Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

"Come on!" Leoric yelled.

"exist!"

The heads of the Northern Expedition immediately stood up—these brothers had already sharpened their knives, and they were waiting for King Leoric's order to drag the two cubs out and cut them down.

However, King Leoric gave a strange order.

"Remove the carpet, prepare water and mop."

clam?

Everyone was taken aback. Generally speaking, shouldn't they say something like "Drag them out and cut them off..."?

The two adults, who were paralyzed with fright, seemed to feel a ray of hope at this time, and they both raised their heads, thinking: Shouldn't we be dragged out and chopped up?

What is Leoric doing here?The nobles were even more puzzled and looked at each other in blank dismay.

Only Shia knew what was going on, so she couldn't help covering her face, thinking: This miser!They all became kings, but they still can't change this stinking problem.

ps: The review has been relatively strict recently, and sometimes there will be delays in the release of chapters, please forgive me. 1 six bars ② 77 six

Chapter 220 Seven: Seven illegitimate daughters and the Pope's two hundred knives

Leoric always gave strange orders, but everyone was used to it, so they followed suit.Growin removed the carpet, and Bloser asked someone to bring a mop and a bucket. After all this was done, Leoric nodded in satisfaction, said "Okay!", and then pulled out a pair of knives.

Tevis asked quickly: "Your Majesty, what do you want?"

"Kill!" Leoric said indifferently.

"Do you do it yourself? Just call the executioner."

Leoric smiled and said, "Hey, why bother others with such a trivial matter? I'll do it myself."

Only then did everyone feel relieved: Oh, no wonder the carpet has to be removed!Ganqing is afraid that the blood of these two people will stain the court.The things used by the royal family are very expensive!Especially the blankets spread in the Great Council Hall, each cost hundreds of gold coins, it would be a shame to get it dirty.

And the nobles were all pale with fright, one after another of today's horror events, some people could not bear this kind of mental stimulation and fainted to the ground.There are still some people who are going to leave - it was Jonah and the Pope who stopped them from leaving before, but now these two guys are about to become ghosts under the sword, and naturally the trees fall and the hozens disperse, and the guards at the door are useless .

At this time, Leoric was about to kill someone, when he suddenly remembered something, he glanced at the nobleman, saw that some people wanted to leave, and some wanted to stay, so he said: "You can leave whenever you want, after all, the scene of killing people is not good, but ..." Leoric scratched his face, "If you intend to stay and be glorious witnesses, I welcome it too! After all, this scene of 'Heavenly Punishment' is not common. Although it is bloody, it is also just."

Leoric still doesn't have the self-awareness of "I am the king!" He said these words only out of politeness and consideration—you see, among these nobles there are gentle scholars, and there are also many young girls, or women from families, I'm afraid they will be frightened by killing people and seeing blood, so you can leave early, it doesn't matter!But, there must be some people who like to watch this murder scene, otherwise, when Caishikou beheaded, there are so many onlookers every time?So I give you the power to choose, stay as you like, stay as you like, and leave as you like, you see, how generous and merciful I am, the king, right?

Leoric's idea is not wrong, after all, it's very good that the host gives the guests the power to choose for themselves, as the host does as the guest does, which represents thoughtful courtesy.However, the relationship between Leoric and the nobles is not between master and guest, but between king and minister.As far as the relationship between the monarch and his ministers is concerned, the words of the king are all orders, and there is no such thing as self-choice.And when the king gave some ambiguous orders, these nobles had to figure out the real intention of the king.It’s easy to say if you guess right, but if you guess wrong—see those two old men kneeling under the throne?The three of you are directly buried together.

So these people began to think: what does King Leoric mean by these words?

If you want to figure out the meaning of the words, you must first try to figure out the king's intention.The king personally killed people in the court today, what is this for?Is it just to have a hand addiction?No, it must be to frighten Xiao Xiao!Who is Xiaoxiao?It must be us!To put it bluntly, the murder of King Leoric was for us to see, in order to tell us: here!This is what happens when you betray me!Then if I leave now, wouldn't it be demolishing King Leoric?The answer is very clear, you must stay and watch!And you have to keep your eyes open!

