Universe’s Ultimate BOSS

Okay, since you want to be abused, then I will fulfill you.

Wang Hao stepped forward and took the Astronomical Stone in Guo Yunzi's hand, and then handed it to Xiaobai.

However, at this time, everyone was like a ghost, looking at the little white on Wang Hao's shoulder, this rabbit actually spoke just now! ?

You must know that in their cognition, monsters are monsters. Even those monsters with high level and high IQ have no case of speaking human words, unless it is the kind of holy beast that roams the universe, divine beast.

But now a rabbit that only has the combat power of a martial artist at most, actually speaks human words. Could it be that this rabbit is still the descendant of some divine beast! ?

Le Xuan and the others jumped in their heads, feeling that something bad was going to happen. If someone was interested in Xiaobai, wouldn't this cause them unnecessary trouble! ?

What are you looking at? A bunch of hillbillies, never seen a rogue rabbit! Wang Hao gave everyone a contemptuous middle finger.

Rogue Rabbit!?

Everyone immediately wondered, what kind of beast is this! ?

Xiaobai felt Wang Hao's thoughts, and immediately shook his long ears, twisted his little butt, and waved his short hairy claws, I am the super invincible hooligan rabbit in the universe, my mother said that I am very good, but I am a little yellow and a little violent...

Seeing this scene, the eyes of the girls in the audience flashed with strong peach hearts. They are so cute and cute, don't they!

Not only can he speak, but he can also sing and dance. It is simply the most ideal pet in their minds, especially this song is too rogue, as expected of a rogue rabbit, I really want one.

Le Xuan and the others turned black, Xiaobai really learned badly with Wang Hao, and was actually singing Brother Huang.

After singing a few sentences, Xiaobai suddenly stopped. He felt the eyes of the group of girls looking at it, and there was a kind of meaning that he wanted to swallow it alive.

Seeing this scene, Xiaobai got into Wang Hao's clothes in a fright and didn't dare to show his face.

This time, the group of girls became even more excited and quickly stepped forward to surround Wang Hao.

This little handsome guy, how do you sell this rabbit!?

Little handsome guy, if you make a price, my sister will definitely satisfy you.

If the handsome guy can't make a good bid, then go to my sister's house,

Let's talk slowly.

...

Wang Hao looked at the group of girls vigilantly, If you don't sell rabbits, you can't even try to trick me, a pure and innocent boy, to go home and do shameful things.

As soon as the words fell, a big **** appeared in the girl's heart. Now she started to pretend to be pure. When she wrote the erotic poem just now, who was the coquettish old driver?

Le Xuan glanced at Zhao Yiling, who was not far away, and immediately understood why Wang Hao suddenly pretended to be pure. Compared with these vulgar fans, such beautiful people as Zhao Yiling were his favorite.

Cough, dear friends, it's getting late, this little guy and I are going to fight each other, and when we have a fight, you can do whatever you like! Guo Yunzi said aloud, unable to look down.

Seeing Guo Yunzi speak out, these girls didn't dare to neglect and quickly backed away.

Old man, hurry up, don't waste my time. Wang Hao said impatiently.

The little guy is so rude, then the old man will give you a difficult test first. Guo Yunzi snorted, and then said softly: It will be the old man's birthday in a few days, with... the old man's first couplet is : Blessed like the East China Sea, the sea is vast, the old man has a long life, abundant food and clothing, and the food is delicious, ranking in the third place, Taiwan enjoys prosperity and wealth, the distinguished guests should come early, it is logical, and of course!”

When everyone present heard this pair, they all frowned and thought.

Seeing this, Guo Yunzi stroked his beard and laughed. This time he finally got his place back. Although he lost a bit in the first two rounds, there was absolutely no problem in this round.

Old guy, this is the problem you're talking about!? Wang Hao curled his lips and said, My second link is: Shoubi Nanshan, Shan Bu Lao, the old man, with a human face and a beast heart, with a bad heart, a good tortoise bastard, he will eventually Death, there is no burial place in death, and the foundation has not been hit, and it is too late to regret it.”

