Starting from Baiyingui

Obviously such a slovenly appearance is much lower than the usual beauty.

But it just made Ishigami feel itchy.

……

Ai Hayasaka fell asleep until noon, and when she opened her eyes, she found Yu Ishigami lying on the bed and falling asleep.

There was no defense at all on his delicate and calm face.

How about... a prank?

Chapter 110 Revealing Play

It was just when Ai Hayasaka got off the crescent moon chair and was about to go to his bed.

Ishigami Yu was awakened by the slight sound of movement.

"Good afternoon, Hayasaka, have you slept enough yet?"

"It's pretty good." Ai Hayasaka quickly did some stretching exercises to hide her guilty conscience.

"Where did you buy this moon lounge chair? I plan to buy one back after the incident is resolved."

"XX Furniture City."

After Ishigami answered her question, he sat up from the bed and asked, "So, what happened, now according to the school's school trip plan, you should be in Kyoto."

"In a sense, I am indeed there."

Ai Hayasaka took out her mobile phone, and after a few quick operations, she showed Ishigami the content on the screen.

"This is... your Twitter? Or a photo from a school trip? Looking at the time, it's a group photo taken not long ago, could it be..."

"Yes, that's right." Ai Hayasaka nodded with a gloomy expression, "I was replaced by a counterfeit."

Ishigami Yu looked at the girl dressed as a hot girl in the picture, who was no different from the past, and then looked at the useless Hayasaka Ai beside her.

No matter from which point of view, you are more "fake", right?

Of course, in order to take care of the girl's mood, Ishigami Yu didn't say it outright, but asked casually: "Then what's the matter with your current attire? You came here wearing a sportswear and slippers."

"Because I'm lazy... no, it's because the time to escape from the four palaces is too urgent, so I just took a spare phone and quickly slipped out, not to mention dressing up, I don't even have time to wear contact lenses!"

"Oh, that's it, I see."

Ishigami Yu immediately made a three-linked understanding.

But he believed the first three words of Hayasaka Ai's words.

And I also roughly understand what the puberty syndrome that happened to Ai Hayasaka is.

Split personality.

But it's not the kind of split personality in medicine, or it's not necessarily the case of split personality.

Yu Ishigami looked at the photo on her phone of Ai Hayasaka who was on a school trip.

As usual, she is meticulous in her grooming, perfectly playing the role of a lively hot girl who easily makes others let down her guard.

Ai Hayasaka also said to herself before that she was under a lot of pressure at work, and even said that she wanted to change jobs during the three-party talks about her wishes after graduation. (Information obtained by accident from Shizuka Hiratsuka.)

Then the idea is quite clear.

The sloppy Hayasaka Ai in front of her was separated out, wanting to skip work, want to be lazy, want to snooze, and want to be a willful part.

"The pain of human beings is that they can't lie down completely when they want to be bad, and when they want to work hard, they don't work hard enough to concentrate on it, and it's hard to devote one's heart to it."

Ishigami Yu couldn't help but express such emotion.

People who don't hit the south wall and don't look back may not be as ignorant as the world thinks, they just selectively give up the entanglement between rationality and sensibility.

Win the young model club, lose the young model club.

Hesitation may not be successful, but it will definitely waste time.

Seeing Yu Ishigami suddenly fell into the small theater in his head, Ai Hayasaka quickly shook his hand in front of him.

Asked: "Do you have any ideas?"

"Well, there is indeed a small guess, that is, the fake person who went on the school trip was actually you, but the complete Hayasaka Ai was divided into two halves, one half went on the school trip, and the other half came to my room."

"Split into two halves...it sounds as weird as being dismembered." Ai Hayasaka shuddered.

Ishigami Yu continued: "Actually, this bizarre phenomenon is called puberty syndrome, and it is much more serious and weird than dismembering corpses for ordinary people."

"so what should I do?"

"Then I have to call and ask about the magic conch." Yu Ishigami took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of Kotoko Iwanaga.

"Hello? Did you suddenly call and encounter something that you can't solve?"

Accompanied by Iwanaga Kotoko's clear voice, there was also the sound of rushing water.

"Excuse me? Are you busy?"

"No, today's affairs have been dealt with in the morning, but it's still a bit tiring to go to the deep mountains and old forests to answer the mountain god's questions, and I'm taking a bath now."

"Taking a bath? That is to say..."

"Yes, I'm naked now. Calling you in this situation feels like playing revealing in front of you."

"But there are others here."

"Huh? Whoa whoa whoa!!!"

"It's a girl."

"Huh..." Yan Yong Qinzi was obviously relieved, but then complained: "Are you deliberately playing with my body and mind?"

"I admit playing with the mind, but playing with the body is nothing. I haven't evolved into a super-mythical creature that can do that kind of thing from such a long distance."

"Okay, okay, I get it, so let's go back to the topic at the beginning, why did you come to me? Wait, there is a girl beside you + suddenly called me... I encountered puberty syndrome again, and then came to find me Should I consult? You must be treating me too much as a magical conch."

