Don't call me Master, call me Director

Watching himself fighting with Luvia on the TV screen, Rin shook his head helplessly.

She didn't know the rumors among the magicians, and she didn't know that her "brilliant deeds" in the clock tower had already appeared false rumors, and even Shen Er was "injured" by people's word of mouth.

But one thing, Tohsaka Rin is very clear-she is ashamed.

Ordinary audiences don't know, don't those magicians know?

Especially those magicians who are studying in the Clock Tower, they can see who Shen Er is in from the beginning at a glance.

"At first I thought it was just playing the magic aunt in front of the camera, but I didn't expect that there would be such a beginning. Why didn't Shen Er inform me in advance!"

"Isn't this nonsense?" Sakura said lightly, "Let me tell you, can I keep the beginning?"

"Ma↑Tong↓Shen↑Two↓!!"

In the middle of the night in Matou's house, the mournful cry of the young lady of the Tosaka family was heard.

Fortunately, it was not heard by outsiders, otherwise strange rumors such as "Matou Shinji's second overlord forcibly bowed Tohsaka Rin" would spread the next day.

Chapter 275 Magical Girl (Big Mom)

Under the brilliant night sky, beautiful fireworks are constantly blooming.

If someone can watch with a high-magnification telescope, they will find that what is flashing in the sky is not fireworks but magic attacks.

One red and one blue, two figures flickering in the sky are confronting each other at an extremely fast speed.

"Yeah! Why do you guys attack me! You haven't forgotten that this is a common mission, have you?"

Although the red figure was yelling, she was not slow to attack with her staff.

"Hohohoho~~ I can do this simple task alone! You are the biggest obstacle for me to complete the task!"

The blue figure let out a haughty queenly laugh while continuing to frantically attack the red girl on the opposite side.

In this situation, it is Rin and Luvia, two magic aunts who are over 17 years old, who are using magic to attack each other wantonly.

What?You ask why the 17-year-old is an "aunt"?

As we all know, the shelf life of the magical girl profession is extremely short.

Typically, the term teenage girl refers to women between the ages of 7 and 17.

But modern people are more lenient in terms of words, not to mention the critical line of 17, if you are a little sloppy, you can say that you are a girl before the age of 25, and no one will object.

Only [Magic (accented) girl] is an exception, because of the particularity of the profession and the extremely high degree of shame, after the age of "Secondary Two", it is not considered a "girl" at all, but an "aunt".

Of course, if the word "magic girl" is judged as a profession, then there are not no magic girls at the age of 35.

Anyway, for Rin and Luvia, two girls who already know shame, it is undoubtedly a bit embarrassing for them to float around in the sky wearing light ribbon dresses at their age.

However this is only usually the case.

Anyone who knows a little bit about Ms. Tohsaka and Ms. Edfelt knows that once they get on top, not to mention wearing magical girl costumes, even wearing sexy lace tulle skirts, they can also fight against each other. Last three days and three nights.

Faced with such a violent young lady, not to mention people can't bear it, even the magic wands used by them can't stand it.

So after helping Rin Tohsaka resist a light-emitting cannon, the endurance of the red staff Ruby finally reached its limit, and it directly refused Rin Tohsaka to use the class card.

The same situation also happened to the blue staff Saphia in the opposite Luvia's hand, and it also refused its master to use the class card.

"..."

"..."

As a result, the sky, which was originally fiercely fought, suddenly became quiet and fell into a mysterious silence.

"Hey! Ruby!"

Tohsaka Rin tapped the staff with a card and complained, "Why didn't you respond! Give me a response! Ruby!"

However, the answer to the two was the helpless gesture made by the magic wand.

"Really, I'm speechless to both of you."

"What?!"*2

At this time, the two eldest ladies did not realize the seriousness of the problem.

"I didn't lend you us for fighting, did I?"

"Is it for you to complete the assigned task?"

"But you actually used our power for private fights... Putting the cart before the horse should be enough!"

Facing a series of great truths from the staff, both Rin and Luvia shrank their necks.

There's no way, they know and know that it's wrong to fight with wands, but when they really get angry, how much do they care?It is justified to use a violent attack to knock the opponent down!

Facing such a willful Master, the two magic wands decided to be willful for once.

"Temporarily—"*2

Before the two magic aunts at home could react, the wand escaped from their hands as quickly as possible.

"—Let's take it easy!"*2

The magical girl costumes on Rin and Luvia who lost their staffs suddenly disappeared, and they themselves fell directly from the sky.

"Ah! It fell!!"

"Damn Shafiya! Remember it!"

With howls like villains in comics, the two magician ladies fell to the ground.

In the original comics and animations, after the wand was dropped, Rin and the others quarreled with the wand for a while before falling.

But that's a Two-dimensional way of expression. If the live-action version is shot like this, it will be too dramatic.

Although Rin and Luvia are magicians, they can be set to use magic to levitate.But in that case, these two shouldn't have fallen from the sky in such a mess.

In order to restore this short dialogue, there are bugs that require various rounds to come back later, Shen Er will not do such boring things.

So Shen Er simply let Rin and Luvia fall from the sky here, which can be regarded as a clean and neat treatment.

It's just that what Shen Er dealt with was clean, but the embarrassment of the person concerned was a big deal.

Snapped.

Rin Tohsaka covered his face directly outside the screen, and let out a long sigh: "Don't hold back, just laugh if you want to laugh."

"Haha—sorry, Rin—haha."

Arturia waved her hand to Rin apologetically, while shaking her shoulders and laughing.

Rin pretended to be generous and said: "When I was filming, I thought this would be the case. Let's treat it as a welfare for everyone."

