Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

Potion Cannonball 3.0 Never Die Version 3 (Patch Correction Version)

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After countless revisions, Leoric uttered a sentence that was enough to make Party B scold the whole world.

"Forget it, the second edition is better." Boss Leoric rubbed the back of his head and said a little embarrassedly.

As simple as an anvil, Anvil couldn't help but roll his eyes. If he was tall enough, he would definitely grab Leoric's neck now, and then let him put all the "improved version", "final version" and "not to change even if he dies". Damn let Party A eat this hanging hair.

Of course, Leoric didn't intentionally make things difficult for others, but he felt that the potion shells belonged to his "national treasure", and there should be no mistakes, so he asked the dwarves to modify them repeatedly.Afterwards, Leoric rewarded the hard-working "Yiren blacksmith" with a large bag of gold, but the blacksmith said, "I have already received your salary, and I can't take any more money."

"But I've kept you busy for so long, I feel guilty, and I want to make it up to you—then tell me, what do you want?" Leoric said.

The dwarf smiled and said, "Boss, my throat is a bit dry."

Leoric didn't understand what he meant, and asked, "Then would you like some hot water?"

The dwarf frowned and said, "The liver is also a little bit deficient in nutrition."

Then you brush mobile games?Ah, no, that’s not for nourishing the liver either.

At this time, Captain Shi En couldn't stand watching anymore, and whispered to Leoric: "General, my master wants to drink!"

"Oh, just say so if you want to drink! It's a bit of a grind."

Iron Anvil laughed and said: "Our family was not allowed to drink alcohol before, but I got used to it, hahaha..."

Are there any dwarves who are not allowed to drink?Leoric was a little puzzled, he decided to let this good brother drink well, and immediately ordered the best and strongest wine in the village, and asked Lao Fatty to prepare some hard vegetables for Iron Anvil to drink well.

In the end, Leoric asked other craftsmen to inject potions into the shells. At this time, Romila suddenly said to him: "Leo, I heard from that shaman that the more potions here are, the better. There are some other things, can you add them in?"

"Okay, what's there?"

"Hypnotic pollen, and some hallucinogens," Romila said.

"Plus, the more the better!"

So Romila added another handful of ingredients to it.

At this time, the big murloc Kolov also came and said, "My lord, I have some murloc scale polish here, can you add it too?"

"What's the use of this thing?"

"This is a skin care product for murlocs, but it is a corrosive venom for humans."

"Plus, the more the better!"

The murloc added another handful of ingredients.

Seeing this scene, everyone came over one after another, and Pushila said: "I have some love potions that can also be used, should I add them?"

Leoric waved his hand, "Add it, add it all!"

Serawi said: "I have fresh mustard from the flower elves!"

Leoric said, "Plus, super double!"

The old man said: "I have some leftovers that I forgot the day before yesterday. They are rotten. Can I add them too?"

"This... is fine." Leoric nodded, "It's not bad."

"Then I'll get the swill bucket!" Lao Fat said.

Then the style of painting starts to go wrong from here!

Gouzi took the lead and said, "Why don't you add some more shit? I'll contribute two catties first, it's warm."

"If that's the case, horse manure should be okay too, right?" Growin rubbed his chin and joked, "Those long-legged girls in our group can eat and poop, and there's a lot of horse manure!"

"Why don't you just ask someone to dig some out of the latrine?" said Philip. "My men are cleaning."

"Add, you can add!"

As a result, this pot of potion gradually became indescribable. Those who knew it was mixing poison, but those who didn't know it might think it was some kind of evil sacrificial ceremony.

Leoric thought to himself: It's not that I want to play shit and fart, but that wars are like this. Ancient archers smeared manure on their arrows, and the defenders of the city walls would also use "golden juice", or what? What about impregnable?After all, without antibiotics, bacterial infections can be fatal.

So everyone who has shit shits, pisses piss, and those who don't have anything, they have to spit before leaving.

