Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

Although the old man Nicholas was not found, killing the evil god was enough to declare victory in this battle.Nicholas probably took some secret route and ran away. This guy is now deserted, and he can't make any waves by himself.Leoric asked Height's people to continue investigating the clues, and it's up to fate if they can find them.

Afterwards, the most anticipated loot counting time!

At this time, Leoric was sitting in front of the desk where Nicholas usually reviewed official documents, put on the gold-rimmed glasses that Nicholas was most reluctant to use, took out the sandalwood ink that he was most reluctant to use, and spread the most precious ink that Nicholas purchased from the north on the table. Good parchment, followed by a sip of the best spring tea from the Nicholas Collection.

"Ah, so cool!"

I have to say that Nicholas, who is a bachelor, has a higher taste than those local tyrants in Haiyan City. Look at this small attic, look at this wallpaper, look at these hanging paintings, sculptures, small ornaments, and these stationery, which ones are not revealing? An elegance?

Leoric "Scholar, here are the documents."

"Please take a look, Professor Leoric." The person who spoke was Pushila.

In order to match Leoric's addiction to drama, this succubus dressed up as a bookboy from nowhere. He was wearing a white tunic with dropped shoulders and a water snake waist tied with an indigo cloth belt.At first glance, she really looks like a book boy, but the soft and plump tool reveals her true identity as a succubus, and the white robe tightly wraps her body, and her belt is tied high, so she looks tall Convex and concave, very almond-like.

Leoric couldn't help but think: Gan, how did you wear a book boy's white robe so harshly?As expected of a succubus.

Looking at the row of "Nicolas Genuine Bookboys" standing under the wall, Pushila was immediately overwhelmed. These guys, regardless of gender, looked malnourished and crooked, and they didn't know that Nicholas was a No matter what hobbies, the people who serve around him don't choose some good-looking ones.

Leoric drove away the original book boys in the maester's tower, leaving only a few cronies to guard the gate, and then began to read the battle report in his hand.

Leoric's expedition, from Wolf City in Middle-earth to Bachelor City in the southernmost part of the swamp, lasted only 41 days, setting a speed record in the cold weapon era. Passing through the swamp in 41 days, I am afraid that no one except himself could have expected this.Although the enemies were not as vicious as the barbarians, they also made strange moves frequently, which caused him some unexpected troubles.

After a southern expedition, Leoric's Northern Expeditionary Army had almost no casualties, but more than 5000 people were added, including [-] murloc soldiers, and [-] reinforcements from the Lei Kui family (Xia had already written to her father, Permanently borrowed these [-] people), and some soldiers and generals (such as the scout captain under Mysri, and the shaman of Cyclops).It is worth mentioning that Leoric has also recruited many pterosaurs and beast trainers—the walrus Mythri and the garrison of Bachelor City have pterosaur troops. According to the captives, it is because the coastal areas in this area are rich in pterosaurs. Yalong, these winged pterosaurs are active on the coastline and islands, and they often go to the sea to catch fish and eat them. The local aborigines have a way to domesticate pterosaurs, so Nicholas led the formation of the pterosaur air force.

The combat power of this pterosaur air force is not bad, it is the trump card of the walrus Misri. To be honest, if it weren't for Leoric's support, with this amazing army, Misri could easily take down the mountain god fortress of Lei Kui's father-in-law. .However, these guys still lost to Leoric after all.There are a thousand pterosaur troops in total. These guys are strong, fierce and aggressive, and most importantly, they are extremely maneuverable. They should be able to play miraculous effects in future battles.

People ate horse chews and gave a lot to the murlocs, so more than half of the Crow King's gift package was consumed. However, Leoric still seized the supplies of the Imperial City, Haiyan City and Bachelor City, as well as the resources of the Greenport and Mythri tribes. With the things in some hostile small towns around, they fought all the way to support the war. In the end, the logistics and supplies became more and more heavy, so much that they couldn't be carried, so they needed to find warehouses on the spot to store them.Among the supplies, there is plenty of food and clothing, and there is also a large amount of gold as hard currency. It seems that the plateau people are not short of money, but the money is not used in the right place.With these things, he will have sufficient material security to fight against the barbarians in the future.

