Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

Leoric said: "I still say the same thing, why the hell did you go? When I first warned you, why didn't you kill this fat man? Besides, you are his bodyguard, right?" ?Your responsibility is to protect the safety of the owner, right? Look at your conduct, what kind of guard are you? If you show some backbone, I might leave you as a whole corpse, just your virtue, ha ha! I won’t keep it for you, chop it up and feed it to the fish.”

The captain of the guard was furious, and shouted: "Then I'll fight with you!" He drew his sword and slashed at Leoric, but Leoric just snorted coldly, but didn't fight back, because he knew someone would protect him safety.

Gouzi and the succubus rushed up one left and one right. The succubus wrapped his whip around the enemy's hand holding the knife, and then released an electric current, which made the man twitch violently.As soon as the current stopped, Gouzi slapped him down to the ground, and then the big armored dog of three or four hundred catties stood on the man.Not to mention struggling, the guy's spine was broken on the spot.

Then Leoric asked Gou Zi to execute the death sentence of "three dogs quartering" the guy, and then threw him into the river.Three dogs, as the name suggests, is the same as five horses, except that instead of five horses, three heads of a hellhound are used. The dog grabs the guy's neck and arms, bites it, and kills it. It is divided into four pieces.Then the black-robed nun next to her swept the pile of rubbish into the trolley carrying the corpse, pushed it into the river and sank it.

Then there was only the fat man, Kolo Jagober, who knelt on the ground and cried loudly, saying, "Master Leoric, please let me go! I am Milan's brother, we are brothers and sisters... ah No, we are siblings! He must not have the heart to see me die."

Milan's brother?Leoric then took out the flower fairy, put it in his ear like a mobile phone, and said, "Milan, your brother begs... oh, okay, I understand." Then he stuffed the flower fairy into his pocket.

"Milan said let me leave you a whole body." Leoric said.

"What! My brother won't do this, he misses brotherhood the most! Impossible!"

"Fuck, I left you the whole body, isn't that out of love?" Leoric frowned and said, "Don't push yourself too hard, okay?"

Is this overreaching?

Carol Jagober cried and said, "Master Leoric, I know the locations of our three hidden vaults..."

"Milan said he knew four," Leoric said.

Kao Luo was shocked and said, "Impossible! I only know three, and they know four! He must have lied to you."

"Then tell me, which three are they?"

"After I finish speaking, you will kill me immediately!"

"If you don't tell me, I'll kill you right now!" Leoric put the knife on his neck.

Kao Luo yelled in fright, and quickly said: "One in the swamp of the River Bend, one in Xiaoni Village, and one in Donghai Bay!"

"Thank you!" Leoric cut Koro's neck quickly, and then asked the black nuns to dispose of the body and bury him in the ground.

There is really no one who can fight, Leoric sighed, this landing battle is really boring, it is a waste of time.

"By the way, why didn't you see Delvin?" Leoric asked, "Where did the culprit go?"

The soldier next to him said in a low voice: "I heard that... it seems that he ran away?"

"Run away?" Leoric sneered, "I want to see where he can go!"

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Chapter 160 Six: Can you cook?

The battle area of ​​the Jinsha River is actually very narrow. The enemy is surrounded by the river in the south, the city in the north, the sea in the east, and the mountains in the west. Delwin is difficult to fly with his wings, and under the premise that the three bridges are all destroyed, the only place he can go is the north. "Sea Salt City".But Delwin's main army is finished, does he still expect to rely on Haiyan City to fight against me?

Leoric took a group of prisoners and said, "Are you Delwin's guards? Tell me, where is Delwin Jagbober?"

Everyone looked at each other with panicked expressions, but no one answered.So Leoric grabbed a prisoner and asked, "If you can tell me where Delwin is, I will spare your life."

The man's eyes widened, and he said in horror: "I told you, you won't spare me! You are a murderous demon!"

"You are right." Leoric nodded, and then killed him with a knife.Then he grabbed another man by the collar and asked, "What about you?"

"You mean what you say? Tell you, you let me go?"

"It counts." Leoric nodded.