Leoric named this cauldron of bubbling poison "Porridge of Chaos". after.Not to mention the family members of the evil god, even if the evil god himself came to take a spoonful, he would have to vomit unconscious.When later historians wrote this chapter, they would focus on one sentence: the porridge of chaos is a taboo technique used by King Leoric to punish evil creatures from other worlds, and it is not easy to use it. In addition, " The word "congee" is wonderfully used, and it has a freehand rhyme.

In the next few days, Leoric asked the anvil to forge a large number of "Chaos Cannonballs" with craftsmen, and placed two lava cannons in the area where the "Blackwater Knights" ambush.

Everyone knows what happened next.

Shia stood on the hillside and looked at the "Colorful Rain" in the distance with a telescope. Thinking of the terrifying appearance of the potion, she couldn't help but feel a chill in her heart.If the roles were reversed, she would rather commit suicide than be drenched in this "chaos porridge".

Not far away, Captain Odlo, who was in charge of artillery firing, was roaring.

"Hit, hit me hard!" Odlo of the Warriors said loudly, "Hurry up, hurry up, another box of shells!"

Audero shouted orders, and beside him the two lava cannons were in full swing; the artillerymen fired one after another into the sky, where the shells exploded, raining a beautiful and deadly poison.

At this time, an artilleryman said: "Commander, the barrel of the gun is hot, do you want to stop?"

"Then stop first, don't let the chamber blow up!" Odlo's momentum faltered instantly, "It's okay if the barrel blows up, but if the shell blows up, we're all finished."

The two cannons rested, and the fire stopped immediately. When the Blackwater Knights saw that the fire stopped, the head of the group, Sagurante, said quickly: "Go, go! The direction of the Mavericks!"

After all, the Blackwater Knights are the family of the evil gods, with high magic resistance. They were not killed by these negative buffs, but they were severely disabled per person. Following the order of the coach, everyone began to move forward slowly.

But this movement speed is too slow!Because their bodies were full of buffs, their movement speed was not as fast as one-tenth of what it used to be. Before the army had walked 50 meters, fireworks started to go off on their heads again!

And the most terrible thing is that now not only cannons, but also trebuchets, bed crossbows and even archers have begun to attack them at close range.If it was at the beginning, these units with a shorter range would never dare to show up, otherwise the Blackwater Knights would be finished in a wave of charges.But because their movement speed slowed down to the speed of a turtle, they completely lost their threat to the Northern Expeditionary Army. Shia let these troops with a slightly tighter range come out to fight guerrillas and fly kites.Like Odro's artillery, these troops used "chaos porridge", "chaos catapults", "chaos ballistas", "chaos crossbows", "chaos hand bullets" and the like.Even the flower fairies began to manually drop these potion jars, and at the same time monitor the enemy's movements from high altitude to provide information to friendly forces.

In short, everyone attacked the Blackwater Knights from various angles and directions, and continued to buff crazily.If these guys had a status bar, there should be a quantity report debuff on it now,

This creates a snowball effect.The slower you run, the more negative buffs you have on your body, and the more buffs you have on your body, the slower you run.In the end, the Blackwater Knights could barely walk, and only the leader Sagurante, the deputy leader Cardero, and more than a hundred elite soldiers could still move.

Sagurante knew that the Knights had reached a critical moment, and he had to make brave and correct decisions to save themselves.He immediately ordered: "Split the troops into two groups! Cardero, you lead the people towards the Megalith, and the others follow me to the Red Dragon Star!" He said and blew the horn of the march.Sagurante's horn is made of giant bones. Although it is not big, it can blow out a deep and thick tone like the roar of a giant.When the knights who were still conscious heard the voice, their hearts were shaken, and their minds were awakened from the many negative buffs.

"March!" he yelled.

Soldiers who were still conscious began to march in two directions. They were slow but determined, crazy and silent. Their souls and bodies were still tortured by the power of "Chaos Porridge". Now they need a vent, as long as they can find Through this opening, the knights of Sagurante could unleash terrifying power and destroy the enemy.

