Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

Leoric thought that he would not be able to eat this bowl of rice today, so he suggested, "How about we go to bed first?"

"Sleep..." Although Zhuog Camus was a little unwilling, but she is not low in emotional intelligence, she is a person who can read the atmosphere, knowing that it is no good to entangle like this, so she said: "Alright, King Leoric probably I'm tired too, let's rest..."

"Please wait a moment, Your Majesty!" Qiqi cried, "Is this the way it is? I'm not questioning your decision-making, I have listened to your teachings, but, just..." The little fox said She even started to sob, "You don't touch me for five years, maybe I can bear it, but I'm afraid that over time, husband, you won't like me anymore."

Leoric asked, "What do you say? How could I not like you?"

The little fox said: "You are just married to me now, so you naturally have a strong relationship, but as time goes by, it will inevitably become cold. Maintaining the relationship between a man and a woman is nothing more than a matter of bed. I have never heard of a stone girl who can reap love. Besides, my husband is the majestic king of the plateau, Tian Khan is still the god of the elves, and there are too many women around me. If I wait five years, there will probably be some "new fox" around me, and I, the old fox, won't be there anymore. ?”

These words made Leoric feel ashamed - among other things, he was speechless for the sentence "Maybe there will be a new fox around me in five years' time".With the current expansion of the harem, it is difficult for him to guarantee that after five years

"So I think, that is, uh, at least we directly need some... ways, or means, to maintain our relationship."

means?

"Like a hug?" Leoric tentatively opened his arms.

"I'm not a child!" Hearing this, Qiqi's ears pricked up in embarrassment, and then she looked away, and whispered, "But it's not impossible." Rick's arms.

Leoric first held him in his arms, then let her lie on his lap.Then, he stroked the little fox's head like a cat.The little fox immediately purred happily, just like petting a cat. Wait, shouldn't a fox be a canine?How could it be snoring?

Suddenly, Drog Camus also lay on Leoric's body, with a pitiful look of being neglected, and said, "Touch him too."

"Come on." So Leoric put her on his other thigh and began to stroke her ear and hair as well.Drog Camus purred similarly to a cat, no longer the obsequiousness of the past, only remaining as cute and naive as a pet.

Maybe this is the correct way to open the beast ear girl?Leoric thought.

Suddenly the little fox sat up vigilantly, put up a pair of airplane ears, and said, "No way! Wouldn't it become a pet? It's so dangerous, I almost fell for it."

Leoric said, "I don't think there's anything wrong with pets."

"No, no! I'm your husband's lover, not a pet!"

Leoric stretched out his hand to caress her, and said, "The identities of pet and lover don't conflict..."

"No, no, no! Don't be a pet, I want to be your husband's woman!" She wrapped her arms around Leoric's neck coquettishly, "Don't be a pet! Don't touch it anymore, or you will become your husband's little pet... ..." she whispered.

That trick doesn't seem to work.

Suddenly, Zhuoge Camus had a flash of inspiration, snapped his fingers, and said, "That's right! There is a compromise and ingenious way, Kiki, mom can also teach you some skills to maintain the relationship between you and your husband." intimacy."

craft?Leoric's ears perked up, too.

Qiqi asked: "What craft? Handwork?"

"It's just some ways to serve your husband." Zhuoge Camus said as implicitly as possible.

The little fox thought for a few seconds, then covered his mouth violently, his face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Leoric said hastily, "It's too early for you to teach her this..."

"I want to learn!" The little fox said loudly.

Zhuogkamiao scratched his face in embarrassment, and said, "There are many kinds. There are seven or eight kinds of skills in the hands alone. There are also some skills that use feet, tails or tongues..."

"There are so many arts that don't overwhelm me! I want to learn them all!" The little fox was enthusiastic about learning.

"Okay, then please Your Majesty to be a teaching material, can you?"

ah?I?Textbooks?

Leoric swallowed, lay flat on the blanket, and said, "Then please be merciful."

……

Drog Camus's craftsmanship is a unique skill that can be passed on from female to male, which is really eye-opening. A few days later, when Leoric talked about it with Pushila, even the succubus, who is known as a professional, expressed his amazement. It is said that it is best not to make this kind of craftsmanship public, especially not to let the succubus know, otherwise the succubus circle will be further involved, which is very bad.

However, the little fox is too small after all, and Drog Camus's skills are extensive and profound, and she couldn't understand the essence of them for a while, so she just watched and didn't have the opportunity to practice it herself.All in all, a little preview for the young bride.Later, under the begging of the little fox, Leoric said that in two years, when you are actually 16 years old, after you pass that dead line, you will be allowed to start, or you can start with anything else.

