Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

In fact, this is generally the case with ancient wines. Otherwise, Wu Song could drink eighteen bowls in a row when he was fighting a tiger?Maybe after two bowls, people will get under the table.That is to say, after modern times, with the development of technology, the strength of wine only increased.

Leoric had been baptized by modern baijiu, so he naturally didn't take these wines seriously.

Later, the big bowl was not fun, and it was better to blow the bottle.Leoric held a crab in his left hand, ate a wine bottle in his right hand, put his legs on the fence, and looked at the beautiful scenery outside, which was really pleasant.It's just that this scene is full of martial arts in the eyes of others-looking at the dead bodies all over the river, gnawing on the thorny water beetles, and drinking bottles of big wine, it's a full-fledged general!Those waiters were originally extremely afraid of Leoric, but now seeing his heroic appearance, a trace of admiration sprouted in their hearts, and they thought in unison: No wonder Leoric is said to be the God of War of the people of the plateau, and he is as good as ordinary people. different.

In this way, Leoric ate ​​while watching. After a while, he drank three boxes of big wine and smashed a large table of crabs. To be honest, these things are delicious, but he is still full!

Seeing that he had finished eating, the chef asked cautiously, "General, how was the meal?"

"Half full." Leoric said, picking his teeth.

Later historical records: Marshal Leoric of the Northern Expedition Army defeated Jagbo’s allied forces, slaughtered more than [-] people in half a day, and the river became red. Three boxes of spirits are said to be "half full", which is the overlord's spirit.

……

"Bang bang bang bang!"

"Master, master!"

The steward knocked hard on the door of Duke Jagober.

"Bang bang bang bang!"

"The big thing is bad, master, open the door!"

"The door is unlocked." An old and tired voice came from inside.

The butler turned the doorknob, and the room was filled with smoke, and the smell of incense was mixed with a stench. He squinted his eyes and looked inside, and could vaguely see the outline of Duke Jagober. "Master, this room is too choking, ahem..." The butler drew back the heavy curtains and opened the windows for ventilation. Only then did the sunlight squeeze into the dim hut, illuminating the faces of the master and the servant.

At this time, the butler looked anxious and was panting heavily, his clothes were soaked with sweat from inside to outside; while the old man across from him was slumped on the sofa like a lump of mud, with loose fat hanging on his bones, he was smoking Hookah, eyes half open, like falling asleep.

The butler said anxiously at this moment: "Master, Master Delwin has been defeated! Tomorrow Leoric's Northern Expeditionary Army will attack Haiyan City! What should we do?"

The old man pondered for a few seconds, and said: "Then you go ask my good son, I don't care about things anymore."

The butler said helplessly, "Master...he's gone crazy."

"crazy?"

"Well, I'm crazy and injured. Now I'm locking myself in the house and saying that I won't let anyone in. I guess people can't do it."

"Delwin is crazy..." the old man sighed.

"My condolences." The butler bowed his head.

"He's crazy, you just remembered me? You...cough cough cough." The old man suddenly opened his eyes and roared, and then he coughed due to the smoke in his lungs, "Why the hell are you telling me to mourn? I think You should mourn... No, don't mourn, you should cry well! Because when Leoric comes, you will all die, you will all die!"

Duke Jagobo has been under house arrest in this small room these days, and his sanity is somewhat abnormal. He cursed everyone, including his former friends, relatives, servants, and especially his sons.Only he didn't curse Leoric, but said: "Thanks to Leoric! Thanks to him! If he doesn't come, I still can't see the true colors of you villains! I said, I said !Let Leoric kill you all, skin and cramps! Let this butcher slaughter you pickles like barbarians!"

The butler cried anxiously, and said, "My lord, my good lord! That's not what you said. Then Delwin has soldiers and money in his hands. Can we not listen to him? I also want to be loyal to you, But the knife rests on the neck! Besides, didn't you say, 'Delwin is the star of hope of the Jagbo family'? We are servants, so what the master says is what the master says. I can't deny it!"

"Okay! Are you still blaming me?" Duke Jagbo stood up from the sofa, leaning on the armrest, "Since you listen to me, I've been calling 'Come here' every day in the house these days, and nothing happened. Why do people care about me? What have you all been doing?"

"I'm wronged, I'm wronged!" the steward cried, "It's not that I didn't come, but that guy Delwin didn't let me come! My lord, the servants eat yours and use yours, why don't they stop talking about you? Blame the enemy for being too cunning... Oh, give the order quickly, everyone is waiting now, shall we fight or run?"