Among these seized materials, there are two things that make Leoric the most happy. The first one is the star clay that the astrologer gave him. These four star clay statues can be used as magic amplifiers, with great potential and many uses. Wide, with the anus of the tortoise... Ah no, the tear crystal beads are very effective.Leoric carried these with him in case he needed them.

The second is the fleet given to him by the "King of the Seven Seas".

Leoric has long had the idea of ​​forming a navy, but there were no ships and no people before. Now these ships can be used as the prototype of a navy. Coupled with the murlocs who surrendered earlier, they can be formed soon. Come out with a decent navy.At that time, when the water, land and air cooperate, coupled with the information network of the elves, the entire water, land and air will cooperate to fight. Isn't this a dimensionality reduction attack?

What followed was a report on elves. Leoric was a little tired after reading it, so he took a sip of the spring tea that Nicholas had treasured.Although the spring tea is fragrant, but Leoric is used to eating strong flavors, so drinking it feels a bit bland, he can't help thinking of the milk tea he drank in his previous life, and he said to himself: "Oh, if you can add some milk Enough."

Unexpectedly, Pusilla next to her blushed suddenly. She folded her hands on her chest and said in a low voice with some shame: "I'm sorry, master, this...not yet."

Leoric was taken aback for a moment, then the corners of his mouth curled up, and he said, "Then do you want to have it? I'll help you?"

Pushila showed a charming smile, entangled her body, sat on Leoric's lap, and said, "Then I wish for it! Master, it's just the two of us right now, we can play something more advanced... " she said, stroking Leoric's chest.

Leoric swallowed, ready to summon the avatar of Slaanesh who hadn't been used for a long time, and give this hungry succubus a little powerful look.And at this moment, there were screams of people outside the window, the sound of bison running, and Selawi's laughter.

Isn't this ruining the atmosphere?Both of them frowned, and Leoric said, "Let me take a look." He opened the window and looked out, and Leoric's blood pressure went up on the spot.

"Serrawi! Are you fucking dead again?" he cursed loudly.

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It's not once or twice that Selawi died. In a sense, he is even better than Leoric, and it's really hard to live so long for her.

At this time, on the street below, Serawi was riding a big hand to blow up the street, scaring the soldiers and residents to run all over the street.

Big hand!Yes, it was the big hand summoned by the black water monster baby. After the black water monster baby died, this thing didn't disappear.Leoric saw that it wasn't aggressive, so he didn't kill it. He asked someone to lock it up in a cage, and looked back to see if he could train and then go into battle. Six" or something.

But I don't know what kind of monster Serawi, the little bee, has let this big man out, and even put a rein on his middle finger to ride a horse. I really fucked up your sister, can you save me some time? ?I just finished petrification and bloodlust for myself.

At this moment, Serawi heard Leoric's roar, raised his head quickly, and said, "Master, I'm training big hands!"

Leoric yelled, "You train your horse! Besides, who sent you to train it in the street?"

"I didn't want to go to the street at first, but I couldn't control it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—————————————!" Dashouzi led Selawei to run wildly on the street. Selavi sometimes screamed and sometimes laughed excitedly .

How can this work!One is that it is easy to hurt Serawi, and the other is that the order of the city has just been restored, so if you mess around like this, don’t you frighten the people of Bachelor City?

Leoric was so angry that his temples were throbbing, he said to Pushila, "I'll kill this little Beeper first, and then I'll deal with you!" He slapped the succubus hard on the ass. "Crack!" Her buttocks shook, and Pushila let out a moan of pain and pleasure.

