Uchiha girl, ignites a group pet war in Konoha

Although Yizhen's tricks can scare away 99% of the Uchiha people, there is only one man who can't scare away, that is his teacher, clan leader and current boss, Uchiha Madara.

When this word reached his ears, a trace of anger flashed across Madara's face.

Without saying a word, he rushed into Yizhen's house on the spot to personally verify the authenticity of the rumor.

After kicking open the gold-plated door of Yizhen's house with a "pop", Madara grabbed his collar and threatened:

"I will beat you up now, if you have the guts, go find Hashirama."

Seeing the real boss coming to the door, Yizhen was dumbfounded, trembling with fear like a little chicken, and in a hurry, he didn't call Hashirama anymore but Izuna.

"Ah? No, don't, Mr. Madara, I was wrong! Hashirama, no, Mr. Izuna, help me!"

Seeing Madara approaching step by step, the sandbag-sized fist was about to fall, and Ichijin didn't know whether to hide or not, crying out Izuna's name, hoping that the teacher would come to save his life.

But it would be better if he didn't mention Izuna. As soon as he mentioned Izuna, Madara's face turned black and he pressed Ichijin to the ground without mercy.

If he had only mentioned Hashirama, Ichijin, the unlucky kid, would only be beaten half to death, but now that he mentioned Izuna, he would be completely dead!!!

Ichijin was instantly drowned in Madara's dense fists and feet like raindrops, and he was beaten so hard that he wailed and his buttocks were bruised, and there was no good meat on his body.

"Ahhhhhh spare my life!!!"

That day, Ichijin's screams broke through the sky, alarming every member of the clan.

The passing Uchiha desperately pounded the ground with his hands, laughing so hard that he almost choked.

Qian Dun Yizhen's name had just spread not long ago, but it was destroyed in an instant, becoming the laughing stock of the whole clan and the whole village.

It can be seen from this that although Qian Dun's power is strong, he is not a match for Uchiha Madara.

......

Time slowly drove into August, as if in just a blink of an eye, little Tsunade would grow another year older.

Tsunade's favorite month of the year is August.

In this month, she can eat cake twice, once for herself, and once for Shen Yue.

"Hehe, cake~"

Since being taken to training by the two devils Madara and Tobirama, Tsunade has been banned from eating even her favorite cake!

Even if she tried her best, using all kinds of means such as acting cute and throwing a tantrum, it was useless. If she said she would not give it, she would not give it.

The most cruel thing is that Madara relied on his status as Hokage to coerce and bribe everyone in Konoha not to give Tsunade cake, and even put Hashirama on the restricted list, just to prevent this soft-hearted bastard from secretly giving her cake.

"Grandpa Madara and Grandpa Two are too much. When I grow up, I must teach them a lesson. Humph!"

Thinking of these evil deeds of Madara and Tobirama, Tsunade was furious and vowed to find a chance to unplug the oxygen tubes of the old men when she grows up!

However, although these two devils are hard-hearted, they will also show extra mercy-

Only on Shenyue and her birthday, no matter how much cake Tsunade eats, Madara will not say anything.

When she thought of the soft cake decorated with fruits and sweet cream, Tsunade smiled very happily, her saliva was about to flow down, and her round and chubby face was particularly proud and cute.

"Little Tsunade, happy birthday!"

On Tsunade's birthday, everyone gathered in the Senju clan's mansion. This year's birthday party was even more lively than in previous years.

In addition to familiar faces such as Taoxiang Longshu, the Senju brothers, Shenyue, and Madara, Izuna and Itama also came to celebrate her birthday.

In the corner of the room, gifts were piled up like a mountain, all sent by the five major countries and the major families of Konoha.

August is a good day for Tsunade, but not for the leaders of the major forces in the ninja world. It is simply the annual "wallet slimming month", or more accurately, the day to pay tribute to Konoha every year-

Prepare gifts for Tsunade in early August, and give gifts to Shenyue in mid-August. After this series of moves, the family wealth that the major ninja villages and ninjas have worked hard to save this year is almost emptied!

But Tsunade is not interested in these gifts, mainly because she can't get them.

Tobirama, the black-hearted dead white-haired man, always told her "I'll keep it for you and give it to you when you grow up", and then took away all the gifts.

