Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

Shia complained: "Romela gave me a feeling of 'everyone's good mother', and I felt younger."

Not back, but young?

The eldest sister is like a mother, and Romila fights against Seravi, the "little bee boss" all day long, and unknowingly becomes an "unmarried mother without children". After joining Leoric's harem, she He also brought this tenderness with him.

The dishes still had to wait for a while, so Leoric walked to the railing to enjoy the beautiful view of the Jinsha River. The "Golden Sun Tower" is inherently high, and it is also a tower, so from here, you can overlook the entire river from a condescending height.

At this time, the sky was getting late, and the sky was covered by clouds of fire, and some big birds that could not be named slowly flew by in the distance. Leoric had a panoramic view of the scenery, and there was a feeling of "this is my country!" Refreshing.

The words of the poet on the Tengwang Pavilion came to his mind. Isn’t this exactly "the autumn waters are long and the sky is the same color, and the sunset and the lonely bird fly together"?It's so beautiful, but it's a pity that I'm uneducated. Apart from repeating the poet's words, I can only shout "beautiful".At this moment, Leoric felt that his heart had returned to the world of his previous life. His spirit and soul, in another way, crossed the boundaries of time and space, and connected with that poet.Various thoughts arose in his heart, including pride, pity, and expectation and confusion about the distance. These complex emotions are intertwined... At this time, the "lone duck" in the distance also made a melodious cry, it says……

"Cao Pi, Cao Pi, Cao Pi!"

"Cao Pi Duck! Cao Pi Duck! Cao Pi Duck!"

"Ducks miss Cao Pi! Ducks miss Cao Pi! Ducks miss Cao Pi!"

"Take an arrow from me!" Leoric pulled out his big bow and shot at it, but the strength was strong, but the aim was not enough, and the arrow deviated from the target and flew away.

The "lone duck" quacked loudly and shouted, "I'm dying of laughter! I can't shoot a duck! I can't shoot a duck!"

Damn, why should I learn "Animal Communication"?Leoric slapped his forehead, how good would it be if I couldn't understand what this guy said?

The ducks flew farther and farther, and Leoric knew that he was not accurate enough, so he didn't continue to waste his energy.Forget it, why am I angry with the duck all the time?Sooner or later, I'm not a dish?Leoric couldn't shoot and let it go.

However, the little Romila next to him saw that he was unhappy, but wanted to do something for him.She floated over quietly, whispered a few words to the succubus, and immediately they both looked at each other and smiled, and Pushila said to Leoric, "Let's go to make it easier."

"Oh, good," said Leoric.It seems that no matter in which world, girls will go together for convenience, he thought to himself.

He leaned on the railing and continued to enjoy the beautiful scenery, hoping to regain some of the mysterious feeling he had just had.Suddenly a floating corpse floated by, probably a soldier of the Jagbo family. Looking carefully, there were many corpses rising and falling on the river. It seemed that the nuns in black were dumping garbage.This picture was unappetizing, but Leoric didn't care. After all, he had seen too much, so he was not surprised.

The scenery is still very beautiful, as long as you ignore the floating objects, it’s a big deal to be watching the Ganges!something.

Then Leoric had his table moved to the fence and continued to enjoy the view.

At this time, there were footsteps on the stairs. It turned out that the waiters brought the crabs up. From a distance, the things seemed to be done well, but the waiters were still a little uneasy.

Leoric took a look, good guy!A pot full of river crabs weighs seven or eight catties at least. It seems that the chefs intend to "make up the quantity if the quality is not enough", but after all, the quality is hard enough!All the river crabs are "fat on the top", and the crab roe and crab paste are against the cover on the buttocks, as if they are about to overflow - no, some have already overflowed!Speaking of autumn, right?According to the previous life, it is time to eat crabs, right?This is really better than a coincidence!

Leoric grew up on a crab in his previous life, so he is very good at identifying crabs.I took one casually, and the crab was heavy in my hand, with thick claws and a fat shell. It looked different from the ones that were farmed. "Crack!" When the shell was opened, it was yellow and oily!Full of crab paste.

Leoric couldn't bear it any longer, so he broke the crab body in half, gnawed on the crab paste and crab meat on it, and then scraped the paste out of the lid with a table knife, and ate it up in two or three bites.After eating the crab body, bite the crab leg lightly with your teeth, then pinch it with your mouth skillfully, and the crab meat comes out from inside.

The waiter and the cook were shocked when they saw this scene. These people used to serve the nobles. They were either the lord or the lady of a certain family. They ate very elegantly. Seven or eight kinds of tools to eat slowly, or simply let the servants peel the shells and eat them, how can there be Leoric like this?Grab it with your hands, gnaw it with your mouth, regardless of the hard shell and thorns, eat up the "water beetle" with a few clicks, even the melon seed-sized meat in the leg.