Leoric strode down the stairs, and Selawi had already disappeared on his big hand at this time, so he quickly summoned Mortread and went after him.Unexpectedly, this hand ran like a mad dog, and even a horse as good as Mortready couldn't catch up. Leoric was angry when he saw the hand and Sarawi rampaging in the street, so he scolded it in animal language, Said: "Lu Bu! Aren't you a Chollima? Why can't you even catch up with your hands?"

"Boss, what you said is heartless. That big hand has five fingers, and I only have four legs, and I have one less leg! Can I run? Besides, what is the weight of that elf girl? What is your weight recently? Are you fat again?"

"I'm gaining muscle! Fuck you!"

One person and one horse scolded each other, and at this moment, the big hand drove Selawi faster and faster, knocked over the hawker, and frightened the residents. dump truck ptsd.The most frightening thing is that this big hand still doesn't take the usual way, and he is going to climb the wall at every turn, whether he still has to climb the stairs. Leoric chases him farther and farther, and the distance is gradually opened.

There was too much movement along the way, which also alarmed the other members of the Northern Expeditionary Army. Growen and Philip also rode up to catch up at this time, and even rode up to Leorick. Philip asked: "What's the matter?" What's the matter? Why did the big hand come out?" Growin also asked: "What's the elf girl doing again? Last time she had to let our brother try her improved saddle, saying it can cure hemorrhoids, She's so fucking awesome, there are magic magnets on the saddle to relax the muscles and activate the blood, but it also stimulates the rectum of the soldiers, whoever uses whoever pulls the pants, it's super smooth! Then this idiot..." Growin was going to be rude, But thinking of the relationship between Leoric and Seravi as mentor and apprentice, he took it back.

But Leoric said, "You don't have to be shy about scolding her."

"Ah, later this little idiot took back the saddle, saying that it was going to be adjusted and changed into a medical product for treating constipation."

Both Philip and Leoric laughed, but every two seconds after laughing, they saw the big hand knock over a newly installed bulletin board and kick over a trash can, Philip couldn't laugh anymore He said, "Our regiment just cleaned up the streets! Damn, who can punish her, and who, what about the Queen? Queen! Queen Romila, take care of your sister..."

Before the words fell, several flower fairies flew from the sky, and Leoric saw that they were all clones of Romila.Little Romila said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I've just returned from picking herbs in the outskirts of the city, so...you give me some time, I'll catch her!"

The flower fairy said and flew over, cursing in elven language as she flew: "Selavi! You little bastard, stop quickly! If you run again, I will cut off your ears and send you to the deep mountains Drew in the old forest! Seravi, do you hear, Seravi——!"

"Ah woo woo woo, sister, I'm sorry!" Serawi knew he was in trouble again as soon as he saw his sister, and cried, "I want to stop too, but this guy is disobedient! Hold hands, stop Come down, if you don't stop I'm going to die! Please stop, hand in hand."

Romila said: "Looks like I can only come hard." As they said that, the flower fairies took out bags of orange-yellow powder from under the box. Leoric recognized the thing, it was anesthesia powder, it was Luo A hypnotic commonly used by Mira.Several flower fairies flew up with the powder, and dropped the anesthetic powder on top of Dashouzi like a small bomber.The powder scattered in the air, forming patches of yellow smoke. However, Dashouzi rushed through the smoke screen without any sign of decadence, and even gave the Romilas a middle finger.

Gritting her teeth angrily, Romila said, "Serrawi, you little bastard! I'm going to take your skin off!"

"Sister, it's not my middle finger, it's my hand! Don't pick my skin!" Serawi cried in despair.

Apparently, anesthesia powder didn't work.Leoric shouted: "Big hands don't have breathing organs, and the anesthetic powder has to be inhaled to be effective! We need to change tactics!"

At this moment Philip had an idea and said: "Romela! How about you put anesthesia on the arrowhead and shoot it?"

Romila said: "This monster has rough skin and thick flesh, so it may not be able to shoot through it!"