After Tobirama's heavy screening, of all the gifts, only clothes and toys were finally delivered to Tsunade, and even food was very little.

Fortunately, Tsunade was very happy as long as she had cake to eat.

After finishing two large cakes in a row, Tsunade had eaten herself like a little cat. She patted the table heroically and asked the adults to hurry upGet her another big cake.

Seeing this scene, Madara, who was sitting next to him, couldn't help but twitch his eyebrows a few times, but finally managed to control himself.

It's rare for a child to have a birthday, so let her eat as much as she wants. At most, let her run around Konoha a hundred times tomorrow, no, just run five hundred times.

"Tsunade, here's your birthday present."

Kamizuki handed a fruit to Tsunade, who took the fruit without hesitation and took a big bite, and the sweet feeling instantly filled her mouth.

"Sweet, delicious!"

Tsunade narrowed her eyes in satisfaction, and ate all the remaining fruit in two or three bites, not knowing that what she ate was actually the fruit of the sacred tree.

The fruit quickly took root in Tsunade's small body, adapted well, and began to operate with joy, promoting the evolution and formation of the bloodline.

When she put it on Tsunade, she suddenly felt that her body and eyes were warm and comfortable, and the fatigue accumulated over the past few days was swept away.

"Sister Shenyue, is there any more? I want more!"

Tsunade didn't even want to eat the birthday cake, she just wanted to eat Shenyue's fruit, pulling her sleeves and begging, like a greedy cat.

Shenyue was amused by her appearance, but she didn't explain too much, just smiled and said that you can't eat too much fruit.

"If two saplings grow on a person's body, it will be easy to drain the vitality."

Madara, Tobirama and Izuna heard this and were thoughtful.

That night, Tobirama prepared a large tube of Shenyue cells, waiting for Tsunade to eat the fruit of the sacred tree and inject her.

"I don't want an injection!"

As soon as Tsunade saw the huge syringe flashing with cold light in Tobirama's hand, she was scared to death on the spot, her Sharingan opened, and she ran away without looking back.

But Tobirama also has Sharingan, and he has three magatama Sharingan. In terms of speed, he also has Flying Thunder God Technique. How can Tsunade outrun him?

Before she ran three miles, Tsunade suddenly felt a pain in her neck and her feet were empty. Tobirama instantly appeared behind her, grabbed her collar, and pulled her up like a kitten.

"Help! Grandpa, save me!"

Tsunade screamed miserably, but Tobirama was unmoved. Almost at the same time as Tsunade called for help, he had already injected the needle into her body and stuffed a candy into her mouth.

Tsunade chewed the candy instinctively, and the sweetness spread on the tip of her tongue. When she thought of resisting and running away, Tobirama had already finished the injection.

"Ah, I don't feel any pain?"

Tsunade touched her arm in confusion. It was completely different from the expected tingling. She only felt warm on her body.

This strange feeling suddenly made her feel impulsive. Almost instinctively, she stretched out her right hand and gently waved it towards the empty ground beside her. A small branch quickly grew and spread.

"It's done!"

Tobirama exclaimed excitedly, and his face showed an unconcealable surprise. He hugged Tsunade tightly and murmured:

"It's not easy. Finally, there is a Senju who can use Wood Release!"

But as soon as he said this, he was stunned, and the expression on his face instantly became very complicated-

He actually selectively forgot that Nagarjuna had long since left the Senju clan, and Tsunade had nothing to do with the Senju clan...

Maybe, should, probably, Tsunade now takes her mother's surname...

Tobirama frowned, and his inner struggle and helplessness intertwined into a complex network. In the end, he comforted himself:

No matter what, Tsunade is the granddaughter of my eldest brother!

In the current ninja world, everyone privately calls Tsunade "Kamizuki Princess Second Generation". In this way, Tsunade, who has awakened dual bloodlines, has lived up to this title.

After all, Kanoko and Momoka have never planned to have a second child. Although the elders on both sides have taken turns to fight and put a lot of pressure on them, they just don't have one.

Even Tobirama himself had urged Momoka privately in the early years, probably meaning that you should at least give birth to two children, so that the Uchiha and Senju can be divided. It's more fair to have one child for each clan!

But Momoka mocked him on the spot after hearing this:

"Is it so easy to give birth to a child? What if we can't support it and it dies? We have poured all our love and energy into Kamatsuki."

