Type-Moon, but the Servant is Tom

Just thinking about his previous behavior of holding up his skirt to attack Spike in order to get the wig back, Gudazi couldn't help but want to give himself a big slap.

Now it's better, not only can't get the wig back, but now even the only 900 points I have are gone.

If we could go back to that time, Gudazi's first choice of weapon would undoubtedly be Cu Chulainn. There would be no losses at all by wielding Cu Chulainn to attack.

"Didn't I tell you! You took the skirt off my butt." Cu Chulainn said aggrievedly. At the same time, he turned his back to Gudazi and pointed at his butt with his finger.

A piece of cloth about the size of a palm was obviously missing from Cu Chulainn's pants.

Obviously, when Gudazi pulled off the skirt that was stuck to Cu Chulain's butt, he accidentally tore off a small piece of Cu Chulain's pants, so that his pink and red embroidered A's boxers can be seen.

To be honest, Cu Chulainn is very desperate now, and his return rate must have reached 100%.

No, it's probably 100% lower, it should be 1000%!

"I'm not talking about you bitch, I'm talking about that bitch Schrödinger!" Gudazi said angrily, continuing to look sadly at his lower body without a skirt.

After hearing what Gudazi said, Cu Chulainn suddenly realized and said, "Oh, I thought you were talking about this bitch like me...?"

It's just... halfway through, he always felt that something was wrong.

He always felt like, was he being scolded?

No, being scolded is not the point. The point is why when I hear Gudazi talking about shit, I feel so anxious that he is talking about me? !

"Then what should we do now, senior? Do you want to go back and look for it?"

"Go back? Are you kidding? It's too dangerous." In response to Matthew's suggestion, Gudazi shook her head decisively. She didn't want to run into Schrödinger when she went back to look for her free whore sheet. With.

If he meets Schrödinger again this time, Gudazi feels that he will really be able to send it this time.

No, it’s not just a feeling, but I will definitely send it!

"If you don't go back, what should you do with the prostitutes?"

"Huhuhu~, don't worry~." Gudazi crossed his arms on his chest and laughed confidently and calmly.

Seeing Gudazi's confident smile, although Ma Xiu always felt that she would lose her temper, she was still quite surprised, "Huh? Senior, have you already thought of what to do?"

"That's right." After saying that, Gudazi stretched his fingers to Cu Chulainn, who was covering the leak on his butt, and said with a proud face, "The method is yours, Cu Chulainn!"

Hearing Gudazi talking about himself, Cu Chulainn pointed at himself with his index finger in confusion, "Huh? Are you talking about me?"

Walking in front of Cu Chulainn, Gudazi gently put his hand on Cu Chulainn's shoulder, and said with a soft smile, "That's right, don't you have a white prostitution slip? Hand it over~ .”

Chapter 170 Is Bai Song a pervert? Probably not!

She remembered very clearly that at that time, she strategically and permanently borrowed the white prostitution scroll from the little girl's hands without the little girl's 'volunteer'.

A passerby gave his free whore ticket to the little girl so that the little girl would not have to wait in line again.

However, in such a heartwarming scene, Cu Chulainn, the big bad guy, cruelly snatched the little girl's newly obtained free prostitution scroll from the hands of the little girl!

Although this thing is called a free whoring scroll, it cannot be obtained from someone else's hands.

Such a hateful Cu Chulainn has no right to continue to have this free prostitution scroll!

And he who so gentlemanly lent the free whore scroll to the little girl 'voluntarily' permanently is naturally the one who is qualified to own the free whore scroll.

Hearing Gudazi's words, Cu Chulainn felt relieved. He thought he was going to be sold just now, but he ended up getting a broken card, which made him worry in vain.

"Oh, what did I think? Just take it."

After saying that, Cu Chulainn casually took out the white whoring roll from his trouser pocket and handed it to Gudazi very calmly, as if he had treated the money as dirt, extremely cool and unrestrained!

"Okay!" Gudazi was also very pleased to see Cu Chulainn being so open-minded.

Since it was so satisfying to even ask him to hand over the prostitution papers, Cu Chulainn must have gradually begun to realize what a good savior he is. Gudazi thought Cu Chulainn was good like this.

Even if Cu Chulainn needs to be sold in the future, he will definitely be so open-minded.

"Cu Chulainn, you are so itchy!" Gudazi patted Cu Chulainn's shoulder with one hand, then rubbed his own hands, and took the white whoring scroll directly from Cu Chulainn's hand. .

"Aha!" After getting the free prostitution ticket, Gudazi couldn't wait to sign up for the competition.