Therefore, some people who had retreated just now turned back, biting the bullet and watching this rare "killing in the hall" through the ages.

Seeing that everyone stayed behind, Leoric couldn't help laughing and said, "I thought that the nobles of the plateau people were cowards. It seems that everyone is very courageous! Very good, I like courageous people."

When everyone heard this, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief - it seems that they made the right bet!

In fact, Leoric killed himself not to frighten everyone, but because of another reason: eye-pecking kills can be upgraded!After the crow king suit has evolved into a superego, every time the "eye peck" kills a person, it will increase some power. Although the effect of killing miscellaneous fish is ordinary, it is better than nothing!So if Leoric can do it himself, he must do it himself, he is an old man.

Leoric first put the peck on Jonah's neck, pondered for a moment, and said, "Uh, don't leave a last word, I don't want to hear it."

Jonah was furious and said, "Huh!? You bastard..."

"Crack!"

Leoric raised the knife and dropped it, Jonah's big head fell to the ground, the blood from the aorta spewed out along the neck, shot out like a fountain for a long distance, and a large amount of blood stained the floor tiles red.

Although everyone was mentally prepared, many people were still scared and screamed by this scene.

Then Leoric put the "pecker eye" dripping with blood on the Pope's neck, and said, "You..."

"I have a last word!" The pope shouted loudly, his voice was sharp and piercing, like a dying pheasant, "I really have a last word, please allow me to say it!"

"Uh, okay." Leoric wasn't that unkind, so he put down the black knife in his hand and said, "Let's hear what you said?"

The pope bought the life time for a sentence. He was panting, thinking, thinking about what to say when he was about to die to reverse the situation?

Threatening Leoric?Or beg him for mercy?Or... It seems that nothing can shake the cold heart of this murderous demon!

"I……"

"Hurry up, I'm tired of raising my hands." Leoric said impatiently.

what to do?what to do?what to do! ?Threats won't work, and begging for mercy won't work, so what else... Think about it, how do I usually convince those nobles to do things for me?How I bribed them... Right!

"I want to bribe you, Your Majesty!" cried the Pope.

The pope simply let the fear go to his head, and even shouted out what was in his heart.But what is it called?Above the court, in front of civil and military officials, princes and nobles, just openly bribe the king like this?Did your fucking mind get shit?

Leoric is also stupid!WTF?Bribe me?Is it so blatant?

But he did become interested, and asked curiously, "Then tell me how you want to bribe me?" What can you bribe me with?Leoric would not accept this bribe, he just wanted to hear it.

The Pope's face was pale at this time—yes, how could I bribe him! ?Since ancient times, only civilians have bribed bureaucrats, and bureaucrats have bribed nobles. I have never heard of anyone who can bribe a king!Isn't this nonsense?But the words have already come to this point, and King Leoric asked the same question. If I change my words at this time, then my head will be... He turned his head and saw that Jonah's head was still on the ground, dying with regret !A pair of big eyes stared at him firmly, as if saying to him: "Brother! Let's go together!"

No no no no!I am the pope!Pope of millions!From the illegitimate child of a prostitute, I have worked my way up to the peak of the Seven Gods Cult. I have wisdom, courage, luck, and courage!How could such a great person like me die in such a place!

His Excellency the Pope scanned the hall with his nimble little eyes, and suddenly, he saw several women beside Leoric—ah!These girls are so beautiful!Whether it's Princess Tevis, or Sia Requie with a pair of beautiful legs, or that succubus who is so charming that the paladins shut themselves down...Obviously, this is King Leoric's weakness!

I'm going to bribe you with a woman!he thought.

"I'm going to bribe you with a woman!" He shouted out what he was thinking just like before.

