Twenty Sided Dice

? After arriving in space, Siegel first asked Star Cable to check the airtightness of the spacecraft. Relying on the skeleton form, Siegel does not need to breathe, and the combination of Myr's energy core and the high-level creation magic circle can also continuously generate air. But it's always a good thing to be able to find these gaps.

The repair work can only be carried out after returning to the main body. Now it is just a projection, and repairing is meaningless. After the inspection, the Star Cable was released from the invisible state, and then quietly suspended in the orbit of the earth's "goblin satellite".

Siegel knew there were some goblins who looked into space with telescopes, and they looked for opportunities to deploy space weapons and study the weaknesses of other goblin nations' satellites. Star Cable also needs to observe and record this planet to lay the foundation for subsequent teleportation. The more familiar the place, the higher the success rate of teleportation. This kind of mobility advantage that the goblin does not have is still to be mastered.

After a full day in the air, Siegel took his next move. Casting through the core of the star cable, Siegel casts a "mirage" spell, forming a large section of gleaming goblin text in the air.

"Master, there are many grammatical errors in the text you sent, do you need me to correct it for you?" Xing Suo's voice seemed to have a hint of a smile.

"Oh no, I did it on purpose," Siegel explained. "I'll revise it slowly and make sure the goblins see the process."

"not understand."

Siegel scratched his head and could only try to explain: "This makes us seem not very smart. The goblins are very warlike and sensitive, and if they think we are an absolute threat, they will choose war. Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang, You're going to hurt. I'm doing my last to see if there's a way to avoid war."

"Master, are you afraid of war, like I would shiver?" Xing Suo asked one question after another.

"I'm not afraid, I just don't like it, just like you see the dirty air that destroys the living environment of animals." Siegel patiently educated Xingsuo: "I would rather use war as a last resort."

The images placed on the canopy were quickly discovered by the goblins, and the grammatical errors in them made the goblins laugh and laugh. However, every once in a while, some errors will be corrected. It's like a spaceship in the sky is constantly learning. After about a day, all the grammar and wording were correct and the meaning of the text was very clear.

"We are Zentraedi, scouting the spaceship of the Expedition Force. It is great to see that there are other creatures in the universe. We have no malice, and hope to communicate, exchange and learn. If you allow, please send a signal and arrange A landing spot. I will interview you. 2."

The last number 2 makes the goblins puzzled. If it is 23333, they can understand it directly. Several goblin powers with nuclear power launched emergency consultations and decided to give the aliens a chance to let them land first.

"Find a place where there are no goblins, aim bullets at him, cannonballs and rockets at him, and aim nuclear warheads at him!" The goblin boss said in a high-pitched and excited voice: "It can be considered to have found an alien! Let him see us Awesome!"

"This is the reconnaissance ship of the advance fleet, and there may be a large force in the follow-up."

"Fuck off, you believe this! If this isn't the alien's strongest spacecraft, it's impossible for them to send out this kind of mission!" a dark-brown-skinned goblin said loudly: "If you can get the Zentraedi technology. Then we can colonize the universe!"

A bald goblin said grimly: "What about the attack on the purple crystal? Many nuclear warheads are used there. Would you like to pause for a while, lest the Zentraedi know the secrets of our weapons."

"It's okay to pause for a while and reduce it to one a week. Maybe we can make Zoff think we're out of strength, and they'll send someone out to scout." The straight, thick tongue tried to articulate clearly: "Since the bombing of Amethyst, not a single Zof has appeared. What a loss is this? I told you a long time ago that such tactics are meaningless."

"Hmph. If it wasn't for a problem with your research camp that caused Zoff to realize that their companions had been made into a youth potion, how could it have caused the following incident?" The dark-brown-skinned goblin had the loudest voice, and he stood directly on the table. Waving a cigar like a big stick: "Stop everything else, let the Zentraedi land, and try their fineness! Who is for, who is against?"

"Yes, let him land on Sashima Island. Anyway, because of the earthquake a while ago, there was a nuclear power leak there, which just emptied a large space." The bald goblin said.

"Yes, but it takes time to mobilize troops and warheads on the island. Only two countries can do this." The female goblin laughed, looking at the dark brown goblin and the silent goblin.

The two goblins looked at each other and nodded tacitly.

Siegel waited in space, teaching Xingsuo some offensive and defensive stances. Use illusion to demonstrate how to avoid and strike during flight, and how to use electromagnetic weapons with maximum efficiency.