You, you... Guo Yunzi was furious, this bastard dared to call him a tortoise bastard, and he had no place to be buried after his death.

What are you, am I not neat!? Wang Hao cast a glance at Guo Yunzi with a look of disgust.

Everyone's eyelids flickered, and they really didn't know what to say. The pair was really neat, which made them have the urge to clap their hands.

But if this is called, how will Guo Yunzi explain it? Could it be true that Guo Yunzi is a tortoise bastard! ?

Grandpa, are you okay!? Duoduo glared at Wang Hao, then supported Guo Yunzi with concern.

Grandpa is fine! Guo Yunzi waved his head, and then the next couplet came out: The white and yellow are not completely taken off, but I don't know how high the sky is!

Wang Hao smiled coldly and played this with him. The old guy was still a little tender, The turtle's shell has long been polished, so it's a cunning old man!

Everyone present looked at Wang Hao with admiration, this guy really dared to say it!

The last couplet scolded Guo Yunzi as a tortoise bastard, and this couplet scolds Guo Yunzi for having lost his tortoise shell, fuck, why is this guy so bad! ?

Ling Xiao and the others covered their heads with their hands and felt a pain in their foreheads. How could a pair be like Wang Hao? No one!

Guo Yunzi snorted angrily: Rice, rice, rice, glutinous rice, wheat and millet, which of these bastards is a gentleman!

Wang Hao didn't want to reply: Poems and books are changed in spring and autumn, there are many scriptures, why ask Laozi!

Guo Yunzi: In the two monkeys cut wood mountain, ask the little monkey how to cut the saw (sentence).

Wang Hao: When a horse sinks into the mud, see how the old beast hooves (question)?

Guo Yunzi: Cicadas don't know snow, ants are successful, when will the villain retire!

Wang Hao: An ant walks along a locust tree, a mayfly shakes a tree, and a fool is arrogant!

Guo Yunzi: filial brother, loyal, honest, etiquette (shameless)

Wang Hao: One Two Three Four Five Six Seven (Wang Eight)

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Seeing you coming and going on both sides, everyone present completely worshipped. It is absolutely rare in the world for a pair to be like this.

Guo Yunzi's eyes changed when he looked at Wang Hao. It was amazing that this young man could scold him to such an extent. It seemed that he had to come up with some trump cards.

Boy, this old man has a modern-style pair, how dare you try it!? Guo Yunzi gave Wang Hao a provocative look.

Wang Hao pouted, Let it go!

Guo Yunzi glared at Wang Hao, Listen now, the old man Wu Neng crossed the tower and gave him his head!

Wang Hao was taken aback for a moment, You are also playing ah ah ah!?

Guo Yunzi smiled proudly: This old man has always been at the forefront of fashion.

Wang Hao gave Guo Yunzi a look of contempt, Fashion is a fart, it looks like a piece of shit at first glance, listen carefully, Ben Shaowen can hang up and spray his teammates.

The smile on Guo Yunzi's face disappeared, and he became dignified, I didn't expect to meet a pit friend. Listening to the question, this old man can pick five by himself.

Wang Hao looked disgusted, You can just sit back and wait for a six-point shot.

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This young queen can put a wall to block teammates.

The old man is quiet, and he has not seen anyone for a hundred years.

If you move less, you will send a super god a thousand miles away.

The old man flashes heroically and sends a blood.

This young man sells his teammates and doesn't look back.

Tail the wind and waves!

Counterwind!

Ask you how much you can worry about.

Five people, four blacks and six points.

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Everyone in the audience was completely dumbfounded, didn't they say it was the right pair! ? But how the painting style of the old and the young has changed so fast, these are completely two pits, and who is more pitiful than anyone else, the forest is really big, and there are all kinds of birds.