This is nothing more than a trick, Sagurante gritted his teeth, thinking, the enemy's hard power is far inferior to ours, we are stronger and more agile than them, and their sharpest weapons can hardly penetrate our armor!As long as we can find them, we can completely defeat them!

Plateau people, you have pissed me off!

Wait to meet the tide of the black water!

The members of the Blackwater Knights uttered piercing roars, but it was unclear whether it was cheers, battle roars, or screams.

……

"The enemy is divided into two groups." Romila's flower fairy reported the news to the generals of the army, "All the way to the south, all the way to the southwest, it seems that they have no intention of retreating, and they will attack our troops."

Shia asked, "How many of them are there?"

"There are more than 100 main forces, and there are also some stragglers who are out of touch with the main force and are moving around."

There are only so few people left, dare to divide the army into two groups?How confident are these guys in their own strength?

Shia immediately ordered: "Grovin, you lead the iron cavalry to stop the enemy team in the southwest!"

"Others come with me!"

"Target the enemy's main force! I want these guys to regret coming to our world."

As Shia spoke, the horse immediately flew up, and the horse under her crotch neighed, and she rushed down the hillside in a single ride.Her cavalry followed closely behind, and those blue fringed robes looked like a raging river.

……

The deputy head of the Blackwater Knights is named Cardero, also known as "Kadro the Son of Frost Flame", or "Kadero the Hellfire".It was a demon knight in a red tasseled battle robe.

Both he and Sagurante came from a distant alien planet, and their origins were different. Sagurante was a paladin, while Cardero was originally a demon, and they both ended up with the same destination, and both became the family of the Black Water Monster Baby.

For 200 years, these two people have been expanding the territory for Su Gudis, without a single defeat, and have always been invincible.Therefore, this big loss today made Cardero a little bit confused-what's going on?In the oracle given to me by Mr. Su Gudis, there is no mention that the enemy will use this kind of weapon.He just told us to beware of a knight in armor named Leoric, but he didn't mention anything else.

Cardero had never fought such an aggrieved battle, which made Cardero, who was already irritable, even angrier.He was thinking: Don't let me catch you guys!Otherwise, I will let you know the pain of the nine hells of Cardero!

At this time, a cool wind blew, and the Blackwater Knights generally felt that the buffs on their bodies had subsided a little, their bodies became stronger, and various strange symptoms were also relieved. This incident made everyone in the Knights breathe a sigh of relief.Cardero thought to himself, it might be because the Familia have strong magic resistance, or it might be because the enemy's weapons are only effective at this level.

"For the Nine Hells—!" he yelled.

Cardero's subordinates also shouted: "Nine Hells!"

They yelled a few times in a row to boost morale.At this time, the negative effects on them have subsided by [-]% to [-]%, and there are no other symptoms except for the bad smell on their bodies.Cardero thought: It seems that the magic effect of the enemy has faded!It is estimated that not only us, but also other soldiers of the Blackwater Knights will be relieved of symptoms!So Cardero blew the horn to summon the soldiers, trying to gather other scattered soldiers.

However, the strange thing is that the friendly army did not call, and there was another horn sound in the woods.Immediately afterwards, a group of plateau knights in black heavy armor rushed out of the forest avenue, apparently running towards them.

Cardero was furious immediately, and thought to himself: People from the plateau, it’s fine if I don’t look for you, how dare you come to me?

"You're asking for your own death!" he uttered the famous line.

Ba Eryi 76

Chapter 190: Recurrence of the disease

In the past 200 years, the Blackwater Knights have descended like a natural disaster, and where they have passed, there is no grass and no life.In any case, it will not overturn on a planet with barbaric civilization and thin magic.

Therefore, even though they were at the end of their rope, the members of the Blackwater Knights still regarded it as a small accident.As long as they can find the enemy, they can immediately turn the tables and win the battle.

At this moment, Cardero looked at the team in front of him in disbelief, and thought: These plateau people are really beyond their capabilities!Don't they know the gap between us?I am a knight favored by evil gods, a god worshiped by mortals; and they are just a bunch of monkeys who only know how to eat, drink and scatter!

