Two Dimensional Rescuer Demon King

I looked around and saw that everyone was sitting in distress, including Liu Xu. Iluka felt that he was respected as a teacher, so he opened the roster, name by name.

"Donggong Tetsuo (Japanese army soldier during the Anti-Japanese War), Ugly Island Good Meat (famous coser), Ono sister (sent to Tang ambassador, male "sex")!"

"Shirio Shinya (painting supervisor of the animation swaying lily), Inuyang Takeshi (Prime Minister), Inoguchi Toshihei (the last Captain of the Musashi)!"

"Han live in mustard seeds (yy), chrysanthemum (yy) in Shiri, my wife Shinji (housing agency, real name)!"

"Hahaha..." Everyone was calm when they heard the names pronounced by Iruka, except for one person, "Hahahaha..."

Japanese names are all too funny, except for the top twelve, basically there is no normal one, especially when Liu Xu heard the name of my wife Shinji, he thought to this buddy, he would probably look for it all his life If you don't have a wife, you can only die alone!

"Naruto!" Iluka snapped the roll-up list on the table, and looked at Liu Xu who was smiling forward and backward, and said angrily: "Do you have any comments on the school arrangement?"

He didn't think about the name issue for a while, because everyone's reaction was normal!

Except for Liu Xu, no one in the room felt that the name Iluka just read was a bit of a laugh, but Liu Xu had no resistance to these surnames like "Go to bed, my grandson, Zhukou..." and smiled " Urine is about to collapse.

The four loli also paused the "series" and looked at Liu Xu one after another. They also didn't understand why he had such a reaction, but as the saying goes, the beauty in the eyes of the lover is exactly this kind of difference that is deeply attracted. Looking at these young loli who are not deep in the world.

"What's wrong with Naruto-kun?" Hyuga Hinata asked in a low voice.

"Do you think it's going to be the upper and lower head (?), Xi Rihong is Zhong Ren." Tian Tian looked nervous.

"Naruto-kun, do you want me to give you artificial respiration?" Yamanaka Ino looked eager to try.

"Ino, are you an idiot? You are not drowning!" Haruno Sakura relentlessly mocked.

Liu Xu also realized that his reaction was a bit big, but he asked him to admit it in full view, not to mention that there was no door, it was no crack in the window.

A man just wants to be stretched, even if he is caught in the bed, he will not change his face, not to mention the gaze of others.

Liu Xu coughed and said loudly: "Teacher Iruka, the school grouping has been fully considered, so I have no objection to the grouping."

After listening to Liu Xu's words, Iluka's expression eased.

"But..." Liu Xu turned around and continued: "Those names are so funny that they are so funny? Hahaha..."

The audience was speechless.

His speech like a turning point directly caused the needle to fall in the entire classroom.

"Baga! I want to fight you!" Donggong Tetsuo jumped up.

"Are you sure?" Liu Xu looked at him with a smile.

"I'm sure..." Under Liu Xu's gaze, Tonomiya Tetsuo's voice became smaller and smaller. Thinking of the tragic way Sasuke Uchiha was beaten, he could only brace his face, "I don't know what you are."

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Although ninjutsu physique is not Liu Xu's opponent, when it comes to literacy, many soy sauce parties who were counterattacked by Liu Xu's **** at the tail of the crane during the graduation exam have risen.

"My name is my father, my grandson Yamei, a famous contemporary poet, who personally took it. He read ancient books all over the place, thought about it, bathed for three days, prayed to God, and finally took my grandson so smart for me. The name, everyone said that this name is very good! Even Naruto Master, on many important occasions, will mention the name'My grandson is so smart'..."

"Your father is a wet person?" Liu Xu didn't believe that someone in this world could be more "wet" than him. He hesitated and said with a smile: "It just so happens that I am also a wet person. Why don't we compare, who is wetter?"

"Just do you want to compare with my father?" My grandson was so clever and contemptuously said, "Huh, beat me first."

"Okay!" Liu Xu said with a smile.

"Listen well, I'm in the shanglian, and you are in the shanglian." My grandson stood up from the table so cleverly, he enjoyed the feeling of being the focus of everyone's attention.

"Yes." Liu Xu said nothing.

My grandson is so clever thinking for a while, and said: "Boys, girls, poor scholars, endless lives!"

"Good sentence!"

"My grandson is so smart, you are amazing!"

Go. Bed Meiye and Zhukou Duoshi, the two companions who were in a group with my grandson so cleverly, cheered for him.

Liu Xu glanced at the four little Lori around him, and smiled: "First love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to leave!"

"Papa...Papa..." The four little Lori was pretty blush, but still clapped loudly for her.

My grandson is so clever and loudly said: "Red rice and pumpkin soup, my wife is a group of children."

Liu Xuchao's four daughters blinked and said, "Red rice is the best soup, the children are a wife and a gang."

My grandson is so clever not to give Liu Xu and four little loli time to flirt, and continue: "Jinsha River, Jialing River, Heilongjiang, Jiangjiang can vote!"

"Home building, Ninja building, Hokage building, building can jump!" Liu Xu opened his mouth.

My grandson is so smart. He has already seen sweat on his forehead at this time. He was frightened by Liu Xu’s eagerness. You must know that his Shanghai League is usually seen from his father. Many of them are only due to his father’s long thoughts. It came out, and it is not as neat as Liu Xu.

"Forget it, you'd better take out your father's masterpiece!" Liu Xu Niu said coaxingly.

"This is what you'forced' me, listen carefully." My grandson is so clever and solemnly said: "My father's poem is the widely circulated "Crossing Half of the Continent to Sleep with You"."

"Puff!" Liu Xu was drinking the water handed over every day, hearing the name of the wonderful poem, couldn't help spraying it.

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