Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

Then, the Crow King took out a small knife.This knife is very small, but very sharp. It looks like the knife used by barbarian warriors to eat meat.The Crow King handed the knife to the crow soldier next to him, and said, "Come on, let me ask you, young man, have you ever peeled potatoes?"

This question made people confused, and the crow soldier was also at a loss, so he said: "Reporting to the king, the potato skins are of course peeled."

The Crow King nodded, and asked again: "Is the cut okay?"

"Uh, my lord, I'm not a cook, so I'm not very good at peeling."

"Oh, it's okay, I just want a clumsy one." The Crow King pointed at the gravel warrior lying on the ground, and then said something that made everyone present feel cold all over.

"I want you to peel this guy's slap like a potato without leaving any skin behind, understand?"

The soldier was stunned for a few seconds before saying: "Yes, Your Majesty!" The gravel lying on the ground immediately screamed, "No, no, Your Majesty! Please!"

The Crow King laughed and said: "It's all right! Listen to me, this human skin grows fast, and it will grow out in a week. You turn around and ask someone to go to the medicine store to buy three taels of green bud paste, a pack of plant ash, Bring some more Paoge medicine, apply it with boiled dry gauze, and it will be fine soon! Trust me, I am very experienced..."

Rubble struggled hard, but he was covered in iron chains, and four people were holding him down, no matter how strong he was, he couldn't break free.The knife fell on his hand one after another, causing him to scream and curse in pain.

The Crow King sat on a large stone pier beside him, smoking a cigarette, and said with a grin, "Yes, make it louder! I like to hear this."

The other envoys watched this scene silently, their faces livid with fright, and they were silent like a chilling cicada.At this time, the Crow King glanced at them and said, "Why are you still standing there? Do you want me to invite you?" After that, he pouted towards the exit of the sewer.

Everyone was puzzled and looked at each other in dismay; the golden eagle lady from the Golden Knife Department rolled her eyes and said quickly: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for rewarding a treasured place of geomantic omen! Let me stay here!" He slapped the servant next to him. , Said: "Why are you standing there? Set up camp!"

Only then did the barbarian emissaries come to their senses, and hurried to the square to set up tents.And until the camp was set up, the potato called "Gravel Warrior" hadn't finished peeling.

……

Leoric was sitting in the castellan's mansion, looking towards the sewer, where he could vaguely hear screams.He thought to himself: It can be heard two streets away, it seems that the Crow King is ruthless enough.

At this time, someone knocked on the door outside and said, "Report...report, hahaha..."

Leoric wondered: Why is this man laughing while shouting the report?

"Enter!"

I saw Philip pushing the door and entering, giggling and laughing like a hen laying eggs.

"I'm fucking dying of laughter!" Philip supported the table with one hand, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up, "I just came back from the sewer and watched almost the whole process of how the Crow King sanctioned those barbarians. I can only say, if you want to You have to rely on the barbarians themselves to control the barbarians! You don’t know how quickly those guys’ faces changed, and they completely lost their arrogance at the beginning. They ate all the salt, bread and wine we gave, and pitched up tents, even I also cleaned the sanitation of the sewer, which is good now, saving me a lot of work! Otherwise, my people will have to clean the sewer tomorrow."

Seeing the savage suffer, as a plateau native, he felt the pleasure of revenge.Leoric nodded and said, "Leave the matter of the barbarian to the Crow King, so what, where is the princess? Have you entered the city yet?"

Philip showed a meaningful and lewd smile, and said, "Don't worry! My people have gone to inform them, they should come in now."

"Explore and report again!"

"Yes!"

Leoric sat alone at the desk, tapping his fingers on the table boredly.Everyone went out to watch the vixen, and only he, the king, stayed here. Damn, why, am I not the king?But after thinking about it, this "fox spirit" can only be seen by others, but he can eat it, and the resentment in his heart was swept away.

Good things take time, good things take time!He said to himself in his heart.

At this moment, the door suddenly opened.The only ones who could come in without knocking were the girls around Leoric.When Leoric looked up, he met Shia's eyes.Shia's expression was very tense, and she was panting heavily, as if there was something urgent, and she ran all the way back.

"Shia, what's wrong?"