The soldier said, "Then...that guy Delwin probably went to church, in the chapel! He's always plotting something with a 'god baby' over there."

"God baby?" Leoric asked, "What is that?"

"It is said that it is the ancestor god of the plateau people - the incarnation of the sun god. I don't know the specifics."

Leoric nodded, and said to the guards beside him, "Give him a small boat and three days' rations, and let him go where he wants to go."

The prisoner was so relieved when he heard this, that he burst into tears, his collar and crotch were soaked together, and the smell was unpleasant.

Leoric sent soldiers to surround the church first, and then rode his own horse.Sitting on the horseback, blowing the cool river breeze, he felt an inexplicable sense of comfort - he couldn't tell what it was like, but he felt that his body and soul were light, as if he had escaped gravity.Thinking back on his actions just now, he felt a beautiful pleasure of "overriding other people's life and death".

He couldn't help thinking: No wonder the Crow King likes to kill people. It turns out that playing with other people's lives is addictive.

At this time, Leoric came to the square in front of the church.

Leoric swore that he had never seen such a strange scene in his two lifetimes.

A huge altar made of wood and stones is burning in the raging fire. Inside the altar, there are many charred bodies burning. It is difficult for Leoric to tell how many corpses are inside, because they have been burned so badly that they cannot be seen. Outline.There are many people lying around beside the altar, some of them are corpses. These corpses look strange, their tongues and eyes protrude, and their mouths and noses are full of plasma and filth. It looks like they have been hanged, but Romy La told Leoric that most of these people died of mental exhaustion; there were also a few half-dead, these people twisted like bugs on the floor, twitching in pain with doubts, and blood oozing out of their mouths, noses and eyes From time to time, he shouted madly, "Long live the ancestor god".Only a very small number of people can still stand, and these people are also abnormal, either slowly wandering around the fire like dull zombies, occasionally making a scalp-numbing cry or two; or they are crazy, see Leoric rushed forward and bit them. Of course, these guys had no fighting power, and Pushilla knocked down one of them with a swing of his whip.In addition, there were a few shirtless men having sex, shaking their bodies and roaring like beasts, during which they praised "Long Live the Ancestor God" twice from time to time.

The entire altar was surrounded by a stench, and when the wind blew, the ashes of the corpse would float in the air. Howling, screaming and crazy laughter intertwined, making one's scalp numb.

Romila frowned and said, "I don't like this place." Puxia also said, "Me too. This place looks even worse than my demon hometown."

Leoric nodded and said, "Let's deal with this."

After speaking and gesturing, the soldiers understood, and went up to end the painful, sinful and pathetic lives of these cultists.The souls of these people have been squeezed dry by the evil gods, and staying in the world will only increase suffering.

Pushila looked at the scene of the massacre with relish, and said with a smile: "This time, the master may have confirmed his reputation as a butcher."

Leoric snorted, and said: "It's not that I killed innocent people indiscriminately, but that there are too many people who should be killed here-if the Jagbo coalition forces stand in a row, it may be wrong to kill them all, but every now and then Killing one by one will definitely slip through the net."

Pusilla giggled amused by these words, while the little Romila on her shoulder said, "It's not bad to get rid of the evil. What's more, the more people kill, the stronger the resentment is, which is not a bad thing for a general... "

"Resentment? What kind of resentment?" Leoric asked.

"Ah, Leo, don't you know?" Little Romila blinked, "I thought you knew about it."

Seeing the cultists howling under the butcher's knife, Leoric nodded and said to Romila, "Let's listen."

"Uh, to put it simply, when you have directly or indirectly killed someone, you will accumulate grievances on your body. People in power, great heroes, generals, etc., will definitely bear a lot of grievances, which is also called killing karma. You see, don’t the dead souls go to the underworld? But the dead will always have residual thoughts, and this small part of residual thoughts will stay in the world because of obsessions. If they die violently, they will possess the enemy’s body..."

Leoric felt a chill run down his spine, and said, "And then?"

