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As for what the secretary said, there is a high probability that X skipped it as an air, because her attention was not on the artificial intelligence at all, and she kept looking outside.

It was like the prisoner's cell had come to release time, seeing the door open, X's eyes lit up, and he didn't get tired of rubbing against his secretary, so he quickly ran outside with his lunch bag.

He was too ignorant, didn't know how to restrain himself, and ran outside without pretending, the smart AI couldn't help frowning.

Sometimes I just know it's a lie, so I just don't expose it on purpose... Even if it's to maintain a false relationship, even if it's a sweet lie, I will accept it willingly and comfort the empty heart.

The intelligent AI is staring at the screen with a calm expression, and is performing its duties as usual today.

Monitors the entire facility, acts as the leader of the minister, and handles miscellaneous tasks for which the company is not assigned.

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"Good afternoon, Yesod, I've always been curious about whether the Minister needs to eat or not, it seems that he doesn't need to... Well, don't show such a scary expression, I remember you can taste the taste, don't you try it? I heard Sharing lunch with friends will make it even more delicious."

X brought his own lunch and came to find the head of the intelligence department. During the lunch break, most of the employees would have lunch in the lounge, and the ministers would rest in their respective offices. Usually, they would not be disturbed at this time.

Because of X’s casual remark, pineapple pizza was added to the lunch of the employees. Regarding this kind of food, some employees gave up their share to others with a bitter face, while others enjoyed it happily Double pizza from a colleague.

X has tried the pineapple pizza, which is actually pretty good. The sliced ​​pineapple slices are sweet and sour, and blend well with the richness of the cheese. I don’t know why some people can’t accept it.

Her lunch today is hamburger fries and fried chicken nuggets, which is very suitable for sharing with friends, of course, this does not include her loyal, reliable and trustworthy AI secretary.

Angela doesn't eat these, and doesn't need to.

Artificial intelligence doesn't bother eating human food...probably?

Anyway, X won't bother with this kind of problem, even if Angela can really eat, she won't be surprised. After all, the AI ​​designers of Lobotomy have added so many cumbersome and useless functions, and it's not bad for that one. taste system.

The complexity of loading a machine with an emotional system is much higher than that of a taste system. Even the company's AI director can taste the taste of food. There is no reason why Angela can't do it.

And even if you marvel at the ingenuity of artificial intelligence, it doesn't prevent X from feeling that the company's AI designer's head was caught by the elevator door. After all, how could someone add an X-sense system to artificial intelligence?No matter what the reason and purpose, this is unreasonable!

It's ridiculous...it's ridiculous...

"Come and see, Yesod! Well, does ingesting solid food affect your organism?"

X poked a fried golden and crispy chicken nugget with a knife, and delivered it to the mouth of Minister of Intelligence Yesod, and Yesod showed embarrassment for X's enthusiasm.

"Director, this won't affect my body... But what I mean is, this kind of thing is unnecessary."

Ministers have a sense of taste, but generally speaking, they don't eat anything. This can be understood as self-discipline, and it can also be regarded as a rule, and they will deliberately avoid the behavior of 'eating delicious food'.

Machines do not need to eat like humans, but drinking, drinking alcohol, injecting addictive drugs, and smoking, although there is no difference in behavior, but the meaning is different from "eating". They can indulge, but Does not 'eat' like a living thing.

Even if what you ingest does turn into chemical energy...

"What's the matter, Yesod, you haven't had dinner with anyone yet, how does it feel to be with friends like this?"

"Hey, there are no 'bad' things in today's work, let's celebrate it in advance."

If he fails to achieve his goal, X will not give up. Yesod's not-so-strong rejection attitude is clearly wavering, and wavering means that he can be persuaded.

It's still fun to see someone who always plays by the rules break once.

"Well, there will be no next time. But X, you can only be happy when things are done. You are too happy, and the work is not over yet... I will seriously review the results of your get off work after work. If you don't do it well, I will Apply to the company for punitive measures related to the supervisor."

Yesod accepted the fried chicken nuggets that X delivered to his mouth, and began to chew... X carefully observed the way the minister ate, thinking about the company's AI situation.

This seems to be similar to Angela, and the structure of human beings tends to be consistent. If X hadn't been told by Angela that the ministers of the department are all intelligent AI, she would not be able to recognize it at all. This would be a machine.

soft……

What kind of boring thoughts and distracting thoughts do you have to make intelligent AI like this, or in other words, it is already exactly the same as human beings. Is it necessary to have intelligent AI? Why not just use human beings.

X can't understand such superfluous things, but she doesn't need to understand. After all, when using a product, she doesn't need to think about how the product was born and how it was made. She is just a consumer.

"..."