So barbaric!too crazy!The God of Killing, Leoric, not only kills without blinking an eye, but also eats people without spitting out their bones!

Everyone was terrified—it wasn't because they were prejudiced, but because the Jagbob family had played up Leoric as a bloodthirsty butcher who loved to kill in order to stigmatize Leoric.

After eating a few, Romila and Pushila came back, and what Romila came back was the main body.

"So long in the bathroom?" Leoric asked.

Pushilla didn't speak, but brought a furry thing in front of Leoric with a smirk, and said, "What do you think this is?"

"This is..." Leoric suddenly revealed a surprised expression, and said, "You two actually caught ducks for me?"

Romila nodded, and said: "Yes, I heard that beast seemed to be cursing and offended your lord, so I brought it back together with Pushila."

"You... As for it?" Leoric was flattered, "I was just joking with that duck... Just, you all went to great lengths to catch it for me, this... doting on me so much?"

The two girls laughed, and the succubus came over and pressed a kiss on Leoric's face, and said with a smile, "It's as it should be, master." Romila still couldn't let go, so she clicked She nodded, and said with a doting look on her face, "Yes, I hope this will make you happier."

"I'm so happy!" Leoric hugged Romila and let her sit on his lap.

I can feel it!Feel the love girls!Yes, direct, straightforward, and unpretentious love!I can feel it!

Yes, Tsundere has retired!Now is the time to hit the straight ball!

Leoric said to the chefs: "Chef, take this duck to cook. Be sure to handle it well, and don't disappoint my wives' kindness!"

"Yes!"

Everyone ran away as if fleeing, and they all thought: What kind of revenge is this?Didn't let even a duck go, and even sent a succubus to chase after it?Not only do you have to kill, but you also have to eat, so you really won't be able to survive at all?The members of Jagbo's family are absolutely crazy, otherwise how dare they provoke someone like Leoric?

There were only three of them left in the room. Leoric held the elf queen in his arms, and the succubus lay on his shoulders like a pendant.He could feel Romila's softness and lightness on his legs - Romila looked about the same height and weight as Puscilla except for the bust, but actually weighed less, probably because of the low body density of the half-blood elves.Romila is about 165cm tall, but her body weight is only about [-] kilograms. With Leoric's strength, she can play casually with one hand.

Romila didn't have much physical contact with him before, so she blushed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and her body began to sweat, and even smoke.

"Huh? What's the smell?" Leoric sniffled.

Pushilla frowned slightly, and said, "I've smelled it too."

At this time, Romila jumped up like an electric shock, blushing and said: "Ah, I'm sorry, yes, it's me..."

"It's you?" Romila and Leoric smiled at each other, then pressed Romila, and said, "Let me smell it!" "Give me two breaths!"

"Ah, please, don't, don't!" Romila struggled, but she was not as strong as the two of them, and she was about to cry out in a hurry.Seeing his resistance, Leoric and Priscilla gave up tacitly. After all, they were just joking and didn't really want to make Romila cry.

Afterwards, Romila calmed down, and explained with a very embarrassed expression: "Actually, I, I belong to the type with heavy body odor. I was in a hurry today, so I forgot to apply dry powder and perfume... I will take a shower immediately! "As she spoke, she ran out. At this time, Leoric grabbed her and said, "No, no, no, this smells very good, like the fragrance of flowers."

"Yes, it smells very good, it smells like nectar." Pushila tasted it with her eyes closed, "and there is a sense of sensuality, very sentimental." At this point, the succubus suddenly opened her eyes and said loudly : "It's such a good atmosphere, it's a pity not to do something!" He said and wanted to take off his clothes.

Romila covered her mouth in fright, while Leoric grabbed her arm and said, "You shameless slut, this place is surrounded by wind and there is no door, what do you want?"

"I can keep my voice down." Pushila blinked and said.

"No, no, no, it's not a question of whispering, I know you succubus are very open to this kind of thing, just like eating..."

Pushila nodded again and again, "That's right, the master eats crabs, and I eat the master, that's normal."

"That's not what it means!" Leoric gritted his teeth and said, "Normal people wouldn't do it in this kind of place. Generally speaking, it's in, uh...in the room? Right?" Leoric looked To Romila.

Romila blinked and said, "Well, the elves actually prefer to be outdoors, or in the water—it's closer to nature."

Hey!

"Look, she said it's all right!" Pushila knelt down after speaking, and then opened her mouth.