"Actually, what I said is not guaranteed to be correct, because I am a creature with two hands and two legs, and I use swords and spells more often." Siegel said: "What kind of martial arts is suitable for your physical condition? Practice slowly, don't be afraid of making mistakes, just keep summarizing good experiences and correcting mistakes to make progress. When I first learned to use a long sword, I once slashed to the ground and shook my wrist. hurt."

"Master was also weak?" Xing Suo asked happily.

Although I don't know why Xing Suo is happy about this question, it is a good phenomenon to feel that she is in a positive mood most of the time.

"When everyone is weak, everyone needs to grow up, and so do you." Siegel said: "Although you were born big, although you have powerful strike power and mobility, you must remember that only Only through continuous progress and learning can you experience the joy of life. Growth and change are the most important parts of life, and the strength of the body is the foundation, followed by the strength of the soul and the fullness of wisdom. Remember, never be arrogant.”

"Okay, I remember." Xing Suo said forcefully.

The way the goblins responded to the message was very interesting. They mobilized hundreds of large searchlights to form a light array, and when it was dark, they turned on and off regularly to form goblin symbols and shoot them into the air. Maybe they also used other means, like wireless communication or something. Unfortunately, Siegel has not yet figured out how to make their communication tools. Although he has read a lot of books on electronics, he is still far from making a product that can be used.

It was Xingsuo who discovered the goblin's communication, and her global vision was much stronger than Siegel's. "Master, master, they want us to go down!"

"Is it an invitation or a request." Siegel put down the pen and paper, and he was optimizing the firing sequence of Xingsuo's electromagnetic guns during the battle.

"I'm afraid it's a request. I didn't see any polite words from it." Xing Suo's voice was a little unhappy: "Goblin only has two polite words, please and please, this time I didn't use it."

"It is estimated that they will waste this opportunity." Siegel scratched his head: "It doesn't matter, this is what I expected anyway. Send them a signal and say that they will land in their designated area at noon tomorrow."

This gave the goblins more than ten hours of preparation time, not only the army and politicians, but also many goblin media broadcasting the news rushed to the scene to witness the "Miracle Day of the Earth" together. They have finally determined that there is a habitable planet outside the earth, and the goblin's claw will surely set foot on the sea of ​​stars and go to the infinite deep space!

On December 12, 2008 of the Goblin Calendar, the Star Cable slowly landed on the open space designated by Sashima. With no streamlined body, no propellers or jets, or even any external power components in sight, the huge spaceship gently touched the ground like a feather. The Anti-Gravity Circle is a technology beyond the reach of goblins, and it feels like magic to them. The constantly changing shell of the Illusion of Light makes the goblins envious, and a strong possessiveness spreads in their hearts.

"Look, there is something like a cannon on his shell, that long tube that is hidden." The goblin leaders watched through live broadcast, and the second-class goblin researchers continued to present their own research reports for the superior goblins. decision making. "There isn't any transparent structure, and no radar or probe-like structures are visible, so it's not clear how Zentraedi detects its surroundings."

"In other words, they may not be able to spy on our communication system?" the dark brown goblin asked: "Is Starnet safe? If Zentraedi affects Starnet, can we defend and counterattack?"

"At present, there is no evidence that the Zentraedi is connected to the star network, and all detections have found nothing abnormal." The goblin researcher said: "We will closely monitor the status of the star network and all other communication networks. Signs of intrusion will be reported immediately."

"Report, report, you can't do anything other than report!" The bald goblin slammed the table hard, his muscular upper body looked very powerful. "There's no sign of this, there's no sign of that, so how did he learn our language? Could it be that he could learn it when he was in outer space? There's nothing wrong with our satellites?"

"Uh~www.readwn.com~ Many countries have launched satellites, many of which are not within our monitoring range, and we don't know the situation. For example, a red star country..." The goblin researchers are trembling, for fear that the superior goblins will get angry: " Maybe the mistake didn't happen with us."

The dark-brown goblin narrowed his eyes and sneered twice: "Are you sure it's his satellite that's the problem?"

The female goblin wanted to speak, but was stopped by the bald goblin first: "Now is not the time to find trouble for a Red Star Nation, you can clean him up when you come back. And there is a possibility that Zentraedi people have been to Earth long ago, Some of them may be lurking among us, and some countries may be traitors to the earth, their accomplices!"

The idea was obviously more liked by the dark brown goblin, who was already staring at the world map to see which countries might be traitors and accomplices. The female goblin finally found the opportunity and said, "Stupid, didn't I see Zentraedi constantly improving grammar errors when sending texts? If they had come to Earth long ago, wouldn't they have learned it long ago?"

"Maybe they are trying to mislead us to think so," the silent goblin said rarely, "It's not simple, it's not simple..." To be continued.