Compared with the beginning full of connotations, this quarrel was much calmer.

It's not that she doesn't care, but after the psychological preparation and the shock at the beginning, Rin's mentality has calmed down a lot.

This is also related to Artoria's very restrained smile, which gave Rin the illusion that she didn't lose too much face.

In fact, Artoria wanted to save face because Rin was by her side. Some people laughed more exaggeratedly and presumptuously than her.

"Pfft hahaha! It's so funny! It's the first time I know Matou Shinji has a talent for comedy! Hahahaha!"

Lying on the sofa, Qingzi let out a burst of laughter, and almost spit out the half-eaten potato chips.

Qingzi's disrespectful behavior was not disliked by other people in the club, because everyone's situation was similar.

Seeing Rin and Luvia struggling to use magic to slow down, but in the end they still fell to the ground in a daze, the young magicians couldn't hold back their laughter.

Ordinary people just look at the plot for fun, but magicians can not only play for fun (plot), but also for fun (character) than ordinary audiences.

You must know that the status of the Edfelt family in the magic circle is not low. The popularity of the Tohsaka family has also been rising in the past two years through the promotion of Shinji Matou.

To be able to see these two young ladies being deflated, and this deflation is adapted from real events, it feels as if you saw a familiar class grass performing on stage Mr. Guo's father, Mr. Wang.

In addition to the joy of comedy stories, there is also the joy of being an actor.

Qingzi burst out laughing, leaned on the sofa and called "Ouch", but kept staring at the TV screen, for fear of missing the more funny plot.

Chapter 276 Qingzi: You Are Trying To Laugh Me To Death

When Rin with messy hair on the screen got up and searched for Ruby's magic power, the laughter in the club gradually subsided.

There is no way, if you keep laughing, you will have trouble breathing, so you have to take advantage of this gentle plot to slow down.

Everyone believes that the funny part of "Magical Girl☆Illya" is definitely not the only one.

It's a pity that the scene of the story did not continue to be placed on the living treasures of Tohsaka Rin and Luvia, but began to tell the story of the protagonist Ilya.

This makes the audience who have been laughing all the time a little regretful. After all, the story of the first episode has only been developed to a total of 3 paragraphs.

The first paragraph is the opening scene. It is about Luvia and Rin who stabbed a big basket in the clock tower and were dispatched to Fuyuki City, Japan.

The second paragraph is to introduce the relevant situation of the protagonist Ilya, which can be regarded as telling the audience the background of the story.

The third paragraph is the plot where Rin and Luvia fought in the air just now, and were finally played by the wand.

It can be seen from this that the first and second paragraphs mainly focus on the bickering between Rin and Luvia, which contributed a lot of jokes to the audience.

In contrast, although Illya's plot is humorous, it is obviously not as funny as Rin and Luvia.

But soon, the audience thought otherwise.

Because the interaction between Ruby and Illya is also very interesting.

Due to auditing issues, the scene of Illya and Shirou in the bathroom will definitely not be able to be filmed.

Among other things, it is impossible for Illya to appear in front of the camera just because she is naked [chì] in the bathroom.

It is impossible even to use a mosaic of light and mist, because not only the audit will not agree, but also the parents will not agree, and the great demon king Emiya Kiritsugu will not agree.

Therefore, the plot was changed to Illya being attracted by the flashes of the two magic aunts in the corridor, stopping there to look up at the sky, and Emiya Shirou stepped forward to talk.

He had secretly patted Ilya on the shoulder to scare his sister, but he didn't expect a magic wand to fall from the sky and hit him directly in the face.

At this moment, the club burst into laughter again, Aoko's eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and he pointed at Shirou's face deformed by Ruby on the screen, laughing so hard that he couldn't even speak.

Sure enough, the core of comedy is to see people have bad luck.

This is not over yet, Ruby wanted to send herself directly to Illya and sign a contract with Illya, but failed because of the subconscious dodge of little loli.

But this did not affect the nervous magic wand to continue to stick to the little Lolita's heart.

It introduced itself to Illya in a standard salesman's tone of innocence, simplicity, justice, and a touch of sweetness.

"Meet you for the first time! I am the magic cane of love and justice—Magic Ruby-chan~"

"You have been chosen as the next magical girl candidate!"

"Quick! Pick up the cane!"

"Join me and fight against the forces of evil (for me)!"

To condense it, Ruby's words can be directly summarized as: Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!

Then, Illya, who likes magical girls so much, expressed it immediately.

"This guy... is too suspicious."

It's no wonder Illya thinks so, mainly because Ruby's uncle voice is too suspicious.

It was clearly a cute girl's voice, but it made a perverted laugh like a middle-aged uncle. No matter how you look at it, this is not a serious magic wand.

When someone's QB is abducting and selling girls, he still pretends to be a cute pet!

It's a pity that Illya had clearly seen Ruby's problem and became wary, but she still fell for this strange cane and signed a contract with it to become a magical girl.

After all, the name of this show is "Magical Girl☆Illya". If Illya is not fooled into becoming a magical girl, it will be the same as Naruto opening a ramen shop directly without being a ninja in "Naruto".

However, Ilya has just become a magical girl, and it seems that Rin Tosaka, who has returned from the Middle East battlefield, has appeared on the stage.

"I found you~ Ruby~~"

Rin Tohsaka clenched his fists "clucking", ready to send the magic wand directly to see the restraint.

"This look...puh ha ha ha!"

The audience outside the screen was amused by Rin's funny appearance, but the funny behavior of Tohsaka Rin and Ruby's comedian continued.

After finding out that Ruby refused to go with her and signed a contract with the innocent passer-by, little loli, Rin slapped Ruby on the wall to vent her dissatisfaction.