As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

Such a change of the poem not only fits the situation but also the situation, and also scolded Du Ansou bloody. Through the description of the lively scene in the first half of the que and the reversal of the second half, the poet expresses his disdain and disdain for a certain case. Contempt, and strong dissatisfaction against it everywhere, embodies the poet's fearless spirit...

The most wonderful thing is that Hua Manlou also dug two big holes for Du Ziteng, no matter what he does, he has to jump into one: if he is angry and angry with Hua Manlou, then he will answer the words of "shame and disappointment", just right Just like the last time "Mocking Confucianism" was put on the head of a certain Hanlin, this poem will accompany him all his life and seriously affect his future; but if he doesn't fight with Huamanlou, he will inevitably be put on a soft guy by others Name, after all, the third sentence has already named him as the head of the case, and all he needs to read is his ID number. In this situation, if he still doesn't resist, what is it?

Therefore, Du Ziteng almost vomited blood on the spot.

All the scholars who watched were stunned, and the people who surrounded and suppressed Huamanlou last time even had psychological shadows.

Can there be no shadows?The last time the disgraced faces were satirized by Hua Manlou's "Mocking Confucianism", although a certain Hanlin stood in the front and suffered the damage, but all of them were affected, and this time...

Well, everyone is lucky this time, there is someone who can take the damage, and fortunately, Huamanlou is a point-to-point attack-if you change the head of the long-sleeved desk to something like a long-sleeved child, will everyone still survive?

Some people even rejoiced: It's a good thing that they didn't go up to complain, otherwise Hua Manlou's grandson might scold him!

At this moment, the atmosphere on the scene seemed to freeze, only a certain prince smiled like a mentally retarded person: "Wow ha ha ha ha... shameful disappointment ha ha ha ha ha..."

This is...

Even more mocking.

Hua Manlou didn't care about the stupid prince with a low smile, but raised his eyebrows and said to Du Ziteng: "How about it, can you still catch your eyes?"

Du Ziteng's entire face looked black and blue at first, but after hearing Hua Manlou's words, it actually started to turn red - it wasn't because he was shy, but because his vitality and blood began to become healthy...

At this stall, Du Ziteng could neither get angry nor respond, and seeing that he was about to become insane, his boss, Gu Xinghuai, hurriedly came out to smooth things over: "Ha... ha... Well, Mr. Hua Qian was just joking. Poetry club, we will meet friends through literature." Isn't it right, how can you be ashamed?"

Although this wave of emergency public relations is a bit pale, it still saved Du Ziteng's life, otherwise he would be the second person in history to be run to death - No. 1 is Wang Lang, and the one who was scolded to death by Zhuge villager is ...

Du Ziteng took a deep breath, tried his best to put on a smiling face and said to Hua Manlou, "Mr. Hua Qian is very talented, Du has been taught."

Hua Manlou ignored him, and sighed to himself: "Young people, you just need to be beaten by the society! Will you die if you don't do anything?"

219. As you wish

Huamanlou's seemingly old-fashioned words made Miss Wen beside her laugh out loud. After all, Huamanlou's actual age is only sixteen, isn't she?

But as far as Huamanlou itself is concerned, this statement is not pretending at all.

Back then, who wasn't a proud and promising young man?I used to be complacent and wanted to achieve a lot, and I also said with pride that I would not do it unless it was over 007 yuan, but after a series of beatings by the society, I still pretend to be [-] with a salary of [-] yuan. Trust the pie drawn by the boss, and understand the applause when necessary?

So, if a candidate under the imperial examination system dares to pretend to be beeping in front of Mr. Hua Qian, then Mr. Hua Qian has to represent the society and fuck his mother?

Although Hua Manlou's poem was not copied very well, but he was able to recall the poem in a short while and changed it to suit the situation, and dug two pits. This kind of operation still made many people present almost kneel on the spot. Next——Cao Zhi's seven-step poem, so he still took seven steps. Hua Manlou got up from his seat and rubbed a Shaoxing table head on the ground without moving a step. Is this a human thing?

So, Miss Wen, who was already indifferent to the boastful Du Ziteng, has a better sense of Huamanlou, and her pair of beautiful eyes have never been locked on Huamanlou, which makes his brother even more distressed: The head of the case in Shaoxing Prefecture... that's it?