Seeing the black cavalry with the tricolor flag rushing towards him, Cardero roared angrily.The red tassels on the helmet fluttered in the wind, and the red eyes under the skull visor shone with a strange light. Cardero raised his weapon and shouted: "Come! Show me the courage of your world!" , Bugs!"

Cardero's weapon is a crystal scepter spear, with a heavy and sturdy knight's lance on one end and a staff on the other.Cardero once served his sentence in the Nine Hells and meditated in extreme pain, thus realizing the ultimate martial arts and magic.

Many Blackwater cavalry also howled, and even the war horses roared harshly. There were only a few dozen of them, but their momentum was not inferior to Growen's [-] cavalry. Then, these dozens of Blackwater cavalry broke out. Terrifying murderous aura, I saw black smoke rising from their bodies, all the ground they stepped on turned into highly poisonous black venom, a stench filled the air, and even the wind in August became cold and biting.

Cardero can feel the fear in the enemy's heart, and he has already smelled the fear at this time.Yes!The smell of fear!Just like every battle in the past 200 years, we are the incarnation of natural disasters, and the enemy will run away when they see us!He took the lead and rushed to the plateau knight on the opposite side, shouting: "Nine layers of hell!"

The black water knights also shouted: "Nine Hells!"

This momentum is obviously suppressing the knights of the plateau people. The black water cavalry is the family of the evil god Su Gudis, and at the same time, there is part of his flesh and blood in the body, so these guys can be regarded as replicas of the evil god.Their roars, looks, and aura can all arouse fear in people's hearts, just like the previous gargoyle family, they have their own aura of fear.

However, Growin, who was holding the "Leoric Suit", obviously didn't like this set, and accelerated forward while roaring.Growen's roar was very prominent amidst the chaos of demons dancing. This bravery also inspired other soldiers, and everyone followed and fought the enemy.

Cardero looked at the thick bearded man in front of him, and thought that this guy really had some courage to charge up against the spear.Cardero laughed and said, "You're courting death!" As he spoke, he gathered his strength in his right hand, trying to pierce the bearded man's heart with a single shot.

At this moment, Cardero suddenly!hair!evil!disease!

When Leoric tested the "Porridge of Chaos" earlier, the shaman said that the symptoms caused by this thing have a curve. This curve is strong at first and then weak, and then strong and then weak. .When Cardero thought "I can do it!", it was actually the first trough of the effect of the potion, and now the climax came!This so-called Hellfire Cardero also ushered in an extremely painful climax.It feels like hemorrhoids attack and constipation, and I ate authentic butter hot pot last night, and it seems that the intestines have made a children's puzzle nine chains in the stomach, and it seems that the liver, kidneys, gallbladder and alveoli are chewing together The betel nut is dancing in the body... As a demon who has lived for 200 years and loves to read books in his spare time, he can't find any exact words to describe the pain on his body at this time.

"Hell—!" He repeated his famous line again, but this time it was not encouraging, but screaming.

Then, the bearded knight—that is, Growen, slashed hard on Cardero's armor with the crystal sword. "Crack!" The crystal sword tore apart the armor, leaving a wound on Kadero's scorched red skin, and blood flowed out along the cracks in the armor.Cardero swayed and almost fell off his horse.

In addition to Kadro, there were other Blackwater Knight soldiers who suffered from the sudden illness. The recurrence of the illness was just right, almost immediately before the touch of the two groups of knights.So much so that the Blackwater Knights didn't react at all, and began to cramp, go mad, and convulse, and there were still many villains shaking in front of them... various symptoms, and so on.

This happens when the cavalry hedges, and the result can be imagined.The number of Growin's cavalry regiments was originally ten times that of Cardero's. If it was the Blackwater Knights in its heyday, it might really be able to fight against ten and make some appearances.However, these guys' status bar is full of debuffs, and they are not opponents at all.