Shia stepped forward quickly, then put her hands on Leoric's shoulders, and said with a serious expression: "Leoric, I have something very important to ask you!"

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Chapter 250: Sense of Crisis

Leoric was also surprised, and quickly asked: "What's wrong, so serious all of a sudden?"

Shia said, "Leoric, you still remember how you promised me before getting married, right?"

"Ah? Why did you say this suddenly?" Leoric looked bewildered.

"You said you would love me forever, and you wouldn't change your mind, right!" Shia asked excitedly.

"of course……"

"You are the king of a country, you have no joke!"

Seeing her nervousness, Leoric seemed to have guessed some reasons, and said with a dumbfounded smile: "Even if I am not the king of a country, I would not lie to you about this kind of thing—so, is it that little fox?" His appearance exceeded your expectations? Did it make you feel a sense of crisis?"

Shia said with a look of horror: "God, you start caring about her so soon! You don't even care about me!"

Leoric smiled and said: "No, no, of course I care about you. Shia, our relationship has passed the test of great storms, experienced life and death, and is so firm! And you have long been the one and only one at home. Madam, why are you still so anxious?"

Shia frowned, with a grievance on her face, and said, "That's the kind of person I am. Actually, I've always been very unconfident about my 'femininity'..." She lowered her head as she spoke.

That's right.Although Shia looks tall and confident, but in reality, he has low self-esteem and timidity when it comes to women.Coupled with the fact that Leoric was shaking people at home like sweeping goods in a supermarket all day long, it was hard not to shake Shia's mentality.

"So isn't that vixen very... er, awesome?" Leoric couldn't find a better word.

Hearing this, Shia said with a serious face: "Yes! In every sense, it fits the adjective you mentioned. It is difficult for me to describe in detail what kind of goblin that woman is. You can only find out later. Look."

Damn, is it so top?

While talking, Romila also came in from the outside. As soon as she entered the house, Romila said endlessly, "King Leoric, I want to go to the south."

Where the hell are you Northern folk singer from?Leoric was confused and said, "What's going on? Why are you going south?"

Romila also said very seriously: "Didn't Master Teves say a few days ago that he wanted to suppress the 'despicable race' who made trouble in the south? But because there is no suitable manpower. You also re-hanged the 'sacred race' a few days ago." The banner of the Allied Forces of Middle-earth. In this case, I think I can go to the south, as a 'high elf' and 'the spokesperson of King Leoric', to recruit those 'despicable races'. It is said that they are despicable races, but in fact they used to be They are all servants created by the high elves. It was only after the high elves disappeared that they became a despicable race. The seeds of loyalty are buried deep in the soul of these people, and there is a loyal blood in their bodies. Let me recruit them with a high probability of success , On the other hand, if Tevis and the plateau people are allowed to go, it can only be solved by war..."

"Wait, I didn't ask you this..."

Romila continued: "Moreover, there are many sea goblins living in the Southern Islands, maybe we can get some clues about the golden tree seeds..."

Leoric quickly made a pause gesture, and said, "Stop! I didn't ask you this! I just wanted to know why you suddenly thought of going to the south? And it was after this... just after watching the vixen ? Is there any connection between these two things?"

Romila nodded and said: "There is a connection, of course there is a connection." Speaking of this, Romila's serious face suddenly couldn't hold back, and said: "She is so beautiful! Even with From the aesthetic point of view of elves, that pair of fox spirits are firmly ahead of me, but from the perspective of reproductive science, it makes me even more ashamed..."

"Uh, so you're going to the south for a business trip? Well, no matter how beautiful the barbarian princess is, I won't drive you away..."

Romila shook her head and said, "No, I'm pursuing a dislocation competition strategy."

Misplaced competition?

Leoric thought for a while, and said, "Oh, I see, you are not as beautiful as her, so you want to prove your worth in other ways?"

"Yes, Your Majesty." Romila nodded.

Romila had just boarded Leoric's boat, and she didn't have a firm foothold. She obviously didn't want to fall out of favor before she was favored, so she felt a strong sense of crisis.

As for?Leoric sighed helplessly, and beckoned to the two girls, letting them come to him.Leoric held the hands of the two, and first said to Romila: "You think I am a king, so do I have the bearing of a king?"