But Hua Manlou turned his head and met Miss Wen's smiling gaze, which immediately made him freeze: My good guy, this look...why can a man's eyes be so bright and colorful?Didn't Mr. Ye practiced in Xianggongtang?

After all, you see, no matter how disguised and disguised as a man, primary school students can always write that eyes are the windows of the soul or something, such smart and charming eyes can't be learned by elders, right?For example, the chief of the case, now his eyes look like a dead fish...

After taking their seats, Hua Manlou didn't bother to pay attention to Zhao Ren, who was about to laugh himself to death, and didn't bother to pay attention to the expressions of a group of scholars, so he chatted with Wen Liang again: "Um... what were we talking about just now? Oh, the hot air balloon is right Bar?"

Miss Wen nodded with a smile.

Hua Manlou was thinking that Mr. Wen Ge even told him about this disciple, so he must have nothing to say about hot air balloons, so he said: "Brother Ye, if you are interested, you can go to Xishan for a few days in the next year. It’s okay for Hua to show you. The so-called three-person plan is well established, maybe Brother Ye can give some suggestions, right? Your Majesty attaches great importance to this matter..."

There is nothing wrong with inviting 'Ye Gucheng' to Xishan, because the matter of coming to Xishan is not a secret with Mr. Ge, and Huamanlou is not afraid that Mr. Ye will steal some core technology, but can sell it to Mr. Wenge. Personal affection—you know, if there was no Lao Wen about the previous exchange market, the play would not have been able to be performed, so you have to give this little face, right?

Now, the fact that 'Ye Gongzi' chatted with him without hesitation in front of so many scholars is enough to prove that he is different from the typical scholars these days—to put it bluntly, he is not the same as Du Ziteng, so make friends with him It never hurts, does it?

Come three...

For some reason, Hua Manlou always felt that he could chat with this person, maybe it was because everyone had a high IQ?

When Wen Liang heard Huamanlou's invitation, the smile on his face became even stronger: "I'm determined to do what I want, but I dare not invite you. When the weather is better, I'm definitely going to bother you."

Well, Miss Wen really doesn't want to go out when it's cold, let alone Beijing?

But Wen Liang himself didn't expect to meet Hua Manlou today, and to meet him so quickly.

To be honest, Miss Wen's admiration for Huamanlou is only admiration, occasionally mixed with some curiosity, but there is absolutely no love for children. After all, how can a strange woman like her who spends all day thinking about the way to strengthen the country like her? Coincidentally, feelings are far greater than reason?

To put it bluntly, IQ is much higher than EQ, this girl is slower than Qi Wanrong to get enlightened.

But the problem is, friendship, who comes and goes, who can talk about the future?A certain elder brother thinks so, and feels very terrified: It's fine to get in touch, but you still have to go to Xishan?It's a site full of flowers, and it will be called Tian Tian Ying... Cough, what if this guy's sweet talk really makes the girl fall in love with him and wants to marry him?

Thinking of this, Mr. Wen became even more resentful towards Du Ziteng...

While Hua Manlou was chatting with Wen Liang, Gu Xinghuai, the warm-up tool, started to mend the atmosphere again with great embarrassment, and the more he mended, the more desperate he became: Even if Hua Manlou's poems are not ancient quatrains, they can be put in satirical poems It is still considered to be the top one. Under such circumstances, how can a group of guys who specialize in stereotyped studies go to seek humiliation?So for a while, no one dared to show up.

Gu Xinghuai secretly scolded Du, who hadn't recovered yet: I said it's okay, don't provoke Hua Manlou, why didn't you, Du Ziteng, escape the summer heat like this?Nie Hanlin fell into other people's hands, how can you be better than others when co-authoring your case?

Gu Xinghuai was thinking of announcing the successful conclusion of the poetry meeting, but Zhao Ren, the young master of fire, hadn't played enough. After laughing enough, he said again: "Eh? What? , no one is going to challenge? Didn’t you just yell for beatings and killings, and this is the end? Or, don’t decide on any topic, just write poems?”

Therefore, His Royal Highness deserves to be His Royal Highness, who can stop him except Emperor Guangxing if he has not played enough?

