Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

Leoric laughed dumbfounded, and said, "No way? Who is so wicked?"

The Crow King looked at Leoric suspiciously, and said, "I don't know, it should...not you, right?"

Lao Li immediately said: "Nonsense! I have already returned your body to the barbarians, and let them bury it well. Oh, of course, if you want to move the grave, you can tell me at any time, and you can go wherever you want! You compress it, make a small bracelet, you wear it by yourself, and you can coil yourself every day..."

"How did you come up with those words? It's too detrimental!" The Crow King was more surprised and terrified than angry. After all, he lived in this era without the Internet, so it was difficult to feel the meaning of hell jokes. Horror, "King Leoric, no wonder you have such an unlucky and short-lived face. From Xiao Wang's point of view, you deserve it...huh?"

The Crow King suddenly looked at Leoric's face and began to examine it carefully.

"What are you doing?" Leoric's scalp was numb from his gaze, "Is there something dirty on my face?"

The Crow King widened his eyes and said, "His grandma, it's so weird! Leoric, why the hell did your face change? Aren't you supposed to be a short-lived ghost? This face is wrong!"

Leoric was also puzzled, and said, "Really? I didn't have plastic surgery either. I looked at it when I washed my face this morning. I still have the same face!"

The Crow King exclaimed: "It's changed, it's really changed! You can see that your eyebrows have grown, and your face is slightly fatter than before, which makes the angle of your ears change. Oh, you Why is the mole gone!?"

"Uh, I washed my face that day and thought it was pimples. I squeezed it lightly, and it broke... What's wrong?"

"Good guy! Your face doesn't seem to have changed, but in fact, Feng Shui has completely changed! Leoric, you are now a proper king! And you are a long-lived king!" Crow King The expression on his face was like seeing a ghost, "How could there be such an outrageous thing? I've never heard of it..."

Leoric thought to himself: Could it be the luck of the goddess?Zhuoge Camus told me earlier that her qi has been reconciled with yin and yang, and she has become the royal qi that assists me.Did this thing change my orientation?

The Crow King suddenly asked: "Do you feel lucky recently?"

"Uh, I had a double-yolked egg this morning?"

The Crow King folded his arms, frowned, and said, "Is there nothing more fortunate?"

"Last night, a flowerpot fell, passed me, and nearly hit me on the head?"

The Crow King pondered for a while, and said, "This is considered lucky... Maybe you escaped death by accident?"

don't you?

Then can't I get into the library?

"Other lucky things will definitely happen, Leoric! Not only has your outlook changed, but your fortune has also changed. In the next three months, you will definitely be lucky and prosperous!" The Crow King bit Tooth, said the blessing viciously.

"Then thank you!" Leoric said indifferently.He doesn't really believe in fate, he still has to fight for some things...

At this moment, a flower fairy flew outside and said, "Your Majesty, the dowries of Drogkamyu and Tanachig have arrived, do you want to go and see them?"

"Oh? Okay!" Leoric said and stood up.Crow King Yin Yang said: "Here, don't you see, this is about to make a fortune! It's still a fortune for women."

Leoric snorted coldly, and said, "I just like to make money from women, what's the matter? You can do it too if you have the ability!"

"Damn it! You bastard." The Crow King was so angry that he smoked a cigarette - the Crow King was busy with his career all his life, and he had no time to marry a wife or have children. It was well known.Another theory is that he smoked from a young age, his body was out of order, and he couldn't bear children, so this guy has a lot of nephews, but he doesn't have any sons.

Leoric ignored him and came outside humming a ditty. After Flower Fairy led the way, the two came to the warehouse compound.As soon as I walked to the gate of the courtyard, I saw carts of dowries lining up to transport them inside.There are gold and silver treasures, precious stones and pearls, cattle and sheep, furs and silks, and a few carts covered with black curtains, which rattle and rattle when they walk. It is probably some kind of iron, most likely a complete set of barbarian armor and sabers.

At this time, Philip was directing the unloading, running back and forth, yelling excitedly from time to time; Shia was flipping through the list at the side, I saw her spittle on her finger, and then one by one, her eyes slid left and right along the gift items , sometimes smiling, sometimes raising eyebrows, sometimes smiling from ear to ear.

Leoric stepped forward and said, "Sia, what's up, is the stuff hard enough?"

"Hard! It's too hard!" Shia gave a thumbs up and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that Mrs. Drogcamus is so generous! I thought that after the death of the Crow King, the widow and mother would also die." I couldn't come up with a few copper coins, I didn't expect it! There are so many cars, look at this..." Shea said and handed the list to Leoric.

When she first knew that the mother and daughter had packaged themselves up for Leoric, Shia was 1 happy and said, "Isn't this a political marriage? It's fine to marry a girl, why did my mother come with me? This savage is really shameless. Your Majesty, you too! Why did you fall for that old vixen's tricks? Is it because your waist hasn't hurt in the past two days?"