Leoric is stupid again - no, aren't you so blatant?

The nobles present even roared with laughter.Is this what the dignified pope should say?Bribe the king with a woman?If this kind of thing can be done, then whether it is His Majesty the King, His Excellency the Pope, or this country, they will all become the laughing stock of the ages.

And the ones who reacted the most were naturally the three girls beside Leoric.

"You want to die, don't you?" Shia picked up the Silver Snake Sword and walked up, saying, "Leoric... the king! I think you should cut off his head immediately. What are you hesitating about? Could it be?" Are you a little bit tempted by 'that bribe'?"

"Ah, no, no, no." Leoric looked into his wife's eyes, his heart skipped a beat, and he quickly raised the black knife in his hand.

The Pope screamed: "Your Majesty! This is no ordinary woman!"

"Huh? How unusual?" Leoric asked curiously as the knife hovered in the air.

Shia looked sideways: "Is this important?"

"No, I just want to hear how unusual it is, I won't accept it! In front of so many people!" Leoric said in a low voice.

Then His Excellency took a few breaths and said, "Uh, very, very unusual!"

"So how unusual is it?" Shia was also a little curious.In fact, not only him, but also the civil and military officials, princes and nobles present, as well as the soldiers of the Northern Expedition Army, also wanted to hear how extraordinary the life-saving woman the Pope confessed before his death could be.

"This person, uh, she..." The pope was sweating profusely from nervousness, and his clothes were wet with a reddish-brown mark. He gasped violently, thinking: Do I really want to say it?Maybe this can save my life, but if I say it, I will definitely be ruined!I'm over 70 years old, how long can I live?If I were to die now, at least my reputation would be preserved, and my disciples might sing praises to me, saying: Ah!Worthy of being a pious Lord Pope!Not bowing to the tyrant's butcher's knife... But if I say it now, then my reputation...

"Are you fucking talking or not!" Leoric roared.

"Tell me! Let me tell you!" Compared to fame, life-saving is obviously more important!

Finally, the Pope shouted loudly: "It's my illegitimate daughter! I have a very beautiful illegitimate daughter! If King Leoric spares my life, I will dedicate her to you! Please! Forgive me!"

Fuck, this is out of the ordinary.

Everyone present was shocked——who is His Excellency the Pope?The powerful figures + spiritual leaders of the Seven Gods Sect, at least in the minds of believers, are living saints, incarnations of gods!This kind of person should strictly abide by the rules and regulations, and can't get close to women for a lifetime - of course, little boys can't - anyway, it is impossible to do such a thing.

Following the phrase "I have an illegitimate daughter", the Pope's image in people's hearts collapsed, and many of the nobles present were actually his followers.When Leoric wanted to kill the pope, people still had some dissatisfaction or sympathy, thinking that Leoric was a tyrant. However, if the pope had an illegitimate daughter, it meant that the pope was a liar !He can't even abide by the most basic precepts, so are his other characters still credible?If not even the Pope can be trusted, can the Religion of the Seven Gods still be trusted?

Therefore, the collapse of the Pope's personality this time not only destroyed his personal image that he had painstakingly managed for decades, but also gave the Sect of the Seven Gods a battering hammer for the religious sanctity that has been in operation for more than two hundred years!This matter is destructive to the Seven Gods, and it will gradually be revealed in the future. It is a very serious political event.

Princess Teves is the person with the keenest sense of political smell. She immediately seized this opportunity and launched a wave of chasing after the already precarious Seven Gods Sect. She only heard Teves say in her royal voice: "You Did you hear me! The Pope of the Seven Gods has an illegitimate child! Pope, an illegitimate child! May I ask everyone, what did you do to have an illegitimate child? Naturally, he had an affair with a woman! The dignified Pope of the Seven Gods did not obey Commandments, having an affair with a woman and giving birth to a child! Could it be that the spokesperson selected by the Seven Gods is such a thing? By the way, I haven’t asked yet, Your Excellency the Pope!” Teves scolded angrily: “Your illegitimate daughter How old are you? Since you are said to be beautiful enough to present to the king, you are not too old, right?"