"After being possessed, resentment will be released, but basically there is no harm. After all, they are a group of dead ghosts, and there is nothing they can do in life, let alone only a wisp of remnant soul left after death?" Romila spread her hands arrogantly. The degree of your insomnia and nightmares, if your mind is not firm, you may go crazy, hell or something, but your mind is as firm as Lord Leoric, and you will never be harmed. Even, your spirit will follow this resentment. Grow through hard work and become more and more determined.”

Leoric nodded, thinking: Oh, to put it bluntly, it means that mobs actually have experience points, which can enhance my spiritual power and the strength of the holy relic.This setting is to encourage me to kill more people?It's pretty wicked.

At this time, the altar had been cleaned up, the fire was extinguished, and the cultists were all carried away. Leoric then came to the inside of the church. The church was the same as the outside. There was a stench of corruption inside the room, and Mixed with the fresh smell of blood, it feels like a scene from a ghost film.Leoric walked through the hall and came to the "chapel" at the back. He kicked the door and went in, and found that there was no Delvin in the chapel, only a lot of dead bodies and a lot of blood; A small skull with a baby, and a message written in black blood under the chair.

"Leoric, I remember you," said the message.

Leoric waved his hand and said, "Burn this damn place!"

So, the church full of evil disappeared in the fire.

Later, Leoric sent someone to investigate, and it seemed that Delwin had run back to Haiyan City.Leoric wasn't in a hurry to chase after him, anyway, he was going to fight Haiyan City in two days, so he just wanted to catch the turtle.

The next step is to clean the battlefield and count the spoils.Shia led people to do these things, but Leoric had nothing else to do, so he wandered freely in the enemy camp.The elf and the succubus followed the whole process, one on the left and one on the right, like two bodyguards.There are also many guards following behind, with their heads held high and their chests held high, showing off their might.

The camp was neat and orderly, not in a mess as if it had just been fought. Tents, supplies, equipment, and weapons were all brand new.According to Philip, the seized items are basically "first-hand goods." Many boots, gloves, etc. have not even been packaged. They are packed together and flattened. What about Kaifeng?Leoric said that when Haiyan City is conquered, Philip will transport these materials back to the warehouse in Haiyan City, and then take the Trident waterway to transport them directly to Wild Wolf City in a few days.

The more combat supplies, the better. If you want to fight other barbarian kings later, the logistics must keep up.Moreover, it is not enough just to support the war by fighting, and the land that has been conquered needs to be managed well. Leoric has already had some ideas, but he has not had the opportunity to practice them.In short, we must prepare for war in advance. First, Leoric has the concept of "self-cultivation, family governance, and world peace". Second, we need to collect more holy relics and level up more, so that we can open the truth. On the second floor of the door, follow Cassandra to the next era.

By the way, what happened to Miss Witch?I haven't contacted her for a long time, so I need to say hello.

As Leoric walked, he saw the watchtower where Delwin had previously commanded the battle. The place was originally a high-rise restaurant with a river view, but was requisitioned to be used as a watchtower + headquarters.This small building is quite beautiful. The outside is painted with sunset paint, covered with curtains and colorful flags, and decorated with naked angel statues. Looking inside, it is also very luxurious.There were local people in the accompanying guards, so they introduced: "General, this place is called the 'Golden Sun Tower', which is the place where the old swamp king inspected sailors in ancient times. Later, when we wiped out the swamp people, someone changed this castle into a luxurious It was a hotel. Later, it was owned by a wealthy businessman on the sea, and it was well managed. It is considered a famous scenic spot in the Jinsha River area. People from the Jia Gebo family often come here to gather, and celebrities from all walks of life will also be proud to climb this tower. There are boat races, circus performances, food competitions, and various activities. It is very lively on weekdays.”

Oh, it sounds like the ancient Tengwang Pavilion?

On a whim, Leoric said: "Come here, put my military flag on the top of the tower, set up a table of good food, get some wine, I want to drink afternoon tea here. Oh, and bring me the air conditioner." .”

Get some wine for afternoon tea?Although everyone felt very strange in their hearts, no one dared to speak, and then a few soldiers went to make arrangements.