But that old fox is capable of things—this Drogkamyu has lived in the center of the barbarian political vortex for many years, and she has developed a pair of eyebrows and eyes to see people. She knows that if she wants to live in this circle, she needs to be with Shia is on good terms.First of all, he gave away all kinds of beautiful clothes and jewelry, and then inquired about Shia's hobbies. After learning that she likes weapons and horses, he chose the best barbarian war horse as a gift for her, and even sewed the saddle with his own hands. riding boots.

When the two of them were able to save face, they started to get close, especially when Qiqi was often asked to get in touch with Shia. They are full of affection for Kiki, a little fox overflowing with cute elements. Neither Shia nor Romila have any objection to Leoric marrying this super cute little wife.

So everyone became acquainted within a few days, and in addition to Zhuoge Kamiao's generous spending, the dowry filled the warehouse of the Northern Expedition Army, which was enough to support a legion's military expenses for a year, and the girls in the family were not so wary of her. upset.

In short, this is a good thing for Leoric, otherwise the harem will turn around and fight, it will really be a big headache.

Afterwards, Leoric chatted with Shia and asked her: How is our current military expenditure?

The clerk next to Shia happened to be holding a stack of ledgers, so she brought one and said, "It should be more generous, but wait for me to take a look..." She frowned and looked at it.

Although Shia loves money, she is actually not very good at managing money, and her ability in internal affairs is relatively average.At first, it was fine if there was no reference, but after seeing Teves's ability to plan and make decisions, and Romila's comprehensiveness, Shia seemed to be incapable in this area.Especially after seeing that Shia took twelve hours to complete the work, and Teves finished it quickly and well in three hours, Leoric realized an embarrassing thing: Shia originally worked overtime On the one hand, it is because of hard work, and on the other hand, it is because she is really not good at it.

Of course, Shia's main duty is to fight, and she is the "Sword Master of the Northern Expedition Army", so she should not be too demanding of her pen.When it comes to internal affairs, try to let others do it, Shia should practice swords more.

She looked at the ledger for a while, and then replied: "The resources we seized from the Crow King before were almost consumed, but when we attacked Wangbei City, Haiyan City and Bachelor City, we also made a fortune. This amount of money is enough for us to fight another medium-scale war. In addition, Teves said that we will try to give us another [-] gold coins in military aid by the end of the year."

"Damn, one hundred thousand gold coins? That's a lot! A soldier pays ten gold coins a year, which is the annual salary of 1 people." Leoric sighed, "The swamp just finished fighting, and Tivi Si is going to do a lot of construction and needs money everywhere, how did she get [-] gold coins?"

"This is the power of the princess!" Shia shrugged and smiled.

It's good to have her, Leoric couldn't help but think of his eldest princess, wondering how Tevez is doing in Wangbei City?By the way, I can ride Yalong Zai to see her some other day!Now that I have a flying mount, it only takes half a day to go back and forth between two cities?

Only by ensuring a stable blood transfusion in the rear, can I fight the war with confidence. Whoever dares to play me a monster in the Great Swamp, I will kill him!

At this time, the laughter of the girls came from the small playground on the side of the warehouse. Leoric vaguely heard the voice of the little fox inside, and asked, "Is it Kiki? Who has she been playing with recently?" ?”

Philip said without raising his head, "It's the little fox, the little snake girl, and the little idiot. The three of them are always playing together recently."

Little idiot?

Oh Selawi.

Hearing Philip say this about his apprentice, Leoric frowned slightly, and said, "Didn't Selawi just made great achievements a while ago? Why did the reputation turn bad again?"

"Yes, Commander, of course I know that she has made meritorious deeds, so I called her a little genius two months ago, but now she can only be a little fool." Philip said with a gloomy face, "Two days ago, this little genius Almost set my No. [-] warehouse on fire..."

Philip and Selawi are old enemies, one is in charge of logistics, and the other is always arsonist. Every now and then, Philip will grab Selaoui's ears and go to her sister to question her.If it was a small soldier, Philip would have dealt with her by military law long ago, but this little Zaizhi was Leoric's only apprentice and his sister-in-law, and belonged to a related household, so Philip could only lecture her severely.

"... Not only that, she goes in and out of the dangerous goods warehouse all day long, I don't let her go, she even sneaked in, and my people caught her twice, and she ran away a few times without being caught. The most terrible thing Yes, a few days ago she took your little wife to do an experiment and almost blew up the little fox into a dead fox..."

"Huh!?" Leoric was startled.

"Wait, don't you know about this?"

"Yeah, I don't know! If I knew, could I still let her have fun? Then who, Shia, Philip, you two continue to count the dowry of Drogcamus, and I will beat the child."

As Leoric said, he picked up a broom from the side, and climbed over the wall to find Serawi.