The Pope was taken aback, then smiled and said, "Which one are you asking?"

Teves was also taken aback, and said, "How many do you have?"

The Pope smiled wryly and said, "You know, I am a devout follower of the Seven Gods, so..." He said with a "seven" sign.

Teves also gasped, and was too shocked to speak for a moment.

Leoric, on the other hand, looked excited, and said with a smile: "Fuck! Even this matter is auspicious? You are indeed an old magic stick! Hey, let me ask you, how small is the youngest one, and how big is the oldest one?" ?”

Shia poked Leoric with her elbow and said, "What do you want?"

Leoric looked innocent, and said: "Send the young ones to school, and send the old ones to nursing homes! I'm just asking, I don't know what to do." Shia rolled her eyes, changed her dialect, and whispered Yin Yang said: "Oh, I was worrying too much, I thought His Majesty's waist didn't hurt anymore." Leoric shrugged and didn't speak, then he kicked the Pope who was lying dead, and said, "Ask What about you, talk!"

At this time, the Pope thought for a while and said, "Well, the oldest daughter is 40 years old, and the youngest is [-]..."

"Fuck! Forty to fourteen?"

The Pope quickly said: "Hey! Don't dislike the old, and don't dislike the young. It's better to be old, and the older you are, the finer the work; the younger is better, the figure is handsome and enchanting! Those few are not bad, some have delicate voices, some are soft, and some are more fragrant than flowers, sweeter than honey..." In order to save his life, the old face of the Pope lost all seriousness at this time, and the sacred halo on his body also disappeared. Then it disappeared and was replaced by the flattering smile and vulgar demeanor of an old bustard.

Seeing this scene, the expressions of the people present were different. Some people were crying, probably because their beliefs had been devastated; some people showed obscene smiles; some women looked contemptuous; Can't get back to God.In short, even the most pious paladin would want to spit on the old man at this point.

Leoric sneered and said, "I'm not afraid that they won't be able to do it. I didn't expect that you old man is in good health! The youngest fourteen, how old are you this year?"

"I'm 75"

"Co-author, when you were 61 years old, could you still kill someone?

"Uh, this is thanks to your blessing, the emperor's grace is mighty!"

"Don't let this nonsense go, I'm not Guanyin who sent the child." Leoric said.

Teves scolded: "You bastard! So, you have broken the precept since you were 35, and you are still having affairs with women until you are 61, you shameless old bastard! I..."

"Wait!" Leoric yelled suddenly.

"I almost overlooked an important thing!"

When he said this, everyone's eyes focused on Leorick again, and they saw Leorick grabbing the Pope's collar with one hand, and lifted the old bone directly, and saw Leorick blushing. , roared angrily and abnormally:

"I said, Boss, how the hell do you know about your illegitimate daughters' life is good, the waist is thin, and the figure is enchanting and charming', eh? How do you, a father, know that? ? Answer me! Your Excellency the Pope!"

"I..." The Pope was speechless, only dripping with cold sweat.

"Fuck you, Ling Chi!"

At this moment, King Leoric's roar resounded throughout Wangbei City.

……

On the same day, Leoric escorted the Pope to the square, disclosed his crimes, and then recruited the best surgeon in the form of self-recommendation, and rewarded him with a lot of money to carry out the current technical ability on this heinous person. The maximum number of penalties achieved.The entire execution process, from morning to night, totaled more than [-] knives.The Pope's screams went from nothing to nothing, and lasted several times, finally ending his sinful life.

Afterwards, it was reported by someone that King Leoric found the Pope's seven illegitimate daughters from the basement of a church outside the city.Although the seven people are very beautiful, because they have been imprisoned underground for a long time, they seldom move freely, and most of them are insane.Moreover, according to the confessions of these women, the Pope had 21 illegitimate daughters, 14 of whom were tortured to death by him, and these seven were only survivors.