Romila nodded and said, "Your Majesty certainly has the bearing of a king."

Leoric said: "That's right! Since I have the air of a king, can I still accommodate a few women?"

Romila nodded silently, but her expression was still very disturbed.And Shia muttered softly: "The air volume is enough, but the water in your body may not be enough."

Leoric raised his forehead and laughed, then lightly pinched her thigh, and said, "Why are you talking like a succubus? Don't worry, it's definitely enough. I have such a strong body, why can't I... Oh yes Now, where's the succubus?"

"Pushilla should still be autistic," Shia said.

autistic?

"I'll go out and see her, okay?"

"Of course, she's just squatting on the stairs."

What about squatting?

When Leoric went downstairs, he saw the succubus squatting on the stairs, holding himself pitifully, muttering something in a low voice.

"Pushilla?"

Pushila didn't seem to notice that he was coming, the succubus had a dull expression, with a look of disintegration on his face, and murmured: "lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose! It's..."

"Puscilla, wake up! Hey!" Leoric shook her vigorously.

"Ah? Master?" The succubus woke up like a dream.

Leoric sat down on the stairs beside her and said, "I guessed the general situation, don't be afraid, I won't let you go."

"I believe you..." Pushila nodded silently, and immediately said: "But it's not just a matter of sense of crisis. After seeing that vixen, my self-confidence is gone."

The self-confidence of a succubus naturally comes from charm—especially the charm that charms a man.This kind of charm is not only the meaning of life pursued by succubus, but also the capital of their food.In other words, a succubus with insufficient charisma would have starved to death long ago, and would not have the turn to reproduce, so succubus must have a strong charisma, which is another ironclad proof of the theory of evolution.

However, as an evolved high-level succubus, Pusilla was beaten into a "broken heart" by this vixen in terms of charm.This made Leoric feel that the pig's brain was overloaded for a moment, and the dll was missing. He couldn't imagine what kind of monster that vixen was, to make the succubus break down like this.

Pushila said angrily: "Master, I am a succubus! I have spent most of my life practicing the skills of a succubus, but in the end, I am not as good as two human beings! Why, why! Do they have me? Did you put in a lot of effort? Why are they better than me? They don’t want to eat my bowl of food. I have put in so much, but I still lose so thoroughly, this is a huge blow to a succubus.”

"I lost, I lost completely! I can only rejoice that the number of such creatures is rare. If these vixen's reproductive ability is as strong as that of mice, then the succubus will die of famine."

"If you let that vixen stand on the left with no makeup on, and let me lie on the right dressed up, naked and with my legs apart, others will choose her instead of me!" Pushila said loudly.

Hard work may not be rewarded, this is a cruel truth, Leoric thought to himself, it seems that the succubus is also involved.

"It's not that exaggerated, I'll still choose you, Priscilla." Leoric kissed her forehead, "Our feelings are above desires, you know, my Leoric is the most emotional gone."

Priscilla choked up and said, "But I'm worthless compared to her!"

Perhaps the elves can still "displace competition", after all, she is the queen of the elf kingdom, with power and ability; but the succubus has no other characters except the flannel ball - even the one who speaks yellow accent His functions were also gradually taken away by Shia, so Pushila was facing a crisis of unemployment.

"Don't think about those complicated things, because my love for you is unreasonable." Leoric said.

"Master!" The succubus groaned and threw herself into Leoric's arms, crying with emotion.Leoric stroked her back lightly, thinking about that "vixen" in his mind.

Such attractive three women were defeated in one face-to-face, which made Leoric feel very confused while being curious. He couldn't figure out why a woman would have such a great lethality?Just relying on her appearance, can she let her girls break the defense collectively in a single meeting?This is a bit exaggerated, exaggerated and illogical. Could it be that the "fox spirit" used some spiritual magic?Like magic that makes others feel inferior?Mind-shattering magic?

However, Leoric's guess immediately fell apart.

Because Selawi ran into the house.

"Wow, that aunt is so beautiful! Why don't you go and see, Master?"