Although people say that Leoric has the noble character of a saint, in fact, Leoric thinks that his spiritual awareness has not reached the level of a saint, or it is still far away.He still loves wine, sex and wealth, and loves fishing.

It is also because of this that Leoric has never put himself in a high position. He has always regarded himself as an ordinary person, equal to everyone in personality.Therefore, when he finished the command to catch fish in a fair manner, he felt guilty, and felt that the eyes of the people around him looked at him with a hint of disdain.

Leorick couldn't help justifying his fish-fishing behavior in his heart: Fuck, I, Leorick, contributed the most to being able to win the battle, what's wrong with being lazy and drinking some wine?

But in fact, he purely has too much inner drama.Everyone heard that he was going to drink on the "Golden Sun Tower", and they thought nothing more than "As expected of King Leoric, the general flag will be planted in the enemy's base camp, and he will sit on the enemy's command tower to watch the scenery." Drinking, really heroic" and this kind, can a general ascending to a height and drinking be called fishing?It was an expression of pride.

Leoric went directly to the top floor. The entire tower is a semi-open wooden structure, which is different from the European style of "stone castle, vaulted hall". Therefore, sitting on the top floor, the view is extremely wide, and the view of the river is at a glance. There is nothing left, and the wind blows from all directions, which is very refreshing in summer, but a little colder can blow people out of migraines.

The accompanying soldiers told Leoric, "General, the waiters and cooks on the Golden Sun Tower are still there, do you want them to serve you?"

"Okay, I just want to provide authentic service. By the way, can I order food?" Leoric has long heard that the seafood and river seafood here are the best. Before the war, he ate only dried meat and salted fish. I want to get some fresh goods to satisfy my hunger.

Romila said worriedly at this time: "Leo, is it okay to use the enemy's chef? Will it be unsafe?"

Leoric said with a smile: "Damn! Don't worry, he doesn't dare! And even if he poisons me, he won't kill me!"

As he spoke, he called the hotel staff over.Two cooks, four waiters, and a manager, when they saw Leoric, they all turned pale with fright and trembled all over. Two of them couldn't stand up at all, and knelt down before they could speak.

Leoric wondered, "Am I that scary?"

Those people didn't dare to answer, they just lowered their heads, and the timid two started to sob even more.Pushilla was giggling, and little Romila said to him: "My lord, you just slaughtered most of the coalition troops, not to mention them, our boys are a little afraid of you."

"Really?" Leoric rubbed his chin and laughed.

He subconsciously touched the black knife in his hand, and muttered with a smirk: "Everything is born to support people..."

No one at the scene could understand this stalk, but everyone seemed to feel the murderous intent of the Kazakh, and they all backed away; Leoric felt lonely, put the knife back, put on an amiable smile and said: "Hey!" Hey, don't be afraid, don't be afraid! I don't kill good people, I only kill bad people. Those guys in Jia Gebo really deserve to die. They don't say anything about collecting people's fat, colluding with government and businessmen, and doing all kinds of speculation and hoarding. Did I kill them wrong? You Look, I let go of those who were forced to fight... Oh, you guys, look up and listen to me."

The chef and the waiters raised their heads slightly, but they didn't dare to meet Leoric's eyes.Leoric said: "I never kill innocent people indiscriminately. I know that you guys are all businessmen. I was caught by Jagbo. Don’t cry now, hurry up and get the menu, and hurry up to the table! Bring a table of good food, not only will I not punish you, but I will also reward you.” Leoric said, lightly With a touch of the devil rune on his arm, he took out a small bag of gold coins from the "contract space", then stood up, and put the gold coins in front of the chef with his own hands.

Seeing him so friendly, everyone felt at ease.The oldest old chef among them said in fear: "Master Leoric, we want to serve you well, but we have been fighting these days, and the ingredients in the shop are running out, so we can't make any big dishes, uh, I'm afraid I've neglected you."

ah?Leoric frowned, and said in his heart, "Disappointment!" Then he thought that these people didn't do it on purpose, so why bother with them?So he said, "What ingredients are there, and what can you cook?"

