Don't call me Master, call me Director

"I'm pulling and singing, isn't it annoying!"

......

The old Cui who was attacked was already unable to speak, and could only make a very helpless voice.

At this time, Saber on the TV screen finally moved. She raised the knight sword in her hand and swung it downward, and said her only line in this TV series:

"Ex—calibur!!!"

The black light occupied everyone's field of vision, and the huge magic power swept across the entire mirror space like a frenzied ocean wave.

The magic power of chaos and darkness devoured everything mercilessly in an instant, and even the barrier of the mirror space became fragmented due to this attack.

Just when all hope was shattered and everyone was exposed to unprecedented despair——

Click.

There was a slight unlocking sound, and something in Illya's body was released.

The wings of light spurt from behind Illya, and the brand new Illya is about to—

[Wings of Light appear behind Illya! 〕

[One wave of ups and downs, another wave of ups and downs! 〕

[What are the unexpected situations that occur one after another? ! 〕

〔Why! ! ! Σ(?д?|||)??]

[This girl in red is—Illya? ! 〕

[Can this familiar yet unfamiliar figure defeat the invincible Saber! 〕

[How on earth should we seal the card? 〕

[Come on!Elijah! 〕

[Don't lose!Magical girl! 〕

〔next episode!Magical Girl☆Illya!The end of the blank night!

〔Compact Full Open next week too! ! 〕

"Damn! Don't break it at the most exciting time! Damn broken chapter dog!!"*N

Listening to the preview of the next episode on TV, countless viewers all over Japan wailed and cursed at the same time.

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Shinji, who is far away in Italy, doesn't know that he bears the resentment of all the fans of "Magical Girl☆Illya" in Japan.

At this time, Er Ye was enjoying participating in the Venice Film Festival.

There was no younger sister who made him pay attention to his image, and there was no Miss Lizzy who looked down on him, and there was no little secretary who spied on his past, present, and future.

Shen Er, who is in the water capital, has completely entered the mode of letting himself go.

After all, Shen Er came to eat "fruit" during this trip to Venice, so why not have fun?

Venice at this time can be said to be a large-scale fruit buffet scene. If he doesn't rely on his status as a world-class director to taste it, Shen Er can only feel that he is at a loss.

Of course, even if he wants to eat fruit, Shen Er will not mess around without restraint and bottom line.

However, this has nothing to do with the size of the fruit. As long as it is ripe fruit, whether it is papaya or cherry, it is within Erye's hunting range.

Shen Er's standard for eating fruit depends more on the identity of the fruit he strikes up.

He was just here for fun, and he didn't want to bring back a girlfriend or an actress.

So those "fruits" who had ulterior motives for his wealth, or those who wanted to get roles by taking off their clothes, Shen Er gave up immediately.

Although with Shen Er's level of magic, he can definitely make the other party say "Thank you~~" in a daze after being wiped clean.

But this time the second master came to relax, to rest, and to play, so it would be boring to engage in intrigue.

Fortunately, in Venice at this time, there are not many other things, and the little sister who chases stars is definitely enough.

Select a few pure fans who will not be responsible in the future, and will not think about entering the entertainment industry, and have a hormonal exchange with them, so that your restless heart can be calmed.

To put it simply, Shen Er is going to give his son a vacation.

This is very necessary for Shinji who hasn't had much meat after returning to Fuyuki City.

People will go crazy if they stay at home for too long, and chickens will get bored if they are held in their crotch for too long.

It's a pity that Shen Er couldn't fulfill even this small wish well.

Because on the second day of the opening ceremony, Cloris came to Venice with her own resentment and questioning of Lao Jie.

Shen Er was lucky not to be beaten to death by Miss Lissie!

In fact, she has long since learned the truth from Sakura, and she has long since stopped doubting the matter between Aoka and Shinji, and she just used this excuse to make a fuss.

