Two Dimensional Rescuer Demon King

Liu Xu chuckled softly: "Do you often suffer from insomnia, and you have already lost your morning erection?"

Zhang Bao lowered his head and didn't speak, which was regarded as a default.

Liu Xu chuckled softly: "Don't be afraid, I will tell you how to restore your morning erection, 15 grams of antler, 60 grams of yam "medicine", and one kilogram of liquor. Soak the antler and yam "medicine" in the wine. Seal and soak for more than seven days, three times a day, a small cup at a time, and run ten laps in the morning every morning, and then increase the amount according to the exercise time. When you can’t sleep at night, you can also run ten laps to ensure that you will not suffer from insomnia and dreams. As for watching a small movie and wanting to play, you also go to run laps, or you will stop it later."

During the time of Jianyu, the Queen of Runner was killed. Liu Xu accompanied Zeng Jing to travel around the mountains and water. When he was boring, he also asked Zeng Jing to find books for him to pass the time. As a result, Zeng Jing found either martial arts secrets or a hospital. books……

The others are gone.

Zeng Jing knows that Liu Xu doesn't look at Jingshi Ziji. From his words and deeds, he can see that, in Liu Xu's own words, he is completely an "angry youth."

All Liu Xu's traditional Chinese medicine is absolutely leveraged, whether in theory or practice. He is in the world of Jianyu and has a nickname: "Undead Doctor"!

Liu Xu's remarks shocked Zhang Bao, and the students in the audience all smiled scornfully.

Liu Xu patted Zhang Bao and said, "Okay, let's go on. Finally, I will send you a word, don't be cruel to yourself. For the rest of your life, you can only watch others crush fresh cabbage under your body, but you can only play with your own. toy."

After speaking, Liu Xu glanced at a girl and said, "You, come up."

When the girl saw Liu Xu let her go up, she was afraid that Liu Xu would embarrass her like Zhang Bao, so she didn't go up.

Liu Xu couldn't help but looked directly from a distance, and finally said, "You came here yesterday, right?"

The girl closed her mouth in surprise.

Liu Xu continued: "You have menstrual pain, and it hurts terribly."

The girl was even more surprised.

Liu Xu said: "Tell you, after the menstruation is over, take one red date, and then take another one after the eldest aunt leaves next month. I promise you will not have menstrual pain within two years."

Everyone looked at each other, wondering if what Liu Xu said was true.

Liu Xu looked at these ten people and said, "You students, take ignorance as fun, and take the Western medicine as the savior. Although the Western medicine is better than the Chinese medicine in some aspects, but if So you abandon the "medicine" that has been circulating for thousands of years. That is your sorrow. Tell you, a good Chinese medicine doctor can easily make millions in a month."

Everyone coveted Liu Xu, but Liu Xu looked at the list and said, "Now, I call those students who skipped classes one by one, and I will diagnose each one when I come, let you see what is real. Chinese medicine."

Liu Xu started hitting the students on the dot list one by one, and then diagnosed them one by one.

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These students usually do not exercise often, and boys also have the habit of watching small movies, so most of them are not physically good. Sometimes some girls have a relationship with boys at a young age. Now they are in college and they are even more experienced. , Liu Xu reminded them not to indulge, and talked about some exercises and diet therapy.

All of this made the group of students who used ignorance as interesting to blow up the pot. They all said a new teacher came to diagnose the students, and all the students in the class were told by him.

In the end, even the students and teachers of the Western Medicine Department were alarmed.

By the time Liu Xu had finished a class, the number of the 76th in the class had been counted, and they all looked at each other, obviously being scared by Liu Xu.

The outside of the classroom is even more crowded with students, making the students sitting in the classroom feel more faceted.

Liu Xu looked around the students below and said, "I will teach you this first lesson today. If you are willing to learn in the future, please come to my lesson on time. If you don’t want to, I’m not reluctant. If you skip class, I won’t deduct your credits. Finally, I’m introducing myself. My name is Liu Xu. I’m a teacher in class, and I’m a **** after class. If there are any seeds in the future, it’s no problem to share them."

Originally, these students were not very old, and they were almost a few years old from Liu Xu, so they can be said to be of the same age. Now that Liu Xu said, the following are all fried, and that Zhang Bao, who Liu Xu said was ten years old The classmate immediately yelled: "Teacher, I have the latest six-parts of Piao Nimark, leave the mailbox, and I will give you the seed."

As soon as Zhang Bao said this, everyone in the class focused on him. Liu Xu had just said that he had kidney deficiency, and now he said that he had Penny’s seeds. It seems that he is really a master of ten years old!

After a period of silence, there was a loud laughter.

Liu Xu smiled and walked out of the classroom first. He looked at the western medicine department students standing outside. He smiled kindly and said: "If you want to listen to the Chinese medicine department in the future, even though Come."

This group of students are all scattered, for fear that Liu Xu will also arrange a disease such as kidney deficiency and dysmenorrhea.

After all these students left, Liu Xu was about to leave, and suddenly a shout came from behind: "Mr. Liu."

Liu Xu turned his head and took a look, his eyes lit up.

I saw a female teacher wearing a black "color" shirt and a white "color" one-step skirt standing in front of him. The female teacher was holding a textbook in her hand, and Gao Ting's nose was driving a high myopia. A good one, silk stockings on the calf, a pair of black high-heeled shoes on the foot, dressed up as a teacher who is very expressive and confusing.

The female teacher walked up to Liu Xu with a smile and said, "I am Zhu Songhua, a teacher in the Western Medicine Department, hello."

Zhu Songhua?

Liu Xu frowned. Isn't Zhu Songhua a primary school teacher who has become popular online for sharing selfies for a long time? How did you pass through the teacher of the Western "Medicine" department of Chengmadu University?

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