However, just after Gudazi clicked to complete the registration for the event, she suddenly noticed the number of points in the upper right corner, and her pupils suddenly shrank.

I saw that the points number was ‘0’!

"Where are the points? Where did the points you won go?!" Gudazi turned around in confusion and looked at Cu Chulainn who continued to cover his butt.

Hearing this, Cu Chulainn scratched his head and didn't quite understand why Gudazi asked, "Huh? How can I get any points? I lost them all in the previous competition among miscellaneous cultivators."

"Wait... you actually won by betting on red a before?" Gudazi seemed to realize something, and immediately looked at Cu Chulainn with an unbelievable look.

She couldn't understand what Cu Chulainn was thinking. He actually bet on the red a to win. Isn't this just giving away points?

Obviously, Red A has no chance of winning. How could a warehouse manager and Chaldean chef defeat Schrödinger's cat?

"Huh? He is a teammate, of course I have to bet on him to win..." Halfway through the words, Cu Chulainn seemed to realize something, and suddenly looked at Gudazi's face in shock, "Wait a minute Wait, you didn’t bet on the enemy to win, right?!”

Facing Cu Chulainn's shocked question, Gudazi said very confidently, "Yes, it is obvious that Schrödinger's cat will definitely win. If you don't bet on it to win, will you become a money-splitting boy?"

"Is he really your servant? Do you really not wish him well at all?" Cu Chulainn took a breath. He really couldn't understand Gudazi's brain circuit.

"What does this have to do with whether I hope for his good or not? I was already going to be defeated. Do I have to lose another 100 points? Obviously, making good use of the last remaining value of red a is the right answer, right?"

Gudazi spread his right hand, not caring at all how powerful his words were in the heart of the young...elder Cu Chulainn.

"Tsk. If this happens, this free whoring coupon will be useless. Let's get one later."

This free whoring coupon does not even have the most basic 100 points. It is already pure electronic waste. It is better to find a place to get another free whoring coupon later. In this way, there will be at least 100 initial points. .

After saying this, Gudazi made a move to throw the white whoring scroll in his hand to the ground.

And just when Gudazi was about to take action, Siegfried's voice suddenly came from the door of the building.

"I'm sorry, I want to remind you that the free prostitution card that has been declared for the activity will be bound by default. If you throw away this card and replace it with another one at this time, you will no longer be able to sign up for any activities."

Hearing Siegfried's words, Gudazi, who was about to throw the white prostitution scroll to the ground... stopped dead in his tracks.

Thinking back to the free whoring coupon with a balance of 900, and then looking at this free whoring coupon that was defeated by Cu Chulainn, Gudazi's eyes darkened, and he almost fainted.

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On the other side, Bai Song was rushing towards his little electric donkey.

Bai Song's current mood could be said to be extremely high. If he weren't worried about being suspected of being crazy by passers-by, he would even want to shout "Wuhu" on the street.

Although the original goal, that is, the main goal of getting his battery back, was not achieved, Bai Song was not disappointed at all at this time.

The reason is very simple. This time it can be said to be a bumper harvest. First, a total of 24 Noble Phantasms were obtained from Hong A. Although they were knock-off versions, they were also low-quality Noble Phantasms with a plastic texture.

But, just tell me whether it is a Noble Phantasm or not.

And the harvest just now is not only these 24 fake Noble Phantasms, but also two genuine Noble Phantasms, namely Cu Chulainn's red spear and Mashu's large shield.

There are also two things that are not considered gains. It is difficult to evaluate whether Gudazi's hair and Gudazi's skirt can be regarded as gains.

I don't know why, but Bai Song always felt that he was somewhat hentai after accepting these two items.

Just thinking about it, Bai Song felt a chill, and could only forcefully convince himself that he just had a collecting habit, and was definitely not sexually interested in collecting Gudazi's items.

And while Bai Song was thinking about all these miscellaneous things crazily in his mind, there was a billboard on his way forward.

But Bai Song didn't notice anything about this.

"state!!!"

"Ouch!" Bai Song screamed out as he felt the critical blow to his face.

"It hurts, it hurts...what is it?" Bai Song loosened the leash of Spike's dog, and quickly rubbed his body which looked handsome to him but might not look good to others. Handsome face.

After feeling that the pain on his face was gone, Bai Song opened his eyes and looked forward, wanting to see what exactly hit him.

"Tour of 'AUO Super Luxury Seaside Park' Hot Passion Masters Competition?"

Chapter 171 I am a fool!!!

The first time he saw this billboard, although Bai Song subconsciously read the title on the billboard.

But in fact, it was not the title that caught his eye, but something else.