Just giving birth to Kamatsuki is enough to make Momoka and Kanoko die, and this is still with the external aid of Uchiha Madara.

Even Madara, who is extremely powerful, energetic, and has personally raised many younger brothers, was also tortured by Shenyue.

In the first few years after Shenyue was born, he really didn't get a good night's sleep. He had dark circles under his eyes. He didn't do anything, justI was busy taking care of Shenyue.

Now, if Huohe and Taohua have another child, isn't this simply asking for their lives?

Besides, they don't want to give the love they gave to Shenyue to another child.

Finally, Taohua also choked Tobirama:

"You gave birth to one yourself, and you are urging others to give birth!"

After hearing this, Tobirama was instantly speechless and never mentioned it again.

Now looking at Tsunade's awakening of Wood Release, Tobirama really likes it more and more, and feels that the Senju clan has finally settled down.

But when can the bad problem of hemophobia be cured?

In this regard, Uchiha Madara proposed a rather bold treatment plan, which is to use the Sharingan for treatment.

The general treatment plan is like this, he first uses the Sharingan to make Tsunade bleed, and if she faints, he will wake her up directly, and then cast illusions again, and if she faints, he will wake her up again.

In this way, Tsunade will be able to face her fear one day, and won't this disease be cured for her?

Unfortunately, his treatment plan was rejected by everyone as soon as it was proposed. After hearing this, Hashirama broke out in a cold sweat and loudly objected:

"Absolutely not!"

......

On the second day after Tsunade's birthday, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Jiraiya, the strange master and apprentice, also quietly gathered in a corner of Konoha.

From then on, the two giants who poisoned the literary world of Konoha formed an alliance here.

Originally, according to Myobokusan's intention, Konoha should first teach Jiraiya some ninja basics, and after he has laid a good foundation, he will be taught the essence of Myobokusan's fairy arts when he grows up.

It doesn't take a good teacher to lay a good foundation for ninjas. Sarutobi Hiruzen is definitely more than enough.

But Myobokusan and Tobirama both overlooked one thing, that is, Sarutobi Hiruzen, this monkey, is completely unrelated to being reliable!

In the original time and space, he would have gone to the battlefield by now, and after wading through the mountains of corpses and seas of blood, people would be forced to become more stable.

But now, maturity is something that this dead monkey has never had.

How can a frivolous monkey teach a frivolous child like Jiraiya?

"Teacher Hiruzen, what are we going to learn today?"

Jiraiya looked expectant. He remembered the training routines his friends talked about, and he began to imagine the scenes of ninja training in his mind.

"Use chakra to climb a tree? Or throw shurikens?"

"We don't want to learn those old-fashioned things! Too cliché and boring!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen waved his hand in disdain. He suddenly took out the paper and pen hidden behind him and announced:

"We are going to write poetry today!"

"Ah? What to write?"

Little Jiraiya was stunned, but Sarutobi Hiruzen patted his chest and boasted about himself, with a proud light in his eyes:

"I am a great poet who has published a collection of poems!"

Although it was published at his own expense.

"Even the second generation Hokage has read my collection of poems."

Although he exploded after reading it and even banned my collection of poems.

As a silly child who could be fooled by Alzheimer's disease, Jiraiya was very respectful and was fooled on the spot, looking at the monkey with admiration.

In Konoha, although there are many people who can fight, there are very few cultured readers.

The monkey obviously enjoyed the feeling of being worshipped. He touched Jiraiya's head and skillfully made a big promise:

"We, the master and the apprentice, will become the kings of the generation who lead the trendy culture of Konoha!"

"Oh, oh, oh! That's great!"

Jiraiya cheered excitedly, as if he had seen the moment when he and his teacher stood at the peak of culture together.

"Teacher-sama--"

Jiraiya just opened his mouth and was interrupted by Sarutobi Hiruzen:

"Call me a poet!"

"Poet-sama!"

Jiraiya quickly changed his words and asked curiously:

"What are we going to do now?"

"Kanzuki's birthday is coming soon."

Sarutobi Hiruzen raised a touch of artificial affection in his eyes and started another suicide in his life:

"I'm going to write a new collection of poems and give it to her as a birthday present."