The Duke sneered and said, "If you can't fight, you can't run! You can't fight. There are only a few hundred soldiers in the city. Why fight? As for running, hehe! Haiyan City is surrounded by mountains in the northwest, with the river on the south and the sea on the east. ! There are only two roads, the first is the south bridge, which has already been destroyed by Delwin; there is also a small road to the west, which is probably also blocked by Leoric at this moment. Where are you going?"

"Then shall we surrender?"

"Now you want to surrender?" The old man sneered, "It's too late to say this now! Don't forget, when Delvin killed Milan, Leoric said that this battle 'no one will be left alive. '! Your surrender is also a death. I advise you bastards to just wash your necks and wait, and then beg Leoric to give you a good time."

The butler finally got angry and said, "But Leoric is here, and you won't end well!"

The Duke smiled and said, "I'm the Duke, I won't die! At that time, I just need to say that I was coerced by Delvin Jagbo."

This is indeed a dark move by the Duke. So far, everything has been done in the name of Delwin, whether it is a rebellion, an uprising, or King Qin...he himself has never expressed his position, just to be in the name of Delvin. When he had to, he broke up with Delwin, so as to save his own property and life.Risk hedging is the wisdom and cunning of businessmen.

The butler blushed with anger, and said, "My lord, my lord, my lord! You are really... oh, fighting and doing business are two different things! Leoric is not a man who obeys the rules, he is a murderous maniac." , He doesn’t recognize your set! Do you know? The 2 people of the coalition forces let him kill 5000, and the corpses were thrown into the Jinsha River, staining the water red! [-] people, think about it, you Think about it! The barbarians have never killed people like this, have they?"

Hearing this, Jia Gebo's expression changed, and he said, "Really? He's so cruel? I... cough cough cough!" He coughed heavily when he got excited.

"Yeah, the water is all red, and the corpse is swirling in the middle of the river. It can't go away or sink! It's the ghosts of the dead! My lord! Oh, the young master Kaoruo begged him for mercy, but he was also killed." He killed, you know?"

"Ko Luo is dead too!? Cough cough..." He coughed a few times, and the expression on his face finally changed. His face was full of fear and shock, and he said, "That's my son!"

The butler said, "Yes, your own son!"

"The eldest son, Young Lord, who wants a hereditary title! How could Leoric kill him? This is against the rules!"

The Duke thought to himself: Since Leoric killed my son, is there a possibility, I just mean possibility, that is...

Leoric will kill me too! ?

"It's broken, I'm going to die!" Duke Jagobo jumped up from his chair!

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Chapter 160: Leoric, do you want to be the king of the plateau?

The housekeeper showed a subtle wry smile——did you just think about dying?We are all anxious for a long time!

His lord's fat-filled mind was running fast, and he saw his small eyes constantly turning, and said, "Where's Milan? What did he say, is there any pleading?"

The steward said: "I heard that he asked Leoric to leave his elder brother's body."

"Damn it! This fellow Milan! Sure enough, people who are not of my race must have a different heart!" Sir Alex cursed an inexplicable sentence.

Then he said: "In this way, I will write a letter and you take it to Leoric, and bring bread, salt, seven gold coins and a piece of white cloth." In the tradition of the plateau people, bread and salt symbolize friendship. , gold coins and white cloth symbolize surrender.

"Oh, okay, I'll go right away!"

The butler ran out while speaking, while the old duke walked out of the room slowly. He coughed heavily, spit out white phlegm, and then came to a study.He locked the door, and then shouted again: "Come out, I saw you!" But no one in the room responded.Then he shouted again: "Don't fucking hide, I don't blame you for coming out now!" Still no one answered.Then Duke Jagbo searched the room carefully, dragged his heavy body, and looked in the cabinet, behind the bookshelf, and under the table, and he was relieved after confirming that there was no one in the room.At this time, he was so tired that he was panting, coughing non-stop, and his stomach was cramping. He quickly sat down to rest. After a while, his breathing gradually stabilized, and then he farted a few times, and his stomach pain disappeared.The old man was already in poor health, and he was under house arrest for many days, so it got worse.

After his body recovered, he quietly pressed his hand under the table, and then heard a "click" inside, as if there was some mechanism ringing.Then, a bookshelf against the wall, Gerara, rotated ninety degrees, revealing a hidden door behind it.