"Wait a minute!" Leoric lifted her up, "That's not okay either! Don't forget that Shia is still outside..."

Leoric's original intention was: Shia is busy counting the trophies and making a handwritten ppt at the moment, but we steal the food behind Shia's back, she will probably lose her temper, right?

But Pushila, as a succubus, has another understanding.

"Oh, that's right, let's go together after Shia finishes her work! Four of us!" She raised four slender fingers painted with dark red nail polish, and said with an idiotic expression: "I'm so looking forward to it. "

Well, threes are common, but Romila is just here!There are only four people at the beginning?That's a little bad, isn't it?Leoric looked at Romila, only to see that the elf queen showed a frightened look of "I am not suitable for you because I am not perverted enough", but when he saw Leoric's eyes, he was very surprised. He clenched his fist firmly and said, "Okay, I will work hard!"

"No, no, no need to make up your mind like that!"

At this time, someone downstairs shouted a report, saying that the chefs had cooked the duck and said it would be served.Taking this opportunity, Leoric changed the topic, continued to eat crabs, and invited the two girls to come along.The elf queen is also an expert at eating crabs, but she is also of the literary school, so she asked the back chef for a knife, fork, pliers and hammer.The succubus, on the other hand, had never eaten this thing, and looked worried at the carapace.So Romila peeled the crab for the succubus. She took one at random and used a tool to disassemble the crab shell. Suddenly, her eyes lit up and she said, "I've won the lottery!"

I saw that the crab meat was actually yellow and orange, as if the whole body was covered with crab paste.Leoric also exclaimed: "Hey, why is this crab covered in butter? This... oh shit, butter crab!"

Leoric had heard of this thing in his previous life. It is said that there is only one in a thousand of this kind of crab. The whole body is covered with butter. It is a specialty of Dongguan and costs 1000 yuan per crab.But he has only heard of it, but has never seen it, let alone eaten it.

As the queen of elves, Romila has eaten it a few times, and she is not uncommon, so she said, "I'll peel this for you to eat." As she spoke, she skillfully split the crab shell, and within a few minutes, a whole crab was dismantled into pieces. A plate of meat.Then it was divided into two, leaving Leoric and Pushira as half.

Facing this plate of yellow crab meat, Pushila still hesitated, but Leoric had already started to feast on it.This is so fucking delicious. Every bite has the mellow flavor of crab paste. It looks buttery but not greasy. The meat has a fresh and sweet taste. Younger brother, younger brother, and the lobster, etc., have to move a little to the side.

He couldn't help thinking:

Thank you Romila!

Thank you, crab crab!

Thank you, truck driver!

It's great to travel through time!

Seeing Leoric eating happily, Pucia also became curious, so she dug a spoonful of crab meat to taste.

"Delicious!" The succubus' eyes lit up instantly, and there was even a hint of panic on her face, "Why is there such a delicious thing in the world? This..."

Then she took another mouthful of crab paste, and she let out a terrible moan in excitement, as if it had been drugged.

Pushira asked: "Excuse me, what part of the crab is this yellow thing? Why is it so delicious?"

"Uh, genitals." Romila smiled apologetically.After all, although the food was delicious, it was a bit of a disappointment to tell.

Unexpectedly, upon hearing this word, the succubus' eyes became brighter, and he said excitedly: "Genitals! No wonder it's so delicious! It's even better than the master's."

Then the succubus took another bite and said, "My God, I feel like my magic power is full, this thing... has magic in it!"

"Magic?" Leoric asked, putting down his fork. "Are you rhetorical, or is it real?"

Pushila nodded earnestly, and then suddenly opened her palm, only to see a crackling electric ball appearing in the palm of her hand, braving dazzling light.

Magical elements filled the air, and Leoric's hairs stood on end. Romila was also surprised, and said, "Oh, really, what a powerful magic power! It's stronger than your usual one."

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Chapter 160: Overlord

Then the succubus put away the electric ball and said: "You may not be able to feel it, but the succubus can taste the taste of 'original life', or in other words, the source of our power is to swallow the 'primitive form of life', so it contains The crab roe and crab cream with the essence of life is definitely a great tonic for me.”

Wait, what can you devour again?Primitive life state?Big meteorite?

Okay, I got it, I'll use you to heal it next time!

Romila said: "In that case, is caviar also acceptable? It is said that if you go northeast from Wild Wolf City, good caviar will be produced on the Mermaid Coast."

"You can try it!" The succubus' eyes lit up.

Leoric was thinking: Oh, the reason why the succubus is a succubus is not because of its strong sexual desire, but because it wants to "devour the primordial essence of life"?Then I will open some "Li's Crab Dumplings in Soup" and "Rick's Bullwhip Restaurant" later, will I be able to feed a large group of succubus?