Shen Er also saw Miss Lissy's tricks, and his ego and desire that had been released could not be stopped under Miss Lissy's instigation.

So this farce of crying, making trouble and hanging himself three times eventually evolved into an interesting 18X story of crying, making trouble and hanging himself three times.

By the third day of the Venice Film Festival, Cloris became Director Shinji Matou's only female companion at the festival.

For Cloris who changed her from a fruit buffet to a pineapple set meal, Shinji was somewhat emotional.

So even though the two appear as a couple at film festivals and go to the movies together, they really just go to the movies together.

Walk into the movie theater together, and then each find a movie they want to watch, and then come out and gather together to go after watching.

For this kind of coquettish operation, Shen Er's explanation is plausible.

"There are so many films in the festival, we need to split up to find good projects!"

Then he was beaten up by Cloris and almost "separated actions" by himself.

But in spite of her anger, Cloris also knew that what Shen Er said was true, the film festival is such a good platform, it would be too bad not to find those good movies that can be distributed as agents.

This is like the Panjiayuan in the imperial capital. Even if you know that [-]% of it is rubbish, you still can't stop people from going there to pick up the leaks.

In the end, it was rare to go to a film festival with Matou Shinji, but the movie the two of them really watched together was actually their own "Seven X".

It made Cloris really depressed.

It's not that "Severn X" is bad, it's that the story is simply not suitable for dating.

Unlike Cloris, who has a different mind, fans of Venice have a very high evaluation of "Severn X".

Although "Severn X" is not the opening film of the film festival, this film, which brought cyberpunk to Venice, is also highly anticipated by all parties, and the audience is full at the first show.

In the movie, Cu Chulainn's melancholy eyes and his posture of standing up again and again in the face of setbacks make him look as good on the screen as Diarmuid did when "Mission: Impossible" hit the show -- the premise It is not considering the mole of tears of the tauren.

What is equally outstanding as Cu Chulainn is the thought-provoking story content of "Severn X".

Different from the commercial attributes of previous Xingyue works, this time the theme is very heavy, even at the end of the story, everyone in the movie has not been able to be redeemed.

This dark and brutal plot is very suitable for the appetite of European audiences who are fond of literary and artistic films. In just a few days, "Severn X" became one of the most popular films at the entire film festival.

[Honestly, I don't like the ending of the movie.The director and screenwriter obviously could arrange a happy ending, but they deliberately gave the world back into chaos to end the movie. 〕

[But I was still shocked by the ending. I could even feel the helplessness of the hero in the last scene. He freed human beings from the shackles that restricted them, but at the same time made human beings lose their stability and peace. 〕

[If the audience can remove their minds from the colorful dream city and explore the essence of the story, you will leave a more shocking impression than light pollution—the ugliness of human nature. 〕

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This is a review of "Severn X" published in a local newspaper in Venice.

Unlike previous criticisms by the European media, this time "Severn X" has received quite good reviews from these literary and art media people.

Even Cu Chulainn got credit for it, making him one of the most talked about male stars during the film festival.

This should have been a good sign, but such a good media evaluation during the film festival caused Shen Er to worry.

It's not that the second master shook M, scolded him before, but stopped scolding this time, he felt guilty.

According to what Dennis mentioned before, the higher the media evaluation, the lower the probability of winning a movie.

If Shen Er hadn't been sure that the European media really liked this movie this time, he would have wondered if these unscrupulous media deliberately tried to discredit "Severn X".

One fan tops ten blacks is not just for fun.

In order to prevent the situation from going too far, Shen Er had to change his publicity strategy.

First, he kept Da Gouzi silent and refused to accept any media interviews during the festival.

Then let Cu Chulainn frequently go to various cinemas to watch movies, and they are all literary movies with high awards.

The purpose is to leave a good impression on the judges that Cu Chulainn respects the judges and film art.

This makes Cu Chulainn basically watch at least 4 to 5 movies every day, and they are all movies that can make him fall asleep.