Bai Song touched the body of the billboard with his hand and carefully felt the uneven surface of the billboard. His technique was very skillful, as if he was stroking something soft.

"...Did I hit it so hard?" Touching the dimple that was exactly the same shape as his own face, Bai Song's face turned dark and he touched his face again.

I saw that on this billboard, a human face was printed on it because of the impact he just had. It was very angular, and even the smallest details like the eyebrows were perfectly reproduced on this billboard.

If an uninformed person saw it, they might think it was deliberately carved by a performance artist.

Bai Song was very puzzled. He was obviously just an ordinary person. An ordinary person who was so normal that he couldn't be more normal could actually produce such an effect when he bumped into a billboard.

"QQ!" Bai Song tentatively tapped the billboard a few times with his index finger knuckle, and got a crisp sound, just like tapping a normal billboard.

After hearing the crisp sound, Bai Song was even more confused, "Yes, it's hard, not soft?"

Although he didn't understand what was going on, Bai Song decisively took out the camera he had gotten from Jerry before and took a photo as a souvenir. This is what people with a collecting habit are like.

After the photo slid down from under the camera like a chicken laying an egg, Bai Song continued to study this magical billboard.

Don't get me wrong, he didn't pay attention to the above content.

As someone who came to this world to save the world, Bai Song had his own unique way of paying attention.

"Could it be that... I'm actually not a normal person?" Bai Song's lower body remained still, his upper body leaned forward closer, and he held his chin with his right hand and thought.

Just like Gudazi, if he remembered correctly, Gudazi had concluded a contract with Mashu, so Gudazi could not be poisoned when he picked up girls (especially Quiet Hassan).

And he also signed a contract with Tom, doesn't it mean that he is also likely to get some cats and dogs from Tom?

Just having such an idea, the more Bai Song thought about it, the more it seemed possible!

Although the way he summoned Tom was completely different from the way Gudazi and Matthew made a contract, but... what if? If he really got Tom's ability, wouldn't he take off immediately?

The best way to find out if you've actually acquired some of Tom or Spike's superpowers is... to be really mean!

Bai Song hesitated for a moment, touched his face that was no longer in pain, and said to himself, "Want to try it?"

He looked around and confirmed that there was no one nearby.

"Just try it!"

Nodding, Bai Song finally made up his mind. It was just one collision. He had already collided once before, and this second time was no less important!

"Hi~ha!" Bai Song took a few steps back, took a few deep breaths, and then sprinted towards the billboard with all his strength!

Bai Song was so fast that he could run 100 meters in only 15 seconds!

But in the period between starting and completely hitting the billboard, there was still enough time for Bai Song to doubt whether he could create a perfect face on the billboard like before.

However, Bai Song still had some doubts in his heart. He subconsciously felt that it might not be possible. He could only say that he hoped it could be done.

While thinking, within a few moments, Bai Song's face hit the billboard head-on!

"Bang!!!" With a crash that was even more violent than the previous unintentional impact, Bai Song's face hit the billboard perfectly!

Then...then Bai Song was bounced away and sat down on the ground due to the reaction force.

"Ouch!!!" Bai Song let out a proud cry of pain, and quickly covered his seriously injured face with both hands. Now he only felt the burning pain on his face, "It hurts... "

"How's it going..." After his face stopped hurting so much, Bai Song looked up at the billboard, only to find that there was nothing new except the previous face mark.

Seeing this, Bai Song's eyes suddenly darkened, "Damn, I'm an idiot!"

He stood up silently, pretending that nothing happened and patted the dust on his butt with his hands.

If you look closely at his face, you can see that not only is his face darkened, but his cheeks are even a little red. This is not caused by a collision, but simply because he feels extremely ashamed of his previous thoughts.

What is the difference between my fantasy that I might have super powers just now and those teenagers with chuunibyou in their second year of middle school? Probably, maybe, probably not.

Anyway, judging from the practice just now, it is absolutely impossible for me to have any superpowers.

If possible, he felt that he was so embarrassed that he could dig out three rooms and one living room with his toes on the ground.

Fortunately, no one noticed my stupid behavior just now, so I didn't have to worry about anyone laughing at me.

However, things are like Murphy's law, I'm really afraid that something will come.

"Ahahahahahaha!!!" Just when Bai Song was comforting his weak heart, a very familiar sound of ridicule came from the side.

Hearing this voice, Bai Song, who was feeling extremely ashamed, suddenly tensed up.

Bai Song decisively turned his head at the speed of light, and looked at the place where the ridicule came from with slightly blushing cheeks in embarrassment.