Leoric immediately said: "It's okay, I'm strong, I'll come!"

When Romila heard that Leoric was going to shoot an arrow, she turned pale with fright, and said, "My lord, be careful, don't hurt my sister!" Romila knew Leoric's accuracy, and Lao Li mainly relied on strength when shooting arrows. Big, stamina, yells "Kalashnikov!" and starts sprinkling water, nothing inaccurate, non-existent.

But this time Leoric was very confident and said: "Don't worry, I will never hurt your sister, I swear!" Seeing that Leoric said so confidently, Romila had no choice but to nod silently.

Then Leoric drew a short bow from the contract space. This short bow was not as powerful as the long bow he usually used, but it was enough to shoot through the skin of a big hand.The most important thing is that the short bow is very flexible, and it can perform difficult actions such as lob shots, back shots, or single-handed shots.

Leoric dipped the arrowhead in anesthesia, then bent his bow and set the arrow, aiming at the big hand.This player also seemed to sense the danger, and suddenly began to move coquettishly.This hand has five fingers, and each finger is very flexible, so the movement is outrageous, and the movement is comparable to that of an apex player with ADHD. Sometimes he climbs the wall, slides the shovel, spins and jumps, and disguises himself in the air. The dizzy Selawi wanted to vomit.

High-speed movement and irregular movement make the already difficult shooting more difficult to succeed, let alone avoiding Selawi.Romila looked at Leoric bending his bow and nodding his arrow, and couldn't help but nervously said, "My lord, why don't we find another way, I'm afraid I'll hurt Selawi! Although I said I want to skin her, I also said Just kidding, Seravi, she..."

"Whoosh!" Leoric shot out with an arrow.

"Ah! Be careful!" Romilas covered their eyes and dared not look.

However, Philip and Growin still dared to do so. They watched Leoric's arrow with wide eyes, and saw the arrow fly by, as if it had eyes, and flew towards the big hand who moved around irregularly. , and then heard a "poof!", the arrow pierced into Dashouzi's thick skin at a tricky angle.After being shot by the arrow, the thing ran forward for a few steps, then suddenly slowed down, and fell down as soon as it tilted its body.As soon as the speed slowed down, Selavi immediately jumped out of the car and landed on a watermelon stand.

"Good arrow!" cried Growin.

Leoric put away his arrows and said to Romila, "I'll just say it's all right!"

"Thank you, thank you sir!" Romila thanked repeatedly.

Everyone was shocked and thought: When did Leoric shoot so well?During this period of time, everyone ate and lived together, and I didn't see him practicing archery. Why did he suddenly become a master archer?Especially Growen felt the most shocking. As the leader of the Knights, he had learned riding and archery, and he knew very well how difficult it is to shoot on a bumpy horse!And the target is still an irregular moving target, which is even more difficult.Anyway, Growin would rather rush to meet the enemy hand-to-hand than waste his energy by shooting arrows.

So how did the general suddenly become a sharpshooter?How is this going?Is he talented, or is he hiding something?

The reason here is only known to Leoric.

Lao Li got stuck with the bug of the Black Water Monster Baby earlier, and took three tickets in a row. The truth that the first ticket was exchanged for was called "Sharp Shooter"-the other two were "Alchemy" and "The Body of the Godhead". Besides.

Leoric wanted to use the truth of "Sharp Shooter" a long time ago. Earlier, Selawi equipped him with armour-enhanced armor and a [-]-pound bow, so he had the prototype of a humanoid self-propelled gun. However, limited by the marksmanship of human body strokes, he can only hit the target by sprinkling water, which is too shameful!Leoric also tried to practice archery, but in his previous life he was bad at fps games, and in this life he was not very good at aiming. After practicing for a long time, he felt that the effort was not proportional to the reward, so he felt that he would just use tickets in exchange.