As for Leoric, the experience is hard to describe in words. This feeling of being a consumable, or a teaching material, is really a test of physical fitness.If it wasn't for his strong body, he might not be able to bear it.

At this time, at 02:30 in the morning, the fox mother and daughter had both fallen asleep, and Leoric was a little tired, so they should have fallen asleep together.However, for some reason, Lao Li didn't feel sleepy at all tonight. It may be that he missed his biological clock, or it may be that he was just overexerted, and his body was too excited to stop for a while.At this time, he saw the bright moonlight outside the window, and couldn't help thinking of the night when he led the little fox through the dark clouds, and couldn't help but feel a surge of emotion.

He couldn't sleep anymore, so Leoric put on his overcoat and went to the rooftop to enjoy the moon alone. Before he left, he left a note, Kiki and Drog Camus don't worry.

Standing on the rooftop, looking at the bright white moon, Leoric's thoughts drifted away again, and he thought of the huge whale and the dark purple moon.

Is the dark moon in the sky at this time?Leoric turned on the eye-pecking vision bonus and looked towards the sky. With the blessing of the holy relic, he really saw the dark moon that was unrecognizable to the naked eye.

I saw the deep purple dark moon exuding a soft light, as if watching him gently.Leoric couldn't help being obsessed, and wanted to interpret the light information emitted by the dark moon. At this moment, he was hit on the back of the head with a big neck, and he heard Miss Witch say: "You fucking die again! Didn't you say Are you not allowed to look at the sky for more than 3 minutes? Have you forgotten what happened a while ago?"

"Oh, sorry, I was a little distracted."

Leoric looked down, and saw little Cassandra appearing next to him at some point, wearing a black mage robe, with the arrogant expression of a superior.

At this moment, Cassandra sniffled and said, "Why do you smell like a fox on your body? You must have fucked that little fox, right? Oh, I understand, I said, why are you fighting so hard?" I want to save that little fox even if I die, I dare to hide this thought, disgusting! You copper sorcerer!" Miss Witch said and made faces at him.

Leoric said quickly: "How can I! That child is not yet 16 years old, so I won't do anything to hurt the little girl."

After hearing this, Cassandra nodded and said, "Oh, you still have some basic morals in life."

Not really, after all I fell for a big fox - Leoric didn't dare to say that.

Miss Witch sat on the chair on the roof and couldn't help but look up at the sky. She looked at the moon intoxicated, and her eyes became more and more obsessed.Just when Leoric was hesitating whether to call her, Miss Witch suddenly came to her senses and slapped herself loudly with a crisp sound, and then he shouted to Leoric: "Idiot!" , why didn’t you remind me! Do you still want me to recruit the evil god?”

Leoric looked at the bright red five finger marks on her face, wanted to laugh but held back, and teased her, "Aren't you the Witch of the World, Cassandra? I thought you had strong self-control, At least I also know that I will learn a lot from a fall..."

Miss Witch looked away in shame, changed the subject and said, "If I look at the starry sky and see a demon in the future, you will slap me, understand?"

okay.

After finishing speaking, Miss Witch looked up at the moon again, and sighed: "Ah, the moon...is so beautiful..." Leoric was about to raise her hand, when she suddenly turned her head and said, "Not now! I haven't gone crazy yet !” She said as she rubbed the half of her face that had just been whipped, gasping for air in pain.

Miss Witch is so interesting, Leoric thought, interesting in every sense of the word.

"Would you like some wine?" Leoric pointed to the table in front of him.

The rooftop is also a part of the wedding venue. There was a water table before, and many people were drinking and having fun here before. At this time, the guests returned to their hearts content, and the banquet was closed, but there were still some dried fruits, pickles, succulents and unopened boxes on the cabinet in the corner. fine wine.Leoric wasn't particular about it either, and didn't mind using it for fun.

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Chapter 270: Dare to mine?The power supply will not kick the wire for you.

Miss Witch glanced at the wine bottle, swallowed, and said, "I really want to...but I'm just a spirit body, how can I drink it!"

Leoric asked suspiciously: "I remember that your spiritual body has a little substance in it. Didn't you still eat sesame candy before?"

Miss Witch let out a long sigh, and said with a dead fish-eyed look: "The little slut who took care of my seal a few days ago strengthened the seal again, and now my magic power and elf power are both declining, so naturally I can't maintain my physical form. Speaking of which, Cassandra was so angry that she kicked her foot on the chair, but her feet passed directly through the chair legs, just like gas.

That is to say, the current Miss Witch has completely become a holographic projection.