Serawi's naive and mentally retarded appearance is in stark contrast to the three sisters. Obviously, if the vixen used some magic, Serawi would not be like this.Looking at the innocent girl, Leoric couldn't help but think: This little Bee is still heartless, it's nice to be young.

Leoric waved his hand at Seravi, and said, "No, I'm going to wait here. Master is the king now, so it's shameful to go out to pick her up..."

As soon as the words fell, a humanoid three-headed dog ran in from outside and said, "Boss! You should go out for a while!"

"what happened?"

Gouzi said: "Zog Kamiao's traffic is blocked at the door and he can't get in! The common people have come out and blocked the road! You can't drive them away. It's overcrowded now. Why don't you take a look?"

Leoric said: "Okay, just let me see what kind of evil is that barbarian princess, who can scare my wives like this."

After hearing this, Shia behind Leoric whispered, "It's not the princess! The princess is in the car, and we are looking at the princess's mother."

ah?Is it mom?

Leoric rubbed his chin, thinking: Isn't this more interesting?

Leoric thought so, and walked out of the room.At this time, Xi Ya quickly caught up and said, "Since you insist on going, you should be more dignified! Courtesy officer, bring the royal robe!"

"Yes, Your Highness!"

The officer of ceremonies hurriedly brought a large golden robe with wide sleeves and full of tinkling decorations. He said it was worn when he summoned his vassals. , said: "Damn it! You can't even ride a horse with this robe on!"

Shia rolled his eyes at him, and said, "You are already a king, and you still ride a horse? Take a carriage!"

But Leoric turned his face away and said, "I am a king on horseback, how can I ride in a chariot! I want to ride a horse. Bring me my battle robe!"

"Okay, okay!" Shia nodded helplessly, and said to the ceremony officer: "Do you remember what your majesty said? From now on, follow the new rules and don't wear this kind of big robe—come, get Leoric The king’s general’s silver armor! That clothes are in my cabinet on the second floor, and there’s a big cabinet with a gold lock on the northeast corner by the window.” Shia has always maintained Leoric’s battle robe, armor, and helmet by herself. And combat boots, things that are related to her husband's safety, she never entrusts others to get them, otherwise she won't worry.

After a while, the servants brought Leoric's battle armor. Shia and Romila took off his boots and changed his clothes. After a while, King Leoric appeared on the stage in white robe and silver armor.Then he summoned Mortread and rode out into the street.

As Gouzi said earlier, the streets are full of congestion.I don't know who leaked the news, saying that the barbarian princess is coming, and she is very beautiful, so the common people all came out to watch the excitement.Leoric had just become king and had no experience in managing cities, so he missed this link and did not clear the venue in advance.

At this time, people blocked the main road, and Drog Camus' convoy couldn't move a single step.Leoric rode his horse and looked from a distance, and could vaguely see the barbarian convoy, as well as "Mrs. Drogcamus" sitting in front of the carriage.He didn't use the eye-pecker's vision enhancement, and he wanted to wait for a while to get closer before appreciating it carefully.

The common people all want to watch the fun, especially the beauty of the barbarian mother and daughter.People shouted and shouted excitedly, and some people threw coins, hats and sundries.The people nearby have feasted their eyes and want to withdraw, but the people outside are rushing to go inside.

The people inside walked out, and the people outside pushed in. The scene was a little dangerous, and sometimes people fell, cursed, and screamed.

Leoric looked at the dense crowd, thought for a while, and said: "Let Philip, Growin, Bloser, and Audro evacuate the crowd in four directions, and there should be no crowding and trampling. The fairy informs the surrounding shops, first ask some people to enter the shops, clear the road outside to make the road clear, and then leave one by one."

Following Leoric's order, the members of the Northern Expedition quickly began to disperse the crowd. After a while, the scene was brought under control, and a road was gradually cleared in the street.

At this moment, the only thing standing between Leoric and the barbarian princess is air.

Finally, finally here!Leoric thought excitedly

"Boss, are you going to mate today?" Mortredy asked in horse language, "Why do I feel you are so excited?"

"Ah, a beautiful mother and daughter..." Leoric replied.

Mortread snorted and said, "Mother and daughter? Oh ho! So you like this too, so it seems we have something in common again."

"Don't talk nonsense! Go forward, look up, be more majestic!"