The "Sharp Archer" exchanged this time not only raised his archery to a master level, but also included a series of skills such as maintenance and manufacture of bows and arrows, identification of related materials, analysis of enemy weaknesses, fancy archery, and bow fighting. , It almost made him understand the weapon of "bow and arrow" in one go.

Therefore, under the blessing of such a powerful truth, it was as easy as pie for Leoric to hit a big hand that was bigger than a bull.At this time, everyone got off the horse and came to the big man who was anesthetized. Serawi also got out of the watermelon pile. She was covered in watermelon juice, her face was covered with mud, and she had a shameful smirk.At this time, Romila's clones gathered together and became her real body. She squatted down in front of Serawi, and asked with concern, "Are you injured, sister?"

"Not yet." Serawi's expression was a little terrified, as if he had a premonition of the next thing.

"Then it will be there soon!" Romila said, grabbing Serawi's sharp ears, and then swearing at her head and face with a high-speed chant like rap. This is commonplace, not to mention that this little girl always gets into trouble, so she should be taught a lesson, so no one went up to intercede.

Leoric came to the side of the big man, thinking in his mind: This beast doesn't seem to understand human language, and it looks like a frightening person. There is no shortage of big animals in my army. How about killing him? Bar?lest you cause trouble.

Lao Li didn't have any sympathy for a family of evil gods, so he pulled out the pecking eyes, preparing to let the Crow King have another hot meal.At this time Serawi rushed out suddenly and shouted: "Master, don't kill it! Shou Shou is a good boy, and will not hurt anyone!"

hand in hand?Is this also overlapping words?

Leoric said, "If it's a good boy, why did it run away? Why didn't it listen to you?"

"Uh, because the hands are scared."

"Afraid? What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid of you." Serawi whispered.

"What's so scary about me...ah."

Leoric recalled the scene when he flogged the corpse of the black water monster baby. At that time, the big hand was watching the whole process beside him. At one point, he was so frightened that his hands sweated and his five fingers cramped.It is estimated that it left a psychological shadow at that time, right?

Originally, Serawi just wanted to go shopping with his hand. At first, he listened well, and even gestured politely to passers-by. However, this guy walked halfway, and suddenly saw Leoric on the window sill. , I was frightened at this moment, so I had the following things.

But in any case, Selawi broke into a big deal. Leoric grabbed her left ear (Romela on the right) and said: "If you are full and have nothing to do, you can take the food at the entrance of the village." The dung was picked up, why torment this big animal?"

Selawi burst into tears from the pain, and cried, "Because I like holding hands very much."

"You like this thing?" Leoric glanced at the big, ebon-blue man with hand hair and sharp nails, and said, "Why do you like it?"

Selaoui gave a puzzling reason.

"Hands are so cute, I want to keep them!"

Fuck, this kid looks like he could be King of Elden.Leoric glared at Romila and thought: How did you bring the baby?

However, Romila sighed and said, "I knew it was so. This monster... really looks very artistic."

What kind of aesthetics are you elves!Leoric covered his face with one hand, expressing that he could not accept it.

At this moment, black smoke suddenly rose from the body of the big hand, and then the big hand woke up from the hypnosis, and struggled painfully as if he had been hit by a flame pot.

Serawi exclaimed: "Handy! Handy, what's wrong with you!"

Romila glanced at it and said, "Oops, its existence is disappearing, it seems that the magic power on its body has been exhausted, and it is about to disintegrate!"

This big hand is just a clone of the black water monster baby, and it can only maintain its existence by relying on the magic power of the black water monster baby. It is a low-level familiar.The soul of this low-level familiar is bound to a "loyalty contract", and it must be loyal to something. Generally, if the master dies, the familiar will disappear quickly. The big hand looks at his body that is gradually evaporating in the sun. Sighing like a terminally ill patient who decided to euthanize, he faced the sunset and gestured peacefully.

"I think it's fine, let's just send him away." Leoric, no mercy.