Leoric explained this idea to Puscilla, and after hearing this, Puscilla was taken aback for a moment, "Can it still be like this?" Then she seriously thought about the possibility of this matter with a solemn expression.Then Pushila nodded and said: "I think it can be done, because as far as I know, not all succubi are sexist, and some succubi are actually not interested in men and women at first, and even a little repulsive." , but due to physiological reasons, it was finally reduced to bitchi. I think that if this kind of food containing the "source of life" can be popularized, then the succubus can be saved from the endless hell of Slaanesh .”

"Okay!" Leoric remembered the matter.

When Leoric was chatting with Priscilla, Romila didn't speak, but silently peeled many crabs.When the two came back to their senses, the plate was already full of crab meat.Looking at a plate of crab meat, Pushila couldn't help muttering: "You elf are pretty good."

Demons and elves have always been mortal enemies, deadlier than plateau people and barbarians, so it is actually very surprising that Pushilla can say this.

"That's not right!" Romila laughed, "I'll give you another one, open your mouth." He said and threw a piece of fat crab meat to Pushila.

Pushila, who finished eating the crab, was full of magical powers, and said: "I didn't expect the crab's... This organ is so delicious, and the magic power is so rich, I didn't know it before. Actually, I have tried other animals, but no matter how I cook it It was very fishy, ​​and there was very little magic power in it, so I gave it up later, hey, do you think I will become stronger if I eat crabs every day?" Pushila looked expectant.

Leoric smiled and said: "You can try it, anyway, the crabs here are not worth much, but it may cause gout."

"The succubus won't get that kind of disease!" Pushila disagreed.

By the way, since we are talking about gout, how can we eat crabs without drinking?

Leoric asked loudly, "Cook, do you have any wine? Give me the whole gout menu."

"coming!"

The wine is easy to store, and there is still a lot in the warehouse, so the chef asked: "General, we have a lot of good wine here, such as the 'Frosted Bottle Red Bride', which is well-known in the aristocratic circle, or the best-selling 'White Brown Wine'." ', and the local specialty 'big shark', you see..."

"Bring them all," Leoric said.

"Uh, one bottle of each?"

"Move them here!" Leoric waved his hand.

The chef was shocked and asked, "Everyone moved here!? Are all the ones in the warehouse moved here?"

Leoric looked sideways and said, "Are you questioning my drinking capacity?"

"Don't dare! I'll do it now."

Talking about the chef and the guys running downstairs to get the wine.The succubus laughed and said, "My lord, I didn't know before that you can drink so well?"

"That's right! The amount of alcohol is the amount of energy!" Leoric said proudly, with an expression like Wang Yousheng in Bright Sword.

I'd like to see how powerful these "three iron-like livers" are, he thought.

Then three heavy boxes of good wine were brought into the warehouse, and the waiter foreman introduced each bottle to Leoric, saying, "This wine is 'Red Bride', this one is 'Jiaer Glory', and this one is 'Dabai'. Shark', and this 'prairie horse', this is the distilled wine from the barbarians, it is powerful and worthy of a hero like you."

Leoric said: "Open a bottle of Lime Horse for my uncle first!"

The waiter used the corkscrew to pry open the wine bottle, put it on the plate and presented it with both hands, then Pushila took it and poured it into a small cup, which looked similar to a bullet cup.Seeing her use such a small cup, Leoric thought it was some kind of strong liquor that could ignite a fire, but he smiled as soon as he took a sip of his mouth—fuck, I thought it was so strong!This thing is at best twenty or thirty degrees.It's far from the Erguotou Laobaigan I drank in college in my last life!Not to mention the addition of three iron-like livers, even at the original time, he could drink more than half a catty.

He drank the bullet cup in one gulp and said, "Change to a bigger bowl."

Everyone present praised him and said: "The general is massive!"

This is massive?I haven't blown the bottle yet.

Then Leoric tasted the colorful wines in those bottles and took a sip. Leoric smiled even more and said, "Isn't this Bing Rui? Sour and sweet, it's also called wine." ?” As he spoke, he blew on the bottle.Three or four bottles were poured in the blink of an eye, and under the action of "three iron-like livers", Leoric didn't even blink his eyes.

In Leoric's view, these wines are all drinks, and the strongest one is better than beer.However, this is not the case for the local aborigines, because the brewing technology in this world is not good, and the rotten wine is probably only two or three degrees, and the inside is very cloudy, so it needs to be cooked before drinking; , It looks like four or five degrees; the barbarian has distilling technology, but it is not very developed, so at most twenty or thirty degrees.