. It’s good to be able to easily change the code, but don’t bother Miku with such small things. They often go outside and test to see if they are infected. Not only for themselves, but also for those around them people.

It’s just that this size is too uncomfortable to test every two days. It’s okay that he is a cat, but Yan He and Tian Yi feel bad.

There is no way, an old lady came back from abroad, and she had an accident without any accident, which caused the whole Luoshui City to be unlucky.

This kind of thing happened not once or twice in the flower planter. There were always people coming back from the outside, either hiding their own situation or refusing to cooperate with the epidemic prevention regulations.

The online world is full of ghosts and ghosts, and the real world has more ghosts and monsters. After all, the monsters and ghosts in the online world are all ghosts and monsters living in the real world.

"Meow!"

Can this society be better?

Bai Sumu let out a loud cat meow.

This barking was like poking a cat's nest, and all the cats in the community barked.Oh no, not just the cat litter, the dog barked too.

"Meow!"

"Aww, aww!"

"Goo, goo."

There are cats, dogs, and some strange animals seem to have mixed in.

When you are a human being, you should not yell casually. First, you are likely to be looked at strangely by others, and second, you are prone to complaints from neighbors.

If you are a cat, you don’t need to worry about this, worry about that, complain?Heh, if you have the ability to catch this uncle and castrate him, otherwise you will howl, howl, howl, not only during the day, but also at night.

Bai Sumu has recently taken a liking to cats meowing everywhere, and it can't be said everywhere, just to see who is upset, and meow non-stop at someone's door.

After living in the community for so many years, many people like him, but there are still some people who don't like him. They get annoyed when they see him, and when they see him, they throw things at him, kick him or do something.

These people don't like cats and don't like cats. Why do they bully cute cats? You must know that kittens have a strong sense of revenge.

In the past, Bai Sumu didn't care about these things because he was busy. Although he didn't need to go to work or school, he needed to play games and sleep a lot. Now he is not busy, and he is very free without surfing the Internet. This allows him to take revenge These are the people who wrote it down in a small notebook.

Bai Sumu, as a professional bad cat, will never let people find out that he is the one who is meowing.He always imitated the voices of fat dragons and the cats, crying and howling non-stop in front of other people's houses and outside the windows.In this way, if something happened to Dongchuang, the annoying people would not complain to Tianyi, but to complain to other cat owners.

And because those cats and cats all have alibi, the complainants can only swallow the bitter fruit themselves.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"

On the mountain, on the top of an unknown mountain, Bai Sumu shouted towards the opposite mountain.

Because he couldn't bear the hotness of the community, he used any door to run to an uninhabited mountain where he didn't know where, but it was cool anyway, blowing and shouting.

"Heixiu, you are so despicable, you ran here to play alone."

Suddenly, a small head poked out from any door, she saw the scenery outside the door and Bai Sumu was dissatisfied.