Two Dimensional Rescuer Demon King

Shen Meizhuang vaguely felt that Liu Xu was indeed such a man.

Liu Xu finally couldn't help it, and walked over and said: "You speak carefully!"

The fortune teller took a closer look and said with a smile: "It seems that the old way of speaking is true, your face is consistent with the eight characters, and you are guilty of peach blossoms."

Shen Meizhuang looked at Liu Xu carefully and said with a chuckle: "He was right, you are a badass who attracts women."

Liu Xu ignored Shen Meizhuang and said to the fortune teller: "Don't "force" me to expose you!"

The fortune-teller smiled slightly, not looking at Liu Xu, looking at Shen Meizhuang, and said: "The poor way looks at this gentleman's face, and he has already thought of the method of resolving phase and restraint. Since gold and fire restrain each other, and fire produces soil and earth produces gold, it only takes a hundred years of peach The soil under the tree is put into pomegranate wood utensils soaked in water, and placed in the bedroom when you are in the house. After three years, it can be resolved. As long as you use it for another three years, the two will inevitably be happy. The whole family is healthy and wealthy."

Shen Meizhuang blushed when she heard the word "Xing. Fang". Of course, modern people rarely use this word, except in TV dramas or novels, but it doesn't need to mean that they don't know. Many people know this word. represents what.

Liu Xu asked with a sneer: "We can't make this thing. We need to spend money to buy it?"

The fortune-teller shook his head and said, "If you are sincere, you will be good. If you are not sincere, it will be useless to spend more money. If you don't believe it, just leave, I won't take any money."

Shen Meizhuang hesitated. In her opinion, it is better to spend money to buy peace of mind than anything.

Even if it's fake, it's just a loss of some money, but if it's real, it's better.

Liu Xu looked at the fortune-teller and said with a sneer: "I can be considered half a fellow, then I will count your life!"

The fortune-teller said frankly: "Please give advice from fellow Taoists."

"You have a son and two daughters. Your eldest daughter died 15 years ago, your son died five years ago, and you have a second daughter alive, right?"

"Yes." The fortune-teller's eyes sharpened.

"You were widowed three years ago, right?"

"Yes." The fortune teller remained calm.

"You have a heart attack and have been hit hard in the head. You should have occasional headaches, right?"

"Right." The fortune-teller's face changed slightly.

"Adding all your assets together, it's about 700,000 yuan; you want to marry a woman, but the other party disagrees. Right?"

The fortune teller nodded blankly, and sweat appeared on his forehead.

"You got a serious illness ten years ago and almost died! You offended a high official five years ago and fled here!"

"Stop talking!" The fortune-teller stood up in horror, subconsciously trying to escape, but after only a step, he stopped, and then "showed" a smile that was uglier than crying.

"I admit it! I didn't expect to meet a fellow man! I don't know what your intentions are, but I went to my house to find out my details." The fortune teller admitted defeat.

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Now it was Liu Xu's turn to gain the upper hand. He smiled slightly and said: "You tell her how did you figure out that she is destined to be rich and wealthy, and there is a lack of marriage."

The fortune teller answered honestly: "She is wearing a Chanel dress and carrying ancient Chi treasures in her hand. She is well maintained, and of course she is rich."

"Your sister!" Liu Xu didn't expect this fortune teller to even understand famous clothing brands. These years, even those who play feudal superstitions are advancing with the times.

Shen Meizhuang couldn't laugh or cry, but he didn't expect that was the reason.

"Then how do you know her marriage is lacking?"

"She is so old that you are so much older, and the eyes she sees at you can even be seen by a blind man. The two are not upright lovers, she is naturally lacking in marriage." The fortune teller said

Shen Meizhuang blushed and turned to not look at Liu Xu. Although she had made up her mind a long time ago, she still felt ashamed when she was said to her face to face.

"How do you know that she is not married?" Liu Xu asked.

"There is a lack of marriage, it can be said that she lacks a partner; it can also be said that she lacks affection in marriage, and it can also be said that she lacks the conditions for marriage, and even lacks children." The fortune teller said one.

Liu Xu didn't expect that there were so many doorways here, so he continued to ask: "Then how do you know that I am guilty of peach blossom?"

"A man shopping with five women, isn't it a fate, what is peach blossom?" The fortune teller said naturally.

"Have you seen us long ago?" This answer made Liu Xu dumbfounded.

"The six of you are so conspicuous, I don't think it will work if you don't see it." The fortune teller became more calm as he spoke.

Liu Xu said to Shen Meizhuang: "See? He just lied to you."

Shen Mei Zhuang resisted the shame, and asked the fortune teller: "Is it true that the horoscopes you said are incompatible with gold and fire?"

The fortune teller immediately said: "If you give it to anyone who understands Bazi, you will come to the same conclusion. I have studied Bazi for many years, and there will be no mistake!"

"Well, can that really be resolved?" Shen Meizhuang glanced at Liu Xu, and blushed again when he remembered the word "OK. Fang", even more charming.

When the fortune teller was about to answer, Liu Xu snorted coldly and said, "Old way, you have to think about it clearly."

The fortune-teller "touched" and "touched" his beard, his face expressionless, he glanced at the birth dates of the two people again, and said calmly: "The two are indeed against each other, but I was eager to'fight' just now and was bewildered by the money. I missed the calculation of the year post. One of the two year posts is pomegranate wood and the other is a large forest tree, which happens to be two trees into a forest. The couple are birds of the same forest, and the two are a natural pair. I said just now, the two It is the gold that overcomes the fire, and the wood makes the fire. This pair of trees becomes a forest to help the fire burn. It matches with Wangjin and presents the appearance of real gold. As long as they can survive the initial hardships, the two will surely become pure gold. In pairs."

Shen Meizhuang was very surprised and said, "Thank you, Master."

Liu Xu knew immediately that the eight-character Nianzhu could not be wrong, but the conclusion must be half true and half false. Anyway, fortune tellers are best at playing with words.

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