Duke Jagbo walked into the secret door with a solemn expression. Inside the door was a broken box with a large bag of gold coins and many precious stones and pearls, but he didn't touch it because it was actually a deception.He took the box aside, and then pressed the wall brick behind the box with his hand, "click!" The brick was sunken in, and then, another secret door appeared!

A series of hidden doors!When repairing this thing, Duke Jagobo hired the best craftsman at a high price, and killed him on the same day after finishing it.Because the things hidden here are of great importance, absolutely no one should know.

But now, in order to save his life, he had to invite out this family secret treasure passed down from generation to generation!

Duke Jagbo knelt down in the narrow secret room, put his hands together first, and then bowed to the ground three times before going in to open the real treasure chest.

There is a crown over there.

A crown made of black meteorite!There was no gold, silver or jewelry on the crown, the whole body was dark but shone with luster, and the crown had sharp edges and corners, making it look murderous.

With this thing, I may be able to save my life. Jagobo held up the crown and said silently in his heart: ancestors, please bless your descendants!

……

Early the next morning, a messenger from Haiyan City reported, bringing a letter from the Duke himself, as well as bread, salt, seven gold coins and a piece of white cloth.Shia received the envoy and said to Leoric, "Bread and salt represent friendship, and gold coins and white cloth represent submission. They probably came to surrender."

Leoric laughed and said, "I've expected them to surrender. Can Haiyan City raise a thousand soldiers now? Why do you want to fight?"

Afterwards, Leoric took a look at the peace appeal letter. His lord's writing was good, and his handwriting was also beautiful, and it read like a literary one, but Leoric didn't have the heart to appreciate his calligraphy, so he asked Shia to translate it.Shia joked, "What can I translate? I just surrendered, saying that everything in the city belongs to the adults, but please be merciful, and take pity on the suffering people, put away the butcher's knife and so on."

Leoric sneered, and said, "My butcher knife was never used to slaughter the 'suffering common people'! All I killed were these butchers."

Then the army set off and arrived in Haiyan City an hour later.When we arrived at Haiyan City, we saw that the city gate was opened, white flags were hung on the tower, and a platoon of soldiers stood under the city, throwing their weapons and armor on the ground, and raised their hands to welcome them with French military salute.

Everyone in the Northern Expedition laughed, ate hot pot and sang songs before entering the city.

All the civilians in the city knew that the "God of Death" Leoric was coming, and they all closed their doors, and the entire street was empty.Leoric asked people to post a notice to inform the civilians in the city: the war is over, and life will return to normal. The Northern Expedition Army is here to counter the rebellion and suppress the bandits. It will not kill any civilians, nor will it take away a penny from the city. .

In addition, bread and scones will be distributed in the city at noon today, so that everyone can come and pick them up in an orderly manner; at the same time, the military doctor will conduct free consultations for three days without charging.

The Jagbo family had already stigmatized Leoric, saying that he was a murderous butcher. In addition, Leorick himself was indeed ruthless this time. It is estimated that the public misunderstood him deeply.So Leoric hopes to use this method to resolve the misunderstanding between himself and the people. After all, these places will be his own territory in the future, and confrontation between the army and the people is not acceptable.

The matter of distributing relief was handed over to the Windwalkers and the nuns. The large army was stationed outside the city to avoid disturbing the people; the elves and murlocs camped by the river to get water.

Afterwards, Leoric brought all his cronies to the Jagbo family's mansion, saying that it was a mansion, and it looked almost like a palace.

I saw a huge arch erected in front, and two huge griffin statues on the left and right stood at the door, majestic and majestic.Looking up, you can see the dome hall built with white marble, and the extremely thick load-bearing columns, which is very magnificent.

Sir Milan's health has improved a lot. Although he can't walk, he can use a wheelchair, but his back injury is still not healed, so be careful.At this time, Bloze from the Bloodspears teased him and said, "My lord, your family is really rich!"

Milan said with a smile: "It's just that the fuck is rich! You are so wicked. Come on, everyone, come with me, I will take you around the house..." As soon as Sir Milan finished speaking, a man came out of the door The old eunuch, the old eunuch knelt down to salute, and said, "Jagober asked me to send a message to General Leoric and Lord Milan. He is inconvenient and cannot come out to greet him. Please forgive me. Come with me, everyone, a banquet has been prepared in the house."

As soon as the old eunuch greeted him, several beautiful girls ran out to greet him.