The head of the intelligence department seemed to be thinking about it seriously, or maybe analyzing the food delivered by X just now. In short, the poisonous snake put away its fangs and remained silent.

"Well, want another one? Try this!"

X drizzled ketchup on the fries. No one would hate the sweet and sour ketchup paired with fried hot fries.

This is against the rules, but Yesod still bit the French fries delivered by X, and what is the reason for such an irrational behavior...probably the long-lost appetite.

The food feels delicious, so I want to eat it.

Desire is sinful, wrong, and should be restrained. When X delivered it again, Yesod refused.

But the goal has been achieved, and X did not force Yesod to eat more. The main reason for feeding Yesod is that Yesod’s expression is very funny. At first, I was quite scared, but after finding out that she is not so fierce, X became more courageous. up.

Although I don't know where the courage to challenge the poisonous snake came from...

After sharing the food with his 'friend', X officially enjoyed his lunch. The hamburger is a beef cheese burger, full of calories, full of happiness and juicy when eating.

X doesn't care much about the image of eating, although the person in front of him is Yesod who always picks up on his clothes, but it doesn't matter, as long as he doesn't feel embarrassed, Yesod is the one who is embarrassed.

X will seriously lick off the cheese sticking to his hands, and then lick the Thousand Island Sauce from the corner of his mouth, while Yesod, who is sitting opposite X, frowns, and finally looks away as if unable to bear it, unwilling Look at X's embarrassing appearance of giving up treatment.

Probably to divert attention, or maybe just to chat, Yesod started talking about himself.

"Supervisor, I have had dereliction of duty in the past. I let an employee with a stress level over 82 go to work. He should have gone to treatment, but his work indicators were not completed at that time, and the employee who did not complete will There is punishment."

"He was very anxious, but his quality is not enough to perform those tasks... He begged me, and I agreed."

"That employee deliberately released two abnormalities, which eventually resulted in seven employees being mercilessly killed by them. And I... had no choice but to pull the trigger when he rushed towards other employees and attacked them... ..."

"I'm furious at what I did, of course, not that I pulled the trigger, that's what everybody does at that moment."

"What I'm really mad at is that...my subordinates paid the irreparable price for my naivety, and it makes me...very angry with myself. I was taken advantage of by my subordinates."

The tone of Yesod's narration is very cold and calm, but under that calmness, X can still vaguely feel the suppressed emotions.

"That's not your fault, Yesod...everyone makes mistakes, besides... no one can really consume employees like parts. They can talk, they can react, and their judgment can be affected by their emotions. It couldn't be more reasonable."

X didn't know what to do, he could only comfort him clumsily.

But Yesod showed a smile at this time, as if laughing at himself.

"It's okay, supervisor, you can laugh at me as much as you want. After all, how naive and naive I was at that time... The employees are really good at deceiving. Those good memories are lies, but I still believe it is true."

"It's like... like a sixth-grade elementary school student fantasizing about becoming an adult, and the employees died because of my irresponsibility... I have made a promise in my heart that I will never repeat the mistake of that day gone."

And Yesod suddenly put away his smile and looked at X with a serious expression.

"Director, this is the Lobotomy Corporation, don't try to be friends with anyone, make a connection, it doesn't make any sense. We see corpses in body bags every day, this is a lonely place."

"Sometimes you feel delusional about having a friend. When you feel lonely, just think about my experience."

"Of course, I'm not your friend, and neither are the other ministers. We're just a subordinate-superior relationship, and that's all. Sometimes, I'm jealous of Angela because she doesn't have any feelings."

X listened for a long time, but finally understood the meaning of what Yesod said.

understood!

"You need warm relationships between superiors and subordinates, Yesod."

X nodded pretendingly, and then showed a sly smile that succeeded in a prank, because——

"what are you doing!!!"

Yesod was caught off guard by X and kissed him on the cheek.

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The author's words:

I'm looking forward to the complete standing drawing on the weekend~

1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 57 53. Hush, don't speak ill of Angela

"Hahaha, Yesod, look at your expression, it's so funny!"

X covered the corners of his mouth and smiled, like a bear who stole honey, or a child who succeeded in pranking, there was no warm meaning in it, it seemed that it was just a simple kiss, like a playful game among friends .

Compared to X's composure, it seems that Yesod's reaction was a bit too much... How should I put it, like a frightened king cobra in the grass, it suddenly stood up and glared angrily at the person who disturbed her. people.

"director!!!"

Yesod was very excited, he didn't see the calm appearance just now, and he didn't know what he was 'excited' about.

X frankly accepts the glare from the head of the intelligence department. Obviously, he has the aura of the head of the security department. Like the few days when I first started working, I was young and restrained.