However, Serawi burst into tears. She hugged Dashouzi's finger and said, "Master, please, please save him! Serawi will thank you forever! Please save him!" Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and…” and how loudly Selawi laughed when he blasted the street just now.

Alas, this girl!

Leoric and Romila still doted on her, they looked at each other and saw the helplessness in each other's eyes.Romila said first, "Well, a big hand is like a devil. As long as you sign a contract, you can rely on the master's magic power or spiritual power to maintain your own existence, so..."

Serawi immediately shouted after hearing this: "I have a lot of magic power, and I can support my hands!"

"But I don't know how to write a contract with a demon..." Romila looked at Leoric, and Leoric sighed, and said, "Well, I'll copy you a copy of the same contract from the demon summoning contract." Yes, let's see if it works."

"Okay, hurry up! You can't do it with your hands!"

I really dote on her, Leoric thought so, and then quickly wrote a contract to Seravi, only to see him scratch his fingers and draw a magic circle on the ground, saying: "You stand on this magic circle." Join the battle." Seravi did as he did, and then Leoric cut Seravi's finger with a knife, squeezed out a drop of blood onto the big hand, and said, "I will ask you about the contract in the language of the demons next." Whether it is true or not, you only need to answer 'MIEA!'."

"it is good!"

"Then are you willing to use your soul to complete the contract with this guy?" (Devil's language)

"MIEA!"

Following Seravi's crisp voice, a layer of holy light appeared on Da Tezi's body. When the light swept away, it immediately stopped screaming. When the light faded, Da Tezi's body was coated with a silver-white coating , looks very metallic.Serawi screamed excitedly when he saw this "metal hand", "Master, look! The hands are so beautiful! I like this color!" Metal things have different feelings from other elves. At this time, this metal-skinned hand obviously hit her pain point, which made her very happy.

For such things as familiars, they will learn from whomever they eat. The big hand is naturally black and smelly to work for the black water monster baby. Now that he recognizes Serawi as the master, he naturally adds some "elf" element".

The familiar who has signed the contract is bound by the magic contract and will not do anything that is out of order, which can be said to guarantee the safety of the master.Well, that's the end of the matter.

At this time, Leoric just doted on his apprentice purely and wanted to find her a pet to play with, but for Serawi, the appearance of a big hand would bring her a turning point in her own destiny.

After finishing this matter, Leoric returned to the Bachelor's Tower with a disappointed face. At this time, Pushila was sitting on the desk, her pair of soft fleshy legs became ovals on the hard wooden table, and she raised her left Put your leg on top of your right leg and say, "Master, continue?"

The atmosphere just now is gone, it seems a bit embarrassing to talk about it now, but then again, can't the embarrassment stop?No, Leoric has always been the kind of man who rises to the challenge!If the environment is not good, change the environment, and if the atmosphere is not enough, create an atmosphere. There are always more solutions than problems. As long as you have the courage, who is not allowed to take maternity leave?

"Of course we have to continue!" Leoric tore off his shirt and threw it on the table.

He immediately locked the door, and then opened the avatar of Selane, and performed an indescribably vicious operation on the succubus.If the succubus also has a profession, then Pushila should belong to T, it can take damage very much, and the more damage it takes, the more powerful the output will be.Usually, this guy is restrained, but now it's just the two of them, the master and the servant, who are unscrupulous, shouting and wanting to pick up the roof of the house.Shia and Romila, who were working next door, both heard the voice, and they frowned and looked at each other. Romila asked, "It's broad daylight...do we want to take care of it?"

Shia asked, "What do you want to do?"

"Uh, I don't care, that is, should we go and have a look? Or, uh, learn about it?" Romila tried her best to choose her words.

"No, you will die." Shia pressed Romila's shoulder and said, "Listen to my sister, that's not the place for a player of your rank. Think about what you saw in the succubus room Stuff! Is that something you can play with?"

The Elf Queen froze and said, "Then I won't get involved."