The girls' wheat-colored skin is as smooth as silk, and the fabrics on their bodies can be sewn into a mask. They wear shiny gold ornaments on their hands, bright nail polish on their bare feet, and perfume on their bodies. Powder, sprayed with perfume.This time, the air was suddenly filled with obscene fragrance.

The girls smiled and came over to hug the arms of the military masters.There were a few people with poor concentration—such as Growen and Odlo, who couldn’t hold back at that time, and repeatedly refused, their faces flushed.The head of the murloc shrank back in fright and said, "Stay away from me! I don't like human women, it's so disgusting!" Fu and Feite hurriedly lowered their heads to chant sutras, saying "Amitabha Buddha, don't look at evil." look of panic.

"Hmph, a bunch of sluts!" The succubus looked very unhappy, probably because his colleagues were enemies.

Really, it's not like going to Milan's house, but going to a brothel, Leoric thought.

At this time, two girls also came up to make friends with Leoric, but is Lao Li that kind of person?This level of seduction can't shake this man who hangs out with succubus every day.He coughed dryly and said, "What kind of dignity!" Many girls backed away in fright, and stood respectfully in two rows, as if they were welcoming ladies.

Sir Milan laughed embarrassedly, and said: "My lord, don't be surprised, my family is like this, ha, ha ha..."

Leoric smiled and said nothing, but the three wives beside him laughed.Shia and Pushira held Leoric's left and right hands, and Romila followed closely behind.The succubus grimaced at the girls, saying "You low bastards are worthy of my master"?On the other hand, Romila looked noble and glamorous. After all, it was a public place, so she had to look like a queen.Shia quietly asked Leoric, "Leo, tell me the truth, aren't you a bit greedy?" She pouted at those beautiful dancers, "Would you like to play her ten or eight at night?" Yes, let you have fun?"

Leoric didn't know if Shia was teasing him or if she was telling the truth, but either way, his answer was the same.

"Ten or eight? Do you want me to die? I'll be enough to deal with you one, and ten or eight..."

"Oh? But don't you still want to come with the three of us?" She lightly poked Leoric's waist and said with a smile, "Perscilla told me all about it!"

Shia originally wanted to make him feel ashamed, but Leoric and her were considered an old couple, so how could there be any shame at all?To take a step back, even if he is not an old husband and wife, he also has no shame at all.

"What if I just thought about it?" Leoric said directly, "I even thought about the posture and position. I'm not afraid of you coming, but I'm afraid you won't come."

Seeing that he was so stinky and shameless, Shia blushed, and said coquettishly, "Hush your voice! There are so many people!" Then she lowered her head and said nothing, but she still tightly held Leoric's arm , his fingers kept teasing the inside of his arm, Leoric looked at her quietly, Shia's eyes were shy and coquettish.

Well, I dare say you want to come here, right?

Then everyone followed the old slave to Jagober's mansion. The Jagober family is the richest people in the plateau. "Incomparable wealth" is not an exaggeration here. After all, the royal family needs to spend money to hold various events. Every now and then, they have to borrow money from them.So the inside of this house is also extremely luxurious, even a piece of brick or a piece of wall covering will be carved for you, all kinds of gold, porcelain, silk, and red carpet are free of charge, filling the entire space to the brim.

Everyone was amazed, Serawi yelled and his eyes were full of light; Romila dismissed it and said: "This Duke Jagober is rich, but he has no artistic taste. If an elf artist is used to decorate Here, it costs less than half of the price, and you can pretend to be more stylish than here." Gouzi talked to the succubus, asking if the palace of the demons is not as good as this?Shia also said: "It's really an upstart, a local rich man. If my family had half of their money, the Northern Expeditionary Army would not be so poor."

On the other hand, Leoric's face was very ugly - when he visited the palace earlier, he was furious at the old king because of excessive luxury and extravagance, and cursed at the old king with the help of alcohol.

At this time, Xi Ya noticed that his expression was wrong, so she said, "Leo, do you think this place is too extravagant?"

Leoric said, "Yeah, tight front, tight rear, I fucking hate that."

"I don't think you should be angry." Shia suddenly smiled.

"Why?" Leoric looked sideways.

"Because these are all ours now!" Shia proudly gave a thumbs up.

"That's right, why didn't I think of that!" Leoric burst into laughter instantly, that's right, why should I be so cynical?Haiyan City is mine now, and these gold and silver treasures are also my military expenses. If I turn back a piece of wall and sell it, I can exchange it for a pair of military boots!Look at how much wall covering there is, how many boots have to be replaced?