As for the iron cavalry group, the horses of the iron cavalry group are all brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts of Murtready, and they are all high-legged high-legged demon mixed-blood horses with the best bloodlines. The bravest and most powerful men inside are wearing the barbarian heavy armor seized from the Crow King, and using barbarian sabers. Some of the vanguards of the squad are even equipped with Seravi's armor. They are good horses, good soldiers and good equipment. The fighting power is very strong.

Eight hundred iron cavalry ran over these dozens of people head-on, and the dozens of black water knights were immediately submerged by the steel torrent of the Northern Expedition.All of a sudden, broken limbs flew around, blood and black water splashed everywhere, and the sound of horseshoes, screams and screams mixed together.Because of the difference in numbers, each blackwater cavalry was fortunate enough to be attacked by at least ten plateau knights.First they were picked with spears, then chopped with knives, and then trampled by horseshoes. Although the Blackwater Knights were strong and well-armored, they could only be chopped into meat paste and trampled into meat paste in the face of such a powerful offensive.

By the time the charge was over, the Northern Expedition had almost no casualties, and the Blackwater Knights had already fallen by half.

"One more round!" Growin yelled.

The iron cavalry group immediately changed from the front team to the rear team. Everyone turned their heads and saw that the ground behind had been trampled by horseshoes into a muddy pond, and the muddy pond was full of enemy corpses.Only a dozen or so people were still alive, but all of them were wounded, and many people were separated and became infantry.The stench of soil and the pungent smell of "Chaos Porridge" came from the air. The soldiers of the cavalry regiment all frowned, and some of them covered their noses.

Cardero was still on the horse, and his "sickness" was still attacking, but relying on his strong willpower and fierce demon body, he had gradually recovered his fighting status, and so did the few knights next to him.At the last moment, the demon knight burst out with a strong will to fight. He raised his weapon and shouted: "Nine layers of hell!"

"Nine layers of hell!" The rest of the knights also roared together.

With that said, Cardero actually took the lead in charging towards Growin's Iron Cavalry!

Growen and the others didn't expect this scene - they were all beaten like this, and they could still take the initiative to attack?This is reckless?Is it brave?Or is it crazy?Growin asked himself, even now he might not be able to achieve this level.

Growin also held up the crystal sword and shouted, "For Leoric!"

"For Leoric!"

The two groups of knights launched a hedge again, and the Growen growler rushed towards the enemy coach.However, Cardero turned the "lance scepter" upside down, pointed the magic crystal at the other end at Growen, and said, "Take this move!"

As he said that, a dazzling glare was released from the crystal, and then a wave of heat rushed towards his face. Growen squinted his eyes and saw a series of blazing fireballs shot out from the crystal.That is the magic that Cardero learned in the Nine Hells. He once used this iconic fire magic to kill a pregnant female dragon, and his proficiency in fire magic is also the source of his nickname "Hellfire".

The fireball splashed, and a knight of the Northern Expeditionary Army in front of him was hit by the fireball and immediately burned all over, turning into coke in an instant.Obviously this is no ordinary flame!At this time, another fireball flew towards Growin, and he subconsciously picked up the shield and clicked, "Boom!" The fireball hit "Leoric's Sanctuary", and immediately disappeared, leaving only a black mark on the shield.Cardero was shocked when he saw this scene—this guy was able to fight with the debuff, in fact, he relied on the breath in his chest. He was startled at this moment, and the breath dissipated. He suddenly felt that there were ants biting all over his body. The pain was unbearable.Growin saw this opportunity, and hit Cardero's chest with a knight's spear, "Bang!" Cardero's breastplate was dented, and he flew up from his horse and fell to the ground hard, before he could get up, The horse behind stepped on it, and Cardero rolled on the ground, swung his sword, and cast spells...but was hacked to death in the end.All the other black water knights were also beheaded by the iron cavalry. After they died, their bodies turned into black water, evaporated into thick smoke with an extremely foul smell, and disappeared into this world.

"We've won!" Growin yelled.

The iron cavalry group defeated the powerful family of the evil gods, and without Lord Leorick, everyone was very excited and cheered.Growin led everyone to cheer, venting their emotions.However, Growen was thinking in his heart: Is the Blackwater Knights so strong?