As soon as he got to the playground, Leoric was stunned when he saw the scene in front of him. He thought that there were only three girls playing there, but he didn't expect a large group of people to stand on the playground.He took a closer look, and found that these people were all magicians of half-blood elves!There are young apprentices and bearded elders inside, many of them are still wearing bachelor's robes and crowns, looking like old scholars.Leoric looked puzzled. He didn't go up hastily, but continued to observe from a different angle, and saw a large cauldron in the middle of the crowd, the kind used by witches to boil potions.The cauldron was as big as a well, and various things were boiling in it, emitting green smoke outside.

Seravi stood next to the cauldron, explaining the composition of the potion to people in the language of the half-blood elves, as if he was teaching these people; the snake girl in a ghost state floated on the cauldron, as if observing the heat of the potion; There was a wooden frame next to the cauldron, and the little fox stood on the edge of the frame, stirring the potion inside with a long-handled wooden spoon, his face concentrated.

When Leoric saw the little fox stirring the potion, he immediately thought of the Elle cat cooking the soup in the King of Men - the pot is so big, it is full of boiling liquid medicine, if a person falls into it, Wouldn't the little fox become a boiled fox? ?Damn it, Serawi, how did you let the little fox do such a dangerous job!

Although Leoric was annoyed, he didn't dare to appear rashly, for fear that if he frightened the little fox, he would be destroyed.

Leoric walked over slowly, coughed lightly, and said in as gentle a tone as possible: "Seravi, are you teaching everyone?"

"Oh, Master!" Serawi waved excitedly, "Why are you here?"

I'm here to spank your fucking ass!Although Leoric wanted to say this, he still wanted to save face for the child in front of so many half-blood elves.

At this moment, everyone saluted. Leoric told everyone to flatten, and immediately said, "Can the little fox come down first? It's dangerous."

Serawi said: "Mmm, yes, of course, it just so happens that the potion is ready."

So Qiqi jumped down from the scaffolding. The little fox moved quite nimbly, like a fox.

Afterwards, Leoric asked Seravi, saying, what are you waiting for?What do you want to be a demon again?After hearing this, Serawi said with aggrieved face: "Am I not the principal now? I have to teach everyone!"

Oh, I forgot about this. When discussing meritorious deeds and rewards, Serawi was conferred the title of "Honorary Headmaster of the Academy of Magic". It is to fulfill the duties of the principal.Then Leoric thought again, and asked her again, "What's the matter with the little fox?"

"She is my teaching assistant!" Sailawei said proudly.

Clam?teaching assistant?

Leoric looked at the little fox, who also bowed and said, "Husband...Your Majesty, I am indeed the principal's teaching assistant."

Leoric wondered: There are so many elves who have gone to school and know magic, why do you want the little fox to be your teaching assistant?

Serawi explained: "I think Tanachig is probably a genius! He is the same genius as me! And he is more stable than me."

"What do you mean 'more stable than you'?"

Selavi pondered a little, and said, "I think... I'm an unstable genius."

Fuck, what is an unstable genius?And I remember that wasn't Trump setting the tone for himself during the interview?

"However, you just said that the little fox is a genius? Why did you say that?" Leoric was very puzzled.

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Chapter 270 Four: The Three of Us!

Hearing what Leoric said, the little fox at the side quickly explained with a blushing face, "No, no! The principal praised you so much, I just came to help and help."

"Damn! How can you call it Miao Zan? You are a genius!" Sailawei patted the little fox on the shoulder, making her ears stand up in fright.

Then Serawi pointed to the crowd of old and young people around him, pointed at them one by one, and said: "These guys, don't look at them all, but in my subject, there is really no one Humans are comparable to little foxes!"

Is it?But the little fox probably hasn't learned the magic of elves either.Leoric was very puzzled.

At this time, Qiqi opened her mouth and said to Leoric: "I used to read some heretical magic books out of some opportunity. Some of the magic principles in it are similar to the magic written by Principal Serrawi, so I started to read some magic books. A little faster than the others."

Leoric asked curiously: "What kind of magic book is that?"

Qiqi showed an embarrassed expression, and immediately leaned into Leoric's ear, and whispered: "Uh, it's "Ogre Witchcraft" and "Orc Magic-Green Book"."

WTF?Green skin?Leoric's expression became weird, and he thought to himself: How the hell did you, an elf in Selawi, get involved with this thing?

Qiqi continued: "There is another reason for this: Principal Seravi's magic is very brutal. My mother and I have some orc blood in our bodies, so it is easier to understand Seravi's magic."

Fuck, no wonder Romila and other elf magicians can't learn the magic of Seravi!It turns out that this little bee Zaizhi is a hidden green-skinned programmer!

At this time, Serawi said with a proud face: "Master, the little fox is very powerful! So, besides her, who else is this teaching assistant? Others can't do it..."