"I can cook a few home-cooked dishes for ordinary people, but I'm afraid it won't catch your eye. Don't blame me then." The old man said and saluted.

Leoric thought for a while, and said, "Well, why don't you just bring all the ingredients over, you can process whichever one I like, how about it?"

"Okay, of course!"

After talking, a few people went to carry the ingredients. Seeing that they were short of manpower, Leoric asked the soldiers around him to help.After a while, those people came carrying a few big boxes, which were full of all kinds of fresh vegetables, raw meat, and seafood. According to the captives, Delwin and the others planned to eat here while fighting. He even once uttered wild words that he would clean up Leoric in the time it took for a meal, but he didn't expect to "eat the banquet in reverse" in the end.

Leoric looked at a few wooden boxes and saw that there were some common ingredients in them, such as chicken, duck, fish, etc. He thought that it would be better to get a few home-cooked dishes, which would be better than the food in the army. His eyes lit up.Leoric laughed suddenly and said:

"You have this good thing, but you still say there are no ingredients? Do you know how to cook?"

The cooks were taken aback by Leoric's question, and hurried over to check, it turned out to be a box of crabs.The old cook picked up a heavy crab and said, "My lord, isn't this a water beetle? Does your lord like this?"

"Water beetle?" Leoric looked at the "fat" river crab, and his saliva was about to drip, "Isn't this a crab? Don't you all eat this?"

The cook smiled embarrassedly and said, "Nobles generally don't like this."

Leoric could tell that what he said was more tactful, to put it bluntly: only the poor eat this.

I am afraid that there is no crab-eating culture here, but it seems that there is one less "crab-eating warrior".

The cook also introduced: "There are indeed some water beetles, water worms and so on. Unfortunately, the oysters are smelly and cannot be eaten by adults. However, if Lord Leoric doesn't mind these, we can also cook them for you. What do you think? ?”

Water bug?Leoric looked down and realized it was a lobster.

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Chapter 160 Seven: Be the first to eat crabs

Do you dare not eat crabs or lobsters?Damn, reckless waste!

Leoric asked him, "Will you do it?"

The chef said: "If it is made, it is cooked in the same way as fish."

Leoric said hastily: "Just steam it! Put some shredded ginger and some vinegar."

"Steamed?" The chef looked blank.

Oh, and there is no steamer here either.

But this technique is not complicated, and Leoric explained it clearly to them. After listening to it, all the cooks were amazed—how could it be like this?So I hurried to make a steamer, all excited like scientists who discovered a new theorem.

Seeing the chef and the waiters run away, Romila folded her arms and laughed, saying, "Brut people can't appreciate this kind of delicacy without the shell. It's still Lord Leoric's style."

Leoric couldn't help but think of the "Hongmen Banquet" that he ate on the "Turtle Island in the Heart of the River" before. At that time, the old regent entertained him with all kinds of traditional mixed-blood elves dishes, and the taste was biased towards Cantonese cuisine. It seems that he has seen it before. The elves are eating crabs.

"It seems that you understand it well?"

"That's right! He's very good at it." Little Romila released his electric eyes at him.

After piercing that layer of window paper, Romila lost the nobility of a queen in front of him, but was a little more playful and cute.

Little Romila leaned into Leoric's ear, and said proudly: "When you get to Haiyan City, get some fresh parallel imports, and I'll cook for you."

Even though she is a queen, her marriage power is higher than that of Shia.In the past two days, she has taken care of Leoric in every possible way, as if she was caring for something fragile.As an older single female elf who has been self-cultivating, producing and selling herself for a long time, Her Majesty the Queen can do almost everything, including cooking, female red weaving, and even housework.

Romila herself said that it was "out of interest". After all, she didn't want to be a queen from the beginning. She once dreamed of becoming someone's bride and then a full-time wife.Later, she was forced to become a queen, which can only be said to be a trick of good fortune.But she "is in Cao Ying and her heart is in Han", and she still has to learn how to be a good wife.

And Romila will not only take care of Leoric's basic necessities of life, but also take care of Shia and Puscilla, worrying about everything like an old mother.