What's more, Zhao Ren was extremely uncomfortable with the eccentric look of the chief of a certain case. He thought in his heart: the imperial examination is to select talents for the imperial court, so why choose such a thing as **?If this kind of fish that slipped through the net is put into the imperial court, I'm afraid it will be like a bird with those sour scholars in the Hanlin Academy in the future, right?

God is sorry, Du Ziteng was enlightened at the age of three and learned calligraphy at the age of five. After more than ten years of hard work, he got the Shaoxing desk with a very high gold content. He thought this was the first pinnacle of his life, but who would have participated in such a boring poem? The lights will be extinguished by the head of Da Zhao's next generation, and the poor half of his life...

But at this time, Du Ziteng still didn't know his situation. How could he not be a little arrogant as the head of the case in Shaoxing?The anger from being taunted by Hua Manlou on his face has not subsided yet, so after hearing Zhao Ren's words, his blood pressure went up again, so he shouted: "Okay, here comes the pen!"

Gu Xinghuai rubbed his forehead and sighed: After several confrontations, Huamanlou has an absolute advantage and is crushed. Maybe he is a peerless genius who is unique in a million, but you can't stand a few sarcastic remarks. This... okay?

And Hua Manlou, who had just chatted with Wen Liang, couldn't help but frowned again when he heard the words: What's the matter, you haven't climbed out of the pit yet, and you still want to die?Look at this, do you want yourself to fill in some soil?

That's fine, as you wish, if you use poetry, fairy poetry, holy poetry, ghosts, poetry, and ghosts, you will be bullied!

(Hey? Today is April Fool's Day? Why did I forget to tease everyone?)

220. Master, this is a master!

As we all know, writing poetry is the same as coding. If there is no inspiration, it must be a cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, and [-] characters for two days, so there is the word "deliberation" - Dian Chu In Jia Dao's "Title Li Ning's Secluded Residence", the bird sits in a tree by the pool, and the monk knocks on the door under the moon.

Well, Jia Dao has to ponder for a long time for a word, let alone the whole poem?

Therefore, unless you have written a poem on the spot with a limited topic, unless you have done a similar poem before, or Wen Siquanyong's poem fairy, otherwise, even if you write it, it will probably not be very good, unless you are Cao Zhi.

Of course, about solar terms and other poems, after all, it’s just the group of scholars in Dazhao. Whenever there is a festival, there must be some poetry meetings. It’s the right thing to prepare in advance, and what... If there is a poetry meeting, one poem There are no decent poems, isn't the fineness of this poem meeting embarrassing?

But there is no limit to the topic, and there are some scholars who don't write some poems these days?So what Zhao Ren meant was, take out all the poems you wrote earlier, and see if you can catch the eyes of the famous poet Hua Manlou. Doesn't that give Du Ziteng hope to turn around?

After all, Hua Manlou's "Farewell to Father in the Mountains" is quite unreliable, and the second half of the poem mocking Du Ziteng just now is not amazing, so maybe he will win?

So today it became like this:

Zhao Ren: Garbage, come on?

Du Ziteng: I have never seen such an arrogant person since I grew up.

Zhao Ren: Hey, you saw it today.

So like a gambler, Du Ziteng went crazy. This time, he gambled not only his face, but also everything about himself.

After all, this kind of thing, with Nie Hanlin Zhuyu in front, Huamanlou's second scolding will not appear to hurt too much, and this time Huamanlou's ridicule is not as strong as "Mocking Confucianism", so I will say it in a few days Maybe people will forget about Du Ziteng being slapped in the face.

But he couldn't stand Zhao Ren's provocative stud, which directly made the great educator Huamanlou go online.

Seeing Du Ziteng splashing ink with a murderous look, Gu Xinghuai hurriedly brought the pen and ink to Huamanlou, and said with a wry smile: "Mr. Qian, look at this..."

Hua Manlou looked at the unlucky guy and couldn't help sighing again: "Brother Gu, I really can't blame me for today's incident, but...forget it, please come to the Huai'an uncle's residence in a few days, and discuss something with Gu brother .”

Hua Manlou really felt a little sympathetic to this guy, so thinking that this guy is free anyway, why not take him to do something together.