"And me and me! Me, me, me!" Semel in the sky said excitedly, pointing at himself.

"Yes, and Semel! Only the three of us can take this class well!"

Leoric raised three fingers, "You three?"

"Yes, the three of us!" Serawi said proudly.

"It's the three of us!" Semel raised his hands high.

"Uh, yes, the three of us are together." The little fox said in a low voice, and his ears drooped.

Leoric looked at the three girls in front of him, frowning slightly—a little fox with a soft exterior and a strong interior, a mindless ghost who had been dead for an unknown number of years, and an "unstable genius". Together, it looks very unsafe!

Moreover, the setting of this kind of trio is simply classic. In many stories with girls as the protagonists, there are three very different and prominent protagonists getting together, and then they will give you some big jobs every now and then.

But Leoric can't break them up. After all, the "three of them" seem to have a good relationship, especially the little fox. Because of the luck of the goddess, this little girl has never made friends in her whole life. Partner, Leoric was happy for her too.

All right, all right, you guys have fun!Leoric hid the broom behind his back and said, "But you have to be careful, things like this—" Leoric pointed at the scaffolding, "It can't be done anymore. Besides, if you need What material can you come and tell me, I will approve the note and then you go to the warehouse to get it, don't steal it from Philip again..."

"Okay, Master!"

"Okay, okay, let's continue with the class..." Leoric said and left Selawi's outdoor classroom.

How should I put it, Serawi's research is on the right track, and now I finally figured out what her "enchanted magic" is, then should I grab some green skins for Selawei next? Ravi as an apprentice?In this way, Selawi's armor may be mass-produced.

Leoric said as he walked back, Shia should still be counting the dowry sent by Drog Camus, Leoric wanted to go and see, what if there were any holy relics?Doesn't this make a lot of money?

As he was walking, he suddenly heard a burst of exclamation from Shia, and then heard Romila shout excitedly: "Yes, this is it!" Then Shia said: "Go to Leoric quickly!" !"

What's wrong?Is something wrong?

When Leoric came to the front of the warehouse, he saw a lot of people gathered around the door. Cadres of the Northern Expedition Army, generals of the half-blood elves, Drogcamus, and Romila also came. When they saw Leoric, they hurriedly saluted , said: "I have seen Your Majesty!"

"What's going on with you?" Leoric asked.

Shia stepped forward and said, "Guess what I found! Leoric, you can't believe that there is such a thing in Drogcamus's dowry!" After picking up a stone slab, Leoric said doubtfully:

"What is this?"

At this time Romila also came forward, pointed to the pattern on it and said: "Your Majesty, have you forgotten? When the golden tree was burned earlier, didn't you find an ancient treasure house from under the tree hole? It was the Holy Middle-earth Alliance Army The one that remained, the door could not be opened at that time, there was a restriction inside, so we had to find the key..."

"That's it!" Leoric also remembered, "I remember that there is half a moon on the key slot, which is exactly the same size as the pattern on your hand... This is Drog Camus's dowry? Do you have this?"

This question made everyone silent for a while, yes, how could there be rare antiques 200 years ago in the dowry of the fox mother and daughter?Could this thing be fake?At this time, Drogkamyu said: "My lord, the thing is like this. I have seen this thing since I was a child. I heard from my mother that it was handed down from my ancestors, but I don't know what it is. I have kept it. I see After all, it is an antique, so I brought it here, thinking that someone from King Leoric’s side might recognize it. It is also possible to say that this thing was left over from the time of the Holy Middle-earth Alliance, because our Goddess lineage once appeared After some powerful wizards, some ancestors joined the Holy Middle-earth Alliance, and according to the family tree, those few people were still in high positions later, maybe it is something they left behind."

Damn, if you say that, there is a high probability that it is true!

The Crow King is right, after receiving the blessing of the Goddess, I am really going to be lucky!

Leoric waved his hand and said, "Bring my dragon, I'll go and test it now!"

After the shocking battle, Yalongzi has become Leoric's royal mount, and he can't help but become the "Dragon King" among his kind. He also has his own room, and even his own servant. same.Leoric rode a horse nearby, and rode a dragon far away, and the two came in turn.

Leoric rode the dragon all the way to the northeast to the ruins of the golden tree, and Romila went with him.As expected, this sub-dragon boy has the blood of a real dragon. It is more than twice as fast as the previous pterosaur. It took only half an hour to arrive after an hour's journey.The two got off the plane at the root of the golden tree, and went straight to the gate of the ancient armory without saying a word.Leoric saw the socket where the key was inlaid, took the stone plate of Drog Camus and inserted it upwards, "Crack!" It really matched exactly!

Then I heard the sound of gears running inside the heavy stone gate, the soil on the gate shook off one after another, and the two gates, which were thicker than the city walls, slowly opened.