As long as you are thick-skinned, you will be embarrassed by others, not yourself. Of course, this method will also bully and bully the honest ministers who behave well.

The 'reward' mechanism or something still depends on the person, maybe it's a 'punishment'...

"Okay, okay, don't look at me like that, I can let you kiss back, it's fair, Yesod."

Saying so, X leaned in front of the head of the intelligence department, looking like an ignorant lamb poking into a wolf's mouth and being at the mercy of others.

If this was replaced by a minister with evil intentions, he would probably have started to take an inch and use despicable means to intimidate and lure the supervisor, but standing here is the Minister of Intelligence, Yesod.

"X, please respect yourself! It's so inappropriate, how on earth did you become a supervisor?"

The head of the intelligence department frowned, the distance between her brows was enough to pinch a fly to death, she rejected X's proposal sternly, and there was still a hint of anger in her tone.

It may be because of X's misbehavior, or because of X's serious violation of the supervisor's behavior, probably...maybe...there are more unexplainable reasons.

Emotions like shame... rage into anger...?

As for Yesod's reaction, it can only be said that it was within X's expectations. The head of the intelligence department is a smug and arrogant person. If he doesn't have a thick skin and be more enthusiastic, it's really hard to get close to him.

After so many days of stress resistance, X has another set of methods learned from Chlorella head, and the subject of the experiment is his AI secretary.

X tried it, it works, it's mean, but it works!Even the AI ​​secretary can be recruited, there is no reason why he can't deal with the minister of intelligence who is much lower than the AI ​​secretary.

Both of them seem to be of the ascetic type. Yesod's mind is much easier to guess than his secretary Angela, and it is also much more simple... and easier to soften his heart.

and so--

"Ugh, I... I just want to make friends with Yesod, Netzach said that's how you have to make friends-uuuu, I want to reward the minister or something, I thought you would like it..."

Being scolded by Yesod, X immediately pretended to be frightened and cried.

Just so inadvertently, the marks on his neckline were revealed, and X was like some poor innocent victim.

Although the neckline was only exposed by accident, the red mark on the collarbone is really obvious for a minister with excellent strength... I don't know 'which guy' did the 'good thing'.

"..."

"That rotten person Netzach... Supervisor, what does she say, what do you believe? If this is the case, it seems that I have to question your quality as a supervisor, and you have no independent judgment at all."

"Does it still hurt...Although I don't want to comment on your private life, it is not necessary for the supervisor, not only for the employees, but also for the minister... There is no point in building a good relationship, and you should not compromise to please others."

"The supervisor is the leader of the company... She is responsible for her subordinates, but it shouldn't be in this way."

"Look at you now, do you have any look that a supervisor should have? Childish and naive, holding that ridiculous idea... The company is not a place for you to make friends."

Although Yesod said so, he pointed out X's faults harshly, and criticized everything from dress to words and deeds, but...

The 'poisonous snake' Yesod of the intelligence department is applying ointment to the red and swollen place where X's collarbone was bitten by 'some guy'.

Yesod's movements were very gentle, and he applied it very carefully, without any ointment being applied to the corners of his clothes. After the application, Yesod carefully tidied up X's collar, from top to bottom. dress code.

Rather than accusing something, this is more like a kind reminder from someone who has been there.

"Director, in view of your work performance since you took office, I don't think you are such a stupid person. Don't be used by your subordinates, let them take advantage of your sympathy or other things, sometimes, you should behave Be cold-blooded."

"A lot of people say I'm too rational, they say I'm cold-blooded, calculating... they say I don't have feelings, but so what? I'll take that as a compliment, I'm not denying it, you know."

Yesod was staring at X, his brown eyes were always looking at X's golden pupils, never shifting his line of sight.

"The people who built this place must be very cruel and ruthless... Sometimes, I want to be an AI without any emotions. When your emotions affect your judgment, you will definitely make a big mistake."

"Why would anyone want to send humans into such a cruel facility? Do you know why, X..."

Although she was asking a question, Yesod didn't use interrogative sentences, but just stated plainly, and she probably didn't expect the woman in front of her to answer.

"Because this is life, Yesod, not everyone has the right to choose, and even if there is no lobotomy company, there will be the next energy company..."

"Actually, it's not just you, nor me. We are all people who can't help ourselves. Now that we are already like this, we must cherish the beauty in front of us. If the string is too tight, it will break. Take a breath. Yesod."

"You put too much pressure on yourself."

With the index finger and middle finger aligned, X pressed his fingers on his cheek, pulling out an exaggerated smile, trying to make the Tsundere Snake happy in front of him.

The head of the Ministry of Intelligence always has a straight face, isn't it too unlovable?Obviously very cute.

"..."