But how could Gu Xinghuai be in the mood to think about things for a few days now?He casually agreed to put the pen and ink on Huamanlou's table, but Huamanlou looked at the smiling and gentle and said: "I don't know why my arm is a little sore today, can I ask Brother Ye to write for me?"

The sore arm is fake, but the ugly handwriting is real. After all, Hua Manlou never studied calligraphy in his previous life, and he was such a bad gambler in his previous life...

Wen Liang was unaware of him, upon hearing Huamanlou's invitation, he took the pen and ink and spread out the white paper, then nodded at Huamanlou.

Huamanlou pondered for a moment, and then spoke slowly: "The sound of autumn keeps flying swallows, and the dream breaks with the heart. I want to write songs and poems about my sorrows and complaints, and the moon is late. The building is high and long. It's cold and cloudy. The cold wind keeps the lights on, and the courtyard is small in the quiet night, and the half-window is bright."

When Hua Manlou opened his mouth, everyone froze for a moment, because it was a song, and it was a typical poppy.

Wen Liang continued to write down calmly, but the other scholars present were delighted: They all said they wanted to compose a poem, but you spent a lot of time writing the whole poem, so didn't Du Ziteng win without a fight?

It has to be said that although many people could not get used to Du Ziteng who was flaunting his status as the chief of the case before Huamanlou arrived, but everyone is a scholar after all, so naturally they want to stand on the side of the scholar at this time, right?

So for a while, some people sneered, some despised, some disdained, and the whole teahouse suddenly became lively again.

As for Du Ziteng...

After all, Du's case was Stud, he didn't care about what was going on with Huamanlou, he just kept writing, and it looked like it was still a long poem.

As the proprietor, Gu Xinghuai looked here and there, and then broke again: Love whoever, what the hell, if I hold a poetry meeting next time, I will be a dog!

Not long after, Wen Liang stopped writing. She looked at Hua Manlou with a calm face, and then carefully looked at the words written by herself on the table. After thinking about it with her head tilted, she couldn't help but smile: So in this way!

Hua Manlou glanced at Du Ziteng who was still waving his brush, smiled slightly, picked up the poem from the warm table and handed it to Gu Xinghuai: "Please trouble Brother Gu to read it."

After taking it, Gu Xinghuai was taken aback: What is there to think about?Didn't your old man read it just now?Could it be that you are afraid that the people around you may not hear you clearly?

Seeing his expression, Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Try reading it backwards."

"Read... backwards?" Gu Xinghuai's heart moved: "Palindrome?"

After lowering his head and carefully looking at the whole poem, Gu Xinghuai suddenly became excited: Master, this is a master!

Palindromic poems, as the name suggests, are poems that can be read back and forth, and read both forward and backward into chapters, and this kind of poem is a typical feature of the Celestial Dynasty, which cannot be played in any language.

There are actually quite a few types of palindrome poems. For example, Su Dongpo’s younger sister, Su Xiaomei, played such a palindrome poem at the beginning: “The lotus pickers are in Lvyangjin, and there is a new song in Lvyangjin; "Shuyu Picking Lotus" is so beautiful.

And Huamanlou's poem is a copy... cough, carrying a poem by Qing Dynasty poet Zhang Fen. Reading back and forth becomes a beautiful essay, which is used to slap faces... Ahem, it is perfect for educating a certain case.

So Gu Xing began to recite with full enthusiasm: "The bright window half-covers the small courtyard, and the night is still and the lights are still left. Poetry expresses resentment and sorrow. The desire to break the heart follows the dream, and Yan Fei keeps saying autumn."

This is the case with the characters of the Celestial Dynasty, even if there are a few random characters, it can be read correctly, and this word is to some extent for show, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a show of skill.

So, Wen Liang laughed, Du Ziteng went down on the spot, and everyone else was dumbfounded.

As for poetry, people say, "If you read [-] Tang poems by heart, you can recite them even if you don't know how to write them." Who can't come up with a few poems?That is, there are several poets in the old man's group, so as a well-educated case leader, he can come up with a few sentences that are not so hip, right?

But in the final analysis, Du's case is a stereotyped party under the imperial examination system who specializes in studying the theory of sages. To them, poetry is a small way, so since it is a small way, how solid is his foundation?