"Forget it, if you don't have it, you don't have it. I'm used to it."

She said sitting cross-legged in the air, floating like a ghost.

"Fortunately, the scenery tonight is beautiful enough to add to the fun," she said.

"it is good."

So, the two chatted with the moonlight as wine and the evening breeze as food.

Leoric said, "Cassandra, I wanted to ask you something earlier, but I didn't have a chance to ask it because of the emergency. It was about... how should I put it, this world. I think only you can answered."

Miss Witch frowned and said, "If you want to ask, just ask! What are mothers and mothers doing?"

"I think it's a bit of a secondary..." Leoric scratched his head and said, "Is it true that in this world, if you want to become a fairy, you have to go through a calamity?"

"What are you talking about? Crossing Tribulation?" Miss Witch looked at him suspiciously, and said, "I can't find the meaning of this word in my mind, please explain this word to me first."

Leoric is afraid to say this, because when he was a student, he had a dark history of being ridiculed by his classmates for secretly writing novels about cultivating immortals, so when it comes to related settings, he will feel hot-faced and red-faced, but except for cultivating immortals , and indeed there is no better way to say it.

He explained: "A long time ago, I read some strange novels, which said that human beings can become immortals through cultivation, but when human beings transform into immortals, it will trigger lightning from the sky to strike you. It’s called Crossing Tribulation. If you cross it, you’ll become an immortal, but if you don’t, you’ll die.”

Miss Witch frowned, and said: "What kind of evil novels are you reading... However, this kind of setting is quite romantic. Man can conquer the sky and act against the sky. I like this, it is very suitable for the appetite of the World Exterminator Witch! "

Hearing this, Leoric couldn't help thinking: Probably in fantasy novels, Cassandra should be some kind of hidden ascension power, but she was betrayed by her disciples and imprisoned in some ghost sea of ​​blood, and I, the protagonist, by chance Coincidentally, she has a relationship with her or something... By the way, if the painting style is changed, it will be like this.

He shook his head, put those wild thoughts out of his mind, and continued: "In our world, does it mean that if we do something against the sky, such as making the human body into something, it will also cause thunder?" Tribulation? It doesn’t have to be thunder, it’s just some kind of punishment from heaven. I think that when the little fox was resurrected this time, there were all kinds of coincidences. It’s almost like God deliberately didn’t let me succeed. , so, I have this association."

Miss Witch nodded thoughtfully, and said, "Although there is no confirmation, from my experience, there is a high probability."

"Is there really?"

"Really." Little Cassandra said with a solemn expression, "I boldly deduce based on experience that when mortals do something beyond human beings, they will indeed encounter malice from outer space. There will be evil gods coming, and many of them will be accompanied by abnormal weather phenomena, such as lightning, thunder, storms... all kinds of things. Therefore, there is nothing wrong with being struck by lightning if you go against the sky."

Is that so?It seems that the logic has been rounded up, Leoric thought to himself, feeling that Cthulhu Mythos and cultivation novels are connected in a subtle way.

"Speaking of which, that big whale..." Miss Witch said, looking at the sky.

Seeing her raising her head, Leoric couldn't help becoming nervous, and then silently started the "big mouth countdown", but unfortunately, Miss Witch looked away after a few seconds, obviously not being caught by the sky. Attracted.

Then she said, "Are you curious about that whale, Leoric."

Leoric was not curious, but he could feel that Miss Witch had some desire to express.This woman is always like this, she obviously wants to gossip with you, but first asks if you want to hear it?If you answer no, she will lose her temper arrogantly.Thinking about this guy staying in the library all day and lacking social interaction, it is inevitable that this will happen.

"I want to hear it," Leoric replied.

"Then I will explain it to you reluctantly, listen up!" Cassandra said proudly, raising her index finger.

"I checked some information in the library before, and got some information from the administrator, saying that it is the whale we saw earlier, it should be the god on the dark moon, or it can be said to be the incarnation of the dark moon. "

"It is said that there was a family under the evil god named 'Great Cthulhu', called the 'Family of the Stars'. These guys look like small octopuses, with high intelligence and extraordinary abilities. However, once the wisdom is high, they will There are all kinds of ideas, and it is inevitable that some of them will grow rebellious bones. Among them, there is a group of dark purple-skinned star families who have some kind of analysis with the thoughts of "Great Cthulhu". The thoughts of evil gods are too obscure. I won’t explain it, in short, there was a conflict of ideas, and then this branch was exiled to the edge of the universe. Later, they found a planet suitable for life. There was a large area of ​​ocean on that planet, and the climate and environment were also very good. Appropriate, yes, that is the dark moon above our heads."