After a few days, Cu Chulainn couldn't grasp the point of view of literary films at all. He only knew that the big and small theaters in Venice had softer sofas, which were suitable for catching up on sleep.

"Master, if I'm guilty, please punish me with Command Seals, don't let me go to the cinema to watch movies anymore, I'm almost taking my naps for a year!"

Faced with Cu Chulainn's complaint, Shinji raised his right hand calmly.

"In the name of Command Seals, Lancer, let's go to the movies! The kind of literary films!"

"I may not be a human anymore, but Master, you are a real dog!"

Chapter 302 The Venice Film Festival

Under the oppression of the command spell, Cu Chulainn had to go to the cinema to sleep every day, bah, watch a movie.

In Shen Er's plan, it doesn't matter whether Cu Chulainn is sleeping or watching a movie in the theater, or fishing with his mobile phone.

Anyway, as long as the reporter doesn't catch him molesting the female audience during the movie, Cu Chulainn can do whatever he wants in the theater.

It is not the purpose to drive Lancer to the cinema to watch a movie. Through this behavior, it is what Shinji wants to do to shape Cu Chulainn into a muscular literary youth.

Cutting off Cu Chulainn's previous commercial attributes and reducing his resentment in the eyes of the judges will help him a lot in becoming a movie star.

After all, in the eyes of the jury, the awards they evaluate are art rather than money.

Although the promotion of the Venice Film Festival is not as heavy as the artistic atmosphere of the Cannes Film Festival.

But the three major film festivals are all the same, so how could they not be "artistic"?

It's a pity that Shen Er didn't feel much artistic atmosphere during the past few days in Venice, but only felt the smell of copper under the skin of the so-called art.

Among other things, the local consumption of tourists attracted by Venice in the past few days is enough to make any city feel excited.

People who come to Venice naturally want to eat and drink, and with so many tourists at the film festival, it is reasonable for businesses to increase prices.

As for whether the service and product quality will increase because of the price...

Well, I understand everything.

Of course, while making complaints about the current level of consumption in Venice comparable to Disneyland, Shen Er will not forget his own job.

Basically, during his time in Venice, he watched three or four screenings every day.

And Shinji's biggest feeling about these European movies is that if Japanese movies say that if you don't agree with each other, you go to school, and Indian movies say that you dance when you don't agree with each other, then European movies definitely mean that you take off your clothes when you don't agree with each other.

Although Shen Er himself has made such complaints before, it is the first time for him to watch European movies in such a concentrated and large batch.

At the same time, Shen Er found out that his previous complaints were really right!

Because the grading standards of each country are different, it is really difficult for Shen Er to convey the details of these movies with specific descriptions.

But there is no doubt that the North American R-rated movies that everyone is familiar with are the younger brothers in front of these demons dancing.

Close-ups of those indescribable organs in the shot are commonplace in European movies.

At the same time, Shen Er also discovered a pattern, probably because European countries are not very important, and the pattern of European films is generally small.

The so-called film art is also inseparable from the little things between men and women.

While visiting film festivals, Shen Er was approached more than once by European film directors or producers, and asked him whether the glasses-free 3D + vibration technology could authorize them, because they wanted to make large-scale erotic [sè] films.

This made Shen Er think of the erotic film "Love 3D" that was screened at the Cannes Film Festival in his previous life, and it was also in 3D format.

It is said that the people queuing up to buy tickets on the day of the movie's premiere were comparable to the Chinese Spring Festival travel train station, and even the movie was delayed for half an hour because of too many audiences.

Of course, these European guys are not the first batch of filmmakers to apply to Shen Er for 3D technology cooperation, and hope to apply this to erotic [sè] movies.

When I was in Shanghai before, a director from HK approached Shen Er, hoping to use 3D technology to shoot a Chinese classic literary work "Golden [jīn] Ping Mei".

Although it is not the famous "3D Meat[ròu] Futon", the content of the project is not too different.