Therefore, although Du Anshou came up with his favorite work, when Hua Manlou composed a poem showing off skills on the spot, he had already lost.

Flowers all over the building, complete victory!

221. Take it for me

Amidst the shocking expressions of a large group of people, Hua Manlou bid farewell to Wen Liang indifferently, and then dragged the crown prince, Shi Shiran, who was still about to fight, and left, leaving behind a group of scholars looking at each other and a ashen-faced Shaoxing Mansion desk.

Gone, all gone—this is all the current thinking of the classmate at the desk.

Of course, his identity as the chief of the case is still there. Although he didn't get Jieyuan, he still has the fame of Juren, but his future is already very slim. As long as he is still in the circle, then anyone will remember that he singled out a general. What's the use of being a Jinshi under such circumstances?

Losing the face of a scholar, what good will come of it? Don't you see that those big shots in the court don't treat Nie Hanlin very much anymore?He is a serious Jinshi!

The fact that Hua Manlou once again made a move at the Shangyuan Poetry Association quickly spread among the literati circles in the capital. The two poems and one word (correct) he wrote on the spot once again shocked many people's nerves.

I have to say that there are still many people who held the idea of ​​"the flowers are full of flowers but nothing" like Du Ziteng before, but with the appearance of this palindromic poem by Yu Meiren, many people can't help but wipe the cold sweat from their heads: It's a good thing, it's a good thing that he didn't go to death, otherwise, wouldn't he be as messed up as Du Ziteng?

Even Mr. Wen Ge carefully wrote down the palindrome poem and commented on it after hearing about it, and finally the old man smiled wryly and made a comment: "If you have a little more knowledge, this scorpion Maybe it really has become a fig leaf for the great Zhao poetry circle, this... who can I ask for reasoning? The poem is right, but the person is wrong!"

The last sentence of Lao Wen has two layers of meaning, and this time Wen Yuchen understood it well: the first layer means that Hua Manlou is not a serious scholar, but he can write such excellent poems, which means Where should the faces of all the scholars in Dazhao be put?

If it continues like this, it is estimated that future generations will not be able to ridicule a few words about the incompetence of the great Zhao literati when they read Hua Manlou's poems. Who makes you even inferior to a general?

That's why I said, if the person is wrong, this scorpion is outrageous...

The meaning of the second layer is related to Mr. Wen Ge's little padded jacket: Originally, under the guidance of Mr. Wen Ge, Miss Wen didn't like scholars who only went around in the circle of Four Books and Five Classics, but the current atmosphere is like this, serious Scholars who apply what they have learned?

Therefore, under this premise, Wen Liang originally admired Huamanlou very much, and now, with the introduction of the Poetry Club, he crushed Du Ziteng, whom Wen Ge wanted to match up with, on the spot. It would be fine if Hua Manlou was also a scholar, but he is a hard-core noble...

If Huamanlou had the talent, even if he was a beggar or something, Mr. Wen Ge would not be so entangled, but Xungui can't do it. Civil servants and Xungui are mixed together. Does Wen Ge not lose face?

In the final analysis, it's all Benzema's fault... It's all the fault of Du Ziteng!Well done, you provoked that freak fucker?

While Wen Ge was sighing here, Emperor Guangxing was also commenting on Hua Manlou's poems - of course, a certain prince was naturally kneeling in a corner and drawing circles with tears in his eyes.

After reading and re-reading the poem in his hand, Emperor Guangxing couldn't help but glared at Zhao Ren again: Other people's sons are capable of literature and martial arts, and they make hot headlines every now and then, but why is his own son so incomprehensible? tuned?

What angered Emperor Guangxing the most was that he felt that as a prince, he naturally had to follow the kingly way and follow the right way. After all, when the monarch obtained the supreme power, he had to set an example for all the people.It turned out to be a good thing, a prince like you went to tell tales, isn't that plausible?

The so-called top beam is not straight and the bottom beam is crooked. If you have such a prince's conduct, then it is clear at a glance who you will use when you ascend the throne in the future. Wouldn't it be that Da Zhao will be mistreated by you?

So Zhao Ren was beaten again.