"Without the protection of the evil god, this family has no place to rest their souls and thoughts, and their beliefs have begun to be fragmented. So in order to resolve this crisis, they created a new god according to their own thinking. This guy is the big whale we saw. At first The big whale is not so big, it is only the size of a cricket, but this giant whale has an extremely great ability, that is, it can strengthen itself by absorbing information. All the information in the universe will become the nourishment of the giant whale, so it is It's getting bigger and bigger. I guess, the death of the "exiled family" is "infinite pursuit of information", so this kind of god was created. By the way, after the giant whale appeared, all the stars disappeared. Also because it absorbs information."

"As for those barnacles and empty ghosts, they should be sent by another evil god to 'mine' them. You see, giant whales absorb information continuously and become a huge information mine. From the perspective of advanced civilizations, information is A very valuable resource... Yes, this may be difficult to understand, but in fact, non-renewable information is also a precious resource like gold. Those empty ghosts who manipulate barnacles just want to mine virtual mines to make a lot of money A sum of..."

Leoric finally understood when he heard this, and couldn't help cursing in his heart:

Fuck, dare to love the barnacles I chopped up, the whole damn is a mining graphics card?All the empty ghosts killed were mine bosses and card dealers?

"In short, this is the case, but I estimate that there will be new 'miners' in the future who will focus on the 'information mine' of giant whales. I don't know what will happen in the future."

"I have to die for everything!" Leoric, as a waiter who waited for the graphics card in his previous life and waited until the next life, really hated these bastards, he couldn't help saying at this time: "Let me catch the digger again!" Mine, come one to kill one, come two to kill one pair, and by the way, you have to break off its gold finger, a big flying foot, the power supply has been kicked off by him!"

Leoric's killing intent is so strong, Miss Witch couldn't help feeling chills down her spine when she saw Leoric's appearance, thinking: This guy is really jealous, even if his opponent is an evil god, he doesn't panic at all.

"By the way, I haven't thanked you yet." Leoric said suddenly.

"Thank me for what?"

"Thank you for your wisdom," Leoric still remembered how they won at the end of that night. "If you hadn't infused me with the witch's wisdom, I wouldn't have been able to think of a final solution. That flash bomb, You have more than half of the credit!"

"Do you really believe it? Ha, ah ha ha ha ha ha..."

After hearing this, Miss Witch laughed so prettily that she couldn't straighten her waist.

"Hey?"

Miss Witch said: "Actually, I didn't give you anything, you came up with it yourself!"

I figured it out myself?

Miss Witch flicked Leoric's forehead with her fingers, and said with a smile: "Stupid servant! I just gave you a psychological hint."

"Applause for your own ingenuity, King Leoric!" Miss Witch opened her arms and said with a smile, "Even Cassandra would praise your great deeds that night, you really You have accomplished something that humans cannot do, you have broken the taboo of this world and brought the dead back to life."

"If you praise me so much, I will swell." Leoric said shyly.

Miss Witch didn't mean to be joking, she said solemnly: "Leoric, as the greatest servant of the greatest witch, you should be able to endure the greatest slander, and you should also be able to stand the highest honor! It's a king."

"I am a living god among humans, and a servant of a god must at least be an emperor."

"You're the only one I've seen who's qualified."

Miss Witch crossed her arms and silently nodded with certainty.

Every time Miss Witch compliments someone, she must first brag about herself, and Leoric is used to it. He said, "Cassandra, I'm thinking about one thing..."

Halfway through the speech, Miss Witch's body suddenly became blurred.

"Just tell me, my magic power is not enough." Cassandra sighed, and said very annoyed: "This damn seal! It's all because of this thing, it makes it more and more difficult for me to show up in the material world .”

Leoric nodded and said, "That's what I want to say. I want to know, how can I break your seal? Is there any other way besides exploring the library on the second floor? Or Say, is there anything else I can do?"

Cassandra thought for a while and said: "There is no way. After all, this is a seal established by using the basic laws of the universe. If you can't break it, even if you can break it, you will have to pay a huge price. But you can do something. Preparations, according to my investigation, the person who is guarding my seal now seems to be Clara, the princess of the Demon Race. You can look up the affairs of this woman, and at the same time find out where the magic egg that seals my body is now? Back then they I was sealed in the ancient altar of the demon plane, but that was 200 years ago, and I don’t even know where my physical body is now.”

Leoric replied, "No problem, I'll check."

Clara, the princess of the Demon Race... the name sounds familiar.

Go ahead and ask the succubus, she might know something.

……