Facing such complaints from Iwanaga Kotoko, Ishigami Yu also had expectations in his heart.

He replied: "No way, maybe I have gradually become a soft rice man. When I encounter difficulties, my first thought is to come to you. If I come here a few more times, I may never be able to leave you in the end."

Yan Yong Qinzi rolled his eyes. Although the phone is not turned on and the video cannot be seen from the opposite side, it is everyone's right to express contempt.

"It sounds like a very bright future, that's all, tell me what happened."

"Well, it's like this, my friend..." Yu Ishigami recounted the general story.

Yan Yong Qinzi thought for a while, and came to a conclusion similar to his.

But the underlying theory is a bit confusing.

"Quantum mechanics? Isn't it puberty syndrome? Why is it involved in science?"

"It's really shallow cognition, how can science be such an inconvenience."

Iwanaga Kotoko felt that it was a bit time-consuming to explain to Yu Ishigami, so he simply skipped it and said: "Using the theory of quantum mechanics to explain is actually very appropriate in my opinion..."

"So how should we solve it? I think it would be better to get straight to the point."

Yu Ishigami's meaning couldn't be more obvious.

That is to let Iwanaga Kotoko speak human words.

"I'm not sure, because it's the first time I've encountered this situation, and I haven't read it from ancient books, so I need to try some common ideas."

"for example?"

"Adolescence syndrome occurs for a reason, and usually it's just a matter of addressing that cause of the problem."

"That's it? No more?"

"Ah."

"I feel like I've been talking nonsense for a long time..."

"You guessed it, I just want to chat with you for a while, even if it's nonsense."

Chapter 110 Two: Ai Hayasaka's Menstrual Period

After hanging up the phone, Ishigami Yu found that Hayasaka Ai was looking at him with very complicated eyes, so he asked, "What's wrong, is there something dirty on my face?"

"No, your face looks clean."

Ai Hayasaka said softly, "It's just that I didn't expect you to be so glib and trick women."

"No way, it's an ex-girlfriend after all, and it's the kind of girl who doesn't know when they will get back together, so you should pay more attention."

"I thought you were trying to please the woman who had broken up with you on purpose in order to obtain information about my treatment..."

"Then your imagination is really rich." Yu Ishigami complained and then asked: "Hayasaka, do you have any guesses about the cause of your current situation?"

"Guess the reason?"

Hayasaka Ai tilted her head in confusion, "I just fell asleep and woke up like this. There should be no special reason, right?"

From the girl's clear blue eyes, Ishigami Yu faintly saw the light of wisdom.

After all, Aqua is also blue (unreasonable association).

"Hayasaka, let me ask you a simple math problem, what is 6÷6÷6÷6?"

"It's not easy. The division of the first two 6s is equal to 1, the division of the last two 6s is equal to 1, and the division of 1 and 1 is naturally equal to 1. Am I right?"

"Yeah, you're right." Yu Ishigami nodded perfunctorily.

What's happening here?Is it because the IQ weakened after the split?

"Wait a minute, I'll go out first, if you're bored, you can read the books on the shelf."

Ishigami Yu wanted to avoid her and make a phone call.

Here comes the problem, even calling Kotoko Iwanaga is not shy, who should I avoid calling?

Another Hayasaka Ai of course!

"Dudu... hello? Ishigami-kun, what can I do for you?"

Ai Hayasaka, who was far away in Kyoto, connected the phone.

Although the tone was not much different from usual, Ishigami Yu still felt a little alienation and indifference from it.

It was far from the usual feeling of calmness mixed with enthusiasm, politeness mixed with coquettishness, and innocence mixed with lust... Well, maybe it’s not that mysterious, maybe it’s just a psychological effect.

Yu Ishigami asked straightforwardly: "Hayasaka, what is 6÷6÷6÷6?"

"0.027778, because I'm still working, I'll hang up if I have nothing else to do, bang."

Ishigami raised his brows, he seemed to have heard some dull crash just now.

"Wait, Hayasaka, I have one more thing to ask you, do you feel anything is wrong today?"

"How do you know my menstrual period?"

"Eh?"

"I'm lying to you. I'm in very good condition. It's surprisingly good. Let's not talk about it. I'm busy now."

"Dudu..."

Ai Hayasaka, who was far away in Kyoto, hung up the phone with a cold face, and turned her attention to several male students from other schools lying on the ground who were trying to accost Kaguya Shinomiya maliciously.

Of course, the so-called malice is based on her subjective judgment, and they don't care about their own thoughts.

"But... why did Ishigami make such an inexplicable phone call? I'm afraid only an idiot can make a mistake in a math problem of that level?"

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In the room, Hayasaka reached out to flip through the book, her slender fingers were white and tender like green onions, and inadvertently pushed aside the messy long hair that covered half of her face, revealing a slender and elegant neck like a swan, where the skin was as delicate as a baby.

It's just that the book in his hand is too serious, otherwise it is really a picturesque scene.

"Ah-"

The good-for-nothing Hayasaka Ai who was flipping through Yu Ishigami's collection of precious books, trying to understand his xp, sneezed.