Well, some more!Modo Modo!

"In front is the banquet hall." The old servant said.

It looks like I'm going to the banquet hall for dinner.Then I heard from Sir Milan that there are two banquet halls in his home. One is for winter, with thick walls and a whole set of fireplaces for heating, which is very warm; In the shade, very cool.The place to go now should be the shade.

Entering the banquet hall, two long tables have already been set up inside, with a dazzling array of delicious food and wine on them. These dishes have never been seen before, and Sir Milan reported the names of the dishes one by one.What's there? Roast chicken and goose double platter, fish roe omelette, fish miscellaneous, giant pigeon cheese puff pastry, creamy fresh meat and mushroom pie, seven seas chowder soup, dry-stir-fried seasonal vegetables, double-pepper stir-fry wild Matsutake, deep-fried big oyster soft cake, Miladic goblin cake, big fish stuffed chicken drumstick, oxtail tomato soup, fresh fish meat soup, celery diced beef balls, pepper meat paste noodles, deep-sea fish balls...

Not to mention these soldiers who have never seen the world, even Leoric was shocked by this table dish - the cooking technology is exquisite, let's put this aside for a moment, the main reason is that the ingredients are gathered from all over the world, all kinds of livestock, Poultry, mountain delicacies, and seafood, in this era of underdeveloped logistics, how can this be done?It really is money ability, right?

Damn rich, so corrupt!It stinks!

And I'm going to be just as damn rich as they are!What a sin.

Everyone hurriedly sat down to start the banquet. Although they have been winning battles for the past few days, no matter whether they win or lose, as long as they fight, they will be hungry.When everyone saw the dishes on this table, they all jumped on it like hungry wolves.

Girls other than Serawi pay attention to eating and behave gracefully; the generals don’t care about that, they eat to their heart’s content, the tableware rattles, the cups and plates are messed up, and the dog’s eating is the worst, with three heads chewing together and two hands watching. There were no more than three heads, and the middle head was eating air all the time, almost fighting with myself.

At this time, the dancers came back again, this time they did not come up to get close, but walked between the two long tables and started dancing.At the same time, a band quietly entered the arena and played cheerful music.Finally, many servants came in, and each took a heavy bag, which was full of gold coins even through a layer of cloth. The servants gave the gold coins to the generals present, expressing that it was the lord's kindness, please Everyone accepts.

The heads of the regiment are all tough guys, and they are not afraid of a knife resting on their necks; but they have never been exposed to such a soft knife, and all of them grinned - this food and wine, beauty gold, who can stand it?

Leoric enjoyed it at first, thinking: This guy is pretty good at it.But then he suddenly realized something was wrong, and he said angrily: "Mal Gobi, you gave my soldiers with my money? What's your intention?"

He has come to realize that the entire Haiyan City has changed his surname to Li now. Whether it's the food on the table or the money in his pocket, isn't that all my Leoric's stuff?They said they were entertaining us, but in fact, they just handed over Lao Tzu's money to the right?Then you earned a favor for nothing?Damn, you are indeed a businessman, you really know how to do business.

Thinking of this, Leoric jumped up and said, "Listen up, you slaves! I have three things for you to do now.

First, hand over all the deserters who ran to Haiyan City, and I will take them to interrogation, kill those who deserve to be killed, and punish those who deserve to be punished.

First, let your master come to see me quickly, and if he is inconvenient, you can bring him here.

Second, where is Delvin Jagober?Find me too, I want to see him. "

After the three things were finished, Leoric picked up a table knife and tossed it lightly. The table knife flew to the other end of the banquet hall, and then "Boom!" plunged into the wall, almost without a handle. Into - he now relies on Seravi's armor and his own cultivation, he can already achieve this kind of strength that is close to the limit of human beings.

This scene made the waiters turn pale with fright, saluted one after another, and then ran out.

Leoric sat down, and said in a tone of resentment: "You guys, followed me to beat the barbarian king, and captured Wangwangbei City, the 'No. Sri, I killed Jagbo again. I have seen it in a big way. I have eaten good wine and meat. Why are my eyelids still so shallow? A few gold coins, a few chicks, and some wine and meat. You know, the whole city of Haiyan It’s all ours. In the future, the Bachelor City will also be ours sooner or later. When the time comes to continue the Northern Expedition, the fertile middle land will also become our land... When that time comes, you will buy it with a bag of gold coins? Then we How can we fight this battle?"