King Leoric commented on the matter:

"Damn it, two hundred knives is still cheaper for him!"

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Chapter 220 Eight: Leoric's Marriage Event

So far, the civil strife in the plateau empire has completely subsided.On the third day after the Pope's death, Leoric announced that the wedding will be held on the last day of this month, and at the same time, according to the customs of the plateau people, he will marry Sia Reku and Tivis Nashrut.

As for Romila's marriage, he had to wait until he returned to the holy tree of elves in Wild Wolf City; but for Pushila, the demon's soul contract was already more sacred than the marriage contract, and the others were not important.

After the wedding, Leoric is the King of the Plateau, and the foundation ceremony will be held next.According to Leoric, the whole process lasted for three days, one day for Shia, one day for Teves, and one day for the country.

Naturally, such a big matter cannot be done casually.

The three parties, Leoric, Shia, and Teves, each have their own opinions on the wedding, and court etiquette, folk traditions, and elders of each family (although they are all dead) also need to be respected.So Leoric decided to have a meeting with everyone. Only when the tune is unified can the scene be sung well.

There were about [-] people participating in the "wedding planning team" that day, mainly bureaucrats in various etiquette celebrations, two ministers of finance and several folklore scholars.But there are only three people who are the most important, one is Mandev Jaket, Minister of Etiquette, the second is Lawson Peald, the document and history recorder, and the last one is the head of the Princess Knights and the current police officer of Wangbei City. Officer, Gale Knight Quick.Three people, one managing the etiquette, one recording the entire ceremony, and the last one maintaining law and order are all integral parts of a wedding, so the opinions of these three people are very important.

At this time the meeting opened, Leoric said: "Everyone... My love!" Leorick was still not used to this name, "In a few days, it will be the wedding day, what do you have? Just put forward your ideas, suggestions or opinions, let’s discuss it... Then whoever, let’s start with you! The one on the far left.”

"Yes, Your Majesty." The man got up and saluted, and then began to speak.

Leoric's usual style before the meeting is to let the members take turns to speak first. After about a round of speeches, Leoric found that the opinions of the nobles and ministers were basically the same: enthronement and marriage, this has never happened in 200 years. Such a big event must be held grandly!Basically, except for the two veterans in the financial department who secretly expressed their opposition, everyone else supported the big deal.

However, Lao Li wanted to keep everything simple, not to make it so complicated—with that money, we can reclaim fields, build factories, and engage in production!Or enrich the army, or use it for disaster relief!The same is true for Teves. What Her Royal Highness hates most is red tape. What's more, Gao Yuan is not rich in the first place, so money should be spent wisely.

Leoric then said: "Everyone wants to save face for me, and I accept the good intentions, but I don't lack face, what I lack is lining. The country has just finished a civil war, and there are many scars on the land. It seems inappropriate to spend money on the celebration ceremony at this time."

"Your Majesty, please listen to me." The Minister of Etiquette said at this time.

The Minister of Etiquette named Mandev said, "The king's wishes are naturally absolute, and your insights are indeed brilliant. However, if the ceremony is shabby, it will be laughed at by others. Whether it is the despicable races around , or other nobles are watching this moment, they must feel the majesty of the king, otherwise the loyalty of these guys will be shaken, and crooked ideas will arise in their hearts."

There is some truth to this statement.The Minister of Etiquette is a veteran of the three dynasties. He behaves well, is loyal, and speaks with prestige, so many people agree.

However, when Leoric, Teves and Shia heard this, they looked at each other and smiled, and Teves said: "The royal family in this dynasty is full of martial virtues, maybe they lack money, but they don't lack prestige!"

Old Mandefu didn't understand why, so he asked, "Excuse me for being stupid, how can you be prestige if you don't have money?"